"Stupid pineapple bastard." Lovino mutters to himself as he eats a salad. Matthias wouldn't shut up and stop telling the same old joke, sure, it was hilarious, but Lovino had had enough already and just wanted to enjoy his salad in peace.
Then Matthias walked back in.
"If you tell that joke again I'll leave you."
He takes a deep breath. "Any salad can be caesar salad if you stab it enough times!"
"Alright, get the fuck out!" Lovino yells angrily before walking out the room, cursing in Italian all the while.
"Aw c'mon! It was funny!"