Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY

Background: So, this world is a bit different from canon. Basically, it's like Prisma Illya and God of Highschool, in which people can contract mythological beings and figures or just powerful beings to make a pact with them and borrow their power or something like that. Once you reach the age of five, kids go through an awakening ceremony of sorts, which basically calls a spirit to them to make a pact with. You're then given a card to "install" to help you and shit.

It was a normal and beautiful day in Vale.

The birds are singing, a soft and sweet melody chirping among the trees. The flowers are blooming, their petals swaying lightly with the wind breezing against them.

The kids were frolicking about, chasing each other at the playgrounds. Laughing, crying, and everything in-between. The parents were conversing with each other while watching their kids play with amusement in their eyes.

People were walking about in the streets. Some were bartering to sellers about the price of their food. Teenagers were loitering around the fountain with their scrolls out and yelling something about exploding people.

It was a normal day.

Even more so at Beacon.

The outside was filled with students walking about. Groups and teams were hanging outside. Inside the cafeteria, most of the tables were occupied. The smell of the food being cooked traveled throughout the large room. In the library, books were taken and brought back and forth from the shelves by students looking to further their education or students cramming for an exam.

The teachers were off doing their own thing. Glynda was organizing the schedules of the students for the next semester, Oobleck was off exploring archaeological sites for another paper, Port was capturing another monster to show off to his next class. As for Peach and the other teachers, they were doing… something.

It truly was a normal day. In fact, it was so normal you could even call it—

"Boring!" Yang groaned as she dropped her head on the table. Ruby was shocked away from the noise and looked around, blinking rapidly.

"Huh? Huh? It's uh…It's six!" she exclaimed. Weiss rolled her eyes at the redhead.

"Ruby, we're on geography now. Math was an hour ago. Also, we were on geometry, not arithmetic," she explained.

"Metic, schmetic," Ruby grumbled at the lecture and crossed her arms. It wasn't her fault that studying is so boring, they should make it more fun!

Weiss rolled her eyes, again. "How you managed to make your weapon when you can't even solve simple problems is beyond me,"

Ruby took offense to that. "Hey! Crescent Rose is cool! And making her was fun!"

"Ugh! I can't do this anymore! Blake, let's go outside!" Yang suddenly shot up from her seat and grabbed Blake by the arm, leading her outside the library and away from the team study session.

"Not fair! Wait for me!" Ruby followed suit. She could not handle reviewing her studies alone with Weiss!

"Wha—Hey, girls! We're not done yet!" Weiss yelled after them but they were long gone. She clicked her tongue and put the books back in their respective shelves before going after them.

"The things I do for this team," she muttered to herself. But she knew she wouldn't have it any other way.

…

"This is so good~" Ruby hummed in satisfaction as she ate her food. It was a cold cookies and cream milk tea with a chocolate ice cream scoop on top of it with chocolate sticks and sprinkles on top.

"I know, right? I told you a break would be good," Yang agreed eagerly. In her hand was a banana sundae.

Blake just nodded, too busy eating a tuna fish sandwich.

"I can't deny that a break does make things easier for us," Weiss nodded slowly and then frowned, looking away from her sweet, sweet-tart. "But after this, we are going back to the library, and I will not take no for an answer, am I understood?"

The three nodded airily. They would not dare contest against her when she's like this.

The Schnee heiress grew a tick mark. "I said…" she then approached the rest of the team, menacingly. "Am. I. Understood?"

"Yes Ma'am!" they all saluted.

"Good," she smirked, satisfied. "Now, we're going to review geography for a few minutes and then we'll go to our new topic—" she started but was interrupted when the building a few blocks away from them exploded.

"What was that?" Ruby immediately went on alert with the rest of the team following suit.

She got her answer when another building crumbled down, the debris and smoke flying out everywhere and out of the smokes came out a rampaging one-eyed giant swinging around a tree.

"It's a cyclops," Blake called out amongst the screams of the panicking crowd.

"Yep, eye can see that, get it?" the Xiao-Long grinned in delight of her team grousing about her pun game.

"Alright, team RWBY, go!" Ruby dashed to the scene with the rest of her team following her.

The monster was walking to a nearby store, preparing to smash it when it felt an impact on its cheek, and the next thing it knew was that it was spinning and that its cheek hurt.

"Didn't see me there, did ya?" Yang called from above. She looked different. Instead of the standard beacon school uniform, she was wearing a long skirt with faulds and cotton surrounding it. On her top is a large cloth covering only her chest. On her right hand was a giant weapon, looking like a combination of an ax-sword made of stone.

She then went to jump at the cyclops and fought with it. First blood went to Yang when she struck the belly of the beast as it recoiled from the impact. The monster, staggering slightly, did not see the next few attacks that hit. With each hit the monster became more and more enraged, until finally…

The cyclops roared in rage as it charged at Yang, but was almost knocked down by a bullet. It howled in pain as it reared its head to look around but found nothing, annoying it even further as it kept getting hit.

It then dropped on its face when a cannonball hit it from the back.

"Hmmm, Crescent Rose isn't enough for this, huh?" Ruby hummed from afar. She was on the rooftops, having a vantage point to aim at the one-eyed giant.

"Looks like it's time to use it. Install, Archer!" She took out a golden card with an archer engraved into it. The card glowed as she was surrounded by circle of lights. As it faded out, she was wearing a Telogreika and on top of her head was an Ushanka.

"Alright then," Ruby then stretched out her arm and a glowing stick appeared. As the light dispersed, out came a five-shot, bolt-action, internal magazine–fed military rifle.

"Shoot to kill, Mosin Nagant!" She then aimed the gun – multiple magic circles surrounding it – at the cyclops and pulled the trigger.

BANG!

A loud crackling sound came from the rooftops and a glowing projectile shot out through the air, right into the monster's eye just as it got up. The cyclops cried out in pain as its source of sight was obliterated.

"Oof, that's not an eye-deal situation," Yang faux-flinched in pain.

"Will you stop for a moment?" Yang turned to see Weiss. She was a single-breasted blue woollen coat with a red collar, red cuffs with white flaps, gold oak-leaf embroidery on the collar, cuffs, pockets and front and rear openings, and a red-and-white sash with gold trim.

"Calm yourself, short one," the blonde rebutted as if she was a martial artist, which she is, mentoring her young pupil.

Weiss growled. "I'll have you know that Napoleon was of average height! He is NOT short!"

"So, you're saying that," Yang suddenly appeared next to Weiss. "You're the short one?"

"Ugh!" the heiress snarled in frustration which just incited Yang to tease her more.

"No growth hormones?" She went up-close with Weiss' face, tilting her head and looking at the heiress with a raised eyebrow.

"GAH! Listen here you little—" Weiss started but was interrupted.

"You mean you're the little one," Yang replied smugly, which only served to frustrate the heiress even more.

The two were about to have another conversation (read: argument) but was cut off by Blake.

"Can we end this now? I need to buy another sandwich," the faunus said dryly. Her outfit consists of a dark green crop top short with an open biker jacket, weathered tan color shorts, fingerless yellow gloves, and a utility belt carrying a machete, throwing darts, firearms, survival knife, and many other equipments. On the bottom half of her face was a mask with many holes in it.

"Hah, fine," Yang rolled her eyes and stretched a bit. "Let's see, among the twelve, I shall pick… yeah, that's the one," she smiled in anticipation and got ready.

She went onto a stance as her eyes turned red, magic power coursing through her. "Charge on, Erymanthian Boar!" her weapon turned into a boar spear as she jumped straight into the flaying cyclops.

"Let the killing begin, Friday the 13th," Blake chanted as black magic coursed through her team, strengthening them and granting them the concept of death.

"Get blown to smithereens, Arc de Triomphe de l'Étoile!" Weiss manifested a giant cannon and fired it right as Yang finished her move.

The cyclops gave out its final cry before perishing and meeting death.

"Good job, team!" Ruby cheered as she ran back to meet with her teammates.

"Another day, another monster," her sister nodded.

Weiss agreed. "True, it would not have been another day without a monster attacking us and Yang with her stupid puns,"

"Hey! Puns are how eye roll," she rolled her eyes for emphasis.

In response to that, Ruby and Weiss ran away. "Wait, where are you guys going?" She tried to call but alas, they were gone.

"Ah, well, at least I still have you, right Blake?" she said and looked next to her but could not find anyone. "Blake?" Blake was long gone, off to find a shop and buy another tuna fish sandwich.

"Blake~~?"

But Yang Xiao-Long did not know that. And so, the day ended with Ruby and Weiss running back to the school, only to find out that she's alone with Weiss and now has to review her studies with Weiss, the horror! With Blake trying to find another tuna fish sandwich to eat, and for Yang to keep searching for her partner before she went home.

It truly was a normal day in Vale.

A/N: Inconsistent chapter updates let's goooo

Characters and their contracted.

Ruby: Vasily Zaytsev

Weiss: Napoleon Bonaparte

Yang: Heracles

Blake: Jason Voorhees