AN: So I'm rereleasing this, but the logic is reworked. For those of you who haven't read, I'm not going to disclose any details.

WARNING: The following story might share a few details about Super Mario 3D World. The details are minor, but if you want to see them for yourself, I suggest you go and play it right now. It's an awesome game.

Without further ado, let's get into the story!

A pillow was thrown at the wall in frustration, causing Cluckboom feathers to explode everywhere. A high-pitched scream came from the thrower, who put all their hate and fury into it. "I HATE IT! I HATE IT ALL!"

Kamek had been forced to do so many things over the years. But never before had he gotten so angry at the residents of Koopa Castle #16, which was in the middle of a carnival. A carnival, of all places! Bowser could have chosen to put his castle in a more menacing place, with fire, and lava, and castle walls stretching on for miles, but NOOOOO, he just HAD to put it in this fun place where KAMEK JUST COULDN'T CONCENTRATE!

Besides the location, Kamek wanted to rip his hat into pieces because of the Koopas living here. First, Lemmy refused to stop practicing his circus acts in the hallway. Then, Roy tried to play a guitar, and it did not end well. Bowser had called him in for the Koopa Kingdom Times newspaper, which had not arrived yet, making Bowser get angry at him. At lunch, he made food for the Koopalings (basic mac and cheese), which all but Iggy, who was so hungry that he didn't care, rejected in favor of club sandwiches. Bowser later wanted Kamek to run water for his bath, and Bowser stepped in, ready for his bath... a little too early. Kamek couldn't unsee it. All of the Koopalings wanted good night stories (except for Ludwig, who was too grown up for one), and Kamek accidentally read the wrong story to each Koopaling. And Morton fell asleep instantly (who knows what he was doing that day) and snored like there was a rocket ready for liftoff in the room with Kamek.

He hated every second of it.

"I need to get out of this!" he told himself, punching his fist in the air. "...but how?"

A list of ideas suddenly ran through his head. He could get fired, but how? Lord Bowser never fired anyone unless they did something extremely bad to him. Kamek just couldn't do anything that matched the ferocity of, for example, Brandon, a timid-looking Koopa who ended up being much braver than he seemed and putting poison in Bowser's soda cup. (Luckily, Kamek knew a poison-removal spell.) He could fire himself, possibly. However, that just didn't scream, "I hate this kingdom." He wanted something with more... pizazz, something that he could use to get revenge on Bowser for everything he's made Kamek do. But then, with that single thought, came the best idea he'd had in years. "A spell! Now what spell..."

He flipped through the spellbook that he left on his desk, to try to find the perfect spell. "Fire... he's immune. Levitation, how can that help me?" Then, suddenly, he saw the perfect spell, one that could help him to get revenge forever.

He cackled. Louder than he had ever cackled before. (It was a wonder no Koopa woke up.)

"Ego Sum Invisibilis!" he casted on himself, making him turn invisible as soon as he uttered the spell. "Abiit Vestigia!" he casted, this spell making his steps make no sound. And with that, he set off. He stepped out of his room, silent as a bug, and walked to the Koopa King's bedroom. However, he didn't notice a Goomba servant (he would know its name, but they had no names) below him, and accidentally stepped on it. With a gasp that was as quiet as he could muster, he brought out his wand and casted, "Vivificet," which made the Goomba unflatten. It looked around in confusion, then started walking in the standard forwards direction.

"That was close," he muttered, and continued.

After a few minutes, he got to the largest door in the house: Bowser's bedroom. Standing at a immense 15 feet tall, it was large enough to accomodate Bowser's great size of 10 feet tall, plus some. It looked huge to Kamek, who was a small-in-comparison 5 feet tall, three times its size.

Kamek walked in the doorway, after casting "Ostium Non Habet Sonum" on the door, making it silent as it opened, and walked towards the great Koopa King's bed. As soon as he got close to the Koopa King, who was snoring as loud (if not louder) than Morton, he brought out his wand and did the deed. "Mutata magnitudine inferioris!" he quietly casted, putting all of his power into his voice. This had to work properly. If it didn't, what was the point? He shook his head, and ejected all of those thoughts. His spells always worked. He smirked, and walked out. His invisibility spell wore off, but it didn't matter. He raced outside the castle, not caring at all to make it quiet. "Sayonara, Bowser! I'm out."

Bowser lifted his head up from his pillow with a groan. What was that noise? Sounded like a door slamming.

...it was nothing. Bowser went back to sleep.