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Method used: Expulsion
Rival: Arthur Kirkland (as Oka Ruto)
I sighed as I laid my face on my hand as our teacher discussed our today's lesson. It's not like I'm bored or anything, I just wanted to blend in with the other students. I buy manga and video games to make sure everyone sees me as a normal school boy.
Our morning classes ended and it was finally break time. I was about to go eat some pasta (with blood, hehehe) but my phone buzzed and I received a text message from Flavio.
"Meet me in the Info Club. You HAVE to see this."
I guess my food could wait. I shrugged and ran up to the club.
A good run up the stairs later...
I leaned on the wall to catch my breath. God, that was tiring... I shook the thought off and knocked on the Info Club's door. The door opened and revealed Flavio with a mischievous glint on his shades. When he does that glint, it means he acquired something new.
"You know this week's rival, right?" He asked, I nodded. "You have to see this." He took out his phone and showed me a video of Arthur in class. Typical. The camera zoomed in and something was in his hands. I fixed my eyes on what he was holding and found ero manga. "Ew, what the fuck is he reading?" I asked, disgusted. "Oh, that's a secret~" Flavio answered, his mouth curling into a cat's smile.
"Arthur's a closet pervert and he loves to secretly read those things in class." Flavio told me. "Show this to the guidance counselor. I want to see Arthur suffer in punishments." He said. I never told you that my brother likes seeing people suffer. Flavio transferred the video to my phone and I took a walking trip to the guidance counselor's office.
I found it and opened the door to see the guidance counselor. His name is Signor Ryan, a Canadian guy who applied for a job here in Japan. We all know that he has an assistant but we currently don't know where he is right now. "Um, scusi." I called for attention.
Signor Ryan looked up from his laptop and looked at me. "Can I help you?" He may be strict but he's very merciful. "Um, si. It's about Arthur Kirkland. I believe that he has been reading inappropriate material during class." I said and took out my phone and showed him the video. Signor Ryan watched the video with observing eyes and they widened when the camera zoomed in on the ero manga.
"Disgusting!" He commented. "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I'll have a word with him right now. All students know that reading things like that is prohibited." Signor Ryan thanked. "No problem. I will continue to report any suspicious things he's been doing." I assured, hiding the fact that they were all meant to eliminate my rival.
He stood up from his chair and dragged in another man inside. "Ryan, no! I'm trying to have a coffee break!" The man said in a thick Bulgarian accent. I exited the office and awaited Arthur's punishment.
At the end of the day, British student and Occult Club leader, Arthur Kirkland was called into the guidance counselor's office.
"May I see your bag?" Signor Ryan requested. Confused, Arthur gave him his bag and the counselor opened it and began to rummage inside it and took out the ero manga, causing Arthur to blush. "What is THIS?! Young man, you should know that reading content like this is not allowed in this academy!"
Arthur's eyes widened. How did he know of his secret reading habit? "N-no...Mister Ryan, wait..." Signor Ryan cut him off. "Enough! Tomorrow, I do NOT want to see any of this manga in your bag again! You will be in serious trouble for doing it!"
"Y-yes Mister Ryan..."
Strikes left: 4