Diglett woke up, feeling groggy and sick. he looked around the bed room, but couldnt' see flower anywhere! In her place, slept a couple of other digletts.

"OH HEcK NAH!!!!!!1!1!" digllet whispered, suchas to not wake them. But then he remembered the night before and seeing Flower run out the door, crying, and rembered their names: the Dugduo.

Diglett did feel bad about yelling at Flower; (after all, he did love her, he wasn't some heartless monster… POCKET MONSTER). He'd lashed out was be cause he had been stressed about whether or not he was worthy to marry or even date flower flower and become part of the rich n famous Flower family Clan. Flower was strongnand used to having those expectations put on her, Digltte though. Im was just an outsider looking in and now everyone knows about our marriage and everything sucks!!

All of a sudden, Diglett slowly crept out of bed; He needed a breather and wouldn't be abel to get 1 with those two other digletts around, serving as a constant reminder of his mitsakes. But then! The two of them began stirring and waking up.

''How's it going, babe?" one of them said with a small, tired grin. "Did you get enough sleep?

His smile droped when Diglett looked at him aand said nothing, turning away towards the hotel-room door.

"I'm going to find Flower." Diglett reached for the doorknob and fumbled with it for. A couple seconds, witch was enough time for the of the dugduo to say "Oh, her."

"what dou yo mean, 'oh her'?!?" He stepped away from the door. Diglett wasn't always to perceptive, but he sensed the hoslity in his voice.

"Well I guess I shouldve expected you to go running back to the rich girl once we were done. Well I wish you the best of luck getting her back. That is if she will even want to date you after what happened, you beady-eyed baby-faced bimbo."

Surprisingly insulted by those grade 2 level insults, Diglett disappeared into his hole and left the room. As he did he heard the digdug call out to him "I'm glad you had a good sleep last night you lame-oid!"

Diglett resurfaced on top of a table in what looked like a busy restauant. Much like a black whole (or rifts in Fortnite), diglett's tunnel would move him to a random place. He had no choice but to go where they took him :(, but it was kinda fun seeing where theyd' take him :). "Oh well!" Diglett said.

Looking down, Piglett looked up and saw, for the first time, a man was actually sitting at the tabel he came out of!!!! Diglett blusshed awkawrdly and took a bite out of the hamburger he was eating. The man paused, chews with crumbles in his black beard, and tooking a sip from the paper straw.

The man wore a black fur coat, had a black hair and beard, and some sickk!!! armour under his coat. He slowly reached at his belt for his sword.

"A wight!!!!" He screeched and swung his sword at Diglett but Diglett dodged the sword and the sword broke the table with a big crash and WHOOSH of the sword. "AHHHHH" Diglett yelled as he fell into the floor. "WHAT THE HECK IS A WIGHT!!!?!?" Diglett questioned calmly after getting up.

"It's kinda like a zombie but from the North,'' the man said, raging

"Oh. Neat." Diglett says and stands awkwardly as the man picked up and fixed the table. "How did you get an cold weird zombie mixed up with me?"

"Idk, you both come from the ground?"

"There ARE animals that live in the ground you know?!?"

"I think you're lying." He said and Diglett just smh his head.

The guy galnced at Eaglett and asked "d'ywanna breakfast together? I'd having breaking fast with my Queen, but I've lost her recently

""I lost my girlfriend to" Diglett sayed but he was actually thinking "oh no, he's a weird simp!!!"

"So wat is your name, weird creature?"

"I'm Diglett. Who're' you mister?"

"I'm Jon Snow. What happpened to your girlfriend."

"The regular stuff. I accidentallly cheated on her with a couple guys that looked like me… and she ran away."

John Snow grimanced. "That'S rough buddy, but I think it could be talked out with her."

"Really? Cause I thought that was a little bit more rough than that.''

''Its definately a little more than a little more than a bit, rough but from experience I've always been able to fix problems with my Queen."

"How?" Diglett said. He really wanted to know how.

"You just gotta tell her you love her!"

"Ooh! Tell me more about this Disney-like cure to all romantic issues that doesn't always work because people are more complicated than a cardboard cutout!" Diglett and Jon Snow looked at the camera together, eyebrows raised.

So Diglett and President Snow ate breakfast together and talked about theree issues. As it turned out, Jon was a leader of a wall (witch Digeltt thought kinda strange but said nothing of it) and had a Queen with some dragons or something, I don't remember because my mom said I wasn't allowed to watch the show. He joined a gang becuase his girl went missing and thought it was the best way to find her or something (character backstories are hard).

By the time they finishes eating, it was around noonish. "So we'll do this again sometime, yeah?" Jon said, giving Diglett his phone. "Heck ya bro" dugeltt exclamed.

But as they were WALKING AWAY, Digletts day was ruined because then the two of them noticed a crowd with a DEAD WOMAN PIG!!!! in the middle of the road.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff-" Jon started to say.

WILL JON SNOW EVER FINISH THAT WORD??!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DIGLETT X FLOWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!