A Scary Thought

by Derekloffin

What happens when Kasumi is the one coming back from a training trip rather than Ranma? Well, read on to find out. Chapter 33 new content not on my webpage yet.

16. Chapter 16: The Charolette Cup

Ranma 1/2

Altered Destinies: A scary thought

Chapter 16

The brilliant reds and yellows of sunset colored the sky as Kodachi and Akane walked toward the Kuno mansion. Despite her earlier rejection, Kodachi was still in high spirits. It was a part of her nature that Akane could never fathom. If she'd been rejected as bluntly as Kaneda had rejected Kodachi, she would've been devastated, but not Kodachi. No, she took it as an added challenge and as just a little more information on her beloved.

Akane had to shake her head at that. This joke was way out of hand. She had intended maybe a day or two, then to let Kodachi in on the truth. Unfortunately circumstances had forced a slightly longer duration then Akane ever intended, and it was clear to Akane that her friend was causing Kasumi more aggravation than he really needed right now. Feeling guilty, but not knowing how to convince her of the truth now that Kasumi was trapped as Kaneda, she decided that she'd have to talk Kodachi into cooling-it slightly.

"You know Dachi, do you think you could tone it down a bit on Kaneda. I really don't think you're endearing yourself to him," Akane said.

Kodachi looked at her with her usual smile. "Oh Akane, you're just too conservative for your own good."

"I wasn't suggesting you stop dead. I just meant for you to give him a little more space and consideration. He's... kind of having a rough time lately."

"Really," Kodachi asked in sudden concern then clicked her fingers with a thought. "I bet it has to do with that Shampoo girl, am I right?" Akane unintentionally nodded. "I knew it. She did seem the very disruptive sort. Not her fault I suppose, being a... Amazon is it? Yes, an Amazon, hardly the type to have civil upbringing. How could I abandon my darling Kaneda in his time of need? Oh no Akane, I just couldn't."

"Dachi, come on, please. I really don't think you're helping that much," Akane pleaded.

Kodachi examined Akane for a moment, seeing the honest desire for her to comply written on her face, and frowned. "Oh, very well. I suppose I can cut my number of visits down. And, if I have indeed been worrying him, please give him my most humble apologies. Maybe I should invite him to the mansion for dinner..."

"Dachi!"

"What's wrong with a little dinner for two-"

"Dachi!" Akane exclaimed even louder, causing Kodachi to hold up her hands in a peace gesture.

"All right, you need not be so loud. Just a little joke. Besides, I don't think brother dear would approve. He's still got it in his fool head that Kaneda whisked away Kasumi. By the way, where is Kasumi? I haven't seen your sister in days."

Akane turned her face away at the question. "She's... off... staying at a sick friend's house."

Kodachi nodded, accepting the answer without question then suddenly blocked Akane's path with her arm. Akane sensed the danger a second later, just before a Chui cracked the pavement in front of them. Both girls landed, having leapt away from the attack, and took up defensive postures. Shampoo dropped into the street, grabbed up her Chui, and pointed it at Kodachi.

"You! You stay away from Kaneda! You no have right touch him!" Shampoo shouted out.

"You truly are an aggressive little thing, aren't you?" Kodachi said, and before she could dodge, gained a Chui blow to her side for the comment. Kodachi grimaced as she crashed into the stone fence that ran around the outskirts of her house, thanking her lucky stars she had managed to roll with part of the blow.

Before Shampoo could follow up her attack, Akane shielded Kodachi with her own body, and faced off with Shampoo. "Cut that out right now! This is not your stupid Amazon village! You can't just go around hurting people like that!"

"She is one who in wrong. Shampoo only give her what she deserve," Shampoo countered, while holding her ground.

Akane scowled, this was not at all a situation she wanted to be in. She couldn't let anything important slip around Kodachi, and that greatly hindered her ability to negotiate with Shampoo. That didn't matter however. She really didn't think she was up to facing the Amazon if she decided to push it. She knew how good Ranma was, and she knew how the fight between them had gone. Limited as her options were as far as talking went, it was still her best bet. "Look, Shampoo, I already told her to back off. Okay? She won't do it again. I promise."

Shampoo glared at Kodachi for a moment, then at Akane in thought. Finally, after a tense few moments she nodded. "Fine, but better be truth." Saying that, Shampoo turned and marched off, just as Kodachi was finally returning to her feet.

"That one has a lot of spunk," Kodachi commented, then winced again and held her ribs. Akane reached out and offered her support. "I really need to work on my endurance," Kodachi joked, then grimaced once again as her slight laugh caused her aching ribs to throb.

"Are you all right?"

"I'll live, and this looks like your lucky day. You get a legitimate excuse to hang around your doctor for a while," Kodachi replied with a joking smile, hiding the pain she was in. Akane just shook her head, and began helping her friend in the direction of Dr. Tofu's.

XXXXX

"I can't believe you did that!" Kaneda exclaimed as he paced back and forth in the Tendo common room, Shampoo standing across from him, and Akane glaring at Shampoo. Kaneda stopped his pacing and faced Shampoo, who seemed unaffected by Kaneda's disapproval. "This is Japan Shampoo, not China, and certainly not your village. You are not to solve things with violence. It's just not right."

"She is one who dishonor Shampoo by-"

"That is my concern," Kaneda cut in, but gained a sudden angry frown from Shampoo in response.

"Your concern? You is my husband! Why you even let happen in first place?" Shampoo shot back, her anger clear in her voice.

"I didn't! It's not like I'm encouraging her."

"No? Then why have other girl too?" Shampoo countered, shaking in her fury. Kaneda looked at Shampoo in confusion until Shampoo finally elaborated. "Girl who at restaurant today! Makoto!"

"Makoto?" Kaneda repeated in confusion. Shampoo didn't seriously think he was flirting with Makoto, did she? He knew she had taken this business of sharing the restaurant with Makoto badly, but he couldn't see how Shampoo could possible think he was having some sort of relationship with one of his own students.

Before Kaneda could go further along that chain of thought Akane sighed and explained. "I think she means the way Makoto has been acting around you Kasumi. I would have thought you'd have noticed she's got a severe crush on you. It's not like it's not obvious."

"She does?" Kaneda exclaimed in shock. Further thought made the conclusion all too plain to him though. He had just been too occupied with other considerations lately to pay enough heed to notice. With a sigh, Kaneda dropped his face into his hand, and wondered why he had so much luck with girls, but no luck with men. After a moment he looked back up at Akane and Shampoo. "I'm sorry, I didn't even realize, but it does not matter. There is obviously nothing between us."

Shampoo sniffed, unwilling to accept the response. "And how many others?"

"There is no..." Kaneda began to blurt out, then took a more cautious route and looked to Akane. He had missed one already due to his present inattention. There was no sense in sticking his foot in his mouth with false claims. "There are no others, are there?"

"Not that I know of," Akane answered.

Kaneda took some minor consolation in that then turned back to Shampoo. "Shampoo, I know you have a problem with this, but you should have come to me first." Shampoo again sniffed, and looked away in dismissal of Kaneda's statement. "You can't go around doing that sort of thing."

"It Shampoo's right to defend honor," Shampoo countered.

"I can't allow you to do that," Kaneda responded, and gained an even more intense frown from Shampoo. This wasn't good at all. He was risking a major confrontation, possibly even turning Shampoo against him. Yet, he couldn't allow her to do this, despite what her Amazon ways demanded. It was a risk he had to take. "Shampoo, I cannot allow this to happen again. I want you to promise me you will not do this again." Shampoo opened her mouth to protest, but Kaneda continued to speak with added intensity himself. "I know you don't like that idea, but I still cannot allow it."

Shampoo met Kaneda's eyes, and an intense staring contest issued. As the seconds passed Kaneda could feel his resolve waver, but reinforced it, and continued to give Shampoo a subtle yet forceful look, saying he would not give in on this. Finally, Shampoo started to blink and a second later looked sharply down at the floor. "Shampoo promise."

Kaneda let out an inner sigh of relief. That had been just a little too risky for his liking. Without any further word Shampoo turned and left the room, but Kaneda could see that this was far from resolved. She had given in on this, but her whole manner indicated loads of repressed emotions simmering inside her.

"Are you going to be okay, Kasumi?" Akane asked, causing Kaneda to look at her in confusion. Then, he realized the anxiety he was feeling was showing on his face, and gave a long drawn out sigh to relieve some of it.

"I'll be fine. It's just that I have so much happening all at once."

"I'm really sorry about Kodachi. That's my fault."

"Pardon?" Kaneda asked, and Akane drooped her head apologetically.

"I sort of wanted to play a joke on her, and didn't tell her about the curse even though I knew she was... falling for you. I'm sorry. I only meant it to be for a few days, but then Shampoo's Great grandmother-"

Kaneda rested a hand on his sister's shoulder and smiled warmly at her. "It's alright, Akane. You can't be expected to predict the future. Though, when I do get back to normal she'll have to be told, and I think I shall tell Tatewaki too."

Akane looked up at Kaneda, her apprehension at that idea clearly showing on her face. "I don't know about that Kasumi. He can get some weird notions. You have no idea how he'll react."

"I'll just have to deal with that if it comes. He couldn't react much worse than he is right now. It's just not wise to keep my curse a secret from certain people. It has already got me into more trouble then I know how to handle. Of course, this will all have to wait until I'm back to normal." Akane could only smile her agreement at that.

XXXXX

Several days passed, the restaurant opened to favorable reviews from its customers, Shampoo kept to her word, as did Kodachi, although both seemed less than pleased at doing so, and there was no sign of Cologne. Kaneda had to deal with Makoto, but decided it best just to play it naive. The girl was already fragile mentally speaking. There was no need thrusting a rejection on her. Besides, with no open approval or even acknowledgment of her advances, she would likely get over it... or at least he hoped she would. Failing that, Kaneda would go on a long trip once Kasumi was back. That should put an end to it with the minimal trauma.

Ukyo was another matter. She would disappear right after school only to reappear at the Tendos' late at night, according to Ranma, who was worried that his pet might get into trouble. It had taken some fast talking on Kaneda's part to talk him out of chaining her up during the day. However, Ranma had been reluctant to take that step himself, and reference to the fact that you couldn't tie up a wolf, plus the fact that she always returned, had convinced him to let matters stay as they were.

Ukyo was obviously training hard for this contest. Kaneda himself was of a mixed mind on what to do. This wasn't his fight, and Ukyo really didn't want him involved in the first place. Besides that, he had to stick around the restaurant to ensure things remained calm. Shampoo may have been keeping to her promise, but the tension between her and Mako was building. Still, Ukyo just might need his help, and if she did lose, Kaneda could bet who would get the lump sum of Ukyo's anger.

No, there was nothing to do but go and get some practice in. Once he was proficient on skates, he was confident his own martial arts ability would overcome the Golden Pair's, as he now knew them. But, to keep the risk to a minimum, he'd better bring Shampoo along. Leaving her and Makoto alone together just wasn't smart.

So, Kaneda waited till Makoto was particularly busy with school work. One advantage of being her teacher, she did not dare skimp on her homework. Having Makoto occupied, he closed up the restaurant, and he and Shampoo set off for the ice rink to practice. Gaining Kaneda's full attention seemed to improve Shampoo's mood, especially with no Makoto or Kodachi in the picture. Kaneda could only hope that feeling lasted.

They arrived at the rink, and found the not too unexpected presence of Ukyo on the ice. She was treading lightly, moving slowly and re-balancing every few seconds, but the determination on her face said she was far from giving up. She spotted Kaneda, and immediately switched to her typical challenging glare that Kaneda knew all too well.

"Why she no like you?" Shampoo asked as they headed to the skate rental.

"It would take too long to explain, and I promised her not to."

"What kind stupid promise that?" Kaneda smiled nervously and waved off the question. He instead turned to the clerk and rented two sets of skates, surprising Shampoo. "Shampoo no want to skate."

Kaneda had expected this reaction. However, he had also planned on it. "Last time I went skating by myself you got angry with me. I assumed you didn't wish a repeat of that."

Shampoo started to protest, but thought better of it. "You stay with Shampoo this time?" She asked instead.

"Alright," Kaneda consented. He had fully intended to after all. This way he could hopefully make up for recent events, while at the same time practicing his own skating with a decently receptive partner. He had no illusions about how Ukyo would react to any proposal of training together. As well, Shampoo was a trained fighter. She might not know much about skating, but she knew fighting and tactics. Her advice could be beneficial.

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Ukyo watched as Kaneda and Shampoo skated onto the ice together. The sight of Kaneda looking pleased rubbed her the wrong way. For what he had done to Ukyo, he didn't deserve to be happy. Well, at least he was with Shampoo, and not with Ranma. Ukyo could be content with Kaneda having to fulfill his obligation to the Amazon. Spending the rest of his life as a man would suffice as punishment for his wrongs.

Turning her attention away, Ukyo concentrated on her own practice. She only had three days left to master skating. Her training with Cologne was going well, but Ukyo didn't wish to rely on it. She needed every little edge she could get.

Ukyo was still giddy with the thought of getting her prize. Oh, was that Azusa going to pay. The very thought of it made Ukyo excited. She just couldn't wait. Once she was done with Azusa, it would be time to deal with Kaneda. Then she could make her move on Ranma at last, with no risk of Kaneda ruining it.

Ukyo was so lost in the pleasantness of her thoughts, she didn't even notice Ranma coming up next to her. For a brief moment she thought it was part of her vision, then realizing the truth, crashed to the ice in shock. "Ranma!" She blurted out.

"Man, I hope you're better than that at the match." He commented, then offered Ukyo his hand. She nervously accepted it, and he pulled her back to her feet. "If you can't even stand properly..." Ranma trailed off when Ukyo's face began to look stricken at the criticism. "Sorry, but look, I don't mean to be critical or anything, but Ryouko is riding on this contest. And, why exactly did you agree to that? She is _my_ pet after all."

Ukyo look down at her feet, even the light language stabbing at her. "I'm sorry Ranma, I really wasn't thinking." She said, and then looked up with determination. "I promise I won't lose."

"Better not. Come on, I'll help you out," Ranma offered, and Ukyo felt a sudden wave of joy overcome her. She gladly let Ranma lead the way, and quickly forgot her own troubles, basking in Ranma's presence.

XXXXX

Skating wasn't completely unfamiliar to Kaneda, but it certainly didn't qualify as being a skill he was well versed in. He, actually she, had been taken to the rink once or twice by her parents before leaving to live with the Saotomes. As she recalled she did enjoy those few experiences on the ice, the sort of odd thrill that came with being in motion, yet not having to drive that motion with your feet. She even recalled the Saotomes taking her to skate once after the move. The experience didn't quite hold the same effect that time. No wonder, at that time she was still confused about the whole arrangement.

Kaneda shook away the old memories. They weren't really unpleasant, but at the moment he had other things to concentrate on. For one, Shampoo had latched onto his arm, too nervous to skate on her own, and was forcing him to balance for both of them. Needless to say, his skills were not adequate enough to handle the extra load, and both had already lost their footing several times. It probably would have been better for Akane and Ranma to teach her to skate. Both were far better than he was, but his goal with Shampoo was just to lighten her mood some, and even falling, as long as it was with Kaneda, seemed to do that.

Finally Kaneda stopped their motion, grabbed Shampoo by the hands, and turned so both were facing the other while he continued to support her. "Shampoo, leaning on me isn't going to help you learn," he said, and Shampoo looked at him, then at the ice apprehensively. "You must have done some balance training, right?"

"Of course," Shampoo responded, looking back up at Kaneda.

"Well, this isn't much different. What's really throwing you is your eyes. You're not used to being in constant motion while attempting to balance this way. I'm sure you've ridden a bike before."

"Yes, Shampoo very good on bike."

"Can you do any tricks?"

"Lots!"

"And from that you know balance is always the key. The movement is practically beside the point. So, just ignore that you are moving, and concentrate on balancing." Saying this, Kaneda released one of Shampoo's hands and skated down the ice with her in tow. She stumbled a few times, but quickly adapted after the third turn about the rink. "See, that's not so tough. Now all you have to do is learn to get yourself moving, and how to stop. Once that's done you'll be as good as me. Now, you stand here and watch me closely."

Kaneda skated off in a simple circular pattern around the rink several times as Shampoo watched, then as he passed her on his last turn, grabbed her by the hand and put her into motion. The act was so sudden as to send Shampoo momentarily off balance, but she recovered. Then, before she could get too used to be held, he let her loose on her own, and skated along parallel to her. Shampoo was sent into momentary shock, but then began to mirror Kaneda's movements, until both successfully came to a stop, although Shampoo was still somewhat unsteady.

"There see, no trouble at all. It just takes some getting use to. Come on." Kaneda said then slowly skated off. Shampoo started out after him shakily, but soon caught up. "Well? Not so bad is it?"

"No, guess not." Shampoo replied, and smiled at him. Kaneda returned the smile, remembering that same sort of look from Shampoo that first day they met. It was an honest happy smile, not the forced ones she had been giving him as of late. No, this one was the genuine article. Too bad all this craziness got in the way. He definitely didn't need all this hassle, and neither did she. For the moment though she was happy, and actually he wasn't feeling so bad himself. If only...

'If only's were meaningless. They served only to distract you from what really was. He had to face the facts that the only reason she was really happy was that he was giving her the attention she desired. She was still far from accepting that this could never work, and in a way he wasn't helping matters. All this was probably just encouraging her to maintain that delusion, the very thing he was attempting to avoid doing with Kodachi and Makoto, or for that matter Kuno.

There was one small consolation though. Unlike those others she did know the truth, and that held her to a respectable distance so far. Yet, she was clinging to Kaneda with a frustrating stubbornness. If only he could get through to her that it just wasn't possible. He realized all the complications, but he was determined to see everyone safely clear of this mess. What he really needed to do was figure out this Amazon, and with any hope turn her around to his thinking.

Right now though he didn't feel like ruining her mood with probing questions. Best just to let things be for now, and let her have her day.

XXXXX

"You know, Ukyo, what's with the hat anyway? It really doesn't suit you." Ranma asked, and Ukyo immediately came out of her trance, and started to sweat.

She nervously checked the hat's placement and steadied herself for the explanation she had planned. "I got a really bad haircut. It's kind of embarrassing."

"Oh, it can't be that bad."

If you only knew, Ukyo thought then self consciously looked away. "It's... bad, trust me."

Ranma shrugged it off, then released Ukyo and skated around to face her. "Okay, let's get serious here. This isn't figure skating; it's a martial arts battle." Ranma set himself into a loose fighting stance, causing Ukyo a momentary second of shock. Of course he meant to test her fighting ability, but she really didn't want to fight him. Ranma noticed her lack of response and pressed the issue. "Hey, this is serious, so start-" Ranma began, throwing a weak punch to get Ukyo's attention.

He regretted it. Ukyo instinctively grabbed the offending limb, and twisted it so hard that Ranma was forced to his knees in pain. Ukyo quickly released him, and rushed to his aid. "I'm sorry Ranma, I didn't mean to-"

"Nono, I'm fine. No problem at all," Ranma quickly responded, getting back to his feet and shaking out his wrist. Ukyo frowned at her own reaction. She could have hurt him. She always had to remind herself how much tougher she was than most people. Only Kasumi was capable of matching her now, and she'd seen enough of the morning training sessions to know Kasumi badly outclassed Ranma. She had to be more careful, more controlled.

Still shaking out his wrist Ranma was examining Ukyo's worried expression. He was hard pressed to admit it, but this girl was well beyond his level. Man, I really need to get some more training in, he thought then noticed something else odd about Ukyo's expression. Not really wishing to dwell on his relative ability, he turned his attention to what was so odd about that expression.

Ukyo noticed the long stare Ranma was giving her then turned away to look at one of the side boards, and her reflection in the glass shield. The glance was enough to point out the problem, her eyebrows were still pink. She had been disguising that particular problem with some temporary coloring, but lately had been training so intensely she must have forgotten. Ukyo tensed up immediately and shot her hand to her forehead to cover up the possible give away.

Ranma persisted in looking at her questioningly, until Ukyo came up with a quick explanation. "It... It's... ummm... you know the haircut... well he..."

Ranma nodded in seeming understanding. "The dolt even got to your eyebrows huh. I hope you gave the jerk what for."

"I intend to," Ukyo replied then turned away. "Thanks Ranma, but I really should train on my own." Ukyo said, not wanting to risk any more untimely discoveries.

"Hey, Kasumi's here, you could-"

"NO!" Ukyo shot out with sudden anger at the mention of her rival, and then looked at Ranma sheepishly for the outburst. "I just... would rather practice on my own."

Ranma considered for a moment then responded. "Ryouko is on the line here, and like it or not he is your partner. You really should practice together. And, what's between you two anyway? I mean, what'd she do that's so bad?"

Ukyo stared down at the ice. Oh, how she would love to tell Ranma of Kasumi's crimes, but it would destroy her only chance with him. No, she needed some safe avenue out of this mess, without him learning the details. He'd never forgive her if he knew she was tricking him. "It's... personal."

Ranma shrugged in submission to the evasive response. "I still think you should train together."

Ukyo started to protest, but Ranma gave her a look that said he really wanted her to agree. Life isn't fair, Ukyo thought, but then reluctantly nodded.

Ranma smiled at her, and said, "Thanks." She smiled back, feeling a deep warmth from Ranma's smile.

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Kaneda was overseeing Shampoo free skate when Ranma skated up next to him. "Hi Kasumi."

"Hello. You really should stick to Kaneda. We don't need people asking any other odd questions."

"Kaneda, whatever. How's it going?" Ranma asked politely, causing Kaneda to look at his fiancé. Fiancé, never going to be, not that he wanted it anyway. That was another mess he had to deal with somehow. Right now though, that was on hold.

"I'm fine. Thanks for asking."

Ranma looked down at his feet in response. "Hey, I guess I've been kind of acting like a jerk lately. I know this must be tough for you and all."

"Oh, it's all right Ranma. I wasn't upset," Kaneda responded.

Ranma frowned at the dismissal, and shook his head. "Well, I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry, and if you need my help..."

Kaneda examined Ranma closely. He had a suspicion that Nodoka had some involvement in this, no doubt having a long talk with Ranma about his attitude. However, Ranma did seem honest about it, and it did actually lift Kaneda spirits some. "Thank you Ranma," Kaneda said at last.

"Hey, no problem. Actually, I was talking to Ukyo and I suggested you two train together," Ranma replied, then waved off Kaneda's response, and continued. "I know you two have some trouble with each other, but she did agree."

"She did?" Kaneda asked in shock.

"Yeah, I don't suppose you could tell me the problem. She doesn't seem the sort to hold arbitrary grudges."

Kaneda sighed, "I can't say, I made a promise. However, I did wrong her, if it was only an accident. She believes I did it on purpose."

"Oh, must be pretty serious if she's this mad at you."

Kaneda hesitated then nodded. "Yes, I believe it is rather serious."

Ranma nodded sadly with that, and turned to look at Shampoo. "Tell you what, how about I keep an eye on Shampoo for you, and you go practice with Ukyo?"

"Alright." Kaneda answered, and turned to join Ukyo, who was presently staring angrily at Kaneda, obviously not approving of Kaneda being with Ranma.

"Oh yeah, tell Ukyo to steer clear of the Mikado guy. I did some checking and he's a real playboy, just loves to kiss his female opponents. I very much doubt he'll wait till a victory to try and get his prize."

The look Kaneda gave Ranma at that information was hard to describe, the expression on his face was fleeting, and Ranma did not get a very good look. It might have been anger, but Ranma would not have been willing to wager on it. "I see. I'll be sure to tell her," Kaneda finally said after a moment then skated off.

So that is what he was up to, I should have guessed, Kaneda thought. To think I almost let him take advantage of Shampoo that way. Well, he'd be sure that never happened again. He knew their type, didn't care a bit for the hearts they toyed with. He, or more accurately she at the time, had fallen pray to one or two in her day. They always left you feeling betrayed and empty when they had their way. No, he'd never let someone like that get near Shampoo ever again. His kind could not be allowed to continue that sort of activity.

Kaneda cut off the chain of thought, slightly distressed at how far he was going. True enough, they did tend to anger him or more specifically one in particular angered him, but he had to control such emotions, and not let them take control of him. Stopping in front of Ukyo, he had to put that control to good use in order to not show any obvious nervousness.

Ukyo frowned at him, and shook her head, but then set herself in a fighting stance. "All right, let's get this over with."

"Uh, shouldn't we be practicing as a team?" Kaneda pointed out. "After all, we're on the same side."

"As far as I'm concerned Kaneda, you are as much my enemy as that blasted Azusa and her jackass of a partner Mikado. Don't expect me to treat you as anything else. Now, let's go!" Ukyo said, then began a quick series of attacks on Kaneda.

Kaneda quickly flew into action himself, blocking and dodging the blows precisely with no wasted motion. Further negotiation was pointless in Ukyo's case. He might as well play along for now. He was impressed though. Ukyo had clearly been working on her unarmed combat, and despite Kaneda having a decided reach advantage over the smaller Ukyo, she was pressing his defenses hard.

Ukyo soon added kicks into her attack pattern, very dangerous considering what she was wearing on her feet, but Kaneda managed to dodge the attacks. "Are you just going to stand there and let me cream you, or are you going to attack?" Ukyo asked angrily as she continued her assault. Kaneda stuck to his defensive pattern despite Ukyo's taunt, but then Ukyo got through, kicking Kaneda in the gut, and sending him sprawling. Kaneda sighed, and rejoined the fight, using attacks to force Ukyo onto the defensive.

XXXXX

Across the ice Ranma watched the growing intensity of the exchange with trepidation. Maybe those two training together wasn't so smart after all. At the rate they were going, one or even both would be unable to participate in the duel. They'd be too busy recovering in the hospital.

"Now what he doing?" Shampoo asked as she came over, watching the fight with a mix of mild anger and concern.

"Just practicing... well, sort of," Ranma corrected as Kaneda again was knocked to the ice, this time from a punch. Yep, he was right, Ukyo was damned good, disgustingly good actually. I really need to train harder, Ranma thought again as he continued watching the battle.

"You love Kasumi?" Shampoo suddenly asked causing Ranma to go wide eyed in shock.

"Hey, what the heck ever gave you that idea?"

"Just ask. You is her fiancée, no?"

"Well, yeah, but it wasn't my choice. I never wanted this stupid arranged marriage. That was all our parents' idea."

"So, you no love Kasumi then?"

"Well... she's not all that bad I suppose."

Shampoo frowned at the evasive response. "Are you avoiding question?"

"No! Look, maybe I like her a little, but I'm not in love with her," Ranma replied, crossing his arms in seeming defiance, of what exactly Shampoo wasn't too sure.

"So, you no going marry Kasumi?"

"No way there's going to be a marriage now."

Shampoo nodded in approval of that, and then thought for a moment. "If Kasumi change back girl?" Ranma remained quiet as if he didn't hear the question. "Well?"

"I don't know. I may not get a choice in the matter. Who knows how everyone would react if we refused." Ranma answered, and looked over at Kaneda with a look of contemplation.

Shampoo also looked over at Kaneda, considering Ranma's words. It didn't sound that dissimilar to the Amazon way of things, yet she hadn't been nearly as resistant on the matter as Ranma was. No, resistant didn't apply to her at all. It was like... it was like she had been waiting for such a thing to happen, just so it could take away the matters of finding the 'right' man, and all the risk involved, at least seemingly. It seemed so much simpler and safer that way. No need to try and build the relationship. No need to worry about the reaction of others. No need to worry that he would leave her. No, it seemed all so nicely wrapped up in that little law.

Instead she had ended up with a woman, a complicated mess of relationships, tons of negative reactions from Kasumi's family, and no security that it would work out at all. What a sham! She guessed fate loved to play this little game with her, showing her something she thought she wanted, and once she took it she'd find out it was more trouble than it was worth. A great divine joke, played at her expense.

Shampoo didn't feel much like skating anymore. What she wanted right now was to wake up in bed with her husband, with all of this to be some bad dream. Too bad it wasn't.

Ranma turned to notice Shampoo skating off the rink, and quickly gave chase. "Hey, where are you going?"

"Home," Shampoo answered without looking back.

"Aren't you supposed to wait for Kasumi?" He asked as he stopped by the boards.

"He busy now. No reason Shampoo stay here," Shampoo answered, and sat down to remove her skates.

Ranma thought how to respond. He figured letting Shampoo go wasn't exactly smart, but he had no reason to hold her here. Kaneda was too busy with Ukyo to do anything about it, so with some reluctance he let Shampoo leave without further protest.

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The remaining days passed in a relative calm, and finally the day of the contest arrived. Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Makoto, and even Kodachi were in attendance to see the battle, not to mention the huge number of screaming Golden Pair fans. There was girls, girls, more girls, and still more girls, all carrying banners, or shirts, or signs, or sometimes a combination declaring their undying love of Mikado. Azusa's fans weren't much better, although a slight bit quieter than their female counterparts.

One surprising thing was the throngs of Kaneda fans in the audience. That shocked all those that knew him. Sure, he was somewhat popular among the girls around school, and there was all kinds of rumors and little tales told about him, but Akane had never expected this kind of a reaction. It seemed half the female population of Furinkan had turned out to cheer on their favorite teacher. Most prominent among the group was Ms. Hinako, acting like her usual girlish self, who alternated between calling out Kaneda's praises, how he'd punish those delinquent Kolhotz skaters, and munching the various snacks she had piled around her.

Kuno also soon made his appearance, Sasuke at his side, and joined Ranma and Akane. He was here to oversee the destruction of the vile enchanter Kaneda. Of course Ranma and Akane both unsuccessfully tried to convince Kuno that Kasumi was just fine, but he would hear nothing of it, although he did pity both of them for being taken in by Kaneda's foul magics. He did however promise Ranma not to interfere since Ryouko was on the line, but vowed that Kaneda would one day meet his doom.

The whole event was staged like an elaborate exhibition of world class figure skating. They even managed to get in a full set of judges, and two announcers to call the duel for this 'extra special' contest. Apparently word hand gotten around about the competition and raised a big fuss. Ukyo's history from her previous school for her unbeatable martial arts cooking, and Kaneda's record for controlling some of the worst students around had raised this contests popularity to unmatched levels. Akane had to wonder why Nabiki refused to come when she noticed the various people taking bets on the fight. The odds still favored the Golden Pair, but they were closer than any previous match the pair had ever had. It looked like it was going to be one hell of a show.

Outside Ukyo finally arrived, having been held up getting clear of Ranma. One look at the sign was enough to build up all the anger she needed. 'The Battle for the Charlotte Cup. Who Will Get To Keep The Pink Pup?' It read. Ukyo had a firm answer to that question. Her goal locked in her mind she was about to enter when Cologne popped up next to her.

"One moment, Ms. Kuonji," Cologne said calmly, gaining an annoyed look from Ukyo.

"What now? I got business to attend to!"

"I know you wish to win this battle, but I advise you keep your new skills in reserve."

"Why?"

"If Kasumi sees you using them during the battle, he may have time to adapt."

Ukyo looked perturbed by that idea. "Adapt? I thought you said there was no way he could beat me with this technique of yours! Now you're telling me-"

"There is no reason to risk it. Son-in-law is formidable, that I am sure of. At present he cannot counter it, but given time he might think something up. Try not to give him that chance. Do not use it unless absolutely necessary, and if at all possible without anyone being aware of it, particularly Kasumi."

Ukyo sighed, but the argument made sense. "Alright, I'll try. When am I going to get my chance anyway?"

"Soon I think. Certain things are already in motion." Cologne responded, causing Ukyo some confusion. "I cannot elaborate at the moment, but if I guess right you won't have to wait much longer."

"Good," Ukyo said then headed inside. Cologne watched her enter then absently pulled out an amulet from her shirt and twirled it around her finger smiling to herself. Far off in a bush a pair of glasses glinted in the light, and quickly disappeared. Once gone, Cologne chuckled, and put the amulet back.

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Inside the men's dressing room, Mikado, sitting on a stool in front of a large mirror, was putting the finishing touches on his make-up. He examined himself in the mirror, touching up his lipstick, then deciding better of it, wiped it off with a towel. "The natural look really is me," he said as he examined himself again, but then changed his mind once more and began applying some eyebrow coloring. He stopped short when he noticed Kaneda staring wide eyed at him in the mirror.

"Oh my, I thought make-up was for women. I had no idea men used it," Kaneda said in honest confusion.

Mikado face-faulted, then quickly wiped his face clean, and turned to his opponent. "Don't you knock?"

"I was not informed I had to. It is my dressing room as well," Kaneda responded, dropping his equipment onto a nearby table then turned to Mikado. "Good luck to you in today's match."

"A noble sentiment, but I believe you should keep your luck for yourself. I shall not be requiring it." Mikado replied and turned back to the mirror. "We of the Golden Pair have never been defeated. Despite your... reputation, you will lose today's battle."

"I guess we will see," Kaneda replied, and turned to ready his equipment.

"Indeed. Your partner, Ukyo Kuonji, a lovely young lady, isn't she?"

"I suppose."

"Yes, she'll make a perfect addition to my collection."

Kaneda stopped his motion, his eyes narrowing, but didn't turn to Mikado. "Collection? I assume you intend to kiss her."

"But of course. I could never pass up such an opportunity. It would be a pity to keep her waiting though."

"It would be best if you kept your mind on this contest. Distraction tends to lead to defeat."

Mikado turned back to Kaneda with a confident smile. "Is that a challenge I hear in your tone? Do you believe me incapable of stealing a kiss from your partner during the match?"

"I have no interest in a boy who gets his excitement from toying with the hearts of innocent girls," Kaneda replied quietly, yet with some anger slipping through that Mikado pounced on.

He gave a low chuckle then stood up to confront Kaneda. "I sense a note of jealousy in your tone. So, you have feelings for your partner."

Kaneda almost burst into laughter at that, but instead merely smiled. "Now you are the one mistaken. There is nothing of that nature between Ukyo and I."

"So you say," Mikado replied, but Kaneda reaction seemed to only confirm his statement. He examined his opponent for a long moment, attempting to find that opening in his defenses once again. It was his usual practice, to try and psyche out his opposition. Not only did it help in his eventual victory, it tended to add to the excitement of the matches, and Mikado was a bit of a showman. Obviously though Ukyo wasn't it. The question was... Mikado smiled as it hit him.

"I see, of course, it's so obvious. The young lady I was with the day of the challenge..." Mikado said, not needing to elaborate, as Kaneda suddenly tensed up ever so slightly. "Yes, she was another beautiful one. I will have to greet her properly next time we meet."

"You stay away from her. She does not need your type trying to take advantage of her. She has enough troubles in her life," Kaneda said, turning to Mikado with an intense glare.

"I could never leave her unsatisfied. Oh no," Mikado replied, pressing his advantage. He turned away and bowed his head slightly, with that confident smile still locked on his face. He could feel Kaneda's hostility. It was time to push it to the edge. "I will meet her again."

"I won't let you get the chance."

"Oh really, do you really think yourself capable of stopping me?" Mikado asked, looking over at Kaneda, but didn't give him a chance to answer. "Perhaps you would like to test your ability." Kaneda blinked, and Mikado made his last push, pointing at Kaneda in challenge. "Sometime during the match I will steal a kiss from the lips of your partner. If you think yourself capable, stop me."

"I doubt I will have need to stop you with Ukyo, but none the less, I will not allow you to kiss her either," Kaneda replied.

"Indeed, then perhaps you'd like to make a wager of your own on that," Mikado suggested, gaining a confused and suspicious look from Mikado. "If I succeed, you will not stand between me and the young purple hair lady."

"No, I-"

Mikado quickly jumped in, knowing this would take a little risk on his own part to work. "I'm not finished. If you succeed in stopping me, I'll... go avoid the ladies for a week."

Kaneda shook his head. "No."

"A month?"

"I said no."

"A... year?" This is getting really risky, Mikado thought.

"No, I..." Kaneda paused as he absorbed what Mikado had proposed. There was a chance here to make this boy stop his playboy ways. He could manage it, and even if he didn't Shampoo would never let him touch her. Besides, he highly doubted Ukyo would let him touch her either. "I'd consider it if you agreed to forever give up this playboy attitude of yours. You will only engage in a relationship if you seriously mean to maintain it."

Mikado hesitated. That was an awfully big wager on his part for one girl. However, before he could think to back out, his confidence streak got a hold of him. "Very well."

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"Welcome everyone to the 1st annual Charlotte cup. Today's match is between Mikado Sanzenin and Azusa Shiratori of the Golden Pair, and we have a special set of opponents here today from Furinkan high, Kaneda Tendo, an honored instructor and peace keeper, and Ukyo Kuonji, master martial arts chef extraordinary. However, will their skills transfer over to martial arts figure skating? That's what we aim to find out."

"With me here today I have Keri of the Kolhotz skating club. Hello Keri."

"Hello Jim, it's good to be here today."

"Also with us is our celebrity judging panel who will be judging today's match. What will they be looking for, Keri?"

"Well, this isn't your everyday figure skating competition, but there is still a strong sense of technique and artistry to be taken into account. Of course victory will most likely be determined by knock out, but should we reach a tie, the judges will determine who gave the best performance here today and that team will be the winner."

"Thank you, Keri. As you probably know this is a little unusual, but then again the Golden Pair have never faced such a worthy set of opponents. There is the very real possibility of reaching a tie when these two Furinkan challengers are involved. But first, let's talk about Kolhotz own team, Keri."

"Well Jim, they are a formidable pair. They are as of this date undefeated on the rink, there average time to victory being a mere 30 seconds, and quite frankly Jim, that's usually due to Mikado trying to give the audience a show of it. They have an awesome arsenal of moves, both individually and as a pair. Their speed and strength are both formidable. Mikado is famous for his kiss attack, a demoralizing move designed to put a wedge between the opposing team members, and as you know Jim, a team that can't work together on the rink is nearly guaranteed defeat. Azusa is best known for her cutesy snuggle, a devastating move no man has managed to escape from yet. And, of course, let's not forget the couple clever, the ultimate attack of the Golden Pair, 100% successful in doing what its name implies."

"That's a dangerous pair, but it would be folly to underestimate their opponents."

"Yes Jim, I couldn't agree more. Although unversed in martial arts figure skating, both the challengers are forces in their own rights. Ukyo Kuonji is the winner of the Tokyo Restaurant Clash Invitational three times running, with an undefeated record. She's renowned for her prowess with nearly any kitchen instrument you can think of, and isn't shy about getting her hands dirty either. Then we have Kaneda Tendo, cousin to the amazing Kasumi Tendo who single handedly brought peace to Furinkan high. What makes him so impressive is the class he is now overseeing with a similar record of success to his cousin's. The class is an amalgamation of some of the roughest and most disobedient sorts you could gather together in one class. Yet, despite this, it now has the record as one of the most disciplined home rooms in the city. Truly amazing. Of course, martial arts figure skating is not cooking or the classroom, but I still predict one heck of a battle."

"And I believe you're right on the money there, Keri. So, without further adieu, let's begin the introductions. First, Kolholtz's own golden pair, Azusa Shiratori and Mikado Sanzenin."

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At rink side awaiting their announcement Ukyo was muttering to herself. "1st annual? What's the jackass think I am?"

"I suppose it just sounds better that way," Kaneda answered and looked over at Ukyo. "I didn't know you won the invitational three times."

"Yeah, so, what of it?" Ukyo snapped back.

"Your father must be proud of you."

Ukyo scoffed, and clenched her first. "Yeah, he's real proud," Ukyo said sarcastically. "Proud enough to barely even mention it, or say how good I am. Oh yeah, real proud."

"Don't you think maybe you're over reacting?"

Ukyo turned and glared at Kaneda. "What would you know of it? You're the one who gets all the attention!"

Kaneda thought about a response, but dropped the issue. Irritating Ukyo right now just wasn't smart. He let her cool down a moment. His attention was diverted from Ukyo when the Golden Pair skated out to the cheers of the crowd. Looking at Mikado as he blew a kiss to the crowd sent a wave of anger over Kaneda. He was so darn arrogant and self centered. He was so much like that... Kaneda would be glad to take him down a notch or two. Once he was defeated, he would make good and sure he kept to his promise.

Finally the announcer called out their names, and both got ready to head out. Just before they could, though, Kaneda turned to Ukyo. "Stay clear of Mikado."

"I don't need your stupid advice, Kasumi. I'll fight the way I want to fight." Ukyo shot back then skated out onto the ice on her own. Kaneda sighed and followed.

The crowd cheered on Furinkan's competitors. Kaneda waved to the crowd, surprised to see a large number of familiar faces from Furinkan. Thankfully these girls kept their affections to themselves or Shampoo would be furious. He then joined Ukyo and faced of with Mikado and Azusa.

"Okay, here we go ladies and gentlemen. Let the fight begin!" The announcer called out over the sound system, and rang a bell. Mikado immediately picked up Azusa and held her out horizontally behind his back as he began his approach.

Kaneda shook his head at seeing the maneuver. It wasn't at all unexpected, but it did confirm they were going to be at a disadvantage having only trained individually. "All right Ukyo, let's go."

"I'm going, you're staying right here," Ukyo replied with a wicked grin, and then her fist suddenly was in motion. That was the last Kaneda knew of the world for a while, his senses overwhelmed by untold amounts of pain. He couldn't quite describe it, but he knew one thing though, of all the pain he had ever been through in his entire life, this was certainly a good possibility for the most intense. The audience all collectively cringed in sympathy for Kaneda at seeing the hit, particularly the guys, and it was no surprise when Kaneda fell to the ice, tears streaming down his cheeks, with the ever so slightest of whimpers.

"That's not a good sign for the Furinkan challengers, Jim."

"Most definitely. This sort of thing usually only happens later in the match."

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Off in the stands, the reaction among those close to Kasumi was fairly... unamused. "That was a dirty rotten trick!" Mako shouted out, jumping to her feet to further emphasis the point. "How dare she do that? He's her partner too! I don't believe it!" She continued on in outrage.

A few seats down, Kodachi was inclined to agree to every statement, and would likely have been on her feet already as well if her ribs had not let their opinion be known of that maneuver by a painful cramp in her side. Instead she just nodded, and stated, "Yes, she will have to be educated as to the proper treatment of my Darling Kaneda!"

As for Shampoo, she was considering who to discuss matters with first, Ukyo, Makoto, or Kodachi. If she had her way though, it wouldn't be a pleasant conversation. However, before she could act in any way she found Akane giving her a hard look, reminding her of the promise she had made. Defeated, she merely grumbled a rather colorful Chinese phrase, and continued to watch the match.

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Back on the ice, Ukyo had gained a momentary advantage. Both Mikado and Azusa were completely shocked by her action, and had to temporarily split up to rethink strategy. Mikado was also taking note that Kaneda had most certainly spoken the truth when he said there was nothing of that sort between Ukyo and him. All the better, Mikado thought at last. It made his task that much easier.

Mikado slid to a halt in order to overlook the situation and plot a new strategy. Ukyo was presently attempting to engage Azusa. However, Azusa's superior skating skills were frustrating Ukyo's efforts, as she would only engage for the briefest of moments, then slip away safely. Ukyo was definitely not the easy going sort. This would take a little bit of delicacy, and plenty of wariness about which body parts he allowed her easy reach to.

A plan of action in mind, Mikado closed in on his prey, and skated along side her, making no real effort to aid his partner. She glanced at him warily. "Stay out of my way and you won't get hurt. All I want is your partner."

"Ah, she can be quite the nuisance, can't she? If only we weren't in this challenge. It so complicates matters."

"It was your stupid idea."

"Made mostly for her benefit. We are, after all, partners. However, that does not mean we cannot reach a discrete agreement."

"Agreement?" Ukyo asked as she came to a halt. Mikado stopped next to her.

"Yes, of course. I'm not unreasonable."

Ukyo looked at him skeptically. There had to be a catch here, but she might as well hear him out. "All right, what's the deal?"

"Well..." Mikado began to explain quietly.

Half a rink away Azusa finally realized she no longer was being pursued. She looked back to see Mikado engaged with Ukyo. Well, all the better. He'd get his usual stupid kiss in, and in the meantime she could rest, not having to dodge that wacko. She stopped next to Kaneda, and looked down at his pained face curiously. "Does that hurt?" She asked innocently, gaining a whimper in response. She examined him closely, and for the first time saw just how cute he was.

"Wow! You're cute," she exclaimed, clasping her hands together in delight. It had been far too long since she'd met a truly cute guy. Most were either jerks, or... disliked her for some reason. Well, now she had her chance. "Hey, after the match, do you want to go on a date?"

"What?" Kaneda exclaimed, the proposition from another woman breaking him out of the haze of his agony, and causing him to sit bolt upright. "Now just one... OWW!" He began to protest, but certain area's refused to go unheard, forcing him to double over once more in pain.

"Oh, poor baby. Azusa will kiss it all better." Azusa offered with a big smile, leaning over to him.

"WHAT? WE'RE IN PUBLIC!" Kaneda exclaimed in even greater shock, especially considering just what part of him was hurting. "Cut that out, right now! I'm not interested!"

"Oh, come on. Azusa knows how to show a boy a good time."

"NO!" Kaneda exclaimed, and began to retreat along the ice away from the girl, scooting along on his backside in a most undignified manner, while at the same time trying to keep the area under discussion covered. "I'm really not interested!"

Before Kaneda could retreat any further Azusa grabbed him in a powerful hug that knocked the air out of him. "Oh, don't leave Azusa! We were just getting to know each other."

"But... I..." Kaneda barely managed to get out as Azusa intensified her hug, keeping him from getting in any significant amount of air.

"Whoa! It looks like Kaneda has fallen for Azusa's cutesy snuggle. It might be all over for him," the announcer yelled out excitedly over the sound system. Up in the stands, various Kaneda fans were in shock. However, two, namely Makoto and Kodachi, were deciding if now would be a good time to hide. Beside them Shampoo was glowing in her fury at seeing this girl holding her husband that way. Everyone nearby watched in morbid amazement as her seat began to melt.

Kaneda started to see sparkles in his vision, indicating he wouldn't last much longer. Try as he might, he just could not breathe. This girl's grip was as tough as a hydraulic press, and she had a severe leverage advantage, having pinned his arms to his sides just right, and thus resisted all attempts by him to break it. He could feel unconsciousness not far off and final decided this was not a time to mess around. Gathering every ounce of strength he had left, and focusing as much as he could manage, he exploded out of Azusa's grasp. Azusa was sent flying backwards, while Kaneda leaned over to relax his aching ribs and draw in some much needed oxygen.

"What an amazing show of strength by the Furinkan challenger."

"Yes Jim! I'm truly amazed. He had no leverage, and we all know how strong Azusa is, yet he still managed to break free. Incredible!"

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Across the ice, Ukyo, who was ignoring this whole incident, withdrew from Mikado in disgust. "Kiss you! No way! Not a chance in hell. You'll have to beat me first."

Mikado waved off Ukyo's rejection, and closed in ever so slightly, getting within arm's reach of her. "Oh, but why fight it. Don't you understand? This way you get your revenge. All you have to do is declare defeat. I would do so myself, but our reputation-"

"Screw your reputation. I'd sooner kiss Kaneda. Besides, there's no way I'm losing."

"Why worry about such a thing my dear. You are not a martial art figure skater. There would be no disgrace-"

"That doesn't matter."

"Oh, I see. You do not wish to lose the dog. Why would you worry over a common beast? It's not even a particularly attractive mongrel," he asked, getting set to strike while Ukyo was off guard. Unfortunately he failed to notice the angry frown on Ukyo's face, nor the fact he too was off guard and received a hard rabbit punch for his mistake.

"Dog! BEAST! MONGREL! Never call me that!" Ukyo growled out, and resumed her hunt for Azusa. She didn't have to look long. Azusa was just getting back to her feet, and was forced once more onto the run as Ukyo launched a flying kick at her.

"What is your problem anyway?" Azusa squeaked out as she retreated.

"Shut up, and get back here, you coward."

Azusa glowered over that. She was on her home turf, and all her fans were watching. No one called her a coward here. She suddenly turned on Ukyo, and with a speed and power that stunned her opponent, began a spinning set of slashing kicks and punches. Ukyo, caught up by her own momentum, ran right into the attack, and was quickly laid out on the ice.

Azusa stopped her spin and crossed her arms in satisfaction. "Not so smug now, are we," she taunted, as Mikado rejoined her.

"I'm dearly sorry, but it seems bringing you to defeat is my only alternative," Mikado said with a shake of his head. "I give you one last chance, surrender."

"Never," Ukyo spat out, jumping back to her feet to face the pair.

"Very well, you leave me no choice." He replied sadly then looked over at Azusa. "Shall we?"

"We shall," she responded, and both starting skating out in opposite directs, positioning themselves on either of Ukyo's flanks. Ukyo tensed up, knowing she was in trouble, but it didn't really matter. Mikado raised a hand high into the air for a moment, as if waving to the crowd, then dropped it sharply and dashed in. Simultaneously Azusa did likewise. Ukyo moved to dodge the two oncoming martial artists, but their superior skating skill allowed them to adjust. As they passed, Ukyo felt two strikes to her sides, shooting pain through her, and causing her to crumple. She stood back upright just in time to receive another pair of blows as the two passed her again. This time she didn't even manage to make it back to her feet before they passed and struck again. With each pass, Mikado and Azusa sped up, perfectly preserving the momentum they built up with each pass, and using that to strike Ukyo in perfect timing and positioning with the other. Before long, the Golden Pair were nothing but blurs as the passed by, slowly and efficiently punishing Ukyo. All Ukyo could do was lamely raise her arms to protect herself, yet every time they managed to beat her guard. She finally fell to the ice, unable to take any more.

Azusa and Mikado came to a halt. "And thus it ends," Mikado declared, and began a final rush by himself. However, just before he made it to Ukyo's prone form, a blur rushed by and snatched up Ukyo in the process.

"Ukyo? Are you all right?" Kaneda asked, sliding to a halt across the ice with Ukyo in his arms.

"Let me go," she answered, throwing Kaneda arms away from her, and promptly falling to the ice due to her weakness. "I don't need your help."

"Ukyo, we haven't a chance of winning if we fight as individuals. We have to challenge them together."

Ukyo glared up at her partner, considering his words. Unfortunately, she had to agree. She had just learned the hard way the folly of challenging them by herself. Like it or not, she needed Kaneda's help. Ukyo wanted to laugh bitterly at that. Depending on him practically ensured her doom, but she had no real choice. "Fine, but no tricks. It's not like I'm going to fall for this heroic act you're putting on. You would have been there sooner if you actually cared."

Kaneda pulled Ukyo back to his feet. "You didn't exactly leave me in much of a condition to move quickly," Kaneda pointed out, but Ukyo ignored him and instead turned to face their opponents. Kaneda sighed, and did likewise. The four examined each other tensely for several moments, no one acting.

"Any ideas?" Ukyo asked after a minute.

"We're in no shape to outlast them, and realistically they're a far better team. We'll have to split them up, and take them out individually, preferably taking as little damage as possible."

Ukyo grudgingly nodded. "Sounds like a plan. Azusa's mine."

"Right," Kaneda acknowledged, then both rushed into action. Mikado responded by grabbing Azusa by the arms and started spinning. Kaneda, in turned, picked up Ukyo from behind. "I'll break these two up. You handle Azusa when he lets her go." Kaneda said, before Ukyo could complain, then threw her into the air, and over the attack. He then dodged down low, and entered into a power slide directed at Mikado's unprotected feet. Sure enough, Mikado was hit, lost his balance, and in the process lost his hold on Azusa.

At that point Kaneda's plan started to fall apart. Mikado regained his balance even faster then he had lost it, and landed several blows to Kaneda before he could regain his feet. Once on his feet he faired little better. He was simply too far outclassed on the ice. Mikado was literally skating rings around him, landing blow after blow, concentrating on Kaneda's lower back.

For his part, Kaneda was just glad his defenses were tight enough to keep Mikado from landing a real low blow. However, the effort he put in to defending that particular area left him more open than he might otherwise have been. He couldn't help it; the memory of that pain was still too fresh in his mind.

Mikado was not slow in taking advantage of Kaneda's various handicaps. He began to showboat, getting more and more elaborate in his attacks, striking low then high. He would swirl into a complicated swirl of legs and arms, just out of Kaneda's reach, and then he would swoop in for a devastating blow, and back out before Kaneda could retaliate.

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Up in the stands Shampoo fumed in anger and concern. She could see what the problem was; Kaneda had let himself be drawn into Mikado's pattern. If he did not break that pattern, he would be lost. She fought with herself; it would dishonor her Airen if she were to interfere in his fight, but she could not just sit here and do nothing. Unable to stand it anymore, she bolted to her feet and sprang down the aisle toward the ice, ignoring the shouts from the other girls to stop. When she was close enough, she screamed as loud as she could, "JUMP!"

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The cry echoed through the arena, and Kaneda, recognizing Shampoo's voice, acted without thinking. Drawing on the specialty of the Saotome school of martial arts, he took to the air. Mikado gawked in amazement as his opponent from a standing start leap twenty feet straight up. High enough in fact that he was able to touch one of the heavy beams that supported the roof at the point where it sloped down to join one of the main support beams. Using that to deflect himself he angled his decent to put himself back on the ice, far away from Mikado, and while it was not consciously done, toward the voice that had jarred him out of Mikado's spell.

Kaneda felt more aches and pains than he could recently remember. His groin was not being exactly silent either about the earlier attack. All in all, Kaneda felt like complete crap. Only years of training in handling pain and injury was keeping him going now. He looked around the ice to re-examine the situation while he rested. Ukyo wasn't doing so well, even though she had wisely chosen a more defensive role. Azusa was catching her with a kick now and then, slowly wearing down the chef.

"You all right?" A voice asked, as hands started pulling him to his feet. He looked behind him to see Shampoo standing on the ice helping him, concern etched on her face. "You need be more careful, not let other boy set pace."

"Yes, I realize that. Thank you, Shampoo," he replied as he steadied himself and prepared to go back and aid Ukyo. "You should get back to your seat," he suggested, just as Mikado came into his vision.

Mikado smiled broadly at seeing this particular girl now on the ice and a potential target, for his special greeting of course. He made a rush for it, knowing Kaneda would no doubt try to stop him, and sure enough Kaneda called out a warning and tried to move to protect Shampoo. However, Kaneda was too slow, and Mikado swept Shampoo away and skated off to a safe distance.

"Hello beautiful. It's so nice to meet you again," he said, pulling her into a tight embrace, while in the process pinning her arms to her sides.

Shampoo struggled to free herself but he held her firm. "Let Shampoo go you-"

"Oh, I couldn't do that. Not without my special..." He paused just briefly enough to dodge away from Kaneda as he attempted to recover Shampoo. Kaneda crashed to the ice face first, thanks to an extended foot from Mikado. Mikado then resumed his greeting of Shampoo. "Where was I? Oh yes. Not without my special greeting." And with that Mikado closed in and kissed the helpless Shampoo.

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Picking himself off the ice to the side, Kaneda turned a looked on in horror at the sight. He remained momentarily stunned then his eyes narrowed. That bastard, in front of everyone no less. It was just like... And with Shampoo... The thoughts were just too much, and strong emotion flooded over the more sensible parts of Kaneda mind, as he dashed into action.

Mikado was just finishing his kiss, giving the stunned Shampoo a pleased and seductive look, when a cry of anger caught his attention. To Mikado's shock, Kaneda was suddenly only inches away from him. "LET GO OF HER, YOU BASTARD!" Kaneda shouted, and punctuated the final words with a full strength punch to Mikado's smug face. Mikado was sent flying limp through the air, releasing Shampoo in the process, only to crash to the ice half the rink away.

Kaneda immediately grabbed up Shampoo who was still stunned. "Shampoo? Shampoo? Are you all right?" He asked tensely, finally gaining a blink from Shampoo in response. She looked at him for a second then looked away in anger, and particularly embarrassment. She thrust his arms away and quickly ran off the ice. Kaneda watched her go, in misery at having failed her. He should have been more careful. Now...

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Across the ice, Azusa tagged Ukyo with another kick to the abdomen, doubling her over from the pain, but then noticed Mikado lying on the ice unconscious. She left her opponent, and rushed to her partner's side. "Mikey, is you... Uh-oh." Azusa silently said, covering her mouth with her hand.

Mikado recovered a second later, and sat up groggily. "Why that..." He began to say then noticed something white lying in his lap. He picked it up, and stared at it in terror. It was a tooth. "No. NO! This can't be!" He said in growing alarm, but a quick check with his tongue served only to confirm it, and in what a place too. Still, unwilling to accept the truth he pulled out a mirror and stared in shock at the gap in the middle of his smile then began to cry. "My beautiful face is RUINED!" He cried out, dropping the mirror and weeping into his hands, all the while trying to deny it.

"Oh dear lord! Could it be..." Jim began to asking, looking over at Keri.

"Yes Jim, I'm afraid it is so," Keri said, as she lowered a pair of binoculars. "Mikado Sanzenin... has lost a front tooth." The statement caused a general gasp from the audience. "Join me now as we all share in a moment of silence," Keri said solemnly and collectively all Mikado's fans lowered their heads. Sure enough, the whole arena fell silent, save the weeping of Mikado. It was enough to fill even avid Mikado haters with a momentary feeling of sorrow for the poor boy.

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Outside, Shampoo sat against the wall, her eyes down cast. He kissed me, she thought in despondency. He kissed me, in front of Kasumi no less. Shampoo moaned in embarrassment. She should have seen the attempt a mile away. So what if he caught her by surprise, it was no excuse. She had let some man take advantage of her. Another great example of how out of control her life was. Shampoo sighed again, feeling truly miserable about her life. Worst of all, she had not been able to retaliate. To do so would have meant interfering in Kasumi's fight, and that would have dishonored her even more then the kiss had. She covered her face with her hands. What a weakling Kasumi must think her, to let some strange man handle her like that.

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During the interval, Kaneda rejoined Ukyo, and she gave him a side long glare. "Way to go, Kaneda!"

"Oh my, I didn't mean to hit him that hard," Kaneda said, suddenly feeling very guilty about his outburst. His guilt was pushed aside as the weeping changed in tone from sorrow to wrath and Kaneda's sense of danger elevated sharply. Soon, Mikado began to glow with Ki, enough to even frighten Azusa into stepping away, as Mikado stood up straight and stared at Kaneda in abject hatred.

"Yoooouuuu will pay for this with your life, Kaneda Tendo!" Mikado growled out, and shot out an arm to snatch Azusa.

"Mikey! You're hurting me!" Azusa whimpered as he dragged her into motion.

"I don't care. Now, come on. We're going to finish these two for good!" He said, and truly, he was beyond care. The only thing on his mind now was the death of Kaneda Tendo.

"Oh dear," Kaneda managed to say before both he and Ukyo were forced to dodge as Mikado spun around his partner in a slashing motion, with a decided lethal feel to it. Mikado followed up with another slash, this one more successful, as Azusa's skates just missed Kaneda's throat, lightly scratching the surface of his skin. He stumbled back, trying to gain some distance from his blood crazed opponent, but unfortunately Mikado spun Azusa around again, and this time she caught his legs, knocking him to the ice.

Ukyo, who had skated away to safety, looked back and noticed Kaneda's predicament. A part of her said to just leave him there to die, but she overrode that impulse, as attractive as it was. Mikado was out of his mind, and if Kaneda went down, she might very well end up his next target, and her chances weren't good against these two. Besides, that pompous ass deserved what he got! Kaneda was hers to punish, and she still had to prove herself to be the better. So, decision made, Ukyo rushed back to pull Kaneda clear.

At the same moment, Mikado switched his grip to Azusa's legs, and taking her cue, Azusa took hold of Kaneda's legs. Just as Ukyo gripped Kaneda arms, Mikado pulled the whole chain of people into the air, much to Kaneda's and Ukyo's shock, and began to spin in place.

"All right people, this is it, the infamous Couple Cleaver. I do believe this could get messy. What do you think Keri?"

"In Mikado's present state of mind, I think it best to call the paramedics right now," Keri answered, and everyone watched the spin intently.

Now spinning so fast, the crowd was but a blur; Kaneda could feel the strain on his arms at holding Ukyo. It felt like he was holding a truck instead of a human being. Unsurprisingly his arms were beginning to burn under the heavy demand.

"Well, Kaneda Tendo, it seems you are now trapped."

"Stop this Mikado!"

"Never! I'll see your broken carcass smashed against the boards before I'm through." He replied gaining shocked looked from Kaneda, Ukyo and even Azusa. Mikado then drew on his Ki, glowing with it and further intensified the spin to levels even Azusa was not used to.

Ukyo, eyes closed, felt utterly helpless. She was going to die. Mikado had totally lost his mind and was going to kill them. Her only lifeline was Kaneda, and she knew exactly what he was going to do. He was going to let her go and take his chances by himself. She didn't have a chance. Then something occurred to her, Kaneda was still holding her. She opened her eyes and looked directly into Kaneda's and saw a grim determination there. He wasn't letting go. He was holding on desperately despite the obvious pain it was causing his already battered body.

"How long do you think you can last?" Mikado taunted from below.

"Longer than you," Kaneda replied, more as a vow than a taunt, but it still infuriated Mikado.

"What are you doing? Why don't you let me go?" Ukyo finally asked.

"You'd be thrown into the boards. You'd never survive. We have to hold on," Kaneda replied through pain clenched teeth, but that wasn't the answer Ukyo wanted. It contradicted everything she knew. It was a trick. That was it. He was waiting till the spin reached its maximum, or maybe he planned to let her take the hit, well he was...

Ukyo's thoughts got cut short as Azusa could handle the spin no longer and let loose her grip on Kaneda. Together Ukyo and Kaneda flew through the air, and Ukyo braced in vain for the inevitable impact. Suddenly she felt a tug on her arms and a shift in her balance as she was spun about. Then came the impact, but not with the hard boards, but rather the relative soft surface of human tissue. Despite this the pain was intense, stabbing at Ukyo's every nerve for a few seconds until together she and Kaneda crashed to the ice in a heap.

The audience collectively gasped at the sight. Kaneda had spun Ukyo around and taken the hit for her, a hit that easily cracked and then shattered a whole section of wall. Mikado looked evilly pleased with his handiwork, while Azusa simply collapsed in fatigue.

"What a show of courage. Kaneda not only managed to hold on through the whole spin, but even took the hit for his partner. This is unheard of ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, the Furinkan challenges don't appear to be in good shape. That impact must have caused untold damage to Kaneda."

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Ukyo struggled back to her senses after a few moments, and man did she hurt. The impact with the boards was incredible, as was easily evident from the fact a good part of the wall was now gone. If Kaneda hadn't...

Ukyo's mind tripped as she suddenly realized just what Kaneda had done. For a moment she thought she was delirious, but her mind was clear, and on that one point it said there was no mistake. Kaneda had taken the hit for her. Why the hell did he do that? Ukyo asked herself in confusion then turned her attention to Kaneda.

He was unconscious, no question about it, and hurt bad. A quick look over told Ukyo that he was in bad shape, and might not even regain consciousness. Why, Ukyo asked herself again. Kaneda may very well have given his life for her. Why? It had to be a mistake or something. This was the person who had cursed her, and had stolen her whole life away. Why would he do such a thing? Why? Ukyo's mind struggled with that, trying to think up some reason for it, but could only find one, and that one she just couldn't accept.

Her thoughts were broken with another discovery; there were strands of pink lying on her shoulder. Ukyo quickly shot a hand to her head, and discovered what she already expected, her hat was gone, and her pink hair was in full view of everyone, including Ranma.

Ukyo felt like she was being swallowed up by a great chasm. Her life was over. Ranma knew now for sure, and Kasumi, the object of so much of her anger, had taken a hit that might prove fatal for him. Those two things left Ukyo stunned utterly, unable to even ponder action.

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"It looks like it's all over folks. Kaneda Tendo is down, and his partner seems unable to continue. It's just a matter of mopping up for the Golden Pair now," the announcer called out as the audience watched in a hush. Mikado was gleefully admiring his fallen foe while Azusa was just then recovering from the intense spin. Akane, Kodachi, and Makoto were on their feet in horrified shock.

"He's not moving," Makoto observed anxiously, and was considering just rushing down to the ice. She had seen people die, and it was not in the least pleasant at the best of times. To just stand by and watch as someone so good was possibly breathing his last was a torture she did not want to undergo.

"If my darling Kaneda is..." Kodachi growled, but trailed off as she continued to watch fearfully. Akane was of similar mind, and only the pronouncement of Kuno gained their attention.

"At last, the foul sorcerer has fallen. Oh, what a glorious day this is."

All three girls cast Kuno evil glares. "If that 'foul sorcerer' dies, you will never see Kasumi again, Kuno." Akane said in anger, gaining a suddenly concerned look from Kuno.

"Akane Tendo, what could you mean? Is this true? Tell me now!"

"Later Kuno," Akane dismissed then returned her attention to the ice where Kaneda had still not moved. Finally all three girls seemed to come to the same conclusion at once and began to move to the rink.

"Ukyo, come on, snap out of it! You can't let them get away with that! Come on!" Ranma suddenly yelled out, causing the girls to stop and notice the pink haired girl on the ice. The twisted distortion of various shades of pink that colored her hair made each girl feel sympathetic for her, and the reasons for Ukyo's involvement in this match in the first place became clear... well, semi-clear. For Makoto and Kodachi the conclusion was obvious, Azusa had somehow gotten her hands on Ukyo and given her a rather nasty dye job. For Akane, the conclusion was more clouded, something saying there was more to this than there seemed, and that there was a connection she wasn't quite making. She looked back at Ranma, hoping for a clue, and saw a look of mixed concern, and intense consideration on his face. Akane pushed the thought aside as temporarily unimportant; Kaneda needed their help, that was the important thing. Together the three girls again began their descent to the rink.

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Back on the ice, Ukyo looked up toward where Ranma was calling from. She couldn't make out his face, yet the words... They were not harsh. They were not angry. He was telling her to go on. But, how could he... Ukyo paused and looked more closely at her hair, and for the first time realized just how different the distortion of her transformation made the color. Rather than a uniform pink, it shaded through the range of almost blond to a pink so deep it might be better called purple. He must have not made the connection. Oh joyous day!

Some of her spirit returned to her, and new determination filled her. She scanned the rink until her eyes settled on her opponents. That girl would pay for this, and so would her partner. Not only had they nearly revealed her secret, but they had left her unable to resolve the matter of Kasumi. Now she might be forever left with questions and doubts about his actions. Well, they would pay, starting with the brat, and now there was no holds barred! She jumped to her skates, took one second to mentally prepare herself and charged.

Azusa managed to regain her own footing just in time to see the incoming Ukyo express and immediately decided it was time to get some distance. With a shriek of terror she turned and bolted, leaving Mikado by himself. He cast the two girls a quick glance but dismissed them. Azusa could fend for herself for all he cared at the moment. All he wanted was to ensure he got the fullness of his revenge on Kaneda Tendo. With that pleasant thought in mind, he headed over to the prone form of his foe to finish the job.

Akane, Kodachi, and Makoto had just made there way to the edge of the rink, but found themselves too late. Mikado was almost on top of Kaneda, and he was preparing for a final strike. They couldn't possibly reach him in time. Shampoo also appeared rink side, having heard the announcer and returning in concern. She could only watch helpless from the opposite side as Mikado went into motion.

He didn't quite finish the motion though. From above a single shiny object imbedded itself in the ice at Mikado's feet, causing him to look up in surprise, as did those observing. For a brief moment Makoto thought Tuxedo Kamen had come to save the day once again, especially given the dark attire the culprit was wearing, but that wasn't the case. This boy had incredibly long black hair, and wore a pair of glasses instead of a domino mask, below his dark cloak which he was using to conceal himself he was definitely wearing a white robe, and instead of a rose, the object in the ice was a small throwing knife. He stood majestically balanced on one of the rafters near the top of the rink, hands concealed in the sleeves of his robe, and glared down at Mikado with a look of utter contempt.

"Whoa, what is this?" The announcer asked, and his partner could only shrug.

"Your fine artistry on the ice serves only to conceal the true ugliness within you Mikado Sanzenin. How dare you attempt to strike a fallen and defenseless foe? Have you no honor or morality at all?"

"Get lost you girlish freak, or you'll get hurt," Mikado yelled back to the boy in the rafters.

The person in the rafters only chuckled in response then stared down defiantly. "Girlish am I! You're one to talk! Were you truly a man, you would face your opponent fairly. No, your feeble threats don't frighten me."

"Why you-" Mikado began to growl, before a weak voice caught his attention.

"Mousse?" Kaneda asked as he slowly struggled to his feet. "What are you doing here?"

"We can talk about that later, for now... Look out!" Mousse shouted, just as Mikado took a quick slashing kick at Kaneda. With amazing effort, especially considering his condition, Kaneda blocked the kick and caught Mikado's foot in a pincer between his knee and elbow. Mikado winced in pain, and swiftly withdrew to a safer distance, as Kaneda reset for the fight.

The two boys faced off, and Kaneda set into a stance he had learned a little over a year ago. He was in no shape to take on Mikado as it was. He really felt like garbage. However, this old technique he had learned could reverse at least some of the damage. Unfortunately he needed time to focus.

Mikado wasn't about to give him that time though. He rushed in with a snarl, intent on slashing Kaneda with his skates. Kaneda prepared to respond, but Mousse again came to his rescue, throwing a dozen or so daggers in Mikado's path, forcing him to stop. "Back off four eyes!" Mikado snarled.

"Big words, but you'll have to get through me," Mousse countered, finally tossing aside his cloak and dropping to the ice, positioning himself between Kaneda and Mikado.

Kaneda turned his attention back to concentrating on his technique. "Breathing... Spirit... Discipline," Kaneda said quietly as his aura glowed moderately. Relief immediately began to encompass his sore body.

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Ukyo was having a little luck herself. Azusa missed a turn, and dropped into a flat slide until she hit the wall. Ukyo quickly took advantage, dashing over to her fallen foe, pinning her against the boards before she could escape. "So, you little brat, now you're going to pay."

"Wait, wait, wait! What did Azusa do to you?" Azusa asked desperately, hoping to stall.

"Never mind that!"

"But, Azusa has never..." Azusa began to protest then looked hard at Ukyo's hair. "What happened to your hair? Wait... You're Charlotte!" Azusa exclaimed with a sudden brightness, and seized the startled Ukyo in a crusher hug.

"Well, that's unusual. Azusa doesn't use her cutesy snuggle on girls." Keri commented then looked thoughtful. "Hmm, maybe she's-"

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Ukyo screamed out at than announcer, and turned her attention to Azusa. "CUT THAT OUT! I am not Charlotte!" Ukyo said, scanning the crowd to see if anyone heard the reference.

"Oh yes you are. Azusa knows you are. Ehh, don't you like what I did?"

"Damned rights I don't like it!" Ukyo exclaimed, and quickly switched to a low voice again. "You nearly ruined my life! How dare you!"

"But you were so cute that way," Azusa responded, gaining a scowl from Ukyo. Azusa then brightened with an idea. "You like that boy don't you."

"What?" Ukyo exclaimed once more in shock, her grip on the other girls slackening.

"Yep, Azusa understands now. I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him." Azusa teased, and as Ukyo's fear hit a peak, she broke free of Ukyo's grip, and skated off. "Listen everyone, I know someone's naughty little secret!" Azusa called out to crowd, before Ukyo yelled in frustration and started in pursuit of her once again.

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Mikado and Mousse were effectively at a stand still. Mikado was out maneuvering Mousse's attacks, but Mousse was effectively keeping him too busy to mount an effective attack. Finally the frustration got to him, and Mikado dodged back and growled. "Alright. You want to defend him then you too shall die. I never use this on amateurs, but I decided to change that policy right now. And, just to make it really fun, let's try out the improved version I've been working on." Mikado said, raising himself onto one leg, and spreading his arms out to his sides. "Now, the Dance of Death!"

Mousse narrowed his eyes as he watched Mikado enter a fast spin, and continued to speed up until all that could be seen was a blur. Mikado pushed his speed even further exceeding anything he had ever done before, finally starting to glow. Mousse scoffed. "Not very impressive if you ask me." After taking another second to consider, Mousse smirked confidently and jumped into the air, letting loose a storm of chains at Mikado. He regretted it immediately. The chains wound around Mikado, drawing Mousse into the attack. Mousse screamed just as he entered the attack. About three seconds passed, then Mousse came flying back out, chains and all, utterly unconscious.

Mikado came out of the spin, and chuckled. "Hah, that was easy. Now for you Kaneda Tendo, but this time there will be no mercy," Mikado said as he once more entered the spin, but this time he moved forward, toward Kaneda. Kaneda concentrated up to the last second on mending his wounds. Mikado's attack then encompassed Kaneda.

Off at the side, Shampoo, Makoto, Kodachi, and Akane, all tensed up. "Is he..." Makoto began to ask, unable to even complete the sentence. However, before anyone could answer, Kaneda was thrown clear, and Mikado came to a stop. The girls nearly jumped onto the ice, but stopped in mid motion when Kaneda flipped back to his feet, apparently only slightly injured. Mikado on the other hand stood where he was for a moment then collapsed onto his face.

"All right!" Kodachi, Akane and Makoto shouted in triumph. Shampoo, however, kept her silence.

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"Hey everyone, Ukyo Kuonji is really Char-"

"SHUT UP!" Ukyo cried out, drowning out Azusa's declaration. "I'm not going to let you ruin my life again!"

Azusa responded by sticking out her tongue at her pursuer. "Azusa is going to tell. Azusa is going to tell."

"Oh no you won't, you wacko!" Ukyo shouted, but she just couldn't catch up to silence the girl. Azusa was showing her superior skating skills, and Ukyo's had a hopeless situation on her hands. In frustration, she bowed her head, and looked at the ice. The ice, she thought suddenly, and smiled. "Let's see how good you skate now!" Ukyo raised her fist, and drove it down into the ice. For a moment nothing happened, allowing everyone a second of confusion, but then cracks began to form and spread. Then, with a great crash, the rink shattered completely.

Everyone still on the rink and standing collapsed as the surface below them shifted. Kaneda looked about him, and spotted Mikado's limp form sliding off one particular chunk. He leapt into action, jumping from piece to piece until he reached Mikado, and then headed over the boards to drop him off.

Ukyo was also jumping from block to block, but she had a more violent intention. Azusa was surprised by the unusual attack, and was still trying to get back to her feet. Ukyo made it to Azusa's block of ice, just in time to catch her standing up. "Now you're going to get it! Good! Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!" She yelled out without much thought. Azusa could only cringe as a barrage of fists came her way. Azusa quickly fell, to Ukyo's unbridled joy.

"WHAT AN UPSET FOLKS! Ukyo Kuonji and Kaneda Tendo have defeated the Golden pair! The judges are even awarding extra marks to their team for the daring move of shattering the rink, seeing as how it's on top of the pool and all."

"WHAT?" Ukyo suddenly exclaimed, then for the first time noticed the water in between the chunks of ice. She then suddenly developed an unfortunate problem balancing. "I destroyed the rink! If Ranma sees me change..." She said, looking up at the stands, and the person in question. "I'd die!"

"Ukyo, hold on!" Kaneda called out as he jumped over. Ukyo looked at him in bewilderment, but allowed herself to be picked up into his arms. He made a quick stop to pick up Azusa as well, then in one mighty leap, cleared the rink, and landed at rink side. "Looks like we won," he said, after letting Ukyo down onto her feet.

"Yeah," Ukyo replied simply. "You're in awfully good shape for someone who was near death," she continued, suspicion creeping into her voice.

"I know a few healing techniques I learned in India. They help."

Ukyo scowled at the answer, then turned and grabbed up Azusa. "I got to go."

"Ukyo, wait!" Kaneda called after her, but Ukyo continued on headless of the call. Kaneda frowned in disappointment, then turned to notice the others gathering around him, including a moderately beaten, but otherwise healthy Mousse. "Mousse! What are you doing here?"

"Kasumi Tendo, I-"

"Kaneda Tendo," Kaneda corrected, giving him a knowing look. He looked back at Kodachi and Makoto, both looking at him oddly.

"Oops, sorry. It's these stupid glasses... Sometimes I can't tell a potted plant from a bulldozer. Kaneda Tendo, of course." Mousse said then turned back to Kaneda. "We must talk, in private. I have excellent news for you."

Kaneda nodded and walked off to the side with Mousse. Shampoo scowled and walked over. "It's called the Phoenix pill." Mousse said, gaining an anxious look from Kaneda.

"And you're sure this will cure me?"

Mousse nodded. "Absolutely. I-"

"Mousse, what you do here?" Shampoo asked, glaring at him intensely.

"Shampoo, I've come to help you."

"Help Shampoo? What you talking about?"

"I heard about your marriage to Kasumi and came as soon as I could."

"How you know Kasumi?" Shampoo asked, and Kaneda took up the explanation.

"We met on the road near Jusenkyo actually, and traveled together for a few days. We separated at the crossroads to your village and the springs. Am I to understand Mousse that Shampoo is the girl-"

"Yes!" Mousse responded.

"No!" Shampoo responded louder. "Whatever he say, he lie. Shampoo want nothing do with him. He stupid fool."

"But Shampoo-" Mousse began to protest, but Kaneda cut in.

"Shampoo don't say such things. It is not nice." Shampoo grumbled in response, then turned and walked away. Kaneda looked back at Mousse in confusion. "You didn't mention that she doesn't like you."

"She's just... a little stubborn, but that's not important right now. I was hoping to warn you about Jusenkyo, but... I... didn't quite make it." Mousse explained, with a little nervousness. "By the time I made it back to the village, you and Shampoo had already left, so I headed off to find you. I knew that old ghoul would try something."

"Well, now that a cure is available-"

"Actually, there is one problem. Cologne has it," Mousse added reluctantly, causing Kaneda to lower his head in disappointment.

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Just outside the main door, Ukyo was busy carrying Azusa, preparing for her final reward. She had a lot on her mind. For one, her secret had come uncomfortable close to being revealed, not once, not twice, but three times. She was half amazed that she wasn't a nervous wreck at the moment, but then again she was clear of the mess. The other thing was Kaneda. What the heck was she to think of him now?

Ukyo didn't get much time to consider the question before Cologne intercepted her. "I thought I told you to hold the move in reserve."

"You did," Ukyo admitted, "but I felt I needed to use it, okay?"

Cologne shook her head then pulled out the amulet she had been previously holding. "Take this, and listen well. Kasumi will come for it."

"What is it?" Ukyo asked as she took the amulet from the old woman.

"He believes it to be a cure to his present condition," Cologne answered.

"Cure? You mean this-"

Cologne waved off the question. "What it does is not important. What is important is that Kasumi will want it over everything else, if I am correct. You can use it as a bargaining chip to force him into a challenge. All I ask is that one condition of his defeat be his return to China with us." Ukyo examined the amulet for a moment with a frown, before Cologne continued. "Be sure to hide it well. I wouldn't risk them trying to obtain it through other means."

"Why not trade it with him directly?" Ukyo asked.

"Because I have little doubt he would not accept such a bargain. He is also unlikely to accept a challenge from me. Son-in-law is not a fool. He would use other methods to get it off of me. However, you are someone much closer to his level and you have a shared history. He will no doubt feel he has no choice but to risk it with you, which is exactly why I wished you to keep your training a secret."

"Relax already. I know he'll still accept. He hasn't got much choice, like you say." Ukyo nodded to herself and pocketed the amulet. "Alright then, deliver this challenge to him..."

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Back inside Kaneda stood pondering this newest development. A cure, finally. Getting it would not be easy, but at least he had something to shoot for now. He had been trapped in this form entirely too long, and nothing would keep him from that pill, not even Cologne. However, running in recklessly would serve no purpose but to alert her. No, what he needed was a plan.

"Hello Kaneda. Thinking about something?" Cologne asked as she hopped up. "Perhaps the Phoenix pill."

Immediately Mousse and Kaneda turned to confront the old woman. "How did you know?" Mousse asked.

"I keep a careful eye on things going on around here. Really, haven't got much else to occupy my time. You wouldn't happen to require an extra cook?"

"Don't change the subject," Kaneda replied. "I want that pill. I don't suppose asking would do me any good?"

"Me, no, but I don't have it."

"What, you're lying! I saw you with it," Mousse blurt out, but Cologne waved a hand to silence him.

"Yes, I'm sure you did. However, Ms. Kuonji is now in possession of it."

"I assume you are here to deliver a challenge then," Kaneda said, and Cologne nodded in reply.

"That I am. Two days hence, after school, you will meet Ms. Kuonji at the open lot near the Tendo home. She believes you will know the one. The battle will be between you and her, and no one else. The conditions of victory are very simple. Should you lose, you will return to China. Should you win, she will give you the amulet and she will leave you be."

"Big mistake you old mummy! We can get it off her in-" Mousse began to gloat, but Kaneda cut in with a subdued reply.

"No. It must be me."

"What?"

"Mousse, you don't understand, and I can't explain right now, but I must face her alone."

"But Kasumi-"

Kaneda shook his head to Mousse's complaint. "I can't discuss it Mousse. It is a private matter between Ukyo and myself. If this is the way it must be worked out, then that is the way it must be." Mousse drooped his head in defeat, while Cologne smiled, causing Kaneda to look at her hard. "I suspect that is exactly why you chose to give it to her."

"Of course. I know you have friends, and together you just might be able to take it from me, but with her it is a different matter, isn't it. Good day Kaneda. I will see you again in two days." With that Cologne hopped off, leaving Kaneda to think.

"Two days... Not much time, and that move she used..." Kaneda thought aloud.

"Move?"

"She called it the Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken I believe. She used it right at the end of the match."

"I've heard of it. It is an Amazon technique. Cologne must have taught it to her."

"No doubt to tip the scales in Ukyo's favor. Only two days to develop a counter..." Kaneda turned and walked back over to the others who were standing anxiously. Immediately a plethora of questions assaulted him, but he dodged most until he could speak to those who knew the full facts of the situation. Talking about pills, cat-tongue points, being married, and other such matters around Kodachi, and Makoto would only further confuse them. He could explain to them once all these matters were settled. So, after answering the few questions he could without raising confusion, the group set off for home.

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As they left, Akane took note of several odd occurrences. One, Kuno was no where to be found. She had expected him to come down and challenge Kaneda for Kasumi as usual, but not so this time. He had seemed unusually distressed by Akane's statement earlier about Kasumi and Kaneda's connection. Perhaps that had something to do with it. Two was the fact that Shampoo was not only quiet, and brooding, she was keeping a respectable distance from her 'husband'. That was quite surprising considering how Makoto and Kodachi were now fawning over him. Third was the disappearance of that boy Mousse. He was there a moment ago, but now he was gone. And lastly, Ranma was deep in thought. Not to be overly critical, but he rarely thought that much. Right now one might think he was engaged in some deep consideration.

Akane didn't press any of the issues. Answers would come in there own good time.

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Across town, sometime later, Ukyo sat in a chair, waiting, and smiling. Life was good. Finally there came the signal that the process was finished, and Ukyo walked over to inspect the product. Her smile broadened as she grabbed the girl held into the chair with multiple layers of duct tape by the shoulders. "So, what do you think Azusa?" Ukyo asked.

Azusa looked into the mirror, and the green, purple, blue, and pink spike she was now in possession of, then cried her eyes out. "It's horrible! How can you be so mean to Azusa?"

"Hey, you did it to me, and fair is fair! Besides, you can fix it in about a week or so. I have to live with it. So, don't complain. Oh, and if you tell anyone-"

"I won't, I WON'T!" Azusa quickly answered, still bawling.

"Good," Ukyo said with a smile then used one of her spatulas to cut through Azusa's bonds. The girl quickly made an exit, no doubt racing home in hopes of minimizing the damage. Ukyo watched her go then prepared to pay the stylist. "Good work by the way. Hey, I don't suppose you can even out the shade of this mess I got..."

End Part 16

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