"Wildman's Close Encounter of Legendary Proportions"
Decker : Ah why didn't Wildman bring me here sooner?
It's awesome here, it has just the right amount of R&R and action
Ms. Briefs: more tea dear?
Decker: Yes ma'am,mmm I can sense Wildman headed this way he's in a hurry too,well hes late so makes sense
(Wildman Barges through the front door)
Bulma: Hey Wildman, what's going on? You seem to be in a hurry
Wildey: Hey Bulma, where's Decker?
Bulma: He's out on the back porch
Wildey: Thanks
Bulma: Wait don't you want a drink
Wildey: Sure(drinks the glass without taking a breath) hey you might want to get that Chibi ray gun thing you've been working on handy, no reason just thought you should have on your person again everything's cool no need to worry, but go get it
(Wildman walks to the back porch)
Vegeta: He looked nervous
Bulma: Yeah I don't need to be a genius to see somethings up
Wildey:Hey Decker, are you enjoying yourself?
Decker: Yes absolutely
Wildey: Good ...we got to go...
Decker: What why?
(WILDMAN!)
Wildey:...No reason
Bulma: What was that?
Vegeta: what's going on
Wildey: I didn't do it!(begins to fly off)
Vegeta: No you don't(grabs wildey's ankle in mid air)
Wildey: Let me go RRRR AAAAAAAHHHHHHH(crosses his arms)..fine you can let go now Vegeta …(looks at Vegeta)...seriously let me go
Vegeta: That was Broly what did you do?
Wildey: I was just practicing my warping and popped into somewhere I didn't know and landed on a sleeping Broly
And Accidentally got a feel
Decker: Where?
Wildey: Doesn't matter
Broly(AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH)
(lands a Straight punch
On Wildman sending him head first into a mountain in the distance)
Decker:he'll be fine
(In the distance)
Wildey:im fine im OK
Decker: Wildman can't you refrain from Shenanigans for Once I was enjoying myself
Wildey: honestly I wasn't I was actually trying to train for once
Vegeta: Stop fooling around and fight, Broly isn't going to stop on his own!
Wildey: Excuse me Mr. Pride Incarnate if your so tough can't you do it?
Decker: Holy crud dude...
Vegeta: If we get out of this ...your a dead man..
Wildey: Like I've never heard that before (dodges a right hook)
Broly: (Closeline Wildey into a building)
Wildey: Knock it off it was an accident (Wildmans wounds start to heal)
Broly: You heal fast...this will be fun cuz you won't tire out instantly like everyone else HAHAHAHA
Decker: Wildman hold him off while we think of something
(Wildman gets slammed in to the ground making a Crater)
Wildey: No problem I got this-GAH ...
Decker:...it's a good thing he heals the way he does...can you imagine if he was a saiyan and healed like this?
Vegeta: I don't even want to think about that
Wildey: Decker get the chaos Emeralds (edited)
Decker: Chaos Emeralds? When did you get the Chaos Emeralds again? Didn't Tails and Sonic have a long talk with you, and when that didn't work, Knuckles gave you that noogie from Hell until you promised not to use the emeralds behind their backs again.
Wildey: I didn't!
[slammed by Broly]
I got permission to bring them here.
[slam]
Bulma and Tails were going to work together and make some synthetic ones.
[Slam]
So I don't take away a resource meant for emergencies.
[slammed one more time]
Wildey: Dangit Broly, I'm talking! [elbows Broly in the face, and gets free]
Broly: No one cops a feel of the Legendary Super Saiyan and gets away with it. [throws a couple of haymakers]
Wildey: You may be my favorite Broly [dodge], but one thing Super Broly has over you [gets punched, then punches back] - is that he's more reasonable!
Classic Broly: Unreasonable, ha! I like to think of it as doing whatever the hell I want.
Wildey: Exactly, I get that. So why don't we bury the hatchet?
Broly: Nah, I'm having too much fun burying my fist into your face! HA-hahaha!
Wildey: Decker! Where are those EMERALDS!
Decker: I'm looking, I'm looking! You brought more than one bag, and you didn't tell me which one!
Wildey: Okay then, how about you ask me to grab some senzu beans sometime, and remember to tell me exactly where they are - while you're fighting someone as strong as Broly!?
Decker: Fair point. [starts dumping the bags]
Bulma: Vegeta! Why aren't you doing something?
Vegeta: Because Wildman is Broly's target, not the city or anything. As long as Broly keeps him in a small area, he won't get any crazier.
Wildman: Decker! Broly's getting crazier! Hurry up!
Decker: Hang on a bit longer. I think I found them.
Wildman: [shakes dust off his head.] Great! I'll meet you halfway. [Wildman & Decker start flying as fast as they can, but just before Wildey gets the Emeralds...]
Broly: Where do you think you're going?
Wildey & Decker: AHHHH!
[Suddenly a flash of light shine from between the 3 fighters]
Wildman: YES! Super Wildman here I come...
Broly: Hmm, I think I'll enjoy this.
FINAL FLASH!
Broly: Huh? ARGH! Ve-GE-TAH!
Decker: Whew! Nice shot Vegeta.
Vegeta: Don't just stand there you idiots, go after him! That blast should be sending him to the badlands. This is your fight, so go settle it before Bulma gets any madder.
Wildey: Sheesh, you could help us, but no...[flies off]
Decker: I better use a bit of the Emerald's power too. My flying still needs work.
Bulma: Decker before you go, here!
Decker: What's this?
Bulma: Wildman will know what it is. Now hurry!
Decker: Yes, ma'am. [uses the last bit of Chaos energy, and flies off.]
Broly: I haven't had this much fun in years hahaha
Wildey: i'm glad your enjoying yourself after all i aim to please (catching his breath as wounds start to heal again
Broly: I don't know how you heal like that but and I don't care because you've given me the longest Continuous fight I've ever had HAHAHAHA
Wildey: i'm glad I've made your day(gets blasted into a mountain)
Wildey: ...Ok that one hurt...RRRR AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Decker...Wildey take out the claws man
Wildey: No don't want to hurt him
Decker: What?...really?
Wildey: Ok fine I don't want to kill him(takes an uppercut to the chin then a elbow to the back of the head)
Wildey: Broly knock it off WILD BLAST AAAHHHHH...Decker did you go super too?...cool...
Decker:..Oh wow I didn't notice hehe
Wildey: How do you now notice..agk..
[Broly puts Wildey into a submission hold pulling both arms behind him while pressing down on his back with his foot
Wildey: Decker if you got any tricks up your sleeve now's the time to use 'em
Decker: all I got is this gun thing Bulma gave me she said you'd know what it is
Wildey: When I give the signal, fire it directly at broly ...6th gate open AHHH...kio-ken x10 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...[Wildey jumps backwards and knees Broly in the nose and ducks behind him]
Wildey: Now Decker
Decker: Go to sleep roid boy
(blinding flash)
Broly: What just happened
Decker: Actually that's what I want to know too
Wildey: Me and Bulma have also been working on making a chibi gun that turns whatever its fired at into a chibi version of itself, as you can see from how Broly is now ...it works… and he's adorable so I call it a success haha..ouch ...all better hahaha
Broly: your going to pay for this
( growl )
Decker: Sounds like your hungry
Wildey: Broly we can continue and you get hungrier or we can go eat, Bulma has enough food to feed 2 Saiyans and then some so you want to eat?...
Broly: Eh...ok...
(Later Wildey and Decker outside the city )
Decker: Were we going to next?
Wildey:...I don't know yet...huh?
A police box appears out of nowhere and a skinny man with messy brown hair and brown coat comes out
Decker: Ahhh...
Wildey: Hey Doctor long time no see
Doctor: Oh no not you...
Wildey: Don't worry we're just leaving
Doctor: Wildey, long time no see. I got to thank you for giving me that tech that actually lets me travel through Dimensions,its opened up all new places to explore and so many sights to see
Wildey: Well, that's why i gave it to you
The Doctor: I still not quite sure how you do it but at this point i'm not complaining
Wildey: Well to put it short your people know time like the back of your hand
My people know Dimensions hopping like the back of our hand or in this case mine
Your people are nerds were mine are geeks my people blend in better
Decker: That's highly debatable
Wildey: That's only because im insane, now off to another adventure (sticks out his tongue)
Decker: wait shouldn't we-
Wildey: BYE!
(DECKER AND WILDEY DISAPPEAR)
Doctor: I don't know what to do about him?...just glad I don't have to deal with him at the moment