"THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH—A STRANGE ARTIFACT THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA, WHEN IN ACTUALITY, IT'S ON AN UNINHABITED JUNGLE ISLAND SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC!"

"Yep, and we found it!" Rocky replied.

"TWO SHIMMERING, GOLDEN FOUNTAINS LAY BEFORE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."

"Hey what gives?" Bullwinkle asked. "I thought there'd be ONE fountain o' youth!"

"No, wait--" Rocky picked up a leaf and dipped it in one of the fountains. The leaf immediately turned withered and broke apart. "That one's the fountain of...aging!"

"Well, I'm SURE NOT GONNA TOUCH ONE O' THESE!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, accidentally knocking Rocky aside.

"BULLWINKLE HAD SENT ROCKY FLYING RIGHT INTO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! BUT HE HAD NO IDEA AND CONTINUED WALKING THROUGH THE JUNGLE."

"Y'know, Rock?" He spoke. "That fountain's not all that's cracked up to be...Rock?!"

"ALL BULLWINKLE HEARD…WAS THE STRANGE SOUND OF SUCKLING…"

"W-WHAT WAS THAT?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, terrified.

"SUDDENLY, GURGLING AND WADDLING OUT FROM THE LEAFY GREEN FOLIAGE, CAME—"

"Rocky?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

(Cutesy, xylophone-version of the "Rocky and Bullwinkle" theme plays)

"IT WAS ROCKY ALRIGHT…a much younger, cuter, soon to made in a line of merchandising, baby Rocky, in a…little, blue rocket onesie with feet…and huge, blue eyes…with a little…(squeals)..PACIFIER IN HIS MOUTH, OH MY GOODNESS HE'S SO CUUUUTE!!" The narrator exclaimed, overcome by the now-infant version of Rocky.

"It's a BOY! You must've drank from the fountain!" Bullwinkle replied, picking up baby Rocky. "Oh I love you Rocky Junior!"

"SUDDENLY, BABY ROCKY BEGAN FUSSING, SO BULLWINKLE IMMEDIATELY STARTED ROCKING THE SQUIRREL IN HIS HANDS."

"Sssh, sssh it's okay!" Bullwinkle whispered, bringing Rocky closer to his chest. "Lullaby, and goodnight, la dee da da da da da…"

"WITHIN AN INSTANT, ROCKY YAWNED, CLOSED HIS HEAVY EYELIDS AND WENT TO SLEEP, SNUGGLING BULLWINKLE'S CHEST."

"Guess it's naptime for you little mister.." Bullwinkle chuckled. "Don't worry, I'll stay right here and protect you till' you get older again tomorrow…"

"ANYWAY—"

"Sssh!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, scolding the narrator.

"Sorry, You're such a good parent!" The narrator whispered.

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"MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST ARRIVED ON THE SAME UNCHARTED ISLAND AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE. THERE, THEY RECEIVED A STRANGE VIDEO MESSAGE FROM FEARLESS LEADER."

"BORIS, NATASHA!" He exclaimed. "Eet has been reported dat moose and skurrl are on dis exact island, yu must find zem and KEEL zem, I don' care vat eet takes! Also, I believe I'm goink to replace yu. Don't know ven, ees nossink personal, but yu just gettink old."

"AND SO, DESPITE THAT STRANGE COMMENT, OFF THE TWO SPIES WALKED THROUGH THE JUNGLE, UNTIL THEY CAME ACROSS TWO FOUNTAINS."

"I don' get eet." Boris replied. "WHO vould stick fountain here?!"

"WELL HOW ON EARTH IS BULLWINKLE GOING TO KEEP BABY ROCKY SAFE IN A JUNGLE FILLED WITH PREDATORS?! WHAT WILL BECOME OF BORIS AND NATASHA?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "The Edge of Some-teen!" OR "Teenage Scream"!"