Tuesday

Wow, I can't believe it worked. I feel really proud. My mind drifted to the scattered doujinshis across the school (Flavio still won't tell what's R-18) and a plan got into my head. Arthur's current reading material may be banned but that won't stop me from giving him more.

As soon as he left his classroom to go stalk Ivan, I saw his bag still open. I entered class 2-2 and peeked inside it. A wand, a spell book, a diary (Wow, that's deep) and a stuffed toy of a green version of Pikachu with wings.

I looked out of the classroom and saw lots of doujinshis scattered around. I went out and gathered 5 pieces of them and placed them in Arthur's bag. I decided to report it during break since Signor Ryan is kinda busy during this time of the day.

I went down and entered the fountain where everyone socialized. I decided to go to the 'Friendly but evil' circle. Zao noticed me immediately. "Hey, it's red guy." He teased, a smirk curled on his mouth. I turned pink at what he called me. Of course, my hair, my eyes and my attire (minus the sash, belt, boots and gloves) were all red but that's because it's my lucky color. I noticed that Zao had the Cooking club's Red Armband of Leadership on his left arm. Seeing that reminded me of Kuro...

"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" The Finnish student, Thurston Vainamoinen teased. I felt my face heat up. Hey, he was wearing red as well. I opened my mouth and blurted out "You're wearing red as well so why not dye your hair with blood?"

That's when the circle became quiet. The evil students looked at me with wide eyes like I kicked someone's balls with a blade-ended shoe before someone clapped their hands to break the silence. "That...was the most impressive comeback I've ever heard." Someone said in a male Canadian accent. I looked up and he had black shades covering his eyes.

"You seem to be fit in this circle. Welcome." The one who clapped his hands said, I can guess that his name is Matt. Me and the evil students began to socialize and the conversation ranged from friends to murder, my favorite subject The bell rang and all the students left their circles to attend classes. I left the evil circle and felt happy that I made friends.

Hours of morning classes later...

Finally, I can report to the counselor. I walked from class 2-1 to the office and opened the door. On the chair was Signor Ryan's assistant, a shy but merciful Bulgarian man, Signor Martin. "Um, scusi." I called out. Signor Petrov jumped, making a few papers fly. "I-I'm so sorry! I didn't notice you!" He said and straightened his back. "Can I help you?"

"Si. It's about Arthur again. It seems that he has more ero manga with him." I said. Signor Martin's eyes widened. "Ewwwww, that's disgusting!" He commented. "Thank you for notifying me. I'll talk to him right now." Signor Martin thanked. I was about to leave when a question popped into my head. "Scusi, where's Signor Ryan?" I asked. Signor Martin looked liked he was going to pass out. "He drank coffee and someone drugged it with too much sugar." He answered, facepalming.

I cringed at the thought and I planned to leave the office when Signor Martin squeaked. "Are you sure you want me to take care of this?" I heard him ask. "Of course~ Don't you wanna marry here in Japan after we give out mercy and expulsions?" Oh, it was Signor Ryan...

Help, I'm internally screaming at how cute they are...

At the end of the day, Arthur Kirkland was once again called to the guidance counselor's office. But, upon entering, he saw the counselor squishing his assistance's cheeks.

"Oh Martin, you're so adorable!"

"Ryan, stop! It hurts!"

Arthur could not help but mentally take notes at how "a love demon is possessing the both of them". "Um...excuse me..." He called out to their attention. Signor Ryan stopped and nudged Signor Martin to do his job.

"Oh...may I see your bag?" Feeling slightly scared, the British Occult Coub leader handed his bag to the two counselors. Signor Ryan and Signor Martin opened it began to rummage inside it when they pulled out 5 ero manga. "Ewwwww, what is this?!" Signor Martin commented, disgusted.

"Young man, what did I tell you about bringing these kinds of manga to school?!" Signor Ryan snapped, causing Arthur's eyes to widen."I-I have n-no idea how they got i-in there-" Arthur tried to explain but was cut off. "No excuses! I want you to fix your behaviour or you'll be kicked out and have your position as club leader evicted! Understand?"

"Yes sir..."

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