One-Shot request by Batfan888 on AO3 -

"As for the story, somehow Joker captures Batman and totally, utterly and passionately turns the Dark Knight into his Caped Crusader Slut."

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CW: Dom! Joker x Sub! Batman.

Teasing, Bondage, Clothed sex,

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"Batsy? Batty? Bat? Bats? Bats, bats, bats, bats!" I said repeatedly, waving my hand in front of his face. "Okay, it's time to wake up now. You don't want me getting bored, do you, Batsy?"

His, frankly beautiful, white eyes sleepily fluttered open, taking a moment to adjust to the light in the room.

"Oh goodie! You're awake!" I said happily, clapping my hands in excitement.

Almost immediately, The Batman began struggling against his restraints, letting out soft grunts with the effort.

God, I loved those sounds.

"What are you planning, Joker? Huh? How do I fit into another one of your sadistic, psychotic jokes?" He asked as he stopped trying to get out of the rope that bound him to my chair.

"Well, it can be a bit sadistic if you want, but don't worry, dear, it's definitely not psychotic. Darling, I just wanted to talk to you, honestly. I mean," I paused, staring down at his body. A chuckle left my throat as I opened my mouth to continue. "You must've missed me? At least a little bit?"

He shook his head. "What. Are. You. Planning?" Batman said through clenched teeth.

I sighed, standing from the desk I sat on. I ghosted my hand over his armored chest, bringing it up to gently caress his exposed chin. I hummed.

"You're always thinking of what someone else is going to do. What someone else is thinking. What someone else wants..." I began, planting a soft kiss on his cheek.

He roughly turned away, almost hitting me in the process. "What are you talking about?" He asked, failing to capture any intimidation in his voice.

I giggled, sliding my hand down his arm. "Why don't you forget about what the world wants from you for a moment? Why don't you...think about what you want?" I whispered.

Though barely noticeable, I felt him shudder.

I couldn't help but giggle in excitement.

"What I want is for you to let me out of here, you psychopath!" Batman practically yelled, again trying to escape his restraints.

I clicked my tongue, leaning away.

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath. There's a difference, Batsy. Harley is the psychopath, always has been. Diagnosed, too. Did you know that, Bats?" I asked, getting sidetracked for a moment.

I shook my head, remembering the task at hand.

"But..." I began, softening my tone of voice. "I mean, I know I'm not wrong...about you. What you want? What the world expects from you? They're different, aren't they?"

He stopped struggling for a moment.

"You're a human, Batman. You must have some...secret desires? Something that you wouldn't ever want the world to know?" I asked as I leaned closer to him, gently dragging my hands down his chest.

"I...I don't know what you're talking about, Joker," He said, still trying to keep up the stoicism.

"Oh, but darling...you do know what I'm talking about. Don't you, Batsy?"

I giggled as I sat on his lap, wrapping my legs around his hips and the back of the chair. He wasn't even trying to kick me off of him.

He remained silent.

"I know you have a secret. A deep, harbored secret that no one knows. No one but me," I whispered, subtly moving myself against his crotch.

He looked up at me for a second, as if he wanted to say something. But he stopped himself, turning away again.

"The world doesn't want you to feel good. Honestly, Batsy, I don't even think you want yourself to feel good. But I do. I want to make you feel nothing but pleasure tonight,"

"W-what?" He asked, still not looking at me. I could tell he was embarrassed, but that was the least of my concerns.

"I've seen the way you look at me. I know you want to do something more to me than hurt me," I giggled, blushing at the memory of our dances.

"I know you want me. In more ways than one. I want you too, Batsy, don't get me wrong,"

"I..." Batman let out an uneasy chuckle. "You're fucking delusional, Joker,"

I sighed again, resting my hands on the top of the chair. "Is this a delusion, then, Bats?" I asked as I rolled my hips into his, causing the both of us to moan.

I gasped, not actually expecting to feel anything from that. I don't know why. I knew something would happen, I just didn't know it would feel that fucking good.

Without taking a second to compose myself, I repeated the motion. Moving my hands down his chest again, I let my head fall onto his shoulder as I began trembling.

"J-Joker, I-" He began, but I interrupted by moving my hips again.

We both let out pitiful sounding moans. I felt like I couldn't control myself anymore. I mean, god, I'd been wanting to do that for so fucking long.

"F-Fuck I liked that," I whimpered, gathering the strength to sit up and watch his face.

He was clearly in a foggy state of mind, white eyes glazed over with what I could only assume to be lust.

"Is-isn't that what you've been wanting? Craving, even? No...you want more, don't you? You've been so strung up from working all the time, so stressed..." I said, trying to talk the shakiness out of my voice.

I took a moment to breathe.

"I bet I could fuck all that stress right out of you, huh? I bet you'd just fucking love that, wouldn't you, Bat-slut?" I asked, lowering my voice.

He was shaking now, causing my heart to beat so rapidly that it almost hurt.

"What's the matter, Bats? Just relax, darling. Don't think about it. Just let your Joker take care of you, okay? I'll take good, good care you tonight..." I said, pausing for a moment to see if he'd verbally respond.

He didn't.

I wasn't going to be able to do anything until he gave me the go-ahead. I had to think of something.

"You wanna hear a secret of mine, Batsy?" I asked, realizing what I could do. "I've been fantasizing about this moment for a while. All the things I'd do to you." I giggled, covering my mouth with my hand for a moment. "All the dirty things I'd do to you. How loud you'd get when I fucked you against the wall. Hold you down and make your entire body shake with pleasure. So masculine and strong and tall, yet cowering with want underneath the one wearing platforms and fishnets," I said, attempting to hold back a laugh. Though, when have I ever been good at containing myself?

"Tell me you want it, Batsy, tell me," I said, grinding against him again.

We gasped, seemingly both trying to control our noises. I wanted to hear him, though.

I moved my hips again.

And again.

And again.

By this point we were moaning messes, panting like dogs and I personally was on the verge of tears.

"Joker...please," Batman finally said though pleasured gasps.

"What, dear? What do you want?" I asked, honestly trying to keep it together.

"Y...Yes." He said, looking up at me, practically begging through just the look in his eyes.

I smiled. "See? That wasn't so difficult, was it?" I teased, standing with shaking legs. Honestly, it felt like my knees were about to buckle.

I went around to the back of the chair, quickly unbinding his hands and moving them to the front before retying them together. He didn't even make an attempt to get out of the restraints.

I came back to the front, smiling as I untied his legs, lifting and placing them around my shoulders. He complied immediately, not even struggling against my grip.

I let out a soft giggle as I looked down at him. I grabbed his hands, holding them above his head as I thought about what I wanted to do to him.

"You're very quiet tonight. Hm, let's change that, shall we? You're gonna be screaming with pleasure," I chuckled. "Now, of course," I began, using my non-preoccupied hand to rip a hole in the thin, tight fabric around his more...sensitive areas.

"You're definitely not going to be as loud as I am...when I'm in your position, I mean. Maybe next time, I'll let you absolutely fucking wreck me, how does that sound? I'll be your little sex toy, Batsy," I mused, unbuttoning my pants.

"How about this? Every other time we dance, you can use me, and then the next, oh say...two times, I'll use you. Sound fair?" I asked as I pulled my cock out of my briefs, stroking it lightly.

I watched as Batsy noticed, whimpering and closing his eyes.

"Oh, what's wrong, Bats? We're just gonna play a quick game of hide the snake. Doesn't that sound fun?" I whispered, placing my lips on his.

I was too impatient to stretch him out, and I honestly wanted this to last a bit longer, so I lined myself up, letting go of his hands and taking hold of his hip.

"W-wait, fuck," He said, shifting slightly.

"Oh," I laughed, moving my hand under his mask. "The bat speaks. What does he have for us to hear? A cautionary tale of some sort? Heroic final words before he becomes my fucking bitch? What is it, Batsy?"

He panted for a moment, seeming to think. His eyes fell on mine, a look of pure need dancing across them.

"Fuck me," He demanded, biting his lower lip.

"I..." For one of the first times in my life I was actually speechless. It took me a moment to carefully think of what to say to that.

"I plan on it," I said, smiling at him. "But...as you wish,"

He gasped as I pushed myself in, just barely. Honestly, it was...a lot easier than I expected. I mean, sure, I was wet as hell from nearly cumming earlier, but I still wasn't expecting that.

I paused for a moment. "Were...uh, were you already stretched out for me?" I asked, slowly inching my way deeper into him.

He turned his head, looking away from me.

"You were, weren't you? You wanted this, expected it even. As much as I hate being predictable, I love you for that," I giggled, letting out a quiet moan.

"Please," Batsy whined, throwing his head back.

"I..." I chuckled. "Fuck, you're really pretty like this. A-All weak and needy. Just for me," I said, trying and failing to keep my voice down. I was already starting to lose what little composure I had.

Not like I had a lot to begin with.

We both moaned as I slid out for a second, slamming myself back in, deeper than before as I hadn't even filled him out yet.

I panted. "Hah, you uh, you feel fucking amazing," I whined, unable to resist the urge to repeat the motion.

It felt so fucking good already. I had barely done anything, and yet we were both already a mess.

"Keep going...please-!" He moaned, lightly struggling against the rope around his hands.

I didn't need to be told again. I slid myself out, almost all the way, and then I thrust back in.

I covered my mouth, listening to the beautiful sounds that came from this.

The rhythmic, almost wet, slapping of skin on skin, and god, his fucking noises. The soft grunting when I would pull out, the needy, almost cheap sounding moan when I would go back in.

It was heavenly.

And that's when the knot in my stomach began untying.

"F-Fuck, already?" I whined, moving my hips faster. I moaned. "Mh, Batsy, i, uh, fuck, I'm getting really fucking close. Like, really really...close...!"

My thrusts became more sloppy as the seconds went by, our moans getting louder and more desperate.

"I-Inside, please, fuck~!" He practically cried, moving his hips down, most likely for more friction.

I gasped, my hips stuttering as I felt sudden waves of addictive euphoria wash over my entire body. I felt like crying, moaning as I held onto his hips with a death grip.

"I...I love you," I panted, looking down at him.

I sat up, looking around the brightly lit room, still panting as my surroundings suddenly changed with the blink of my eyes. It suddenly clicked. The sounds, the lights.

I had just woken up from a dream.

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Hehehehe what'd you think of that twist at the end? Sorry if it was expected LOL, just wanted to be able to kinda tie it into the story. Heh, tie.

ALSO I KNOW THIS WAS LIKE, OUT OF NO WHERE LMAO

UNNECESSARY EVEN

but hey it was fun

Btw, I was CRYING FROM LAUGHTER reading the original request/Comment. I loved it, thank you, you made my day.

ANYWAYSSSS

Next chapter will be more of the story, hope you enjoyed this one. As always leave a comment, any suggestions, ideas, theories even, or if you just wanted to type 'wtf', that's also excepted.

I was DYING writing this. So I hope you enjoyed LMAO.

Okay, byeeeeeeee, see you next timeeee