(Or "baby boom!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD TRANSFORMED INTO TEENAGERS BY USE OF THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, AND HAD NOW ARRIVED WHERE BULLWINKLE HAD GONE, BOTH OF THEM SEEKING TO KILL BABY ROCKY!"
"Vat ees UHP, DUUUUDE?!" Boris exclaimed, striking the most obnoxious skater pose Bullwinkle had ever seen.
"Oh, hello young people—wait, its you guys!" Bullwinkle defensively cradled Rocky in his left arm.
"Da! Ve totally come to KEEL YU and baby skurrl!" Natasha replied, then yanked out a pink flip-cell phone, taking a photo. "I text to Fearless Leader!"
"C'mon guys, you wouldn't hurt a baby!" Bullwinkle held up baby Rocky, still cooing.
"BABY ROCKY TOUCHED BORIS' FACE, GIVING HIM A LITTLE KISS."
"Awwwww!!" Natasha and Boris smiled.
"THEN, ROCKY PROCEEDED TO YANK OUT A CHUNK OF BORIS' STILL-DEVELOPING MUSTACHE."
"AAGH! EY vAt GeEVE'S, mAn?!" Boris exclaimed, feeling the reddened spot.
"Dat's eet!" Natasha exclaimed, popping her bubble gum. "Like, no vone hurts my boyfriend! Ees time to MAYKE BAYBEE SKURRL GO NIGHT-NIGHTS!!"
"THOUGH IT SEEMED ALL HOPE WAS LOST FOR BULLWINKLE, SUDDENLY, ROCKY FELT THE URGE TO…SPEAK."
"Buh-buh-buh…" Rocky tugged on Bullwinkle's fur.
"Yes, Rocky?!" Bullwinkle asked, amazed.
"—BUHWIBKLE!" Rocky exclaimed, just as he started to grow his first tooth.
"Oh my goodness, your first word!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, feeling very much like a proud father. "Wait, if you're growing, that can only mean—"
"YES, THAT'S CORECT, BULLWINKLE, THE YOUTH WATER'S STARTING TO WEAR OFF! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Kickin' it (too) Old School" OR "The Elder-ly Scrolls!"