Gibbons residence.
Portia and Gwen are watching a movie on the TV.
Gwen: This movie is awesome.
Portia: I know.
Gwen: Do you want me to get you some more snacks?
Portia: No. I'll get them myself.
She enters the kitchen to get another snack before she slips on a banana peel. She then slid all the way to a mirror, which breaks afterwards.
30 Minutes Later...
Portia woke up and the first thing she saw were her mother and Gwen.
Mary Frances: Portia, are you okay?
Portia: Yeah. I'm fine. How long was I out?
Gwen: 30 Minutes.
Portia: Is the movie over?
Gwen: No. I paused the movie the moment you crashed into that mirror.
Portia got up from the couch.
Portia: Ow.. my head hurts. I think I need to...
She slipped and fell on the floor.
Gwen: Are you okay?!
Portia: Yeah. I'm fine. But where did this puddle come from?!
Gwen: Oh no. When you crashed into that mirror, it just brought you 7 years of bad luck.
Portia: Puh-lease. That's just a superstition! There's no such thing as bad luck.
Mary Frances: I don't know, sweetie. It does seem suspicious that a water puddle was there.
Portia: Whatever. I'm going out for a little while.
Gwen: I'm coming with you to make sure nothing bad happens.
Later...
Portia and Gwen are walking down the street.
Gwen: Are you sure you're okay?
Portia: Yeah, I'm fine! Nothing bad's gonna happen!
A black cat ran past the duo and ran into a ladder, which was holding a can of black paint and it splashes all over Portia.
Gwen: Holy shit!
Portia: What the fuck?!
Gwen: Yup. You're cursed.
Portia: What the fuck are you talking about?
Gwen: Black cats are bad luck.
Portia: Bad luck isn't real!
She then walked under a different ladder, which caused Gwen to gasp.
Gwen: You just walked under a ladder. That's also bad luck.
Portia: Where the hell are you getting this from?!
Gwen: I've seen stuff like this happen to people. It happened to this one kid. He got so much bad luck, he ended up getting killed in a hit and run accident.
Portia: That's not gonna happen to me, okay?!
She then walked away.
Gwen: Portia, as your best friend, I'm trying to help you.
Portia: Look! Everything bad that has happened to me today have been a bunch of coincidences! There is no such thing as bad lu-
A car drove past a puddle and mud splashed all over Portia.
Gwen: A bunch of coincidences, huh?
Portia: Let's go back to my house.
After Portia got cleaned up...
Gwen: Are you feeling okay after everything terrible that's happening to you?
Portia: Yes, but I still don't believe in luck. Trust me, the bad things that happened to me are coincidences. And I'm about to head back out and in case it rains, I'm gonna bring an umbrella.
Just as she grabs the umbrella, she accidentally popped opened it.
Gwen: That's bad luck.
Portia: How the fuck is opening an umbrella bad luck?! Besides, I didn't mean to open it! It was an accident!
Gwen: It's bad luck because you opened it indoors. You can't do that.
Portia: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
She then closes the umbrella, which caused part of her shirt to get stuck on it.
Gwen: Told ya.
After Portia got unstuck from the umbrella...
Gwen: Do you think you're having bad luck now?
Portia: Yes. I'm cursed! What am I supposed to do?! I don't want to have horrible things happen to me! What did I ever do to deserve this?!
Gwen: Nothing. But don't worry. We'll find a way to lift this curse.
Portia: But how?! I can't go five minutes without something horrible happening to me!
Gwen: Look. There is one person who can help you, and trust me. She's an expert.
Portia: Well, who is it?
Portia enters Fortunes Told and took a seat. Appearing in front of her was Madam Valeska.
Madam Valeska: So, you must be Portia Gibbons, right?
Portia: Yeah. And you must be Madam Valeska, right?
Madam Valeska: Yes. So what brings you here?
Portia: I slid in a banana peel and slammed into a mirror and now I'm cursed with bad luck! Is there any way for me to reverse it?!
Madam Valeska: Well, here are some things you should get.
Portia: Tell me!
Madam Valeska looked in her crystal ball searching for the good luck charms and she actually found them.
Madam Valeska: Okay. The things you need to get are a lucky rabbit's foot, a four-leaf clover, a horseshoe, and a dream catcher.
Portia: That's it?
Madam Valeska: Yes.
Portia: Okay. I'll find them. Thanks, Madam Valeska! (She walked out of the store before white paint splashed all over her.) GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
(Montage)
Portia and Gwen have been walking all over San Francisco finding the good luck charms. They spent all day searching for them, but had no luck. After a large amount of searching, they found a clean horseshoe and a dream catcher. They also went to a bunch of fields to find a four-leaf clover, but had no luck finding it. They ended up finding one in front of the building where they have their troop meetings. They returned to Portia's room.
(End of Montage)
Gwen: Looks like we have all the recommended good luck charms except for the rabbits foot.
Portia: Well, where should we find it?
Gwen: Well, we should try looking on the wild.
Portia: I'm not getting my fucking clothes dirty, so no.
Gwen: Well, where should we search for it?
Portia: Well, I heard someone actually found it and are auctioning it.
Gwen: Let's go to the auction.
One trip to the auction later...
They returned to the bedroom and got the rabbit's foot.
Portia: We did it!
Gwen: Let's see if your luck has reversed.
Someone knocks on the door. Portia answered it.
Delivery Man: Package for Portia Gibbons?
Portia: That's me.
He gives her the package and it was the new iPhone 13.
Gwen: You ordered an iPhone 13?
Portia: Of course I did! (She opens it and it was not damaged.) It worked! I'm not cursed anymore!
Both girls cheered until they heard crashing noises. They ran into the kitchen and noticed Mary Frances slipped and crashed into the same mirror her daughter ran into, which destroyed it.
Mary Frances: Ow...
Gwen facepalmed.
Gwen: You have got to be shitting me.