《System talking》
"Talking"
『Skills and dramatic impressions』
[Typing]
'Inner thoughts/quoting'
All right, let's do this one last time...
My name is peter- NOT
*COUGH*
My name is Ishigami Yu, just a normal loner shut-in that's in love with manga, anime, and video games.
I was bitten by a radioactive spider- WRONG!
*COUGH* *COUGH*
I was struck in a coma state whilst remembering things I shouldn't have.
Remembering the fact that Ishigami Yu and everyone around him was fictional characters from an Anime and knowing that I wasn't supposed to be him in the first place, was not the kind of memories you'd be expecting to remember after being in a coma after three months.
And just by that, I know you know the rest. Um... probably. Hopefully...
Actually, let me just tell you.
Memories flashed through my brain: "Well if you want to stay in school, you're going to have to write a reflection and keep up with your homework." "What's with that sulky look?! You realize I'm going out of my way to make time for you, right?" 'You're just getting what you deserve! if you hadn't done something so crazy..." "You're already fifteen, and you can't even muster a single 'I'm sorry?!"
Why are they saying such things? well... To put it simply, a punch some guy who's doing shady business in my class. The guy is cheating on his girlfriend whom I admire.
No, I don't have a crush on her girlfriend or anything like that. But she looked at everyone as a friend, no matter how gloomy someone is, they'll always be healed by her smile.
She's unlike everyone else who either makes friends as a way to make connections for their parent's companies or peoples who joins clubs while pretending to be friends. I doubt even the guys who get a girlfriend by joining the sports club even plays the game, they're simply bench warmer from the very start.
But anyway, the guy I was talking about acted like the victim last second, and I was branded as the girl's 'stalker'.
It led to me being told to make an "apology letter" to that Ko Ogino bastard. If I could just give him the apology letter first and THEN punch him, I would send a truck full of those. I doubt the teacher allowed me to though.
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"Kufufu... That's right... I was annoying, cringy, and crazy"
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"I'm sorry, who are you?" After waking up I tried to fake a memory loss.
"Amnesia…" In the end, I was labeled with that.
However, I was found out immediately.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!?" These words come from the figure I called 'father'
If this was the past me, I would've lowered my head as I shook in fear.
But...
"Yes. I could. " flatly, I stated.
Which, after widening his eyes for a bit, he raised his hand to slap me. "You-!"
I let that hand land on my face.
It hurts.
Yes, it hurts.
But I am crazy, aren't I?
So it won't really matter anymore.
"All I need to do is to write a simple 'Apology' letter, and that is all, right? Won't it make it easier if they got the idea; that I have a personality change after amnesia?" Thus, I stated.
But that statement changes my father's face to a frown. "Yu...why— why are you like this!?"
"Why are YOU like this?" I asked him back.
"You want me to apologize right? So, I made a scenario where I could. Nevertheless, it failed. How disappointing..." I turned back lazily towards the desk.
Placed a piece of paper, and start writing. A formal reflection essay on a fake apology.
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Since I have a 'what to do' slot right in my checklist, that would be my goal from now on. And of course, leaving this god damned house is also one of them.
My parents hold me back at first, but then after I submitted my 'Reflection' and now jumping right back into the game, they let me be as I wanted to. As long as I have the internet, time, and my laptop, Money won't be a problem.
And so, I simply did what any self-insert main character would do to earn money in their world.
Plagiarism. Well, not everything will be plagiarized. I just… write some novels and BOOM, this world was hyped up on the reverse Isekai genre now and I mine coins more rather than plagiarism, but that's a story for another time.
Anyway… Somehow, they let me enroll in the school. But before all of that...
"You are Ishigami-kun, right?" It was the student council president that called out my name.
Miyuki Shirogane, is a second-year high school student at Shuchi'in Academy and the president of the 67th and 68th Student Council.
"So essentially, in order to prevent harm to Kyoko Ootomo, you didn't raise any objections. This is what I've inferred by piecing together what information I could collect. Or rather, what we inferred."
I have a feeling this guy might be Kudo Shinichi in disguise. There has never been a video of me beating the shit out of Ko Ogino, yet this guy can decipher that right after he becomes the president.
"From our follow-up investigation, we learned that Kyoko Ootomo's relationship collapsed a few days later. There doesn't seem to be any strange rumors spreading around."
Now that makes me wonder, if that guy still becomes paranoid even though I had bothered writing a reflection.
"Apparently Ogino was quite wary of you."
"After all, who'd want to be on the bad side of a guy who didn't even bother to hand in a reflection essay to get his suspension lifted? Your suspension actually ended up keeping Ogino in line. "
I just submitted my reflection a week ago though?
"I don't plan to argue whether you were right or wrong. The reality is that you could have handled things better. But in terms of the outcome, Ogino kept his shady business to a minimum, and Kyoko Ootomo was not harmed. You've achieved your goal... Good Work, Ishigami."
Now if you would've done these sooner. I would've been praising you as a god right now, Kaichou...
After saying those words, He swiftly takes a paper and a pen.
"And that means, the reflection you should be writing...IS THIS! " At the end of that line, he shows me that paper.
'SHUT UP, MORON' was written on that paper.
Even though I'm no longer the same Ishigami a couple of months ago...
That still made my eyes water.
"Sorry but... you're a bit too late, Kaichou. "
"Huh?"
Even though tears fall from my eyes, the eyes weren't glinting with sadness or happiness. With a twisted grin that could shudder anyone down their spine, this is the face of satisfaction.
That's simply why, Kaichou...
Since I'm not the same Ishigami from 3 months ago.
Just by waking up...
"I'm already broken."
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DING*
《Message: Welcome to the Dimensional Chat Group》
DING*
《You have become an Admin.》
DING*
《3 Random members will be selected in 24 hours.》
DING*
['Administrator Y' Just joined the server]
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Before that, I was planning on taking my vengeance against Ogino. But well, now that Shirogane-Kaichou finds out about it... I don't feel like doing it at all. It sounds troublesome now that I think about it again.
But, of course, I've changed.
After that incident, I vigorously cut my hair as my "way" to abandon the old Ishigami.
Though, they're still long enough to cover one of my eyes, my appearance is certainly different.
I looked in the mirror.
There it is, my reflection of a broken guy, with messy long hair and sleepy eyes that somehow looks like they have eyeliners below them.
The old Ishigami was not only 'annoying, cringy, and crazy', But he was also delusional. That's why this shall be the new Ishigami.
The true 'Annoying, cringy, and crazy'.
Saa~ let the game begin.
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And with that, I enrolled at Shuchi'in Academy.
"Hey isn't that Ishigami?"
"He looks different."
I'm not even surprised. Even if my looks have changed, this new expression where I fake smile at everything makes it seem like I'm a different person. Still looks gloomy though...
"Ishigami Yu, the current treasurer of the high school Student Council, please take care of me."
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A day later...
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Ah yes, I've seen these kinds of fanfictions too. Fanfic where the main character visited another world via 'dimensional group chat'.
DING*
《Message: Random members have been selected.》
DING*
['Good Slime' Just joined the Server]
['Pervy Sage' Just joined the Server]
['Wise Grandson' Just joined the server]
Umu.
Now, this makes me wonder...
I opened the chat room. Silence? There's a bit of a pause before,
DING*
[Good slime: Hello?] The sender of this is the 'Good Slime'.
Just by looking at the username, I think we all know who he is.
Now then, regarding how should I react to these guys...
Nope, thinking about is too troublesome.
That's why...
[Administrator Y: Hello there, Rimuru Tempest the slime.] Thus, I chatted.
Now here's the thing I noticed about Dimensional Group Chat fics.
I just can't figure out they're all typing whilst sending into one message, or somehow magically turning their voice to texts.
Why?
Because, naturally, you can AND will think twice when you were going to send any kinds of chats.
So, it should be kind of impossible for them to act 'bashful' or any spontaneous reactions in a chat.
In fact, they would keep their tsukkomis inside their head, before actually responding to something.
(A/N: Manzai is a traditional style of comedy in Japanese culture comparable to double-act comedy or stand-up comedy. Manzai usually involves two performers —a straight man (tsukkomi) and a funny man (Boke) —trading jokes at great speed. Most of the jokes revolve around mutual misunderstandings, double-talk, puns, and other verbal gags. Basically, tsukkomi is the guy who reacts to the boke's stupid act.)
Speaking simply, NO, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHITE BEARD TYPING "Gurarara" UNINTENTIONALLY.
Therefore...
[Good slime: Who are you? What is this Chat group?]
Now that's how the natural reaction should be.
Those other two members should rather be pondering our conversation right now...
[Administrator Y: Me? I believe you could tell who am I just by looking at my username.]
A bit of chit-chat before dropping the big bombs...
[Good Slime: Well then, Admin Y-san, how do you know who I am?]
Now we're on track... I know who Pervy sage is, but I need to know who's this Grandson guy.
[Administrator Y: Oh, I know lots of things.]
I'll see how the other two will act.
There's a bit of a pause before eventually,
[Wise Grandson: Was it you who reincarnated me? ]
This question was not from the slime.
It was from the 'Wise Grandson'.
Well, this is hard.
Who's 'grandson' even are yo- Ah...
[Administrator Y: I see you've been successfully reincarnated safe and sound, Shin Wolford.]
That anime... I don't particularly like it.
Some parts of it were okay, but many were just forced situations, especially the romance.
And I'm not talking about forced situations as in 'Anime misunderstandings' or any kind of it.
But those are stories for another time...
Now then, looking back at the phone in my hand I read the new message.
[Pervy Sage: I wanted to ask about my name, but now that it has got to this point... What do you know about me?]
And the sage finally talks.
To which, [Administrator Y: I was hoping to get my hands on one of your Novels for a while now, but I didn't think that'll be possible. Well, for now, at last.]
Now I've figured out all the members...
They all read that last statement in confusion.
[Good slime: We'll get to meet you?] That was none other than Rimuru the slime.
[Administrator Y: Who knows?]
Well, this will be interesting.
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[Third person's POV]
After he/she encountered the Ogres and passed out for 3 days upon naming each of them, Rimuru in human form sat on his/her bed inside the semi-house hut.
He/she holds a rectangular electronic device that seems like a phone.
He pondered the words of the group's admin.
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Administrator Y. He acts like he knows everyone inside the chat group.
If obtaining this object that is clearly from his original world by COINCIDENTALLY fell like a meteor and landed COINCIDENTALLY beside his hut-house is NOT WEIRD ENOUGH,
Then meeting a guy who knows your name like a creepy stalker after your reincarnation should probably be a mythical phenomenon like... Befriending a dragon!
[Good Slime: Who are you?] Thus, he/she asked.
[Administrator Y: Me? I believe you could tell who am I just by looking at my username.]
What's with his tone?
Is this fellow... Is stalling for time?
If so, then what for?
[Good Slime: Well then, Administrator Y-san, how do you know who I am?]
But the admin's response successfully disappointed him/her.
[Administrator Y: Oh, I know lots of things.]
What is he-
*DING*
[Wise Grandson: Was it you who reincarnated me? ]
Upon this question by "Wise Grandson", Rimuru's eyes widened.
After a slight pause...
*DING*
[Administrator Y: I see you've been successfully reincarnated safe and sound, Shin Walford.]
Not an acceptance or denial.
What makes this admin guy avoid questions so much?
Rimuru ponders in silence whilst looking at the chat members converse.
These usernames make it even weirder now... Pervy sage and Good slime?
Pervy Sage, where have we heard of-
After reading their chats, Rimuru scrolls down as he/she came down to a realization.
『Great sage』the slime muttered.
《Report. Analysis has been completed. Object: Smartphone has the time compression: Infinity. Additionally, particles including-》
"That's too difficult to understand! Make it simpler!"
《Notice. It has the same enhancements as Anti-Magic Mask》
" Humu... And, this username, where have I seen or heard of it?"
《Report. Chances are; a fictional Character of an anime・Jiraiya the Toad Sage.》
Jiraiya...
"...What the fu-"
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It was in the middle of the day when a porcupine-headed toad sage could be seen tinkering with a rectangular object.
"Is this some kind of communication device?"
He guessed.
Even though he learned to use the device quickly, looking at the conversation of the members left him intrigued.
It just made it more suspicious when such a device was received by him via landing itself on Jiraiya's face.
[Good Slime: Well then, Administrator Y-san, how do you know who I am?]
[Administrator Y: Oh, I know lots of things.]
If "Pervy Sage" Is his name, he admits there's a similarity to his title.
Then that rule should also be applied to the other members.
That's why...
Slime? Wise grandson?
It left him confused.
[Administrator Y: Well, so anyway, you could say I'm a fortune-teller.] And just like that, the admin guy disappear.
Well, not literally "disappeared". But he stays silent right after those words, completely ignoring the other members' questions afterward.
[Pervy Sage: Jiraiya the Toad Sage, Call me Jiraiya.]
Thus, he introduced himself after the "slime" did it and was followed up by the "grandson".
After a small chat between themselves...
[I figured y'all probably need an explanation of what is happening right now.]
"YEAH, NO SHIT!"
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It has been 7 years since Shin Walford's reincarnation.
"WHAT IS THIS DOING IN HERE!?"
Prior to dumbfounding his adoptive grandma by hunting wild boars and stronger animals, one day he came across a familiar object which he opened immediately.
"I don't recognize this model..."
Murmuring that, he was greeted by an app that automatically opened.
" What's with these usernames...?"
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[3 minutes later]
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"Who is this admin guy?! How does he know my name!? Uwaaah this is creepy..."
This guy is avoiding all of their questions...
No, rather. What should he do to explain this smartphone to his adoptive grandparents and uncle?
After a small chit-chat of the admin avoiding questions in the chat group...
He finally said something.
[Administrator Y: Well, so anyway, you could say I'm a fortune-teller.]
"Eh?" Was not only Shin's reaction to this carefree message. The other three individuals so did too.
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[Ishigami's POV]
Currently, It was after school.
I lay down on the sofa in the student council after a council meeting is over.
[Well, so anyway, you could say I'm a fortune-teller.]
I typed that nonchalantly.
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Yup, silence, is the natural reaction to this.
They're probably throwing Tsukkomi one after another in their world right now...
Either way, since they're still pondering about the deadpan I gave them, I'll explore the app for now...
Umu? What's this?
I look at an app with a circle Icon.
DING*
Name: Ishigami Yu
Lv: 1
HP: 20
MP: 3
SP: 4
Skills:
『Observation Lv0』
Resistance:
-Ailment Resistance.
Now, this makes me wonder...
I expect an empty slate after reading my name and stats, but...
Lv 0? What the heck?
What is that even supposed to do?
While thinking that, I pressed the plus button beside the "Lv0".
『Observation Lv1』 [Confirm? Y/N]
Wha- now that should be important stuff right there, where did the points come from...?
Ah now that I pay attention to it...
[SP: 3]
It was four, I thought it was a Stamina point, but this should prove it's the Skill points.
So, How do I level up now?
Humu?
On the right top corner...
《Skill sharer》
It was then that I thought... "What kind of a BS is this?"
After I tapped them, I was greeted by a new screen.
[Select individual]
-Rimuru Tempest
-Jiraiya
-Shin Wolford
This is great and all, but the only thing that makes me intrigued, is how about the other members.
Do they have this feature?
Well, no matter.
For now...
I tried selecting Jiraiya's and Shin's.
『Chakra Control』 『Mana Afinity』
And those are all there is.
Well, that's kind of fair.
Ninjutsu is a Jutsu (Technique) and not a skill, after all, the same goes for Majutsu (Magic).
But for now...
《Exchange "1" SP to receive a copy of skill, 『Chakra Control』?》
... Yes!
DING*
Name: Ishigami Yu
Lv: 1
HP: 20
MP: 3
CP: 10
SP: 3
If I were to choose that, only to find unlocking CP stats is not a thing, I should've been screwed.
The moment I saw that, a surge of energy flows throughout my body like adrenaline.
Ah... That's right, what about Shin's skill set?
《Exchange "1" SP to receive a copy of skill, 『Mana Affinity』?》
Umu, Let's try something else first.
I already have MP stats, so I don't think I need it.
Let's see Rimuru's skills.
『Pain Nullification』 Cost: 1SP
『Physical Attack Resistance』 Cost: 1SP
『Paralysis Resistance』 Cost: 1SP
『Thermal Fluctuation Resistance』 Cost: 1SP
『Predator』 Cost: 50SP
『Great sage』 Cost: 100SP
『Water Manipulation』 Cost: 1SP
『Steel Thread』 Cost: 1SP
『Sticky Thread』 Cost: 1SP
『Magic Sense』 Cost: 1SP
『Black Flame』 Cost: 5SP
『Black Thunder』 Cost: 5SP
Etc.
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... So having someone like him is basically a cheat for me.
Yeah, good shit.
I already consider you a friend now, Rimuru.
《Exchange "1" SP to receive a copy of skill, 『Sticky Thread』?》
Yes, It can come in handy.
Now then... Magic sense allows you to sense everything by manipulating Magicules/Mana.
Doesn't that mean I could replicate it if I have Mana Affinity?
《Exchange "1" SP to receive a copy of skill, 『Mana Affinity』?》
... Yes.
DING*
Name: Ishigami Yu
Lv: 1
HP: 20
MP: 3
CP: 10
SP: 1
Skills:
『Observation Lv1』
『Chakra Control Lv1』
『Mana Affinity Lv1』
『Sticky Thread Lv1』
Resistance:
-Ailment Resistance.
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I just realized... I could pull a Spiderman with this.
Maa~ I still need to level them up.
Rather than that, this "Observation" Skill... it's level 0? What does that even mean?
Well, I still have 1 SP left and it's kind of a waste not to use it so,
『Observation Lv2』 [Confirm? Y/N]
Yes.
DING*
And just from that, the views of my world began to change.
『Sofa』 『Table』 『Wall』
Ah yes, This is also familiar...
Nai wa...
《『Observation』 has leveled up.》
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DING*
Now that came back to my sense from the intense notifications of 『Observation』, I take a look at the chat room.
[Good Slime: My name is Rimuru, pleased to meet you.]
[Pervy sage: Same here, Jiraiya the Toad Sage, Call me Jiraiya.]
[Wise Grandson: I'm Shin Walford! Please call me Shin!]
They chatted quite a bit after my absence.
It has been a bit late now...
I should go home.
Getting up from the sofa, I packed my things as I get out of the council room and locked the door.
On the way out of this castle-like school, I opened the chat room. (A/N: Shuci'in academy is prestigious)
[I see you're all getting along quite well.]
[Good Slime: Admin!]
[Pervy sage: Admin guy!]
[Wise Grandson: Administrator Y-san!]
Yes, yes, this is your lovely mysterious admin.
[Administrator Y: I figured y'all probably need an explanation of what is happening right now.] I stated.
Even if I can't see their face right now, I could imagine them shouting a "YEAH, NO SHIT" or something along those lines on their heads.
[Administrator Y: Well, GoodSlime and WiseGrandson should probably know what I am on about. We are all from different dimensions. Probably something about, "we were chosen to complete missions by going to another world" or any kind of that shit. Explanation ends, and I shall bid you adieu.]
《Administrator Y is offline.》
There, that was perfect... I'll log in again later.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Explanation ends, and I shall bid you adieu"? THAT BARELY EXPLAINS ANYTHING!"
Shin exclaimed these words inside the house.
He looked back to the chat room.
[Pervy Sage: Can anyone explain this to me?] That was the Toad Sennin.
Which, made Shin grow a tsukkomi inside his head.
"That guy was supposed to be the 'admin' right? Why does he not even bother doing these kinds of things!?"
So finally, he decided to explain these to Jiraiya.
But it looks like the slime beat him to it.
[Good slime: Jiraiya-san. Firstly we would like to check, are you aware of the term "reincarnation"?]
Well, That's a good start. Probably.
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Currently, I am stacking up paperwork in the student council room while having my headset on with a banging song playing on my phone.
But I found something strange...
Below the table, a piece of paper was taped onto it? "Coffee blend ticket" was written on them.
"Eh?" Well, someone might've lost it like this...
Was it Miyuki-kaichou's? Certainly, he would keep some tickets lying around... Just as I placed my paperwork at Kaichou's desk, a voice can be heard from the door, "But a lot of people think that's the best way to kill time." That was my senpai, Kaguya Shinomiya.
Shinomiya-senpai is a second-year high school student at Shuchi'in Academy, a member of the Archery Club, and the Vice President of the 67th and 68th Student Council.
Shinomiya-senpai is a beautiful, fair-skinned young girl with long black hair that is usually tied by a black-red ribbon with bangs/hair strands hanging on either side, large, almond-shaped red eyes, thin eyebrows, and a slim, but feminine build, with a noticeably small chest. She also came from a wealthy and important family
There are rumors that She and Shirogane-Kaichou are dating, but after joining the club myself, I confirmed they are not. Well, yet. I figured it won't be long... maybe another year, one of them will confess.
"I don't really go to coffee shops. They're too expensive for my blood." The President sat down on the sofa as he stated that.
Shinomiya also sits down across from him, "If there was a coupon or something, it would be different."
I can see Shirogane Kaichou opening a newspaper whilst Shinomiya-senpai is... searching for something?
But then, her eyes landed on me who has the tickets in my hand.
Ah? so these are Shinomiya-senpai's tickets?
I see now, well I should give it to her-
Just as I was going to finish my thoughts...
I detect a bloodlust.
What... the heck?
That killing intent comes from Shinomiya-senpai herself.
Her eyes are scary...
She moves quickly and with a hand, she moves one of the headset pairs that are on my head, as now, the banging EDM music I listened to has been replaced by a sinister voice that comes up like a threat.
"Not a word to anyone about those tickets." Thus, She stated.
That's a threat.
That's a threat, right?
Her face is goddamn scary.
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[Two days later]
There's only Shinomiya-senpai and me in the council room. Well, I came here to submit my handouts, but at least I should strike a conversation. I don't want here to think of me as a rude Kouhai right? (A/N: Kouhai means junior)
"Shinomiya senpai, are you in love with the president?"
In response to my carefree question. Shinomiya-senpai spits out a portion of the tea from her mouth.
"I-I-In love with the president? Don't talk nonsense! That would never happen!"
Your reaction says otherwise...
"You don't see him as a love interest?" Thus, I asked.
"No! Of course not."*Clank* *Clank**Clank* *Clank*
No no, I know that's a lie, at least try to stop shaking your teacup, senpai...
"Really?"(Ishigami)
"YES! In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!"(Shinomiya-senpai)
Well, it's rare to see Shinomiya-senpai getting flustered like this so,
*Grin* "I see, then I'll give the president a hint that you have no romantic interest so he doesn't get the wrong idea..."Maa~ seeing her flustered is one thing, but I should probably go.
But just as I was about to turn back to face the door...
*GRAB*
Eh?
Shinomiya-senpai grabbed my back's collar?
And without a warning, she pulls me.
*SLAAAM*
Ouch. "YOU'LL TELL HIM NO SUCH THING! YOU HEAR ME!?"
Good deary, Shinomiya-senpai... Please don't get flustered when you're trying to kill someone...
DING*
《『Pain Resistance』 has been acquired》
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Yeah, after escaping death from Shinomiya-Yandere-senpai, I feel pretty much weak compared to a petite girl who only repeats a simple arrow sniping movement at the archery club for 2 years.
So I decided to train.
DING*
《DAILY QUEST: Getting Ready To Become Powerful》
-(Incomplete) Push-ups [0/100]
-(Incomplete) Curl-ups [0/100]
-(Incomplete) Squats [0/100]
-(Incomplete) Running [0/10km]
The moment I leveled up 『Observation Lv0』, these notifications start appearing out of thin air.
Yes, it's the familiar translucent screen that looks like a game menu.
And so, I decided that I should finish the quest every morning.
After school, I would be practicing Chakra control and Magic Affinity instead.
But of course,
After a day of failing to complete this daily quest, which thankfully didn't send me to another world full of sands where giant scary centipedes are trying to kill me, I get a grip of it and complete everything the next day.
Thus,
DING*
《You have one message.》
《Daily quest has been completed. Rewards:》
- Sp ×2
- 20 Exp
DING*
《You have level up. Rewards:》
- Sp ×1
- All stat +1
- Dungeon Key
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Finally, I went to school after changing my clothes from my drenched tracksuit.
On my way to school...
I put some SP on 『Chakra Control』
Name: Ishigami Yu
Race: Human
Lv: 2
HP: 25/25
MP: 3/3
CP: 10/1
SP: 1
Skills:
『Observation Lv1』
『Chakra Control Lv3』
『Mana Affinity Lv1』
『Sticky Thread Lv3』
Sticky Thread also went up a bit after I use them over and over till my room has basically transformed into a spider nest.
Well, I could change its consumption by MP and not my body parts, but my Magic Affinity isn't there yet.
But other than that,
*BZZT*
We have an unexpected development.
["Administrator Z" just joined the server]
Truly unexpected.
[Administrator Z: Yo! How is everyone doing!?] This new guy called Z playfully sends those messages.
They are also an "Admin"
How curious...
There was a pause before... [Administrator Z: Uwaaa~ what the hell is with these chats' history? Y! Weren't you supposed to be doing your job!?]
I don't even know you.
[Wise Grandson: Another Admin!?] Shin typed these words.
[Administrator Z: Deary- it seems like Y-kun is not doing his job properly. Sorry for that you guys~]
I never signed up for a job like this in the first place.
[Good Slime: As I thought, You admins may even be the creator of this device.] Rimuru stated this.
No, but, why are you guys even so fixated on this group.
[Pervy Sage: Then I assume you will give us some explanation right now?] Jiraiya asked through the chat.
Following that, this Z guy began explaining in a long paragraph.
[Administrator Z: Well, the purpose is not really important. For now, you should know to try not to hate each other. Also, call me Robby, hope we get along!]
Okay, maybe not too long.
The guy now dubbed "Robby" stated this.
Who is this guy?
Another 4th wall's reincarnator?
I don't think that's the case.
I'm just an orphan nobody trapped inside Ishigami Yu's body.
There were no memories of Ishigami Yu associating himself with this chat group either.
So the only hypothesis left is...
This Z guy is not an "Admin".
He may even be the creator himself.
Suddenly, Shin typed.
[Now that I remember, we don't even know Y-san's real name.]
[Good Slime: Ah, that's right!]
[Good Slime: We were just calling him "Admin-guy" Or "Y" This whole time.]
To this, Administrator Z dubbed "Robby" Now states.
[Administrator Z: Oi oi... AdministratorY, do your job properly!]
I don't even know who you are!
[Ishigami Yu.] Thus, I chatted
Not even going to bother to see their reactions.
*BZZZT* *BZZZT* *BZZZT* *BZZZT*
I Ignore their rants afterward.
Maa~ the class is about to start, so it'll be a good excuse for later.
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[TALK SOME MORE GODDAMMIT!] (Shin)
[YU, DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY!] (Administrator Z)
《Administrator Y is offline》
[Is this guy for real...?]
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DING*
《A Group Quest has arrived.》
《Group Quest: Konoha crush!》
Orochimaru, a missing-nin from Konoha who founded Otogakure, approached the Fourth Kazekage with the proposition of a joint invasion using the Chūnin Exams hosted in Konoha as a cover to attack!
《Quest Condition: 》
-Time in the ongoing Quest world will be accelerated.
-[0/1] Admin is allowed to join the Quest.
-Quest will start in 96 hours.
《Success Condition: 》
-(INCOMPLETE) Save Gekko Hayate's life [0/1]
-(ALTERNATE SEQUENCE) Prevent the Invasion from happening [0/1]
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In a certain Shinobi world, "OROCHIMARU!" Jiraiya exclaimed this on the chair he was sitting on.
After running away from an onsen, Jiraiya stopped by a shop to have some sake. And of course, he pulls out the "smartphone".
[Good Slime: ...Basically, this group is created to solve everyone's problem.]
These words were stated by Rimuru the Good slime after a discussion about the chat group.
[Administrator Z: That's the gist of it, yeah.]
Jiraiya typed. [Pervy Sage: "Parallel dimensions" eh, well this is interesting at last.]
[Wise Grandson: Somehow I feel a bit excited. We'll get to meet each other soon!] (Shin)
[Administrator Z: By the way, we administrators can't actually join you guys. Only one admin can join the adventure if we were to join you guys! That's why, you know what to do, right? Hihihihihi~]
On that remark, a face of realization showed itself on Jiraiya's face.
[Good Slime: Let's drag that guy into this.]
[Wise Grandson: This is a good way for revenge.]
[Pervy Sage: Certainly.]
《Administrator Y has got 3 votes to join the Group Quest.》
《Administrator Y has been selected to join the next Group Quest.》
'Heh, that lazy guy would be surprised,' Jiraiya thought to himself.
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《Administrator Y has been selected to join the next Group Quest.》
I received these messages right after school is over.
That Z guy... To say I'm irritated was an understatement.
Why is he acting as if he knows me?
Now that I think of it... Robby.
ROBBY...Rob... R.O.B...
...I see now. What a bad pun... Auth[Redacted] has a poor sense of humor. (A/N: Oi!)
Scenario One: I died, meet this Robby, get some wish or roulette, and transmigrated.
Scenario Two: I was a god who reincarnated himself, and unintentionally/intentionally lost his memories.
Scenario Three: The Robby guy is shittin' me.
(A/N: You guys know it has something to do with number two, but it'll take a different turn later, Persona 5 won't be in the story)
But that doesn't matter for now. I need to grow stronger for this shit.
Here's something I was wondering as I looked at everyone's skills.
Is "Magicules" The same as "Mana"?
The answer is, NO.
They're different types of energies.
Kenja no Mago's Magic is much simpler than Tensura's. "Mana" in Shin's world only needs a Chakra-Pathway-like control and Imagination.
Magicules are far more complex to manipulate, it is due to Humans cannot use Magicules freely as they are susceptible towards Magicule poisoning. Also because they cannot form an internal reserve for Magicules themselves.
While Chakra... they are more versatile. The downside is: that Chakra is unstable. Yes, If you're telling me Fuinjutsu is not versatile enough even though you only need a brush and paper, then I don't know what is.
Mana also has their "Magic enhancement" but you can't do that shit mid-fights aren't you? Since they directly "enhance" pieces of equipment instead of throwing papers on the battlefield.
Simply speaking, Magicules are far more stable than the two, ONLY if you're not a human.
Then what should I do?
Some skills I got from Rimuru have a trace of Magicules. If I were to "Rewrite" the concept of mana affinity, then I'll need a "core heart" just like all terrestrial life forms in Tensura.
Of course, my actual heart can be used for that.
*DING*
《The skill 『Mana Affinity』 has been annihilated.》
*DING*
《The skill 『Magic Affinity』 has been acquired.》
HP: 2004/28+ (Rising)
Mp: 2101/50+ (Rising)
Yeah, it kinda hurts a little.
But it's worth it, I guess.
HP: 2000/2010 *Stop*
Mp: 2102/2101 *Stop*
Conclusion: Don't worry about it. I doubt the majority of you even understood the whole concept of xianxia's cultivation other than "sitting down, eating some pills swoosh swoosh thunder, and becoming OP" anyway.
Yeah, Au[Redacted]or definitely have a poor sense of humor. (A/N: This little-)
Anyway!
After I learned how to utilize it, I think it's time to get even stronger.
《Would you like to enter the dungeon: The Gamer's Zombie ID?》
Yes.
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The dungeon is simply a mirror world of our world, but with zombies in it.
《You have defeated a Zombie.》
《You have leveled up!》
Yeah, they basically look like a certain farm material from a certain manhwa.
Since that's the case then, *swoosh*
I copied the technique of a main character from The Gamer. He calls it Mana bolt at first, but when he finds out he could control his Mp, he spins the goddamn thing before landing them into the enemy to give additional damage.
Which then I thought... THE HELL, ISN'T THAT JUST RASENGAN? (A/N: a one-way rotation one, that is.)
*BOOM*
《You have defeated a Zombie.》
《You have defeated a Zombie.》
《You have leveled up!》
Well, that was interesting at last.
《You have defeated a Legion Zombie.》
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[A few hours later]
Hey, it's me, peter par- NOT!
It's me, your lovely shut-in, laying down on his apartment floor, drenched in sweat and green blood.
Good news, the "Skillshare" system is only available to me as the "admin's privilege".
Meaning: I could copy them without taking permission.
Now then,
*DING*
《You have one message.》
《Dungeon has been cleared, Rewards have arrived:》
- Sp ×10
- 1000 Exp
- Random box
*DING*
《You have Leveled up!》
Umu. Random box, how curious.
《Would you like to open "Random Box"?》 [Y/N]
Yes.
*DING*
《You have one message.》
《Rewards have arrived:》
-[Weapon] [S] The Harvester ×1
Harvester? what's that?
I open up the option called Inventory.
《Would you like to equip Weapon: "The Harvester [S]?"》 [Y/N]
Umu... Yes.
*DING*
《Unique skill, 『Reaper』 has been acquired》
...What?
As soon as clicked it, that notification came up and a light shines brightly in my hands.
And when it manifested as an object as soon as I gripped it...
"A dual scythe?"
This... is familiar. 『Observation』
*DING*
[The Harvester] [S]
-The Harvester is a shape-shifting weapon. It is able to take on many forms if the user wills it such as the main single scythe form, dual scythes, gauntlets, hammers, and more. The Harvester's "true form," or base form, is that of a giant scythe with skulls of the damned down the sides of the blade.
Weapon Skills: 『Shapeshifting』, 『Reaper』
If I were to remember this correctly... Ah, Darksiders 2... this is the weapon of Death, the Nephilim.
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Name: Ishigami Yu
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Lv: 35
HP: 1998/2010
Mp: 12/2101
CP: 90/1509
SP: 25
Title:
『Zombie Slayer』
Skills:
『Observation Lv19』
『Chakra Control Lv30』
『Magic Affinity Lv36』
『Sticky Thread Lv10』
『Regeneration Lv5』
『Brutality Lv5』
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To be continued.