(Or "Teenage Scream")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, THOUGH ROCKY HAD BECOME A BABY SQUIRREL, BULLWINKLE WAS EVER DETERMINED TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANGERS OF THE JUNGLE! MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST ARRIVED ON THE UNCHARTED ISLAND, AND THEY TOO HAD DISCOVERED THE FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH AND AGING!"
"Ooh look at dis Netesha!" Boris exclaimed, pulling his head out from the water.
"BORIS' WRINKLES HAD COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED, AND HIS HAIR HAD REGAINED ITS SHEEN—NOT TO MENTION REGAINED HIS HAIR—HIS WHOLE HEAD WAS COVERED IN LUSCIOUS, BLACK LOCKS."
"I vant to try!" Natasha exclaimed, and stuck her hand in the other fountain.
"WHEN NATASHA YANKED HER HAND OUT, SHE WAS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER THAT HER NORMALLY BEAUTIFUL HAND HAD BECOME WRINKLY AND OLD WITH LIVER SPOTS AND LONG NAILS!"
"AAAGH!" Natasha exclaimed, then stuck her hand into the other fountain, relieved as it turned back to normal. "Ahh.." she sighed.
"Try some more!" Boris exclaimed, dunking Natasha's head into the fountain.
"WHEN BORIS AND NATASHA EMERGED THEY LOOKED…WELL, DIFFERENT SO TO SPEAK."
"Not wery deeferent…" Natasha replied, smirking. "Although, I heff stronk urge to vanna go shoppink and ask yu to prom!"
"NATASHA IMMEDIATELY CLOSED HER MOUTH, ASTOUNDED THAT SHE'D ACTUALLY SAID THAT."
"Boris, LOOK at us!" Natasha exclaimed, gazing downward. She now wore a purple crop top with shorts and tennis shoes, as well as earrings and a ring in her navel. "Ve are TEENAGERS!"
"Super HAWT onez at dat!" Boris replied. Not only did he have a full head of hair, he also had a flannel shirt, a backwards cap, tennis shoes, and blue jeans.
"Ve no old anymore, Boris, let's go take em' down!" Natasha exclaimed.
"DA!" Boris exclaimed. "RADEECAL!"
"AND WITH THAT, BOTH BORIS AND NATASHA YANKED OUT TWO SKATEBOARDS AND DASHED ACROSS THE ISLAND! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Kid Rock-y" OR "I know what you kid last summer!"