It was a normal evening in the small town of Coolidge Kansas. A man was out checking the mail when a nearby farmer on a tractor rode up. "Hey whatcha barbecuing? It smells great." The man looked up from the mail. "No, I don't barbecue," he said.
The farmer scratched his head. "You sure. Something smells like steak. I could smell it all the way from the interstate." He took a sniff then peered into the distance where a glow can be seen. As the glow came closer it turns out to be a bunch of cows that were on fire. They mooed as they ran by.
But that wasn't all. Over the hill where the cows were running from a huge metal flying saucer emerged and flew off into the atmosphere. "Now that's something you don't see everyday," said the farmer, who was stunned.
In Quahog, Peter was working while reading through a newspaper. 'UFO SETS COWS A-BLAZE IN KANSAS TOWN,' the headline read. Peter gasps then turns the page. He begins to read on. "UFO sets cows a-blaze in Kansas town. In the evening on Saturday, cows have been reported running around the town of Coolidge engulfed in flames. One witness said they saw a metal UFO arise over the hill near interstate 3 as it flew into the atmosphere."
Peter rubs his chin. His phone rings. "Hello?."
"Peter, did you see the news?" Joe asks.
"What about Willy Wonka getting another sequel?" Peter asks, still looking through the paper.
Joe sighs. "No, the the news on the first page."
Peter turns back to the first page and chuckles. "Oh, you mean the UFO sighting. Yeah I heard about it, what's up?"
"Well, did you hear that there have been some reports of UFO's spotted in earth's atmosphere," Joe says. He turns to his phone. "According to a news article some satellites have captured images of UFO's."
Peter laughs. "Yeah, right." He hung up and continued to read through the newspapers and ignored headlines that said stuff like: 'SPACECRAFT SPARKS INVESTIGATION.' and 'UFO SIGHTINGS IN NEVADA DESERT.'
In Washington DC, the president was pacing back in forth thinking about something until a secret agent barges in. "Mr. President!" He says, trying to catch his breath. The president shoved his hand out. "Not right now. I'm trying to figure out where this bug came from," says the president, while looking at a small bug crawling around on the floor.
"But, sir, it's from the air force," the agent went on. "Look at these pictures they picked up." He held out a couple of photos that were black and had some type of silver disk on them. The president sighed and took the photos and started going through them.
"Unidentified flying objects. Hm," said the president as he took a seat. He continued to go through the photos until static was suddenly heard. The secret service man turned to the president's desk where a mini TV sat. He shook his head as he noticed complete static on it.
"Sir, you may wanna see this."
The president walked over and stared at the static screen. Something was coming through. It looked like a blob at first, but as the imagery because more clear he knew what it was.
"An alien?" He said in confusion. The martian was green-like-creature, and had a giant green brain that looked like a blob, he wore a purple cloak. The martian didn't say anything at first and instead stared at the two. The secret service man scratched his head.
The martian began to talk. "Ack, ack, ack," it said. Some type of alien language. "Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack. Ack, ack!"
The two stared at each other confusion. The martian continued to repeat 'ack' and cut off.
Apparently the president wasn't the only one who got the message. The whole United States did. Scientists at lab in DC were investigating the whole thing, but couldn't come up with an answer.
The next evening Chris and Meg were downstairs watching TV until it cut to static. It was like this for a moment until the same purple cloaked martian appeared. "Ack, ack, ack!" said the thing.
"What's this guy talking about?" Asked Chris. He held up the remote to change the channel, but every station was the same. "Oh, well!"
He and Meg listened to the martian talking. Then the TV cut out following with the power.
"What's going on?" says Meg with a tense look on her face. Suddenly a whirring sound could be heard. It sounded faint at first but became louder. The two ran towards the window as they watched a giant sliver flying saucer whir past.
"Cool!" Exclaims Chris.
"What is that thing?" Meg questioned.
The two continued to watch until it was out of sight. At the mayor's place, Mayor Wild West was sitting outside reading a book until he heard the whirring sound and looked up. The saucer was now right above the yard.
"What in the..." said Mayor Wild West. He got up. The saucer slowly lowered to the ground. Some people nearby including the news came up.
"We interrupt your program to bring you this surprising news. Just now a flying saucer has just landed near Mayor Wild West's house," Tricia Takanawa said.
People gathered, including Joe who was freaking out. "Oh my God, a flying saucer!"
Just then the Griffins appeared to view the giant silvery thing. They watched as a giant platform came down, and coming out was a red cloaked martian, following two other martians wearing green suits and helmets, wielding rifle-like ray guns.
"Martians?" said Brian. The three martians walked down the platform and up to the mayor's house. Mayor Wild West didn't say anything.
"Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," said the martian. Silence. Then...
"Do you come in piece?" A man from the crowd yelled. The red cloaked martian turned around. He pulled out a blue rifle-like ray gun and shot at the man. Green lightning zapped out and burnt the man to a skeleton.
People began to freak-out. The other two martians started to open fire. Shooting their ray guns at everyone.
"Shit!" Joe yelled. He rolled to his police car. "If there's anyone out there, report to the mayor's office immediately."
People scrambled and screamed. At one point Joe began to open fire. He wheeled up behind a car. "Drop the gun slime guy!" He ordered. The red cloaked martian turned to Joe. He aimed his gun at him and tried to shoot but the glock fell out. Joe chuckled nervously.
He leaned down and picked up an American flag. "I surrender!" The martian shot at him.
Meg tried to run but was attacked by a panicked chihuahua. She hit the ground. "Help!" she screamed. "Somebody!" Everyone was too busy to notice her. Some trampled over her. Meg screamed.
A young man stopped and ran up to her. "Are you okay?" He asked. A flash of green lightning zapped past him. The teen fell to the ground. He coughed, reaching his hand out to Meg. "Are you okay?" He wheezed.
"I think so," replied Meg. She reached for the guys hand, then shielded her eyes as a beam of green flashed over her. She put her hand down and turned to the young man.
She let out a scream. He's dead. His green skeleton laid on the concrete sidewalk. Meg held up her hand and screamed again. The guys hand. She shrieked and threw it.
The Chihuahua barked and ran after it. Meg scrambled to her feet. She tried to run, but was grabbed from behind by a martian which had his ray gun up to her head. And another arm cuffed over her mouth.
Meg quivered quietly as she was dragged back to the spacecraft. Another martian walked behind holding the same Chihuahua that attacked Meg, while another was dragging some other guy. His back was turned facing the panicking crowd while aiming his gun around as he walked backwards up the ramp, dragging the guy. The ramp slid up and back in, and the spacecraft took off.
Back at the Griffin residence, the family sat on the couch. "What the heck was that about? I thought aliens came in piece?" said Peter.
"It only happens in movies," cried Brian.
"I wish we stayed. I wanted to help the aliens," Stewie said, disappointed with his arms crossed.
Peter sighed. "I can't believe I lost one of my friends."
It seemed nobody cared about Meg being abducted. Up in the same aircraft, a group of martians were seen doing some experiments. Two were experimenting with the teens hand, while another three were working on Meg.
The martians pulled down their masks and acked at each other. The red cloaked martian came walking over with Meg's head in a jar. Then the group moved out of the way to show that they had sown the Chihuahua's head on Meg's body. Meg let out a gurgled scream.
As if today wasn't worse, the next day didn't get better. Cause the martian's came back. Down in DC, the president sat in his office while talking with the president of France. Just then one of the secret agents came in, followed by another.
"Sir," he began. "We have to do something."
The president looked up and said 'I know.' He hung up the phone. Just then a faint whir sound was heard. It came closer. The president turned around and looked out the window and gasped. "Oh, shit!"
A UFO looked like it was heading right for the window. But it wasn't. It was going over the white house. Another UFO came down. Then another, that pulled out a giant laser that aimed a light at the president.
"Run, Mr. President," screamed one of the secret agents. "You don't have to tell me," the president yelled, as he pushed the two aside while running out of the office. Then a huge crash and zap could be heard. A secret service man grabbed the president. "Come on this way!" He pushed him.
As of now, the whole world was being attacked by martians. In Italy, a UFO came down and began messing with the Leaning Tower of Pisa. And in India, a group of martians were taking pictures in front of the Taj Mahal just as it was being zapped to dust.
Across the United States it was even worse. A UFO flew by Mount Rushmore and zapped every president head into a martian sculpture, while in Nevada, tons of martians were running around Vegas. Some inside playing slot machines, while others zapped random people.
In Quahog, The Griffin's were all in the living room wearing tinfoil clothing. Peter and Brian were loading some guns.
"What are we going to do?" Cried Chris, while sitting the corner.
"We're gonna have to bunker down. Here take this." Peter tossed a pistol at Chris which fired off when he caught it.
"And I'll tell you one thing, they ain't getting the TV."
Lois walked downstairs. "I'm gonna go check on my parents." Peter gasped and grasped onto her legs. "No, Lois, I won't let you!"
"Let go, Peter," demanded Lois. She leaned down to pry at his fingers. "Peter, let go!" Peter let go and Lois stormed out the door. "Nooo!" He screamed.
Outside Lois could hear lasers zapping in the distance followed by people screaming. At one point she looked next door at Quagmires where she saw a tall slim woman with tall blonde hair, dressed in a red and white dress walk up to his door.
"Well, hello, beautiful," Quagmire said. "Can I help you with something?" He stepped aside to allow the woman to walk in. "How about you come inside, make yourself at home." The woman walked in and Quagmire followed.
"So, what are you doing out in a alien invasion?"
Suddenly...*Zap* Lois gulped and got in the car. She sped away. She looked around at places that were engulfed in flames. An alien ran in front of her holding some type of machine. "Ack, ack!" said the alien. "Don't run, we are your friends," the machine said.
Lois arrived at her parents house. The doors were wide open. She jumped out of the car and ran inside. "Mom, dad!" She called. She ran towards the living room where she saw three martians aiming a giant laser at Barbara, who was totally oblivious on what was going on since she had headphones on.
"Mom, watch out," Lois cried out loud. The martians and Barbara turned around, and the headphones came unplugged from the stereo exposing the music.
"Oooo-ooo"
"Oooo-ooo"
"When I'm calling you, ooh"
"Will you answer too?"
The high-pitched vocals from Slim Whitman caused the martians head to explode. Barbara watched them as they fell to the floor shrieking. "Lois, I think these guys are very sick," she said.
Lois was surprised. "What's happening to them, what's killing them?"
"I think it's my music," replied Barbara.
The music, of course. Martians can't stand the sound of high pitches. Later that day the military walked and flew around the United States playing the song. The song was even played in different countries. On radios, and over loudspeakers.
All the martian's heads exploded when they heard the song. Which of course caused some incidents where the UFO's would crash into stuff.
It was the end of the invasion. At one point in the same spacecraft that Meg and the young man were in, Meg's head detached itself from the dog's body and rolled onto the floor. The young man's head which was sitting in a jar fell off a counter and crashed onto the floor.
The two heads rolled side to side as the UFO was losing control. At one point they even came close to each other.
"I guess this is it," whined the boy. "If anything happens, Meg, I just want you to know that I love you."
"I love you too," Meg cried. They both kissed as the UFO fell out of the sky and crashed into the water.
It was over. All that was left was dust and rubble. At the Quahog Police Station a memorial service was held for Joe. Peter stood as the speaker. "This was a tough time. The most toughest time for the whole world." *sniff* "We lost many people in this terrible alien invasion. Many close, many loved, many hated. But at least we put a stop to this." He stepped down and walked off.
He and the family got in their car and drove back home.