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Soundtrack Play: Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) - Extras
"Oh? Hello there. It's been months since that last Direct. HOO BOY! It's been LONG! After that last Direct, it turns out that things have happened. I EVEN SAID THAT THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT ME AND JAK AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT! YES! I CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE! THANKS NANNY BOY! Now, I just gotta use this story and "predict" that they're making a new game for us and that'll happen. Right? Right?"
Daxter sat down to his chair as he asked you guys about the fact that a Jak and Daxter movie is happening. Bentley shrugged off as did everyone else.
"Oh yeah. The author's been watching Star Wars as well. Both that blocky game and that Disney/Anime mess you people seem to enjoy with double standards got him interested to watch the movies."
"You see Daxter, Kingdom Hearts is a-"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever Turtle boy. It's still a massive mess. That buildup to that third entry disappointed me so hard, not even our owner's game from 2020 that won massive amounts of awards didn't disappoint me that much. That fourth does look interesting but I ain't getting my hopes up! Anyways! RWBY Chibi Mania Plus!
"WAIT! DAXTER! HOLD UP! YOU'VE SHOULD KEPT YOUR EXPECTATIONS LOW-"
Showcasing RWBY Chibi Mania Plus
"UGH!" Ruby yelled in her pillow. Muffling her screams.
"How long has she stayed up like this?"
"Ever since Super RWBY Chibi ended. She hasn't been the same since."
"All I want is more hilarity and shenanigans to ensue! Is that so hard to ask?" Suddenly, the Door had been busted. It was Captain Qwark as the Audience cheered for him.
"Did somebody call for a hero?"
"Who are you and how did you know we where here!?" Weiss pointed her weapon at the Galactic Hero.
"Woah there Princess, I heard you a friend of yours is sad that her "Chibi" thing is now gone and- Wait.. Why is my body the size of my head and my head the size of my body!? Why is the author writing this! Am I in a fanfiction, solely made to make unofficial stories since they couldn't do this with the actual owners because the writers are too scared to work with companies!? Now listen here buster, if you dare make something really disturbing like Stewart Zurgo did, I'd suggest you put your phone- OW! Who threw that!" Captain Qwark ran away from the rest of Team RWBY.
"GET IT OVER!"
"SWEET KERWAN! SOMEBODY SAVE THIS HANDSOME HERO!" Ruby sniffed something.
"Wait.. Is that? No way, it couldn't be..." She sniffed again before being happy. "YES! IT'S THAT FAMILIAR RANDOMNESS AGAIN! IT'S FINALLY BACK! GUYS! WAIT FOR ME!" Ruby said as montages of stories for RWBY Chibi Mania Plus would ensue.
Soundtrack Play: Sonic X - Gotta Go Fast
"Take the L already!"
"WHAT L?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!?" Mythra strangled Kazooie as the two became a ball of chaos.
"SUPA MARIO ON DA PS4! WAHOO!" Mario long jumped backwards to Bowser's castle
"THEY HIT THE PENTAGON! THEY HIT THE EFFING PENTAGON!" Ryuji rushed in and slapped Makoto silly to wake her up. Waluigi threw Daisy in the trash.
"Yeah. That's-a what you get for stealing my-a spot."
"TERRIA!" Sonic jumped, stomped and moved weirdly until moving into Mach speed where he phased through Eggman's base.
"I 100% deserved to be in Smash. Keep crying you Orange Rat." Byleth smugly said
"Oh you did. You deserved it as much as The Last of Us 2 winning constant awards and game of the year! Keep crying when your genre gets an Award that isn't niche from outside of Japan or Monster Hunter!" Daxter smugly said. Byleth was at her breaking point while Daxter left with a savage look on his face.
"KIRYU-CHAN!" Majima crawled like a crab before getting hit with a Trashcan by Donkey Kong.
"Ready? Go!" Morgana screamed as he rolled inside a ball. AiAi looked at him with no remorse for his well-being.
"MONKE" Yang said with red flares in her while T-posing.
"Mommy?" Rene and May said before Byleth dragged the both of them away from the scene while Alex, Max and Pit were confused what's happening. Scratch and Grounder chased Blake. She jumped into a hole where the two Badniks tried to attack her whenever she popped out of a hole but unsuccessfully did. She then plucked a feather from Scratch where the Badnik yelped in pain.
"I hate bots." Futaba exited TF2 before screaming out a Lego Yoda Death scream in frustration. Cinder laughed in the far distance at her expense.
"That movie is the Woooorst!"
"Hello Everyone to Dewey Dew-night! I am your host, Dewey Duck, as we discuss about our new guests! Team RWBY!" Montages of everyone get involved with Slapstick violence.
"Y'OOOW!"
"OUCHOUCHOUCH!"
"BLAGH!"
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE-" Team RWBY, JNPR, Ryu Hayabusa, Ratchet, Clank and Captain Qwark walked away from an explosion behind them while wearing sunglasses. Ruby and Spunchbohb fought over Rollback Netcode, Mario and Sonic fighting each other over Ice Cream, Kirby and Simon meeting each other underground, Yang choking on a Ice Cube, Jaune and Nora throwing each other pipe bombs that they accidentally turned on before throwing them away.
"Oh yeah. Chibi is back and more crazier than before." Ruby said as insanity ensued.
RWBY CHIBI MANIA PLUS
The Author fell in as did his mutuals. They look behind to see the Logo behind them before seeing the rest of the Casts from Super RWBY Chibi with new characters not seen in Chibi joining as well. Most likely due to how less restrictive Chibi Mania Plus is with how the Author chooses to do things. They ran away from them.
Soundtrack Ended
Showcase Ended
"How's that for a Chibi, Eh? RWBY Chibi Mania Plus! Finally! A Taste of how things will be! Save your coping and seething. We know we deserved that award. Chibi will come in the Summer of this year! Maybe when that "Sonic Origins" collection comes out." Daxter look at the audience. All while Being cocky at what he said to Byleth in the trailer.
"This will definitely make the readers not angry." A Bag of Mail landed in front of Daxter.
"AHH! WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM!?"
"Reviews. Let's see what's inside of them." Daxter then opened them to see the reviews.
"Ah. Looks like these fellas who just happened to be the Author's mutuals made these reviews! Thank you so much for these by the way. The Author sends his regards! Now let's see and- What..."
"Uh? Dax? What's wrong?"
"These reviews! Zonic?! Saber!? Who the heck are those!? And something about discovering about the "Power" and "Origins"? What even is that "Driver" thingy this is reviewer doing! He's "Suggesting" it by the way."
"Excuse me Daxter but I've been told by the author that this is the same person who's harassing his friend to add those "Suggestions" as well." Clank told Daxter.
"Wow. Telling others to do the dirty work for him! Why are people like-" Suddenly, two people appeared in front of Daxter in a puff of smoke. "GAH! WHO IN PRECURSOR'S NAME ARE YOU?! Wait a minute... You're them people the Author's pals with? Chao... Dash and Megamind, right?"
"It's Flash and Alicia." Flash said as he was setting up the Dartboard and held a Kunai.
"Yeah. Right. I knew that. Say what's with that weird looking Knife and Dartboard you have there?"
"Well, it's come to my attention that there's been some Greek Tragedy protagonist leaving long winded reviews about FGO. So, I have Alicia here helping me understand the game better."
"Oh Pray? Do tell."
"Like this!" Flash responded as he chucks a kunai at the dart board. Alicia's looking through her Craft Essence arsenal.
"Ah yes, Gentle Affection. Increases a servant's healing effectiveness by 15% but increases to 20% when fully limit broken."
"Niiiice. Anyway Daxter, you were saying?" Daxter was confused on what Alicia said.
"Uh? What does she mean by "Servant"? Is this related to that F Go game thing?"
"Yep."
"Like a maid?" He question.
"Nope. Not like a maid.
"Then what is it? It's been so long I and Jak had a new game that-" Alicia clears her throat.
"Basically, the Servants in FGO are people in history, some of which are from a spinoff title of the Fate series of some sort."
"And some of them got hit with the Rule 63 stick. Probably because money."
"Hold up. What's Rule 63?"
"I hit you with a mallet and you're suddenly a chick." Daxter was caught off guard at that response.
"NOW HOLD ON! LET ME SEE THOSE PICTURES OF WHAT YOU MEAN?!" Flash laughed as he showed off the pictures of what he meant.
"It just means that if it exists, there's art of it in the opposite gender."
"Have I know there are gender swapped versions of me and my friends but to other people as well. Have I really been gone that long?" Daxter questions his existence and how long it's been since the release of The Lost Frontier.
"Possibly." Alicia clears her throat once again. "Now then, I'd like to address something. To the person who wrote an entire essay that you considered a 'review', please stop. I get that people write short or long reviews expressing what they loved about the chapter and thanking the author for their work. But that...you're making people lose bloody brain cells. Just. Stop. But to the people that write stuff in the reviews involving FGO, be it saying some stuff about or hell, begging a well known author to add it in and saying that one of his series is a Singularity, can literally get the eff out of here. If the author doesn't want to write something at all, that's their final say. Literally the Writers' Golden Rule (to me that is) And if you can't see to grasp that by repeating shoving the same thing down the author's throat, you gonna catch this block or you can get deleted. No questions asked. Flash? Anything you wanna say?"
"Yeahhhhh...I'mma keep it short, if the author clearly doesn't want FGO or whatever in their stories, repeatedly badgering them in the reviews isn't going to really win them over."
"Thank you. As for me, SHUT YER YAPPIN AND GET YOUR HEINY OFF THE COUCH OR BED AND DO IT YOURSELF YOU KREW WANNABE!" He grabs the camera and shakes before calming down "Thanks you two. Oh. Uh? Mind if I continue on with this showcase?"
"Oh sure, go on ahead! Don't mind us."
"Thank You! Now onto this new story that'll surely get you interested!" Daxter Snapped his fingers.
Showcasing ??????
A Planet surrounded by a shield-like machine. There were multiple landscapes that featured Robots protecting capsules and tubes. The Capules had this Blue-ish purple look to them with lights blinking yellow and red. The Wind blew as the Planet looked like if the life it once had was withering away. One robot stepped in. Seeing new ones emerge from their station. She had the eyes as the robot standing in front of her. She had a thruster made to be like a Tail. She had air vents that resembled Wolf Ears. She was similar in how bulky they both were but was more different than the robot standing in front of her. One also had air vents but this time, it was Rabbit Ears. Another did but had Cat Ears instead. One had hands resembled that of a bear. They all woke up.
"FUTURE"
"PAST"
WORKING PROJECT NAME: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 EPISODE 3
Eight Figures stood to see the Planet it was chained to.
Showcase ended
"Wooo! That's right baby! R- Er I mean, Sonic 4 is back to finish the long waited conclusion for! Just who in Gavin's name are those people? I don't really care, I'm excited to what trouble they're getting into!"
"Hey Bentley? Should we show them "That"?"
"Uh? What do you mean?"
"You know? That." Bentley knew what he meant.
"NOW JUST HOLD ON ONE DIDILY SECOND-"
"Roll it!"
Showcasing RWBY The Hedgehog 3 and Knuckles Plus Rene 2
Soundtrack Play: Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (2022) Trailer
In a unknown city. The Police were chasing after the Robber's truck.
"Quick Stretch!" The Okami Siblings begun stretching.
"A Little Snack!" They ate Chili Dogs.
"Aaaand Here we go!" They leaped off from the building before chasing the robbers.
"Guys. I know you want to make a difference like i did."
"Mind if we drive?" They defeated the Robbers as they took the wheel.
"AAAAHH!" They drove off to the left to avoid hitting a civilian.
"But you're being reckless."
"DON'T WORRY! NO ONES GONNA GET HURT!" Max said as the sewers in the city began overflow with Water.
"Pretending to be Spider-Man."
"Hey, Japan's Neighborhood Friendly Wolves, Trademark pending."
"You may be grown up but you're still all act like kids."
"WOOHOO!" They yelled while skateboarding through the Sakura Household.
"Trust me. There will be a moment where your powers will be needed." The entire Smash Roster, Phantom Thieves, Sojiro, Sae, The Atlas Military and G.U.N. saw a storm that was approaching. Garlen's laugh was heard. The same happened with Sonic, Team RWBY, JNPR and everyone else involved as the Death Egg came back. "You don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you." Sonic told Rene, May, Alex and Max. They were on a fishing trip.
"Ooooh! That gave us goosebumps!"
"Heeey... Did stole that from opera?" A pod landed to earth. Garlen puts on new military clothes.
"HE'S BAAAAAACK!" Agent Stone screamed in excitement. Garlen came out of the pod with new Robots to assist him.
"Papa's got a brand new body! HA!" He said as he announces his triumphant return. "Since I've been gone, I have discovered a new source of ultimate power!"
"...That sounds big.."
"It's been on my vision board for years."
The Third new chapter of the RWBY The Hedgehog Series
Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Team Dai Gurren, Klonoa and Kasumi came out from the Ring Portal.
"We hope we aren't too late"
"I'm sorry? Who are you?" May questioned while Ratchet was piloting Aphelion.
"The Name's Ratchet."
"Clank. Here's our friends. Captain Qwark, Simon, Kamina, Yoko, Nia, Klonoa and Kasumi.
"Okay? Now here's what we're gonna do."
"Step 1. Light Taunting" Everyone look at them in question. Qwark, though, was excited to hear what the wolves say.
"Step 2? We have no idea." Garlen began shooting Missles at them.
"Hang on!" Ratchet did a barrel roll to avoid being hit.
"WOOOAAAH!" The cling on to the plane before the missles exploded behind them.
"Well that was close. OHHOHOHOHO!" May said before fake laughing at Garlen's attempt to attack them before four missiles did hit her and and her brothers.
Coming for a Q1/Q2 2023 Release
They bounced off of outrunned death traps. Garlen stopped before one of the traps cut out his nose. "Today's forecast is a 100 percent chance of adventure!" Montages of action pieces with some humorous pieces thrown in there as well. Team RWBY were fighting against Cinder, Neo, Emerald and Mercury, Team Sonic, Qrow, Mario and Luigi riding through Grindrails of the transformed Carnival Night Zone, A French spy stabbing his knife to the table. Causing Captain Qwark, Nia and Klonoa to faint, JNPR and Nights taking down a Grimm, Crash riding Zwei through Ice Cap Zone while Spyro, Banjo and Kazooie followed and defended the orange marsupial. Garlen snapped his fingers to have his bots destroy the Okami Siblings and their new friends.
"GUYS! WATCH OUT!" Nia screamed.
"RETURN TO SENDER!" Alex kicked the missles back at Garlen's robots.
"Face it! You'll never get our powers!" The Four charged up and went towards the people wanting their powers. They stopped them.
"Does it look like we need your powers?" They slammed their weapons towards Rene, May, Alex and Max to the ground.
"Where... are my manners? Rene, May, Alex and Max. Meet Ayane, Hayate, Terra, Ventus, Aqua and Guntz!" Garlen introduced the people who attacked them. They screamed and charged towards them.
RWBY the Hedgehog 3 and Knuckes Plus Rene 2
Soundtrack Ended
Showcase Ended
"OH YEAH BABY! WE PLAYSTATION FOLKS ARE COMING RWBY THE HEDGEHOG! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! LET'S GOOOOOO!" Daxter switches the music from the Jukebox.
Soundtrack Play: Jaxson Gamble - Let's Go
Daxter pressed a button that releases the Confetti and the disco ball. He began dancing.
"You know that's reserved for-"
"Bentley. Let us have this." Jak said while his friend celebrated. The Direct has ended.
So... It's been a... while I've done this. I know haven't finished writing RWBY The Hedgehog 2. In fact, I was supposed to get the first chapter done by last week but I had delay the story due to time constraints and to polish some of the issues it had. Don't worry though. I'll get the first chapter finished by tomorrow. RWBY 2sdays seems fine right? I wanna give special shout outs to both Flash and Alicia. Thank you guys so much for that small PSA segment we had. Please be respectful to anyone who's writing these stories. We're not machines. We have other stuff to do and we don't want to cause any uproars with any community we're not familiar with and how we could easily butcher these characters without even knowing the personalities and stories of said characters. Another Thanks to DragonKnight SR for giving some tips about the robots for Sonic 4 Episode 3 (Working title for the sake of keeping the story's actual name a secret.) This is Qwark and i hope you have good day today.