What to Do with Kaiju Poo
Have you ever wondered, as I tend to do,
The things you could do with a kaiju's rich poo?
Yes, ones like Godzilla leave cities in bits.
But there's limitless uses for their mountains of shit.
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Yes, these great beasties, they too defecate.
And I know in all fairness that makes you irate.
You may hold your nose; you may say it stinks.
But our uses for feces? Well just have a think.
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Kilograms, tonnes, of rich fertilizer.
Energy uses for our synthesizers.
These creatures, you know, are part of Earth's cycle.
So into our fields their poop we'll recycle.
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Godzilla, Ghidorah, both of gargantuan girth,
Are still the offspring of our dear Mother Earth.
So from city ruins, when you see kaiju,
Just say to yourself, "at least they leave poo."
A/N
Idea for this came from a children's book I encountered in the library dealing with blue whale poo. Yes, that's a thing, and believe it or not, blue whale poo is vital for the ocean ecosystem.
Gave me the idea to drabble this up.