You say "Oh I'm... Uh, Han Quill"

"Han who?" Euphimia asks, apparently she's more clueless than you thought.

You say "Han Quill"

"Han... Quill?" Euphimia asks, her adorable little face looking confused.

You say "yes"

"Han Quill... He's a great warrior from a far away land" Cornelia says.

Euphimia looks at you again, seemingly still confused.

You say "Your sister and I were um, practicing are Our special Wresting moves, but you can't tell anyone what you saw Euphimia, because if the Other team knows about our moves then we'll lose..."

"Oh!" Euphimia says with a smile, before looking at her sister again. "Well I better get off, good night Cornelia, I'll see you in the morning. See you in the morning Han." She says, before walking off.

"See you in the morning, Euphimia." You reply, waiting until she's out of ear range before speaking again.

You say "Hasn't she heard of knocking?"

"She has, but you know how those little girls are" Cornelia responds, a smile in her voice.

You sigh, then begin kissing her neck and shoulders as you thrust inside her. She wraps her arms around your back and puts one hand on your chest.

You say "So I supose I'll need a job to do tomorrow...I supose you could make up some fake noble title for me like Star-Lord or something, and I could enter politics... As I imagine the politics in the Empire is only for the nobility..."

"Yeah, that sounds like a plan. I'll see you in the morning." She says.

You smile and hold her for a little while longer, then eventually fall asleep.

You wake up, at first thinking it was a dream, soon you look at your surrondings and realize it wasn't a dream... you smile, and then Lord Guilford walks in to wake Cornelia up... He looks around Cornelia's room, and sees your naked body getting out of her bed...He's freaking out beacuse he has no Idea who you are...

"What the hell are you doing in here? Who are you?" He asks.

You say "Does nobody in the Holy Britannian Empire knock on doors?"

Lord Guilford winces a little before saying "Why were you naked in Princess Cornelia's Bed?"

At this point Princess Cornelia wakes up, looks at you and smiles, "Morning Han, Morning Guilford"

After saying that last part she looks to Lord Guilford in suprise, followed by embarasment, as she realizes she's still naked too...

Lord Guilford's Eyes dart to her naked body a few times before looking at you again, he almost looks bothered but then quickly stops himself.

You say "Can you wait until I get dressed before you start shouting..."

He looks a little tempted, but decides he probably shouldn't hold out that long before giving in. "I suppose I can wait a few minutes, though I still don't know who you are...

You quickly get dressed, while internally wondering if you should tell Guilford who you really are?

You walk over to the bed and get dressed as quickly as you can before turning to Guilford and responding.

You say "Okay, But Guilford, you need to promiss me you won't tell anyone else about this..."

Guilford nods his head, though it seems to be half-assed.

"I promise, But who are you? Why are you here?"

You say "As far anyone here knows I'm Han Quill, from North Carolinia.. But The North Carolina I'm from is in another world.."

Guilford's Eyes widen, and he quickly looks around as if someone else is in the room with him. "Are you sure? How can this be?"

You say "I was just going to get a pizza yesterday, and I somehow ended up wandering around the palace... Where I was then dragged to a Cell and interogated...Then I...um... with Princess Cornelia and We...um..."

This response causes Guilford to blush a little. "Ah...yes...well then I'm glad you've found your way back...Wait, you're from another world? Does that mean you're a god?"

You say "No... I'm just a College Student..."

"Oh, well that's good then..." He responds, looking a little disappointed.

"But you need to go back home, or do you plan on staying here?

You glance at the Bathroom where Cornelia is getting dressed in, before replying "I think I'll stay, I plan to enter politics...Although I suspect that here only the Nobility can become Senators...So Cornelia's going to get me a fake title...I'm thinking Star-Lord..."

"Ah, I see, very good choice!" He smiles, his mood suddenly changing. "Well I guess I should get you settled in then."

"You didn't tell me your name." You point out.

"Oh, yes, my apologies. I'm Lord Guilford."

You just now remember you left your laptop in your Cell in the interogation room...

Lord Guilford gets up and walks to the other room, before returning with your laptop. You politely nod your head, and say "Thank you" before Lord Guilford Shows you around the Palace. Halfway through the Tour, Princess Cornelia leaves to go do something, leaving you with Lord Guilford.

Lord Guilford asks you "So tell me, how is your world different to ours"

You look at him and notice a small pair of glasses on his nose. You almost start laughing, as you realize he is in fact a nerd.

You say "Well I don't know everything about the history of this world, but two things I know for sure that are different are that In my world The United States won their independence...and there isn't a Holy Britannian empire"

Lord Guilford starts laughing. "The United States won their independence? Yes, yes that was a good one. But what do you mean there isn't a Holy Britannian Empire?"

You say "I'm serious, In my world Benjamin Franklin wasn't a Loyalist, he was a Patriot..."

Lord Guilford just starts laughing louder. "Benjamin Franklin was a patriot? Interesting...Then what did he do during the war?"

You think for a second before replying.

You say "He convinced the French to aid the Americans...And the American victory at Sarratoga also helped convince the French to support the Revolution... and also because France wanted to stick it to the British... "

This time Lord Guilford can't hold back his laughter.

You say "Anyway after the Americans won their independence, The French were super-broke, and the people went and killed their king... Which lead to the Rise of Napoleon Boneparte..."

This last part causes Lord Guilford to stop laughing, and look at you confused.

"What? he says, The what?"

"Napoleon Bonaparte..."

"Tell me, in your world who won at Trafalagar?"

You just stare at Lord Guilford in shock. "How did you...?"

"Just tell me!"

"Well... The British navy won...Forever ruining Napoleon's ambitions to invade Britain..."

At this Lord Guilford smiles warmly and says "Of course, No French invasion of the isles, No humiliation at Edinburogh..No Holy Britannian Empire"

He smiles again and then says "Come, I'll take you to your room, I'm sure you're exhausted."

You nod your head and follow Lord Guilford.