Enjoy this last chapter.
English version of my fanfic of Linka and Robba, created in 2018 year.
Chapter 3
Sadie Hawkins dance.
Hours later, night had fallen, the school was already set up with the perfect setting for the Royal Woods School's biggest event, the Sadie Hawkins Ball.
Mrs. Johnson had already prepared another raffle to see who will be the lucky one to have lunch with her in the teachers' lounge, just like every year, she only prayed that another disaster would not happen like last year.
-Hello Ms Johnson- the teacher turns to receive one of her students.
-Oh, Hi Linka, how are you? Did you decide to come with a partner this year?-
She smiled.
-This year? yes-
-And do I know him?-
-It's the new one-
-You're talking about Steven Zhau?, he's a good match Linka- said Ms Johnson giving a wink, making Linka blush.
-W-we're just friends, I hope that the winner of this year's raffle will be a good company to you-
-I hope so too Linka- Ms Johnson turns to the DJ.
-Come on, put on the music, more boys and girls will come-
The DJ nodded and began to play electronic music, the minutes passed, and the place was already filling up with young people, all of Linka's classmates and acquaintances came, her brothers did not take long to appear, among them came Robba, the interdimensional girl showed a confident smile. Beside her was a blonde girl her own age, she was wearing an orange shirt, a dark green hat and light brown pants.
-Thanks for bringing me Robba, I hope the food here is good-
-Oh believe me, it will be Jenna, just like tonight- replied the black-haired girl looking around her, she saw Linka approaching her.
-Hey Robba, I'm surprised you came, you said you weren't going to come, that you would stay at home to watch TV-
-Yes Linka, but actually, I lied, I wouldn't miss your dance with this guy Steven without me for the world-
And who did you come with? - Asked the white-haired girl, looking at her companion - Huh... Jenna? -
-Oh hello Linka-
"Did you bring the daughter of the mayor of Royal Woods here!?"
-yes, what does she have?-
Although it didn't seem like it, Jenna was the daughter of more or less powerful people, the mayor's family, her family, who have been mayors from generation to generation, were loved by all Royal Woods, for that reason they always remained in the charge, it was more that obviously Robba in his trips to the past, to different times, had to do with that, and that for that reason he had Jenna the descendant, as his friend.
-Oooh, Don't tell me that bothers you Linka?- she asks in a provocative tone.
-Of course not, Jenna is always welcome, even if you don't study at this school-
-Thank you Linka!- Jenna said.
-Please Robba, don't get her into trouble, the last thing I want is the family of municipal politicians to be in conflict with my family, because we already have a kind of bad reputation for noise and yelling. You understand?-
-I understand perfectly Linka, but…. In case that Steven stands you up, feel free to dance with us-
-I'll keep it in mind-
Linka walked back to her friends.
-"I'll keep it in mind!?" did you notice jenna!? That in any dimension means "f*ck you"!- Said Robba.
-Calm down Robba, don't you think you're exaggerating Honey?-
-No Jenna, I'm not exaggerating, I just hope that Steven doesn't really show up, so I can recover our friendship-
-Hey you!- called a female voice.
-Linka? Ah no stop, it's you Clydia, can I know what do you want? -
-Robba, I'll be honest with you, Mrs. Johnson left me in charge of the party, I organized everything all afternoon, I don't want you to turn all this into a disaster, do you understand?-
Robba rolled her eyes.
-Yes, whatever you say Mcbride, it won't happen any bullshit, Okay? Its not like that you are going to have a leading role in this fanfic, your male version did not have it, much less you will have it here- said the interdimensional girl breaking the fourth wall.
- huh? And like always you say nonsense things- Clydia said.
-Now, better check that they don't drink all the punch, which by the way is already running out-
-What!?-
Clydia turns around in surprise to see that it was true and not some hoax invented by Robba, but no, really was finishing the punch, she quickly ran to the table, talking on the walkie talkie.
-Oh hell, code violet! purple code! We need more punch!-
-how dramatic-
"Note to self Robba, spill booze in the fruit punch later, a Sadie Hawkins dance is not a dance without booze" she though for herself.
the black-haired thought, while her blonde friend of hers enjoyed the sandwiches.
-Hmm what delicious sandwiches-
-Come Jenna, we have to go to our watchtower-
-HUh? and where is that Robba?- Jenna asked.
-Up-
Both girls went upstairs, everyone was dancing, some with their respective partners as if to notice them, who climbed to the top of the ballroom's roof, the rafters, the same place where Clydia had helped Linka with her four dates in her first dance from Sadie Hawkins last year.
-Good times- Robba said to herself.
Once installed there, Jenna being somewhat bored asked:
-why are we here? We weren't going to dance and eat the snacks, but more importantly, eat the snacks-
-Hahaha, that's why I have these Cupcakes- said Robba taking a cupcake out of her hair, leaving her blonde friend amazed.
-Wow, Did you have that in your hair?- Jenna asked.
-You'd be surprised how many things I can store in my huge hair-
-Hmm it's delicious, did you make it?-
-Linka did it, it's a shame that these may be the last ones I prepare, since he changed me for that Steven-
-It doesn't matter Robba, we came here to have fun or not?-
Robba gave her friend a forced smile.
-Sure, of course.
The interdimensional girl's real reason for coming to Sadie Hawkins' dance was to try to make Linka jealous, that was her plan which her friend Jenna was not aware of.
Linka looked around waiting for her dance partner to arrive, she felt a little nervous about it, it was strange that Robba showed up with another friend that she only knew from television or local news from Royal Woods.
It wasn't long before she felt a hand touch her shoulder. She turned to see a certain Filipino boy.
-Hey Linka-
-Oh Steven, you're finally here, it's not very wise to keep the ladies waiting, you know?-
As Linka and Steven talked, Jenna caught a glimpse of the dance partner, and alerted Robba.
-Hey Robba, isn't that boy Linka's dance partner?-
Robba quickly looked to see where her friend was pointing, she could see them talking, and Linka laughing, which caused the dark-haired woman to growl like a wild animal unleashed but in the end she smiled.
-Well, well, Well, it seems that the little blight made an appearance, hehehe, he's going to regret it-
-what are you planning?- Jenna asked curious.
-You just wait for me here, you know how to get down if you want more sandwiches-
-I want snacks now-
-Ok eat this candy-
-Ehm Robba, are you sure this is candy? Its shining-
- It must be a candy from another dimension- Robba said without giving it much importance
-But let's both dance, right?-
Robba didn't pay much attention to her friend, she only watched the happy couple enviously. She gritted her teeth with jealousy seeing the girl with the plan laughing with this Steven.
-hahahaha, it's so much fun being with you Steven-
-Yes, yes Jenna I promise we'll dance, whatever, I'll be right back- said the black-haired girl before turning into a ball of smoke and landing at vampire speed right in front of the white haire girl and the boy from Philippines, surprising them.
-Now it turns out that any living being on this miserable planet is fun, right?-
-Oh Robba, you're here, look Steven could come-
-Yes, someone stole my dad's car tires, I had to come by bus, it's very strange-
The interdimensional girl traveler smiled nervously.
-Yeaaaahhhhh, quite strange-
-Well, the music has already started, we can go dancing "Steves"- Linka said.
Linka took the Filipino boy by the hand and they walked towards the dance floor leaving the interdimensional girl gaping with a "What?" face.
-Is Linka serious? "Steves"!? It's ridiculous to give your friends nicknames. Why the hell don't I have a nickname? By the way I'm going to look for "Jens" right now-
Jenna ate that curious shiny candy, the strange thing is that her stomach started to growl so suddenly, and she belched a cloud of smoke from her mouth.
-Okay, That was strange-
The black-haired girl appeared before her and took her hand.
-Jenna, we have to dance, we are going to show Linka that I can have fun without her -
-Huhhh, fine?-
Both girls went down to the dance floor, the electronic music was full, Robba just wanted to try to make Linka jealous, but the fool was not very aware that she herself was the one who was eating jealousy slowly, they were dancing rather, Robba shook his hair from side to side, Jenna danced in the same way, although they are not expert dancers they precisely knew how to improvise.
Suddenly Jenna began to feel bad and she refrained from continuing to dance.
-Robba, I think I don't feel very well-
-Keep dancing, surely it's nothing, surely you'll get over it-
-I highly doubt it's pregnancy- Jenna said.
Indeed she was not, the candy that the blonde ate had a mutagenic effect.
Phase 1 of the metamorphosis: spots on the skin.
-This is not good-
Phase 2: melting.
-Ist hot in here or ist just me?
Phase 3: complete transformation, and excessive craving for food.
Robba's friend had transformed into a gigantic slime monster and began to devour all the food on the tables voraciously, causing the fear of those present, none could flee since they were glued to the slime scattered from the monster all over. soil.
-Dang it, and they were my best shoes- Christopher said annoyed.
-tell me, these shoes were given to me by my father, he will kill me when he sees them covered in this disgusting thing- said Cooks trying to get unstuck.
The only ones who were unfazed by the scene were the goths, Lars and his friend Haiku, they were in the stands taking inspiration from some wretch without a dance partner for their poems, now this situation distracted the goths for a moment.
-Sigh, this seems like something you don't see every day,-Lars Loud opined.
-Robba always manages to make a mess in every sadie Hawkins of every year, I'm not surprised, but I admit that the monster is new and fascinating- the Goth boy Haiku said.
-I agree-
Robba kept dancing and doing "Twerking" without realizing what was happening around her.
-Whooo, what a damn good rhythm! It's what I love about fucking music, it flows how its wants just like me, wow I finally get what Luke was trying to say, I doubt Steven can move like that huh Linka? Linka?-
*suddenly the music cuts off*
-Hey!, why guys cut the music?-
She suddenly noticed brown slime on the floor, took a piece, sniffed it, licked it off and spit it out.
-Ugh this transformation lacks salt, hehehe, Wait a minute-
She watched in surprise at the slime monster drinking all the punch, she saw the cap that it had on her shirt.
- Jenna? Oh dear, that candy wasn't an ordinary candy after all, it turned her into a monster! Hmmmmm ...maybe I'll take advantage of this- Robba smiled.
"Baby, My boo boo bear, are you okay?" Loki asked his partner, Rebecca Santiago.
-I'm fine, but I can't get off this thing, my shoes are ruined!- Rebecca said.
Little Prince Loud was desperately trying to get unstuck from her, while her twin, her Leif, was wallowing in her at ease.
-I can't take off either- Linka said next to Steven, in that Robba appeared floating before her.
-Wow, but what a terrible situation, right?-
-You're behind this, right Robba?- Loki asked with annoyance, while the black-haired girl pretended to be a donkey and ignored her.
-Who? me? Naaaah not at all, how do you think that "Lokillo"?-
All the louds and the Santiago girl raised their eyebrows, And Robba rolled her eyes.
-Oh come on, just because something out of place happens, is it already my fault?-
-Then stop this- Levi demanded.
-Buuut... why I should? I mean, This is a rampage and I love rampages, I feed on Chaos. Why do you think I almost never eat?- the Interdimensional girl said.
Robba walked towards Linka and got close to her face.
-Perhaps this big disaster could have been avoided if a certain Whitehaired girl had not agreed to go to the dance with SOMEONE, but hey, the great thing about being me is that you don't need music to be able to dance, seeing this Sadie Hawkins burn like a hoe is SO better !-
Robba began to dance and imitate the steps of the remembered king of pop.
-Don't worry Linka, I know a method to fix this, I just hope it works- Steven said.
Hearing that, the interdimensional girl also faced the Filipino boy.
-What can YOU know about Jenna!? I've known her since before she was born, I even know where the hell she was conceived!-
Steven smiled.
-Yes, but I still have to try-
Steven jumped towards "Jenna's" back with a few gentle taps, he managed to calm and relax the beast, all the scattered slime dissipated to its origin, which was the huge monster, Surprising everyone, Steven earned the applause of all those present people, leaving Robba speechless.
-But... what the heeeeeeeeeell?-
-Wow how did you do it Steven?- Linka said astonished.
-Well, my mom is a masseuse, a massage is not as easy as everyone thinks, the trick is knowing how to find the point of stress-
-That was great- Lexx Loud said.
-You're someone impressive bro- said Loki just as amazed.
-You have to teach me- asked the Loud athlete.
Steven smiled when he saw that he was being praised by Linka's brothers, but what he realized was that he had a hostile look on him, clenched teeth, clenched fists, hair standing on end like a rabid cat, crazed and consumed entirely by the jealousy.
-Enough! Enough! ENOUGH!-
The entire ballroom shook with a single stomp from the dark-haired girl. Robba flew up to Steven, face to face.
-I'm madly tired of you Steven!-
-Hey, calm down Robba, I see you're a little tense, don't you want to relieve yourself with a punch? - he offered.
- A punch? A PUNCH!?-
all the doors and windows of the room closed by themselves, the whole place turned red, everyone present looked with amazement and terror at the black-haired girl who floated in the air with green eyes, it looked like that movie of the girl with telekinetic powers painted red that killed all the guests of the dance promo.
Robba's nails shone an intense fluorescent green, with them she opened an interdimensional portal and with her other hand she levitated Steven towards her surprising Linka, her friends and her brothers. Robba walked Steven over to the portal.
-Oh dear, but what the heck is that!?- Steven exclaimed fearfully.
In the portal that could be a street with puppets and monsters walking around, Robba thought to send Steven to the dimension of Sesame Street.
-Oh relax you moron, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to send you to another dimension- explained the brunette girl with a yandere smile and a tic in her eye.
-It's the least I can do to prevent you from ruining my friendship with Linka, that will never happen as long as she lives-
-Robba! Stop now! – Linka yelled annoyed.
-Oh, I will Linka, as soon as HE leaves here, then you and I will go back to our sleepovers like nothing and we'll laugh about this whole stupid thing-
With a snap of his fingers Robba made appear a table with tea and stuffed animals including the white-haired girl's bun bun.
-Don't worry Linka- Loki said next to his brothers.
-We will stop her-
Far from flinching or getting angry like she usually does, Robba just looked at them tenderly.
-Awww my little husbands (devilish voice) Its not your business!-
Robba spilled melted cheese with nachos on the loud brothers attracting the slime monster Jenna getting caught in the slime screaming. (only Leif enjoyed that)
Linka watched them worriedly, but Robba brought her face closer to her so she would pay attention to her.
-Besides Linka, I'm not going to send him to a horrible place-
She pulled a microphone out of her black hair, mimicking a TV host in a red dress.
- There are good summer beaches, good neighbors and service personnel, well, I admit that the humidity is badass, but... where isn't it these days? hahaha-
-I can't believe you're doing this, we were all getting along so well!-
-AS GOOD AS COULD LINKA! Because you abandoned me by choosing to go to the dance with that boy you hardly know, on the most important night at the biggest event of this damn school as if you didn't care at all!-
-Robba...
-I don't know how I failed you Linka, just tell me, tell me! what... i did... wrong?-
-Robba...
-Is it because sometimes I kick your butt in video games?-
-Robba...
-Is it because I replaced your brothers' shampoo with Levi's faulty chemicals?-
-¿What!?- The Loud boys said.
-Robba...
-You don't like to use my breasts as a pillow anymore when we nap on the sofa?
-ROBBA!-
-WHAT!?-
-I never abandoned you, that jealousy of yours clouded your judgment! Having a new friend doesn't mean that I'm going to change you, that is, if you have a new friend who is just as rebellious, daring and talkative as you, then we're not friends anymore?
Robba was about to reply to Linka, but he thought about what the whitehaired girl had said, indeed Linka loud had a point.
-Ehhhhh I can't argue anything against that logic-
Robba laughed nervously and imitated the chilindrina from El chavo Tv.
-Ehe oho uhu hehehe, I think I exaggerated a little bit, don't you think so?-
-More like a lot of little bits! Steven can you give us a moment?
Linka asked while Steven nodded, Robba got down on her knees begging the whitehaired Loud's forgiveness.
-buaaaahhhhhhh forgive me for this Linka, I think that now i really fuck it up , its because I'm new to this friendship thing, I've never had a true friend like you!-
"You know I'm still listening to you on the phone, right?"
-Shut your mouth Saturnina!-
Linka crossed her arms.
-Don't you think you owe someone an apology, Robba?-
-To your brothers for sending Jenna?-
-Nope
-To all those present at the dance for scaring them with this scene of deep jealousy and anger?-
-Nope
-Ehhhhhhhhhh….Apologize to Steven?
Linka smiled and nodded.
-Oh yeah yeah , of course, damn, why didn't I think about it-
-Simple, you're Robba-
With a snap of his fingers, Robba disappeared out of the portal and dropped Steven safely onto a pillow. As for the Loud brothers, she got Jenna off their backs and returned the mayor's daughter to normal.
Linka hugged Steven, With a hand on her right elbow, Robba approached the boy completely regretful, something that was not like her.
-Ehmm Steven forgive me for how I acted towards you and for almost turning you into an innocent victim of my jealousy and deep blind anger, I guess now you know why people in Royal Woods avoid me sometimes-
She finished smiling nervously. Steven only gave a half smile, apparently he didn't hold any grudge against her.
-Apology accepted, Don't worry, it was nothing, it was a misunderstanding, just don't tell my mother what happened here or she'll go crazy-
-Done- Linka and Robba answered.
After all that rubbish and disaster, the dance continued with a last slow song, it's not long before the Sadie Hawkins event, Linka and Steven danced arm in arm, this time with the approval of the black-haired girl, she turned to the blonde friend of she.
-Hey Jenna, I want to apologize to you, I acted like a filthy bitch with two cents and 69 lipstick, I only used you to try to make Linka jealous, caring more about my feelings than yours, it's okay if you never want to talk to me again, I get it-
However, far from being angry with Robba, Jenna gave her a big hug, she returned her hug.
-There is nothing to forgive Robba, it's fine, I would have been like that too, I admit that everything was fun, even when I became a huge slime monster-
-hmmm, hehehehe, yeah,of course-
Clydia along with Liana Hunnicut, Sasha gurdle, Rossy Spokes and Channel Mccann approached Robba, she had already anticipated that they would come.
-Well, if you're going to make fun of it, that's fine, do it, I deserve it for the mess I caused-
-No Robba, it's just that we find it incredible to see how far you went just because you were jealous- Clydia said.
Robba looked away, cheeks red with embarrassment.
-I wasn't jealous-
-Not even I have reached that level of jealousy- said the readhed girl Channel Mccann.
-and that I put together terrible scenes with the friends of my ex- boyfriends-
-Hahaha damn, but I like you Channel, I wish I could say the same for your male counterpart, the Jackass Chandler-
-Huh?- the redhead girl said confused.
The music cut off for the moment and Mrs. Johnson spoke into the microphone.
-Attention everyone, it's time to announce the winner who will have dinner with me in the teachers' room-
The teacher took a piece of paper out of the box.
-And the winner is… Robba, the interdimensional girl!-
Clydia's jaw dropped, while Rossy threw her raffle paper on the floor.
-Damn!-
-It can't be- said the black-haired girl.
- AHAHAHAHAHA! I won I won losers! :D-
That meeting in the teachers' room with robba apart from the dance would be the most unforgettable, because without realizing it, the black-haired girl poured alcohol into the drinks, so yes, that meeting was the most crazy, the teachers ended up drunk , screaming and dancing, it was lucky that no one would be recording because that would be a huge scandal for the school committee.
Robba and Mrs. Johnson were clearly intoxicated, hugging each other's shoulders.
-Hip… hip… and Agnes... know this thing, apart from the… hip!… coach, another thing that I really like… hip! it's that smiling redhead with that stupid tied up hairstyle and…. Hip!... her green sweater, I hate that one... hip!...
-Hip… hehehe me too- replied Ms Johnson, not realizing that the interdimensional girl was referring to her, they both toasted
-Cheers!
Hours later, Royal Woods at dawn…
Once she got over her drunken state, Robba walked home, enjoying the relaxing silence, under the beautiful moonlight.
-Wow, it's a beautiful night, I'm not surprised that Lars takes a breath in the pantheons at night-
A male voice spoke to her:
-Wow wow Robba, I must say you put on quite a show at that Sadie Hawkins dance of this world-
She recognized him instantly, she looked towards a tree and there he was, sitting on one of the branches, drinking a soda and a hot dog.
-Wow, I didn't expect this meeting, why did you take so long to come talk to me?... Rob-
-I am ROB girl hahahaha!- said the interdimensional boy.
He landed from the tree to be face to face with his female counterpart.
-Ah no, stop, stop, stop, did you already feel that I was watching you?-
-Your presence is not so difficult to detect, remember that I am you but female-
-Well precious, I just came to see how you were doing with this thing of being like me and creating disasters and parodying this genderbend universe more than anything, well, you outdid yourself today-
-Well, what can I say Rob, I'm as cool as you are -
-Hehe I like that optimism of yours bitch, I don't always have it, I don't care about anything, that's how I am- Rob said.
-I wanted to see that you were fine, messy but fine, I wouldn't want that Linka Nega to repeat and...-
-Damn Rob! Don't mention Nega Linka to me, do you want me to urinate from fright!? I still haven't recovered from that meeting in which everything almost broke and not in the zuculent sense of the word.
-Okay, sorry, I understand your fear, who doesn't get scared with beasts like that, at least you don't have a monster sleeping inside your conscience waiting for the slightest oversight to take over you-
-At least that's the only thing I don't have from you, it would be too stressful not to say annoying-
-Then I'll see how solved that problem, now, I'm just thinking about helping Lincoln with his affair-
Robba raised an eyebrow.
-The Ronnie anne of that dimension hasn't moved yet?-
-No, he's still on time but Lincoln says he doesn't care if he leaves, I have to make him see reason soon-
-Good luck with that, although knowing you I know he couldn't-
-It could not end very well, I know but I accept the fucking risk, as long as I see the incestuous one for once, I'm happy-
-Well, good luck with that wey-
-Thanks Robba, she's still just as beautiful, miserable and perverted hahaha, and if someone doesn't like the way you are-
-I send them to hell-
-That's the fucking spirit girl, see you-
Rob opened an interdimensional portal and dashed back to Lincoln's dimension, Robba shook his head.
-Oh this man-
The next morning…
It was a morning like any other in the town of Royal Woods Michigan, the interdimensional girl left the basement to go to the kitchen and steal some reserved cupcake, she took a piece of Mr. Loud's lazana and ate it, when she left she found the Loud brothers fighting on the couch.
She shook her head but smiled, looked at the camera.
-time to break the 4th wall, you know? Now I realize something, if Linka is busy with old or new friends, then I would have some time for myself, and of course continue trolling the clumsy brothers of the "incestuous" girl as many times as I want, but what can I do, they are my boys after all-
The black-haired girl heard Vanzilla arrive, she saw Lynn Sr get out of the vehicle, with the supermarket bag in hand, she smiled mischievously and shouted.
-Haha Everyone againts Dad fuckers!-
Loki, Loni, Lynn, Lars, the twins and the other brothers stopped fighting each other and ran out of the house to jump on Lynn Sr.
-AY no no no boys!-
Robba locked the door and sat on the now free sofa, ready to watch TV.
-Next stop, the anime channel, time to see my kawaii husbandos and waifus :3 –
-Is there space for one more?- Linka asked smiling.
Robba smirks.
-For you Linka? Always-
-Robba-
-and Linka-
(both) -friends forever-
-Haha, Just sit down-
The END.
Three-shot ENGLISH VERSION completed, I hope you had fun and understood some references here with this female version of the interdimensional boy Rob, this was Robba's debut three-shot, I don't have any future fics planned for this character yet. But at least you know that she is trolling the Loud brothers a lot just like Rob does the Lincoln sisters.
In case you want to know, Robba is a little more powerful than Rob.
Jenna is the female version of Jeff the mayor's son, appeared in future chapter 6 of "One boy, ten girls and Rob"
(To clarify, this fanfic is when Mayor Davis had not yet appeared in the series (2018) so I thought that the Mayor of Royal Woods was a fat man, like almost every politician.)
Here only the children characters are rule 63 version, the adults are the same.
Gerdenbent characters here.
-Robba (Rob)
-Linka (Lincoln)
-Steven (Stella)
-Clydia (Clyde)
-Liana (Liam)
-Sasha (Zach)
-Rossy (Rusty)
-Channel (Chandler)
-Cook (Cookie)
Cristopher (Cristina)