"What?"

"Does this Universe have Twinkies?" You say.

"Yeah, why?" asks your wife Cornelia...

You say "There was an old story back in my world... about how Galactus loved Twinkies... Assuming This Galactus is like the galactus from my world's fiction... He'll love the taste of Twinkies..."

(A/N: I'm not making this shit up, that comic actually exists: it's Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 #137)

Cornelia says "Han, I love you... but that is without a doubt the Dumbest plan I've ever heard..."

"Yeah, but it's all we've got" you reply.

"Fine..." sighs Cornelia.

You say "I'm gonna Need to go to Space... It's gotta be me... I'm the only one who can offer him the Twinkie..."

Soon the time has come for you to try and bribe Galactus off with a Twinkie... You're about to go into space when you turn to Cornelia... Talking to your wife for what might be the last time

You say "Li-No, If this could be goodbye I should give you the decency of your Full name... Empress Cornelia Li Britannia... I've been honored to be your Husband...You're why I never wanted to go back to my Universe... I love you 3000"

She Smiles and Kisses you.. "I know, Han Quill...I know"

Soon You are alone... And then you see a Huge Head Approaching Planet earth... You pull out a Megaphone and call out to Galactus

You say "Yoohoo... Over Here... Galactus... I wanna Talk to you"

He chuckles in amusement "Pah have you come to beg..."

You say "No...just here to tell you, that Cafe De Planet is Closed right now...Sorry Earth isn't on the menu...But have something for you that tastes even better than a Planet..."

You Hold up the Twinkie and offer it to him... "This Is a Twinkie... They're Really good..."

Galactus Scoffs at you but reluctantly takes the Twinkie... after having eating it he smiles at you and says "My Herald...Come to me.." and Lelouch comes forth to Galactus... and Lelouch is Scowling at you... Galactus calls to Lelouch "My Herald, I have a New task for you .. Bring me Twinkies..."

Lelouch gets even more pissed... "Are You Kidding me...You want me to go get you Fucking Twinkies now..." Lelouch activates his Command Geass in rage and Orders Galactus "CONSUME THE EARTH YOU DULL CREATURE, STARTING WITH THAT IDI-"

Suddenly A Portal of Blazing Crimson opens up... Lelouch is entangled by Crimson Ropes made of energy making him unable to finish his order... and a Blonde girl with closed eyes steps out... "Big Brother... End This madness now..." Nunalle demands to Lelouch. She is Dressed in the Blue Robes of a Master of The Mystic Arts, A red Cloak fluttering behind her.

At this point Galactus has decided that Earth isn't worth messing with... and Lelouch is forced to look for twinkies for Galactus for all eternety... You return to earth with no idea what just happened. Cornelia is so happy that Earth is Safe...

(A/N Goddamn it I forgot there was another lemon scene)

You readers know what that means... Another Role Reversal Role Play ;) )

Princess Cornelia (your wife) changes into a Maid outfit as You pretend to be a Cruel Prince, and she is your scared and helpless maid.

You say "You stupid Dumb bitch... This is the fifth time you burned my food!"

you push her onto the bed and Begin Fondling her big tits. She pretends to beg for you to stop

You begin tearing away at her Maid uniform.. Ripping it to expose her ample Cleavage. "Master, please No..." she pretends to sob.

You begin to spank her Perfect ass as you continue the role play

"Please stop... I'm sorry I burned your meal. From now on I will make sure your food is not burnt." She begs.

You say "The Only reason I haven't fired your dumb ass is because of these Funbags... I'm The Prince... I own your Slutty ass... "

you give her a smack with your hand that makes her yelp. "Now say you're mine... Say it!" You demand...

"I'm yours... I'm your filthy whore... Say you're going to fuck me tonight..." she says as she pretends to cry.

You say "Beg for it you useless fuckslut, Beg for your Master to use you like the slutty whore you are"

She pretends to Beg... "Please use me... Spank me, slap me, hurt me, fuck my ass, do whatever you want... I want to be used by you...M-master"

You grope and Fondle her big breasts as she strokes and sucks on your member... pretending to look up at you dejectedly (You know her well enough to know she's actually enjoying it...)

(A/N She might be, but I'm not, I'm feeling embarrassed by posting it... Thankfully I decided to not have those scenes in the sequel...)

Soon you and her go back to who you really are... You and your Wife Empress Cornelia Li Britannia both fall to sleep with both Exaustion and Euphoria...

You have a truly wonderful, Fantastic, Blissful and Happy Night...

The next day... You and Cornelia go down to wake up Alexander (your and Cornelia's son) and Join Suzaku and Euphemia (Cornelia's Sister) for breakfast... Suzaku and Euphimia want answers about what you meant when you mentioned being from 'another world' before you went off to bribe Galactus with a Twinkie...

You say "There has been much speculation of late, regarding my origins... But the Truth is... I... am from another world... A parallel world"

Cornelia already knows about this... but Suzaku and Euphiemia have no idea what you're talking about...

"What do you mean another world?"Euphemia asks.

You say "I myself have no idea on the specifics of whether or not this implies a multiverse... But put simply I was born in a world where there wasn't a Holy Britannian Empire, and where the 'Washington Rebellion' succeded... One day when I went to get a pizza I found myself here... "

You hug your wife (Empress Cornelia li Britannia) gently as you both recall what seemed like an eternity ago... when you first met each other... and fell in love.

"I'm glad you're here..." Cornelia says.

"Yeah... Now we can finally live happily together without any worries." You reply, holding your wife close to you.

All was Well...or so it seemed..

Post Credit Scene:

We see an over head shot of a castle in Eastern Europe... then we cut to a man in a green cloak... speaking...he muses, "Britannia has courted death and won...But they have not yet known True despair"

He turns around... Allowing us to see the Metal Mask that covers his face but leaving a purple eye visable... as he finishes his musing by saying... "They have not yet known DOOM..." Doctor Doom gives a laugh...

Han Quill and Friends will return...

The End...