Laessa Dalont is the only thing I own, everything else is owned by their respective creators.


"Hey Amalee." A small Breton woman calls out to her companion as they sit on the dockside of a fishing dock in Hjaalmarch.

"Yes Laessa?" The nord woman responds with a cheer in her tone.

"Remember a few days ago when you, me and stone face Valdimar went sleuthing around in Windhelm. Solved a murder mystery in a day?" The Breton idly kicks her feet, the tip of her boots just gracing the water surface.

"How could I forget? When I said to bring cheer, I didn't think you'd be so active in doing so!" The Nord replies.

"Yeah, then we heard Ulfric's talks with Galmar. Especially that last part…" Laessa look to the water once more.

It was murky, swampy, but she knew that fish swam freely, life under the harsh conditions. The Breton chuckles, thinking about it a bit, how it reflected current affairs.

"That last part got me thinking about this whole war thing." The short woman drums a few fingers on the wood.

"War isn't beautiful, some say the fighting can be, but ma and pa told me what war is like." Amalee responds with a dulled tone.

"Mhm… I can agree with that…" The short woman stands up and stretches.

"Well what may come of it, I shall take in stride! Because knowing how life has gone for me… I'm going to have to choose a side." The Breton sighs.

"Don't worry Laessa! I'll be at your side thick and thin! You've been there for me and I'll do the same for you!" The Nord pops up and gives her reassurance.

"As will I my Thane." A heavy Nord accent flies out to them.

"Thank you Valdimar, Amalee…" She stands up and moves over to her personal horse carriage.

"Now, after a quick break, I think we got some bounties to collect. Mama needs more coin to keep the building going ya know! The enchanter's tower for the manor ain't gonna build itself!" The small woman grins as she hops on the carriage.

"Right behind ya!" Amalee climbs on.

"As you wish my Thane." Valdimar follows suit.

The steward of the property watches on, a smile on her lips as she keeps her mage hood up.

"That woman…" She snorts as she shakes her head.

"FUS RO DAH!"

The earth rumbled as a shockwave ripped through the air, straight up, startling everyone and the carriage horse, prompting the whole crew to hang on as the driver tried to regain control. The steward can only sigh as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Whoever told her to pray by shouting into the sky is an absolute buffoon… And her even more so for doing it on the back of a carriage…."


Makmix here back with a new set of dumb tales meant to be more of just semi episodic tales with sometimes a flowing story.

But for the most part it's just me writing down random events in my game and getting some good practice in. If you guys enjoy it, fantastic, if not, well I hope it was just okay. I like to write characters, explore them more, and all around have fun making someone with personality so I hope I do a good job doin' so.

More random chapters to come, guaranteed too since I write a chapter whenever I encounter something funny or do something I deem important for Laessa and her companions, whether they be vanilla, dlc or modded in. Y'all should know which mod I, at least, have installed.

Beyond that, have a good day, afternoon, or night.

~ Makmix