A Pirate's Life
By Captain Hook
Yes, life here on the Jolly Roger has been dull lately and that's because i've been planning on my revenge for Peter Pan and for what he did to me.
Now the only problem is I don't know where he is and his hideout had to be somewhere because i've had to kill the mermaids and then the Indian tribe because they wouldn't tell us where Peter Pan's hideout was.
And it would only beg this question: where exactly is Peter Pan's hideout?
Just then I was informed that Peter Pan has some kids and a dog and he brought them here but I told them to hold off on the cannons for now because now wasn't the time not yet it wasn't.
Oh but Peter Pan believes that bringing those damn kids and a dog would change much but oh no this would only be a minor distraction because soon he will bow to me and NeverLand will be reborn and I will reign supreme over all of it.
