Dream SMP at Hogwarts: Year one, re-write! Anyone who thinks I'm a copycat can go turn into a yellow tampon. Also I swear I got like a vision or smth bc I wrote the first version before Origins Tubbo turned into Bee boy. I think?

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Dream: The unofficial leader of the server. 7th year Slytherin Prefect. Is part glitch and actually found a way to sneak electronics into Hogwarts. Dating George
Drista: Dream's little sister. 1st year Slytherin. Also part glitch, but has 20% godly blood. One of the 5 people to banish XD and Dreamon
Sapnap: Dream's right-hand man. 6th year Gryffindor. Blazeborn that lacks any identifiable features. Dating Quackity and Karl. One of the 5 people to banish XD and Dreamon
Quackity: Started the Las Nevadas card (Gambling) club at Hogwarts. 5th year Slytherin. Duck Avian with a large scar across his face. Dating Sapnap and Karl
Karl: 5th year Hufflepuff. Time Travelling…entity? God? Sweater changes patterns when he's about to time travel. Dating Quackity and Sapnap
George: 7th year Gryffindor Head boy. Is technically human, but his colourblind goggles have an x-ray feature :). Dating Dream. One of the 5 people to banish XD and Dreamon
BBH: 6th year Hufflepuff. Demon boy :). Kind of adopted Sapnap even though Sapnap's only 6 months younger than him. Dating Skeppy
Skeppy: 6th year Hufflepuff prefect: Diamond boy :). Anger him — get turned into Diamonds. Dating BBH
Puffy: 4th year Ravenclaw. Satyr hybrid. Has a ship back home that she made back when Captain Sparklez was also a Hogwarts student. Dating Niki
Niki: 4th year Ravenclaw. Fish hybrid. Can control water. Dating Puffy
Technoblade: 5th year Gryffindor. Piglin brute through and through. Sort of Ranboo's surrogate sibling along with Niki? Wilbur's twin.
Ranboo: 1st year Gryffindor. Albino Enderian. Sort of Niki and Techno's sibling?
Tubbo: 1st year Gryffindor. Beevian satyr that can also talk to bees. Chaos boy :)
Tommy: 2nd year Slytherin. Dormant Chicken Avian (Has the wings part, not the talk to chickens part). Chaos boy 0.2.
Wilbur: 5th year Gryffindor. Phantom dude that can't burn in the sun. Techno's twin.
Antfrost: 6th year Hufflepuff. Gay cat boy :). Dating Velvet
Velvet: 5th year Hufflepuff. He's…something? Cat boy? Cake boy? Dating Ant
Fundy: 6th year Slytherin. Fox boy. Likes stealing stuff.
Lizzie: 7th year Slytherin. Merling. Jimmy's twin brother.

Doc: 2nd year Ravenclaw. Was the person to create an EMP field around Dream's computers.

Ilvermorny:

Eret: 6th year Wampus. Child of Herobrine…? Will slap you if you keep calling them a "he" for over a month.
Grian: 5th year Thunderbird. Full Chicken Avian, down to Poultry man. Usually takes care of Tommy over the holidays. Has the weirdest relationship with Mumbo, Impulse, and Scar
Mumbo: 4th year Horned serpent. Enderian guy. Has the weirdest relationship with Grian, Impulse, and Scar
Impulse: 5th year Wampus. Technically a human with way too much candy. Runs the iDimpy cocoa experimenting club at Ilvermorny. Has the weirdest relationship with Mumbo, Grian, and Scar. Team ZIT
Scar: 4th year Pukwudgie. Vex hybrid who needs leg braces. Has a bunch of scars from falling off the Quodpot stands in his 2nd year. Has the weirdest relationship with Mumbo, Impulse, and Grian
Xisuma: 7th year Thunderbird Head boy. Void walker that is constantly chasing the Boatem crew down, head of his server. Caught Scar in his 2nd year before he could actually hit the ground
Scott: 7th year Horned Serpent Prefect. Head of his server. Sometimes joins X is the chase, but mostly watches with popcorn. Gay Starboy with a weird Ice power curse thing. Xornoth's older brother, dating Jimmy
Xornoth: 5th year Horned Serpent. Demon thing with a fire curse thing :). Scott's little brother, Joey's sugerdaddy
Joey: 5th year Wampus. Human with some sort of weird sand control thing. Xornoth's his sugardaddy
Sneeg: 7th year Thunderbird. Inchling who can be seen egging Grian on. Has a hate/love relationship with Charlie
Pearl: 3rd year Pukwudgie. Moon entity thing that sometimes joins the Boatem Crew in their shenanigans.
Jimmy: 7th year Pukwudgie. Cod merling with a cod mask. You don't see him, he don't see you. Lizzie's twin brother, dating Scott.

Rendog: 1st year Thunderbird. Werewolf, but Xisuma made sure that everyone thought he was just a wolf hybrid
False: 1st year Horned Serpent. Some sort of fairy who has really good flying skills. Built the first functioning aeroplane at Ilvermorny with Doc's designs.

Cleo: She's undead, she's a zombie, yes yes yes. 1st year Thunderbird. She won't eat your brains, but she will beat your head in with a stick.

Stress: 2nd year Pukwudgie. Another fairy, excellent at baking and poisoning people. Maybe.


The adults:
Phil: The oldest at 706 years old. Elytrian who has the badges for both a Scotland Yard officer and the MOM to arrest people. Official leader of the server. Was the one who found a way to banish XD and Dreamon

Jschlatt: 78 year old Satyr (38 human years). Can control alcohol

Charlie: 28 year old Slimcian (34 human years). Gloopy boy. Works for the MACUSA, has a love-hate relationship with Sneeg. One of the 5 people to banish XD and Dreamon

Gem: 23 year old Wood elf. Ilvermorny muggle studies teacher, usually the one taking care of Pearl and/or the Boatem Crew + Scott and Xornoth

Callahan: Deer deity thing who lurks around the Hogwarts grounds. Bully someone and you'll find him right behind you. One of the 5 people to banish XD and Dreamon

Sam: Creeper, minecraft's grim reap-okay, I'll stop. Security guard at the MOM. George's dad, married to Ponk in a way nobody can comprehend. 35

Punz: Works at MACUSA. Purpled's older brother at 22 years old. Human, but don't hit him or he'll fling you into the other wall

Cpt Sparklez: The second oldest at 304 years old. Nobody knows what he is, but he's Tubbo's dad and Tommy thinks he's pog.

Hbomb: 25 year old Vindicator hybrid that annoyed everyone by making them find a diamond ore in a room full of maps.

Ponk: Magma hybrid, George's sort-of other dad. Hannah's older brother. 30, married to Sam in a way nobody can comprehend. 35

Corpse: Nobody knows. 24

Tango: Demon boy. He's not BBH's sibling, but their powers are so similar they may as well just be. Team ZIT. The third oldest at 103 (100 human years)

Zedaph: Human, but has these weird de-aging and re-aging powers. Don't ask. Team ZIT. He's supposed to be 40, but right now he's 17.

Too young to go anywhere:

Mr. Beast: Karl's cousin (10). He's human, but for some reason, he always seems to be able to pay for anything, even if he just bought a mansion earlier

Hannah: Ponk's little sister (7). Water nymph that's still a bit infected.

Connor: Dream sort of…adopted him? He's 9, by the way. A human, but he always wears this Sonic onesie that makes him…go fast
Purpled: Alien boy that also's a great mercenary (8). Ponk's little brother
Crumb: Ranboo's best friend (10). Feline hybrid.

Not wizards, technically ghosts:

Derivakat: The one who supplied Tommy's discs, which are in reality the history of the server.
SAD-ist: The one who records everything that's happening
CG5: One of the other song-historians. Supplied some other songs and was in Derivakat's Captain Puffy disc.

DAgames: He's only here because CG5 dragged him from his own world. He likes following Charlie around. Every so often he'll scream like a demon to scare someone.
Elybeatmaker: He just makes music out of random sounds the Hermits make