"Kickin' it (too) Old School"

(Or "The Elder-ly Scrolls")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH'S WATER WAS JUST BEGINNING TO WEAR OFF, AND ROCKY, AS WELL AS BORIS AND NATASHA WERE RETURNING TO THEIR ACTUAL AGES!"

"NetEEESHA?!" Boris exclaimed, his voice greatly cracking as he began to grow his mustache once again. "Vat ees HAppeNINK?!"

"Ve hit puberty, dollink!" Natasha exclaimed as her chest increased back to its normal size. Zits popped up all over her and Boris' faces. "Try to control yuzelf!"

"SUDDENLY, ROCKY SHIVERED A LITTLE THEN GREW INTO A FIVE YEAR OLD!"

"Woah!" Little Rocky exclaimed. He was now out of his baby onesie and now in a yellow t-shirt with his blue flight cap…a few sizes too small. "I can tawk again, Bullwinkle! Imma help you fight…"

"ROCKY TRIED TO PUNCH BORIS, BUT HIS HAT WAS NOW COVERING HIS HEAD."

"WHO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?!" Rocky exclaimed.

"Heh, styupid BAYBEE!" Boris exclaimed, but Bullwinkle kicked him in the groin while also protecting young Rocky, right as he turned into a teenager.

"Rocky, now that you're older you GOTTA put your head in the game!" Bullwinkle called to teen Rocky.

"BUT IT APPEARED AS THOUGH ROCKY WAS CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH A GOTH PHASE."

"YoU CAn'T TeLl MeEEEeee WhAAT tO DoOOOOooo!" The acne-riddled squirrel, now wearing a flannel shirt and black eyeliner, yelled back in a very pubescent voice. "yOU'RE nOT MY DAAAaaD!"

"Fine then, be a slacker!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, dodging Natasha's punches. "I get it! You're hormonal, you're angry, you're edgy! I'VE BEEN THERE, TOO!"

"wHAATevEER!" Rocky yelled back. "nOOO oNE uNDERstAANDS MEE!"

"DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN!" Bullwinkle replied, surprisingly very stern.

"GEEVE TO ME YU LUNCH MONEY, NERDSKI!" Boris exclaimed to Rocky, now in a much gruffer voice.

"iIII DOn'T THiiIINK SO!" Rocky replied, now aging to a slightly older teenager, then back to his normal age! "You children need to learn some manners!"

"Rocky, you're back!" Bullwinkle replied.

"Sure am!" Rocky exclaimed cheerfully. "I think I've got a punishment for these two…."

"WITH ONE SWIFT DASH THROUGH THE AIR, ROCKY KNOCKED BORIS AND NATASHA STRAIGHT INTO THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING!"

"You guys think zits are bad?!" Rocky snarked. "Hope you like PRUNES!!"

"AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LEFT, FEARLESS LEADER ARRIVED ON THE ISLAND VIA JET, AND WAS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED TO SEE THE CURRENT STATE OF BORIS AND NATASHA…"

"SON OF EH GUN you're OLD!" He exclaimed, clutching his chest.

"NATASHA LOOKED ALMOST SKELETAL AS AN ELDERLY WOMAN IN A PURPLE MUUMUU, WITH LOADS OF WRINKLES, AND BINGO WING ARMS. BORIS HAD PUT ON A LOT OF WEIGHT AS AN OLD MAN, WITH A HAWAIIAN SHIRT, BROWN SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS. THE NORMALLY BLACK HAIR OF BOTH SPIES HAD TURNED GRAY, AND BOTH SPIES WERE IN ADDITION SLIGHTLY HUNCHED OVER DUE TO THEIR SPINES."

"Oh, are yu my grand-baby?" Natasha inquired, kissing Fearless Leader's cheek.

"WHAT TH—"

"I sink he ees!" Boris replied. "C'mere and geeve Dedushka and Babushka a kees!"

"NOOOOOO!!" Fearless Leader exclaimed, having been shoved into a "#1 Vnuk" sweater Natasha knitted.

"WELL, I GUESS AGE REALLY IS JUST A NUMBER! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF—"

"VAAAT?!" Elderly Boris exclaimed.

"ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULL—" the narrator repeated.

"VAAAT?!" Elderly Natasha now exclaimed.

"ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!" The narrator finished, exasperated. "MAN, I HOPE IM' NOT LIKE THEM WHEN I GET OLD!"

End.