Truly Lousy Limericks 3

Garak

There's a Cardassian tailor on station

Who aroused quite a remarkable sensation:

A line of clothing so sheer

For his dear Doctor Bashir

Come on, use your own imagination!

Quark versus Brunt

To hide all his financial assets from Brunt,

Quark decided on a very devious stunt.

With the help of his brother

He transferred them to Mother

Now Liquidator Brunt's threats have gone quite blunt.

The Doctor

Doctor Bashir stationed on Deep Space 9

Is a CMO who does very fine

He talks his patients to sleep

A sleep so very deep

Anesthetics are just a waste of time.