July 8th 2014

In a neighborhood, there was a kid with stand up hair running from a big muscular teenager with a chainsaw

The kid running was yelling at inanimate objects for help. And if you've watched the movie, you could probably guess that the kid running is Paranorman. And the kid chasing him is Mitch!

Mitch says as he's chasing Paranorman, "You're about to look like a bigger freak than you already do! And running is not going to save you! I can run forever because I'm big! And you, well YOU are just a scrawny little freak who will need to catch their breath eventually, and I'll be right behind you when you do!"

Paranorman continued screaming for help, and he really was running out of breath and was worried he wasn't going to make it, When he saw something in the distance

It was a red house with a tree growing out of it. In the tree, it was labeled "KND" and had numbers 1-5 on it.

This was Paranorman's gateway to safety! He ran to the house, climbed on the low hanging roof of the garage of the house, climbed up the rest of the roof, and got on a spiraling path up the tree.

While all this was happening, a kid who was dressed as an operative was peeking out the the 2 number with binoculars and saw the events of what was happening

When he noticed Paranorman and Mitch running up the path, he screamed "Oh my gosh! Intruders incoming! Everyone get to your stations!"

The other operatives hid in their respective numbers. Eventually the path up the treehouse was too small for Paranorman, so he started to crawl through. But Mitch couldn't fit in the ramp gap. He was too big.

Paranorman turned around and saw him struggling. He gloated "So how are you going to catch me now?"

Mitch yelled "Very soon! When those kids throw you out of there, you'll be on the ground ready to take a good saw!" He activates the chainsaw as he said the word "saw"

Paranorman gulps, then walks up the rest of the path. When he finally reached the treehouse, an operative with shades was standing at the door.

The operative says, "Who are you? Why are you trespassing in OUR treehouse?" and why did Numbuh 2 tell me there's a guy with a chainsaw? Are you planning to take us down?

Paranorman responds, "I was actually running away from the guy with the chainsaw. You see, I accidentally set off his smoke detector on the floor by tripping over it, and that made him so mad he's been chasing me trying to kill me over it! His name is Mitch and he's always hated me because I talk to inanimate objects. And I guess this was what made him officially want to get rid of me for good."

The operative laughs and says "Ha ha ha, why didn't you say so? Don't worry kid. We'll shield you from that guy! And he can't fit up here because the treehouse is specifically designed to keep adults out!

The rest of the operatives come out

The operative talking to Paranomran says, "I think it's time to introduce ourselves! We are the operatives! As you probably saw on our treehouse, we here go by numbers. And I am operative Numbuh 1. The rest of these guys are Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5! Numbuhs 2-5 do their KND poses to show Paranorman what Numbuh they are. Numbuh 1 says, "And who are you?"

Paranorman says his name. Norman

Numbuh 2 speaks up. "Well it's great to have you hear Norman!" He slaps Paranorman on the back.

Numbuh 3 says, "Yeah! And if you want to talk to someone, you can talk to my Rainbow Monkeys with me!

Numbuh 5 stares at Numbuh 3 and says, "Why are you so obsessed with Rainbow Monkeys? Those things drive you crazy around here and we won't let you do that here in front of our guest!"

Numbuh 4 being the simp for Numbuh 3 that he is, defends her and tells Numbuh 5, "Oh but aren't you obsessed with your tuxedos? Why are you starting an argument over the girl bringing up her Monkey's one time?

Numbuh 5 rolls her eyes and says, "We all know it's going to be more than one time! Considering she believes they are all real."

Numbuh 3 gets defensive and yells at Numbuh 5 saying DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF MY FRIENDLY RAINBOW MONKEYS AGAIN! GAAAAH!

Numbuh 1 steps in and breaks up the fight by saying "Enough of this petty arguing! We've got to do something to make sure Norman can get out of here alive!

Suddenly the whole tree house was shaking. All six people thought it was an earthquack.

But Numbuh 2 looks out his post and sees Mitch shaking the tree. Numbuh 2 calls out to him and yells "Hey! Stop shaking down our fort!"

Mitch responds "If you don't want me to take down your whole treehouse, you better toss out the freak right now!"

Mitch was then hit with a rainbow monkey without expecting it, and he fell off part of the roof. He was sitting at the lower end of the roof and said, You're going to have to come down eventually! And when you do, I'll be here!"

Paranorman said, "Oh no! I don't want to be stuck here for hours! My mom's going to eventually get worried!"

Mitch climbed off the roof and grabbed a lawn chair, and a radio and set it on the roof. He then got in the lawn chair and plugged in the radio to an outlet in the roof, cranked the volume really high, and blasted George Ezra music. This makes Paranorman cover his ears.

Meanwhile in the Sky, a 16 year old in a green wizard suit, is flying through the Sky. From the form he was flying and now falling in, it appears like this person was just shot from a cannon. And this wizard was freaking out.

And he got towards the KND house and was about to land, he took off his hat and said, "Wizard oh Wizard is going hatless, create me a big old mattress!" Suddenly this wizard, who is definitely known to be Leonard at this point, was heading right to the KND house roof. Mitch looks up and sees him but only has enough time to get out of his seat, where he is then knocked into and falls off the roof into the front yard with his face buried in the grass. Leonard landed on top of him.

Leonard Amazed Mitch was such a soft landing and thought that was caused by his spell. He said, "Hey! It worked!"

Mitch groaned

The five operatives and Paranorman came out of the treehouse to congratulate Leonard for saving them.

Paranorman said "Hey wizard guy! You saved me!"

Leonard said, "I did? Awesome! I didn't know I didn't know I casted a spell for that!"

Numbuh 5 was standing there, hands on her hips. She said "You didn't cast any spell! You just landed on Mitch! Do you think you're a real wizard or something?"

Leonard said "Of course I'm a wizard! I just spawned that mattress to land!"

Numbuh 3 chimed in and said, "Nah, you just knocked that Mitch guy off the roof, but it was so awesome!"

Numbuh 4 said, "Yeah dude, that Mitch dude was going to cut us into pieces! But you saved that from happening!"

Leonard thought critically and realized what the operatives said made sense. He took his wand out and sadly asked, "So I'm not a real wizard?"

Numbuh 2 replied, "No! But you are a hero!"

Leonard had mixed emotions. On one hand, he was happy that he saved some people's day. But on the other hand, his heart was shattered finding out he didn't have actual wizard powers.

Numbuh 1 could tell he looked sad. He told Leonard "Tell you what, since you saved us, we have stuff in our treehouse that can actually make your wand work."

Leonard was excited by that idea. He said, "Marvelous! I'll be right up in that case!"

He climbed up the roof and into the operative's tree house. While Numbuh 1 was working on Leonard's wand, Paranorman checked his phone and noticed it was almost dinner time. He told the operatives he needed to get going, and deeply thanked them for sheltering him from Mitch. They all acknowledged his thanks, and after he thanked Leonard, he went home.

Numbuh 1 said, "You know, he could have just waited here until I was done working on this wand, then I could have had the Leonard guy teleport him home."

An hour later, Numbuh 1 was done with the wand and gave it to Leonard.

Leonard was excited and wanted to test it out. So the operatives and him got on the roof and looked for objects to test it out on. First he was going to try to make a tree disappear. He pointed his wand at the tree in the front yard and said, "Alaca spee alaca spear, make this tree disappear!" This time, some sparks actually came out of the wand and when they reached the tree, it dissolved!

Leonard jumped in excitement!

Numbuh 2 was pretty amazing as well. He asked Leonard if he could do another magic trick. Leonard said, "Well I kind of feel bad for leaving the Mitch mattress there, I'm going to teleport him to a hospital. He pointed the wand at Mitch and said, "No matter if this guy's big or if he's little. Get this man to a hospital!"

The magic went off the wand and touched Mitch. And he teleported to the hospital.

Numbuh 3 clapped, Numbuh 4 starred in amazement, and Numbuh 5 was still feeling prejudice towards Leonard because she found him weird.

The six go back into the treehouse and Leonard tells Numbuh 1 that he couldn't wait to go on Total Drama again since he had actual working wizard powers now.

Numbuh 1 told him he was actually considering joining the next Season too and Numbuh 2 was coming with, but the other operatives were undecided as of now. He also told Leonard he hadn't seen the episode where he got booted yet, but he'll check it out tonight.

Leonard said he wanted to do one more magic trick. He wanted to clone himself. Numbuh 1 allowed it. Leonard said, I don't wanna blouse myself, but let me shall I clone thyself! The magic from the wand hits the floor and out comes a second Leonard. But this Leornard had no memory of anything since being blasted from the cannon. The Leonard clone said, "Hey, it's another me! Did that cannon shot kill me and this is the afterlife? He then took out his non-working wand and said, maybe that time on the island didn't work and I didn't do it right. Let me try again with reversing time. "Magic boots and armpit smell. Bring forth a time reversal spell!"

But nothing happened. He started saying all sorts of things to try to get back on the island.

The real Leonard decided he needed to do something fast. He remembered his friend Tammy from Wizard School. And he used his power to teleport her there.

He ducked out of the way and Tammy when there, after she got done being confused wondering how she got there, saw clone Leonard.

Tammy said, Leonard is that you?

Clone Leonard looked up and screamed, TAMMY!

He ran up to her wrapped her in a hug

Tammy said, "Did Wizard School actually work, and did you decide to teleport me?"

Clone Leonard said, I guess I did. Let's get out of this place and let's go to my town. I have a lot of catching up to do with you!

Real Leonard kind of wanted to talk to his old Wizard School partner Tammy again, but he decided it was more fun being an actual Wizard. And clone Leonard could keep her company for now. Clone Leonard and Tammy would then a year later compete on The Ridonculous Race which the real Leonard decided to sit out.

After that was all done, Leonard thanked Numbuh 1 for giving him the working wand and said goodbye to the other operatives. Then he teleported himself back home.

Numbuh 4 was standing kind of dumbfounded

Numbuh 3 then turned to him and said, so back there, when you told off Numbuh 5 about those Rainbow Monkeys, you just admitted that you DO like Rainbow Monkeys! She then wrapped Numbuh 4 into a hug

Numbuh 4 embraced Numbuh 3's hug and even hugged back for a few seconds, but after she was done, he jerked back and screamed "NO! I HATE RAINBOW MONKEYS! THEY ARE SO STUPID!" He then walked off to his Number spot in the treehouse

Numbuh 3 said to herself, "He can deny it all he wants, but I just know he loves them"

Numbuh 5 says, "No, he doesn't! And your monkeys, I reiterate again, are not real!"

Before Numbuh 3 could get enraged again, Numbuh 1 said, "Well it's been a long day, we better go home for the night." He pushes Numbuh 3 towards the treehouse exit. Numbuh 5 leaves a few minutes later. Numbuh 2 was long gone. He left after Leonard teleported. And Numbuh 4 a little while after realizing the other operatives were gone.

And that concludes Chapter 2 of my story. This one had a three way crossover and I enjoyed writing this one even more than the first one. This time, when Leonard saw the flier for the new Total Drama Season, he was sticking by joining this time. He was really excited to show off his real wizard powers to the other contestants.

Stay tuned for Chapter 3, where we will see what happened to Rodney after he got eliminated! What do you think will happen to him?