Truly Lousy Limericks 1
These are limericks about various canon characters to whom I address my most sincere apologies
Unwise Choice
There was a female Founder named Founder
Who really made the Federation flounder.
But those Cardassian snakes
Really made her head ache.
Now she's wishing her choice of Allies had been sounder.
Rumors
A young doctor on the Station just recently
Made contact with Garak quite innocently.
The rumors that sprouted
By no one were doubted,
And Dax stirred up gossip quite decently.
Weyoun
The Founders' problem with Vorta Weyoun
Was that he often chose the wrong tune
If only he'd kept silent
not been so quick to comment,
His clones wouldn't have been used up so soon.