(WARNING: I have 2 things to say about this chapter. First thing is this chapter is not an episode of Bunk'd and neither was the last one. Remember this next part right here for the whole story. There will be chapters that aren't actual episodes. But most, if not all those chapters will be based off of other stories or videos I've seen or read before. I didn't copy them because I was out of ideas but because they inspired me to include them into what my life would've been in Bunk'd because this whole story is what would've happened if I was a character in Bunk'd so if you see anything you might recognize that's why I was inspired to base it off for a chapter of the story. I will give credit to all the stories and videos that I based these chapters off at the start of the chapter and remember if you see anything you recognize just remember that's why I based it off for a chapter in the story. So if you recognize something I DON'T OWN IT THE ORIGINAL VIDEO OR STORY I just made a parody of it in this book. For example this chapter is completely based on Disgrace of the Lner.

Next is this next part has a mental breakdown an attempted murder a death shouting and minor cusswords. Don't read if that stuff makes you uneasy. If you skip, skip to where the note in bold is and read from there)

"So those 4 can just live in that house like they own the place and act all in charge and whatnot, but one person won't be there to see it happen. Alfred is sent to an execution chamber. Murdered. Completely forgotten. No longer wanted. No longer needed." He said before going mentally insane.

"I THINK NOT! 3 very special cousins will take my place. After all THEY CAN'T BE NEEDED OR WANTED IF THEY'RE MURDERED!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Shrieked a 9-and-a-half-year-old who was nearby. "YOU'RE HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!"

"RAYLEY GABRIEL SALAS! RILEY GABRIELA SALAS! REBECCA MARIAH SALAS! AND EMILY MIRABEL SALAS! TOGETHER YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" I told you he went mentally insane.

A few days later on July 4, 2015, around noon we were using some sparklers at the park with the supervision of the police. but this gave Alfred more ideas to add to his original idea.

The next day I was standing in the middle of a field. Then Riley, Rebecca and Emily showed up and stood right next to me. "Hi Rayley, what are you doing here?" Asked Riley.

"I came back here after the fireworks last night. I mean those guys lit their fireworks together at home but us 9 kids were left here to use them by ourselves."

The police were too busy last night so me and my siblings were left alone in this field to use the fireworks on our own. We were taught how to use an electronic lighter and so most of them went fine. "The fireworks we didn't light were good when we saw them in the sky." said Rebecca. "Yeah and the ones we lit were cool too." I added.

"Well minus the ones that caused a few injuries at the end." said Emily. "Yeah, do you guys know how Colin is doing?" I asked sheepishly.

"Neil said that he is doing fine, and Lily and Adam are staying with him to make him feel better." Replied Rebecca.

"Ugh it doesn't surprise me that our foster parents didn't help him and it was up to us 10 year olds." Riley scoffed.

"I wish there was one time that they cared for us and not just Cory Kendall, Alfred Jesse and Alfred's brothers." Groaned Emily

"Wishful thinking?" I asked.

"A complete idiot's wish." She replied.

I scoffed. "You're right there." I said. Then we heard someone coming. "Huh looks like someone's coming." I said.

"That's weird." Said Riley. "No one is supposed to come get us for another hour."

"Oh, it's Alfred but what's he doing with that shotgun?" I asked. He was holding a fully loaded shotgun. He was running towards us with it in his hands and a backpack with explosives in it.

"AT LONG LAST MY REVENGE IS ABOUT TO BE COMPLETED!"

"OH SHIT HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!"

"OH CRAP HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!"

"OH MY GOD HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!"

"OH NO HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!" Me Riley, Rebecca and Emily shouted as we started to run away.

"OH RAYLEY, RILEY, REBECCA EMILY YOU HAVE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON TO MEET TODAY… AND HIS NAME... IS SATAN!" He started laughing like a maniac and cackling evilly as he chased after us. He was firing wildly but luckily none of the bullets came even remotely close to hitting us. We were running faster than we ever had because we could still hear his evil laughs over the gunshots. Eventually the shotgun ran out of bullets and he stopped to reload but we kept running.

We had to stop running since we ran into this elevated tower that had legs. You'd think it carried water but for some reason it had oil or some kind of explosive liquid. We had to stop at one of its legs.

"What are we gonna do?!" "Alred is going to get us!" Rebecca and Emily screamed with tears in their eyes. We were freaking out big time and you could hear it in our voices. "You mean we're gonna die?!" Riley cried which was obvious because of her running makeup. This was the worst thing that happened to us without question and the other things they ever did to us did not compete with this.

"No no! We're going to live!" I exclaimed even though I was freaking out too and I tried to convince myself more than my sisters. I took deep breaths. "Ok so we outran Alfred, but he will be coming for us." I shuddered. "We're gonna die anyway!" Riley cried with her makeup running down her face.

"We got 2 minutes and we die." Rebecca shuddered. "Girls look where Alfred chased us to." I said, taking a few shuddering breaths. We noticed that the legs of the tank with oil had dynamite tied to each leg.

It all added up. "He's going to blow us up!" We screamed. Then we heard cackling and maniacal laughing and saw him running towards us. "Oh no." "Oh crap." "Oh shit." "Oh fuck." Emily Rebecca Riley and I said in that order. We looked around mentally freaking out.

Our best bet was to literally dodge the bullets and fake Alfred out.

We started running towards Alfred putting on fake brave faces even though mentally we were afraid of meeting our parents for the first time.

He was firing at us, but we were doing ninja rolls, cartwheels, somersaults and flips to fake him out. We faked him out by running past him in the opposite direction. He turned his head around to see us running away from him and he didn't realize what he did next. While turning to look at us he pulled the trigger, and it shot the dynamite! The dynamite blew up and destroyed the leg of the tank it was tied to. The tank started to lean and eventually it fell down. Alfred was dumbfounded when the leg was destroyed and was just standing there as the tank of oil fell on top of him.

Two seconds passed and then there was a GIANT explosion that rocked the whole field and after it blew up you could hear MANY fireworks exploding in the air!

Both the explosion and shockwave from it were SO big that they were able to throw us back 15 feet and we tumbled back another 15 feet!

When we got up from the ground after being thrown back, we realized what had just happened. "OH GOD!" "OH MY GOD!" "HOLY HELL!" "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?" We all shouted.

(NOTE: Here is the next note. You can read it here.)

I've seen many sights in my life but none as disturbing as the burning remains of Alfred. He tied the dynamite to the oil tanks legs so that when he would shoot it, the legs would blow up, fall on top of us and we would blow up.

Guess his plan failed and he fell for his own trap.

He was completely blown apart with broken and charred pieces like his clothes everywhere and they were burning in the fires.

Alfred was dead.

Everyone from the foster home, those police officers, some firefighters Jesse and Alfred's brothers came.

Our biological siblings were trying to comfort us over what happened. Cory Kendall, our foster parents Jesse and Alfred's brothers were giving us the cold shoulder because of what happened to Alfred.

1 of the policemen began talking. "I cannot believe it; this is just horrific." He said in disbelief. "He was… he was trying to murder us." I said while shaking out of trauma.

"Isn't it obvious?" Asked Riley. "We shouldn't jump to conclusions," Said a different policeman. "But, unfortunately that was the case." "He'll burn in hell or something like that." Said Rebecca.

We don't know what was going inside his mind but whatever happened, it was very traumatizing. Especially for me, Riley, Rebecca and Emily.

All 4 of us kept asking the same questions. Was it our fault? Were we too horrible cousins to Alfred? And if we were never born, would Alfred still be alive? Despite how terrible and everything that was wrong with Alfred, we felt guilty for it. And I tell you, he made me have nightmares.

One night I had a dream where I was walking down an abandoned street and I stood in front of an old small shack. I stared at it for a few seconds but then his ghost went through one of the walls and came towards me! I began backing away slowly, but the ghost began to catch up quickly. The ghost did catch up to me and when his hands touched my shoulders I woke up and screamed. After that I fell out of my bed and onto the floor. "Oh god I just can't get over it." I said while crying.

"Neither can we." Said Riley Rebecca and Emily together. "There must have been something we could have done to make him not hate us." I said as I kept crying. "No Rayley there wasn't." Said Lily who slept in our room with us. "Alfred would still be alive if no one was given our custody." I breathed. Lily let out a heavy sigh of frustration. "Maybe he would be Rayley but listen to this, you too Riley Rebecca and Emily." said Lily. She got tired of us wishing we were never born so she decided to help us. "I thought about this many times and yes Alfred might still be alive if you weren't born but he also maybe wouldn't be. Rayley Riley Rebecca Emily this was not your fault at all. You guys may have had arguments with him before but you also had arguments with his own siblings too. Remember their parents passed away when they were 2 years old too, but this made them grow up with nothing but hatred and he could have changed but he chose not too and that's his own fault. He was one of those that just wouldn't change and chose very poorly. He was given many chances by the nine of us but he let his hatred get the better of him. He insulted us and those insults could not be forgiven. If he chose to forgive all of us and let go of his anger then he would still be alive but he didn't. He ended up choosing to attempt to murder you guys and that is completely his fault." Lily finished her speech to us. We thought it over to ourselves.

"You know you're right Lily." I said starting to get over it. "He might still be alive if we weren't born but he was a hateful person. He let his anger control him and that led him to make that poor choice and it was his anger that killed him. It's his own fault that he is dead, not ours." "Yeah it was his own choice. After everything he and the others did to us he was left with a choice and it was his choice." agreed Riley.

"He made his own decision after all the crap he did to us and it was his own fault he killed himself." Said Rebecca. "But no matter what he was thinking it was not our fault because we're just the innocent bystanders here." said Emily.

"Finally! You guys get it." Said Lily very happily.

"Thanks for helping us stop blaming ourselves Lily." Smiled Riley. "You're welcome." She said and the 2 cousins embraced. I had an idea.

"Lily you know how Me Riley, Rebecca Camilo and Emily have always been a team before he left and how Clive Neil and Matthew have been a team too and so have you Colin and Adam?" I asked. She nodded. It's like the Salas kids thing for 3 of them to be a team together and whoever was part of it would easily get along the most with each other.

"Do you want to join our team? You can still be a team with Colin and Adam, you're just being added onto our team." Emily said.

She looked lost in thought. "I like that idea." replied Riley.

"I like that. It would be nice if it became the 5 of us. I mean this isn't the first time you became close to us." Said Rebecca. "I like it too. In fact since this isn't the first time it's been the 5 of us, we should've done this years ago." Lily said. "That's why I suggested it. We'll have to confirm it so let's do it in the morning." I said.

"Let's also tell them about how you guys feel better." Lily said. "I agree. Let's do it." Said Riley. The next morning it was confirmed that we were better, and that Lily had joined our small team. Even though she was already part of a team with Colin and Adam she had joined our team. Ever since then Riley, Rebecca, Lily, Emily and I were the closest siblings out of all 9 of the Salas kids and we were seen together many times and the bond between us was almost unbreakable.

That's what it meant for the other teams too. But after that Alfred's 'pieces' were assumed to have been burned to a crisp in those fires so there was nothing left. Our foster relatives Jesse and Alfred's brothers were the only ones who were upset about his death and they wanted to cremate his remains but they couldn't since they were already ashes. All that remained of him were his clothes. They burned his clothes since they couldn't be fixed. After that it took them a few weeks to get over his death but they eventually did but they were the only ones that were sad about him dying.

On September 1st, 2015, Jesse decided to run away.

We don't know exactly what happened to him after that but eventually he ended up in the adoption center.

After that Alfred's brothers split up and went their separate ways. Anderson roamed the woods hunting for food. Zay and Charlie boarded a cruise ship. I heard they disappeared and are lost at sea. Alfrendo went into the city and became a hobo-like boy begging for money and not having much.

Anthony went into the city too but he went around the place blending in with the crowds.

This irritated our foster parents Cory and Kendall SO badly. They finally had enough of us and decided to…

KILL us!

(This chapter was a parody of Disgrace of the Lner. All non episode chapters will be parodies and they will be given credit.)