Thanks, Puck
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Chapter 1: Naked On Puck
Kurt Anderson was curled up on Noah Puckerman's lap, asleep, naked under a blanket. Noah dared Kurt to sit on his lap naked after Kurt got drunk. He didn't bother moving Kurt after Kurt passed out under the blanket. Before Kurt followed through on Noah's dare, Blaine announced their divorce while drunk.
As Noah carries Kurt into the room, he was staying in, he strips naked before calling out Kurt's name and jerking off. The next morning, Kurt awoke to see Noah staring at him, naked while stroking himself. Kurt then stops him before he attacks Puckzilla. Both men soon suck off each other, and soon, they are swallowing each other's load. They soon were cuddling, and Kurt said, "I wish I could say, I'm sorry for passing out on your lap. But to tell you the truth, Puck, I'm not, and your coming out at Tracie's funeral had nothing to do with our divorce."
Noah holds Kurt closer to him as he says, "I know, Princess. I saw Blaine handing you the papers. I told the others that when I leave, I'm taking you to Washington." They soon hear Quinn yell at Blaine, "I'm carrying Jesse and Rachel's baby, Blaine! This is not Puck's baby! Rachel's body started attacking her eggs. So, she used the other eggs she had frozen when she was carrying Tracie."
Soon, they heard Blaine tell everyone to leave. Then Noah puts on some clothes and storms out, yelling, "I have had enough of this! Blaine, you are not the only one who lost Tracie here! Kurt is in pain too. Did you forget I was the last one to talk to her before she died? Goddamn it, Blaine! I still can't get her last words out of my head! Your daughter knew this would happen and said," Love you, Papa Nono." As I held her in my arms! I had every intention of telling no one that I was gay. Blaine, I still regret giving up Beth every day of my life, but I knew she would be better off with Shelby. Do you think you are the only one allowed to get hurt here? Man, Blaine, serving Kurt divorce papers at the funeral, was a real dick move. But I'm kind of glad you did because now I get to be everything to Kurt, that you weren't."
Then, Noah flips over a coffee table before screaming, "Beth stopped talking to me when she was three, Blaine, and your daughter's last words were, "I love you, Papa Nono!" Why would she say that? Yeah, I was the only one that talked to her, or played with her, and I was the only one she..."
Noah stops himself and goes to Tracie's room and comes back with a Hulk doll. Noah sees the look on Blaine's face as he holds the doll. As Burt and Carole come in, Noah stares at the doll as he says, "I get it now. You did this because she didn't love you, Blaine. Kurt was falling out of love with you. Now, Tracie dies, loving the man Kurt loves. I saw the way you looked at me after I came out, Blaine. Kurt might not think you did that because I came out, but I'm pretty sure that is why you did that. Blaine, we have all watched you pull away from Kurt when Tracie got sicker, and Tracie noticed you pulling away from her. By her saying that she was letting you know she doesn't love you." Then, Noah goes to Blaine's bedroom and packs all of Kurt's things before picking up Kurt and carrying him on his hip to his truck.
Noah then hands Kurt his football jersey and says, "Take off your clothes and put this on, Princess. This is all I want you to wear when we are alone, okay?" Kurt didn't have to be told twice, and as soon as he had Noah's jersey on. Noah kisses the head of Kurt's penis after Kurt gets in Noah's truck. Kurt left his penis exposed, and Noah smiled before getting in on the driver's side. Noah held Kurt's penis the whole way to his house, and Kurt could see Noah getting hard as he drove home.
When they got to Noah's house, Noah had Kurt stay in his truck while he took all of Kurt's stuff in. Then he came back and got Kurt, carrying him on his hip again. As soon as they were inside, Noah pulled his jersey off Kurt and took him to his bedroom. Before long, Kurt was riding Puckzilla and moaning, "Noah!" The men switched positions every fifteen minutes for the next four hours. Then Kurt says, "God, my legs feel like jelly, Noah. I'm so glad you didn't need speed to do that. I love you, Noah." Then Kurt sheds a tear before Noah wipes it away.
Noah carried Kurt on his hip, naked or wearing Noah's jersey, for days. Noah only put Kurt down when either of them had to go to the bathroom for two weeks. Then one day, Kurt says, "Why do you carry me everywhere, Noah? I mean, I don't mind it, but I can walk." Noah looks away and says, "Tracie asked me to, okay?" Kurt puts Noah's other hand on Kurt's penis and whispers, "I want you to always hold my penis when you are carrying me." Then Kurt felt Puckzilla twitch as Kurt put Noah's hand on his penis.
One day, they were sitting on the couch. Kurt is curled up in Noah's lap, naked and asleep. When Noah whispers, "Come back, Tracie, I miss you, Squirt." Before, he broke down crying as Kurt woke up. Noah was sobbing for two hours when he calmed down. He says, "I told Tracie, I wanted to be her Papa the day she died, Kurt. I didn't know that would lead to this. I just wanted to be her papa so badly I couldn't stand it."
Chapter 2 will be up soon