Sept. 26, 1998
Mon, I tried to wake you before I snuck out, but you growled (?) at me. I'm not sure. It kind of scared me, but also kind of turned me on.
See you soon,
C
Oct. 31, 1998; a handmade card with a ghost drawn on the front, standing on her nightstand
Boo!
I'm really sorry about the Atlantic City disaster. When I thought we were done - it scared me (ok, no more Halloween references).
I promise I'll make it up to you - we'll sneak off to a cozy bed & breakfast upstate. No gross glasses, no stinky carpet, no TV. Just you & me.
So, does this mean you're my ghoulfriend? (ok, now I'm done).
-C
November 18, 1998; on the phone pad on her nightstand
I'm thankful for:
_You
_The way you sigh my name
_Your cooking
_London
_That thing you know I like
_X_ All of the above
Happy Thanksgiving, Mon.
-C
Dec. 24, 1998; a Christmas card, left on her snowy bedroom window sill
Merry Christmas. See you under the mistletoe.
-Santa
Jan. 25, 1998; her nightstand notepad
Sorry about Doug. Thank you for coming with me - it really meant a lot.
Maybe next time we play tennis, I'll let you win.
-Mr. Big
Valentine's Day, 1998; a card he presented her with in bed, first thing in the morning, along with flowers
Happy Valentines Day! I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Here's to many more.
love you,
Chandler
Oct. 1, 1999; A page torn from a notebook, folded into eighths, slipped into her back pocket as she walked away from him
Move in with me? Check yes or no.
_Yes
_No
Your future roomie,
Chandler
Feb. 25, 2000; an I'm Sorry card, slid under their bedroom door
Mon, I am a terrible person. You are so wonderful and took advantage of your giving nature and misplaced guilt. I will make this up to you.
I am so sorry. I love you.
Chandler
June 2000; a napkin at the coffee house
Marry me?
Nov. 17, 2000; a paper towel, slid across the kitchen table
Library? I wanna show you a bone book…
- Your study buddy
May 2001; Resort stationery, on the nightstand
Mrs. Bing,
Apparently, we slept through breakfast - you really wore me out last night. I ran out to grab coffee for me and my wife. Be back ASAP.
Thx for last night,
Your husband (Chandler)
Nov. 16, 2001; a page from the phone pad, left on her pillow
To the hottest stripper I've ever encountered —
Money's on the dresser - buy yourself something pretty sexy. Don't tell my wife. Thanks for the best and weirdest bachelor party I've ever attended.
Love you,
Mr. Big
March 29, 2002; a page from the phone pad, snuck into her purse
I was crying! Not out loud - I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid. I'm sure your speech at our 35th anniversary will be better. My offer to hold them will you punch them still stands.
Love,
Chandler
Oct. 15, 2002; a postcard in the mail
Wish You Were Here!
Greetings from Tulsa, Oklahoma
Monica, I am so sorry we're in this mess. I miss you constantly. I hate sleeping without you next to me - apparently, I can't sleep without someone snoring next to me and stealing my blankets. I count down the days, hours, minutes until I see you again.
Love & miss you,
Chandler
May 2, 2003; a post-it note on the bathroom mirror
Any surprises that come our way
All my love,
C
Jan. 2004; a Post-It hanging on the fridge
A simple sketch of a house, with a picket fence
June, 2004; the phone pad on her nightstand
Sorry about yesterday. I was an ass. I'm just SO TIRED. I think the babies are trying to kill me?
Help,
I think my name is Chandler?
August, 2004; notebook paper, next to the coffee pot
Get some rest. Took the babies to breakfast. Will bring you back something.
Love you.
Daddy Sorry, that's weird.
-Chan
Thanksgiving, 2004; a paper hand turkey, taped above the oven
I have so much to be thankful for, and it all starts with you.
Love you more & more every day.
-C
Mother's Day, 2005, a card on the kitchen table with flowers and crafts from the twins
Happy 1st Mother's Day, Mommy! We love you!
Love,
Jack & Erica
Happy Mothers Day, babe. We couldn't do this without you — I'm so glad I'm on this wild ride with you.
I love you,
Chandler
PS I would like to spend all 24 hours of Father's Day sleeping.
Feb. 2007; magnetic alphabet letters on the fridge
Sex?
May 2007; Magna Doodle at the twins' 3rd birthday party
J&E have the best mom
June 2009; written on the back of the program at kindergarten graduation
Don't laugh when I cry. So damn proud.
-me
Summer 2010, written in the sand at the beach
Chandler loves Monica
Bing Family Vacation 2010
December 10, 2012; a Christmas card on top of her book
Surprise! Ross & Rachel are taking the kids for the night. I wanted to spend some time with my beautiful wife before the holidays get too crazy. We have a room at a fancy hotel. Meet me at that swanky bar next to my office for drinks?
-your secret Santa
Summer 2015; a Post-It on the bathroom mirror
Kids will be at camp until 6. I can be home by 4:30. Wanna enjoy the empty house with me?
Your horny husband,
Chandler
March, 2019; a card he gave her over dinner with Jack & Erica
Happy 50th! You have somehow gotten sexier with age. I am so lucky to have spent all these years with you.
Here's to 50 more! Even when we're 110, you'll still be my favorite.
Love you more than words,
Chandler
June 2021, a card on her nightstand Congratulations, graduate!*
* 's mom! (Apparently they don't make cards for graduates' mom. I may have found a hole in the greeting card industry.)
We did it! We made it through terrible toddlers, moody teenagers, and everything in between! We taught TWO kids how to drive! At the same time!
In a couple months, we'll have an empty nest. As much as I'll miss the kids, I am so excited for this next chapter.
Love you!
Chandler
Oct. 2021; two 'we miss you' cards delivered to two college campus mailrooms with almost identical notes
Jack/Erica,
Mom & I miss you tons. Hope you're enjoying your first semester. The house is so quiet without you two.
Here's $50 for beer books. Have fun. Be safe.
Love you,
Dad
January 2022; the Expedia app on his phone
Flying from: NYC (NYC - All Airports)
Flying to: London (LHR - Heathrow)
2 Travelers
May 15, 2022; back of junk mail envelope, left on the kitchen counter
Happy 21st Anniversary! Our marriage is old enough to drink. I ran out for champagne. BRB. Love you.
-Who else?