At the request of Charlastorshipper (on AO3), I am doing Charlie's POV starting ch 8. I had actually thought about it when I first started but said naw.
I had thought, I could do it in small parts but now I'm going through chapter 4 and well, Charlie's POV could've been a whole ass story by itself LMAO most of the dialogue will be the same but the biggest differences will be Charlie's thoughts and interactions with Vaggie and Angel.
So chapter 8 will be chapter 1&2
Chapter 9 will be chapter 3&4
Chapter 10 will be a whopper of chapters 5, 6 & 7.
So get ready for some 10,000+ words chapters at that point LMAO It's really hilarious to write her thoughts on the whole thing because she was panicking more than Alastor was XD
I hope I make you happy Charlastorshipper!
The next morning, I woke up.
Well, would you look at that! I did fall asleep even with my heart pounding so hard it almost cracked a rib.
My eyes widened to see Charlie was plastered against my side with an arm draped over my chest. Her blonde hair was messed up, sticking in every direction and even wrapped up some in my antlers. Her lips were parted and she looked so peaceful.
She was stunning.
I have no idea what possessed me to do so, but I touched her cheek with the back of my hand. A smile instantly appeared on her face and I felt that ridiculous fluttering feeling again.
Good lord!
For a moment I was ok. I felt fine….
That was until I remembered everything we had done the night before.
My entire body stiffened up to where my muscles cramped up in protest. Now what do I do? Do…. Do I lay here? Do I untangle her hair from my antlers? Do I wake her with a kiss? Why didn't I ask Vagatha more questions yesterday?
My lord-
Should I have asked Angel Dust for assistance with this?
Who else would I ask?
Niffty read those filthy books and I have no idea if she would have any real advice…. on this subject matter.
After a few deep breaths to calm myself, I decided to untangle her hair from my head. It felt like I got it all. So then… I got ready for the day. It was almost five thirty now and with us both usually fixing breakfast, Charlie had been getting up around six instead.
Maybe I need to read more romance books or maybe watch more picture shows? Maybe that wouldn't be as accurate?
I glanced back at the princess sleeping in my bed and decided to let her sleep a little longer. I needed some time to think so I didn't irrationally do something stupid. I didn't want to give Charlie the impression she had done something wrong…. So time for breakfast.
I could single-handedly cook breakfast anyways thanks to my shadow. It knew exactly what to do. So, I made the bacon and cheese omelets and my shadow did the veggie omelets. Once those were all done, we did the hash browns.
"Do the coffee and I will set up the lobby."
My shadow grinned and nodded quickly. I set up the tables and chair with the snap of my fingers when I saw Vaggie coming through the lobby. Her nighttime clothing was rather interesting…. This black night gown said 'Fuck Around and Find Out.' I suppose it suited her personality but I could see Angel Dust wearing such a thing instead of her.
"Is Charlie here? She wasn't in her room," the moth demon asked me.
My face betrayed me by heating up with shame.
"What?" Vaggie asked, staring at me.
I cleared my throat and stood up straighter.
"She's in my…. my bed," I answered.
Her pink eye widened and her jaw dropped.
"Did…." she started but the words died in her throat.
"I kissed her, yes."
"Did you fuck her?" she hissed.
I cringed at her words.
"Could you use more polite words? No I did not… I think."
"Wha- what? What do you mean you think?!"
"Could you please come closer so I don't have to say such things so loudly?"
Vaggie rushed at me, I almost thought she was going to crash into me.
"What did you do?!" Miss Vaggie whispered.
"I'm not quite sure."
Her face fell and she sputtered out words but none of them made any sense for me to answer her.
"I can describe the actions if you want. We had our clothes on."
Her face twisted up into something I wasn't quite sure what that was….. I put on a rather uncomfortable smile because I suddenly felt stressed out.
"What the fuck is that?!" Vaggie shouted and pointed behind me.
My shadow came out of the kitchen with the silver coffee dispenser.
"That's my shadow."
"Your…. your shadow can move on it's own?"
"Yes Miss Vaggie! Rather useful isn't it!" I said cheerfully and thankful for the subject change.
"Yea…. I mean…."
She looked a little lost for a moment before returning her gaze at me.
"Are you ok? I didn't think you two would just jump in like that."
"I am…. still processing it."
She didn't look convinced in the slightest.
"What do I do now?" I asked, with an unstable grin, "Do I wake her and bring her down or do I take her breakfast?"
"It's really up to you-
"Morning guys!"
Miss Vagatha and I turned around and stared at Charlie. It seemed she made no attempt to go to her room and tame that wild mess of hair. I thought she looked rather adorable with it sticking up every where. I smiled fondly at her and straightened up a bit more.
"Good morning Princess Charlie!"
"Hey Charlie. Did you sleep good?" Vaggie asked.
Charlie's face lit up bright red and she suddenly felt the floor was more interesting.
"Y-yea! Good morning!"
"Would you like an omelette?"
She looked up at me then at Vaggie. I watched her closely trying figure out what she was thinking….
It was then I realized my pajamas were a little big on her. Anyone could tell they weren't hers.
"So, you slept in Alastor's room?" Vaggie asked with a knowing smile.
I nearly choked on my own spit and Charlie was darker than my dress shirt.
"Nothing really happened!" the princess cried out, trying to hide her face.
The mothy demon snorted before shrugging.
"Please, ladies! Have a seat and my shadow will assist you with your breakfast needs. We're almost done!"
Once everything was placed out, Charlie's sinners started filtering into the lobby. I had gotten my own food and coffee. I just sat down to join Miss Charlie and Miss Vagatha when that annoying fool Angel Dust came to our table. I watched as Vaggie rolled her one eyed and I almost snorted into my coffee.
She was just delightful sometimes!
"Hey Smiles."
I arched an eyebrow. He really had a wonderfully creative way of coming up with nicknames for people.
"How can I help you my good fellow?"
"Can you…. if you want- can you make lasagna for dinner?"
Vaggie looked shocked, Charlie only blinked and I was mildly surprised. He asked nicely and he didn't use any cuss words. He's improved I suppose.
"I can do that for you Angel Dust. Is there any particular way you want it?"
The spider demon placed his hands on his straight hips and looked thoughtful.
"I like more sausage than hamburger and lots of cheese. Also I love garlic."
"I most certainly can do that! Thank you for asking so nicely."
"Thanks Al…. Um…. You're not so scary after all. I guess."
I gave him a tight smile.
"If that's the case…. Perhaps I need to do something about that," I said gripping my coffee cup tightly.
"N-no! I mean…. um you're a big fuckin' scary demon that cooks really good!"
Charlie giggled and Vaggie sighed.
"That's a little better."
The front door to the hotel was slammed open, rattling the stained glass on the doors. My ears perked up. Both of the women jumped in their seats at the noise.
"MISTER ALASTOR ARE YOU HERE?!"
Niffty. I told her to swing by around eight but I suppose she couldn't hold in her excitement. My tiny companion came flying at me and slammed into my side, gripping onto me for dear life with that sharp toothed smile on her face. Her big eye landed on Vagatha first then onto Charlie.
"Sorry I'm so early! I just couldn't wait anymore!" she screeched.
Then her eye landed on Angel Dust who was glaring at her.
"You're a pretty guy!" she commented.
The spider demon snorted and grin, "Thanks tiny thing. You're cute yourself."
"So! What do you need me to do?!" Niffty shouted, hanging onto me still.
"Miss Charlie. Miss Vagatha. This little darlin' is Niffty! I asked her to come along and help!"
Charlie looked at Niffty then back at me.
"Help?"
"Yes! Niffty is one of the best cleaners around and she cooks as well!"
"I don't need help-
"No no dear! That's wacky nonsense! You and Miss Vagatha try so hard to clean this place and I thought I could offer you some expert help!"
"She can't clean the hotel all by herself," Charlie said looking worried, "I would feel bad."
Niffty scoffed at the princess, "How dare you!"
Vaggie's eyebrows shot up and Charlie had a bewildered look on her face.
"No dear! She's not insulting you- she thinks it would be too much on you all at once. She's simply worried about you."
"Oh."
I sipped my coffee watching Niffty closely. I hoped and almost prayed to god that she didn't say anything I have told her. She eyed Charlie then me then her eye went on Charlie's clothes. She opened her mouth wide and I slapped my hand over her mouth.
"Please don't speak what you're about to say. I know what you want to say but don't do it Niffty. Don't make me kill you after all these years."
The one eyed demon cackled loudly and jumped back. She swayed back and forth with a big grin on her face.
"Alright! Where do you want me to start?" Niffty asked, still eyeing Charlie up.
I glanced at Charlie then at Vagatha.
"Where would you like her to start?"
"Start on the first floor and then upward. Try cleaning the lobby and kitchen last since we're still having breakfast," Vaggie answered with a smile.
"Aren't you hungry?" Charlie asked.
"I already ate!"
With that, Niffty was gone.
Thank god.
"Well, I have some stuff to do on my computer," Vaggie said standing up.
I watched as she got up and disappeared into the kitchen leaving Charlie and I at the table.
"What did Niffty have to say huh?"
Ah, I forgot the adult video star was here. I arched an eyebrow at him.
"Would you like to wash dishes?" I asked.
He scoffed, "Hell no!"
"Then go away over there."
Charlie gave me a look like she couldn't believe I said that but I did not want to talk about it. Not in front of him anyways. Angel Dust walked away shooting me dirty looks but he had a small smile on his face. She looked back at me with an odd expression I couldn't place even if I tried.
"Alastor, you didn't have to do that….."
I waved my hand around, "It's no big deal darling! You deserve a break from the back breaking work you've been putting in! Niffty can clean better than any other sinner I know!"
She blushed and sputtered something. I could only grin and lean in closer to her. I reached out and played with some of her golden hair.
"That's why I was late to the movie night yesterday. I suppose I got lucky Miss Vaggie was nice enough to start later. I wanted to give you a surprise."
"You…. you didn't have to do that."
She shifted in her seat uncomfortably.
"I'm aware I didn't have too. I admire the work you're doing even though most sinners would think it wasn't possible. Even if it doesn't work, Hell will be a little bit better yes?"
Her eyes widened some then they began to water.
"Thanks Al."
"Do you feel better after last night?" I asked curiously.
Her face turned bright red and I could almost feel the heat. I let go of the little bit of hair I had been stroking (her hair was very soft) and went back to my coffee.
"Are you ok though?"
My eyes met hers.
"What do you mean?"
"I figured you would panic or something. Angel Dust had mentioned he thought you were asexual."
"Oh."
I drummed my fingers against the table.
"What is that? I do not think I have a sexual attraction to the letter 'a'."
Charlie just stared at me then a goofy grin appeared on her face.
"That's not what that means."
"Ah! Then explain it to me."
The color died off on her face but her cheeks were still pinker than normal.
"Like Angel Dust is gay- he only likes guys. Vaggie is lesbian and she only likes girls. I'm bisexual so that means I like girls and guys. Asexual is someone who doesn't experience sexual attraction or very little but it's really a broad spectrum and it could mean different things. Like someone could only like holding hands, kissing and things like that but sex isn't something they desire. There are some who do have sex because their partner does and then there are others who are kind put off about it. It depends on the person."
"I see."
None of those seemed to fit me I suppose but what would I know?
"Does that make sense?" Charlie asked looking at her coffee.
"It does but I feel as if none of that applies to me."
She only smiled at me.
"Are you still up for doing your therapy with me? I can understand if it's a little weird now…."
"Why would it be weird?"
The princess just stared at me.
I'm was beginning to think I'm an idiot…. Perhaps I should've socialized more as a human being. My father was correct along.
"Um, because of everything that happened last night…. I figured you would be embarrassed."
"I am not. Just processing everything as it comes. So, what do you wish to do now?"
Charlie fidgeted with her fingers.
"I need to get ready!"
The princess jumped from her chair and bolted from the lobby. I sat there for a few moments and shrugged. Maybe I need to find Niffty and talk to her.
I had a bad feeling this was not a good idea but I needed some advice.
Well…. I went out and let off some steam first.
X
X
Once I returned to the hotel (I made sure I was clean), the lobby looked wonderful! Niffty did a swell job and she always did! The place smelled a little better too but the bleach smell was slightly over powering. It seemed Charlie was no where to be seen at this moment but there was Vaggie talking to one of the hotel's sinners.
Her eye landed on me and I beamed at her in the most friendly way possible. There was no reason for me to find her abrasive attitude annoying since she has been so helpful.
"She's in the office," she said with a sly smile.
"Oh, well actually I was looking for dear ol' Niffty! What floor is she on currently?"
"Ah, she's on the second floor. She just started it."
"Thank you Miss Vagatha!"
I disappeared out of the lobby into the second floor hallway. I looked around to see a few of the doors were open.
She really worked fast. No wonder the radio tower was cleaned in twenty minutes.
"Niffty!" I called out and waited.
That tiny blur of red came out of one of the open bedrooms. She gave me a sharp grin that always placed a smile on my own face. She sure was a sweet thing- even with all those pointy teeth.
"Yes Mister Alastor?"
"I need to ask for your opinion on something darlin'. Can we go into one of these rooms and talk?"
Her eye widened.
"Is this about the princess?" she whispered.
I really needed to give her more credit…. she could be discreet when she needed to be.
"Yes milady."
"Oh! Come in here! I'm almost done!"
Niffty had a nice bounce in her step, humming happily as she grabbed her white spray bottle. I closed the door behind us and waited for Niffty to give me her full attention. She twirled her blue rag around then turned around slowly.
"What did you wanna ask me?"
"What do you do for a lady once you've kissed her and slept beside of her?" I asked looking thoughtful, "I let her sleep in and made breakfast already."
Her jaw dropped open and her eye nearly popped out of the socket. I waited patiently as her shell shocked expression took over. I wasn't sure what face I should make while she processed everything so I just smiled and waited.
"Well…. I don't know? I never made it the next morning often. Usually I went before the night was over."
I blinked a few times thinking.
Is that what men did to young ladies such as Charlie and Niffty? Just booted them out before midnight after an amorous meet up? That was rather rude if I do say so myself. No wonder Charlie wanted to go back to her room.
"You could give her fake flowers," Niffty said breaking me out of my thoughts.
"I could…."
I tend to wilt live flowers but I suppose that was a drawback of being a murderer in my human life. It was only a guess as to why plants died in my hands but it was very amusing for a while. Now, not so much.
"You really like her huh?"
"I believe so but I'm still trying to deal with this new rush of emotions. They are very pleasant and surprising but I hate surprises. I feel as if I'm missing key points here…."
"Let me get you one of my books!"
I wrinkled my nose up at that idea.
"I have a few that are pretty tame- I swear! Not all books have hot sex in them!"
I grinned, "Well, tell me which one I should read and I'll go get it."
"Alright! I actually wrote it myself though!"
I knew Niffty read books. She wrote them too and sometimes I would catch Husker reading a few of them himself. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to read one of them.
"Which one is it?"
"It's pink and it's called The Well of Water. A guy comes across a pretty woman in the well and comes to find out she's actually dead but he falls for her anyways."
"As in… she still inhabits her dead body?" I asked giving her a weird look.
"Her soul actually. I can't tell you anymore!"
"Alright then. I shall fetch that!"
I turned to leave when I felt her pull on my coat tails.
"Yes Niffty?"
I glanced at her.
"I heard that gray lady say they needed someone to run the front desk because of the calls they got and the clients needing things. Maybe you can bring someone else to help? I'm sure the princess will love that!"
I straightened up a little more, humming.
"I know just the person! If Miss Charlie or Miss Vagatha come looking for me, let them know I had to run a few errands but this stays between us."
"Sure!"
X
X
"Husker my good friend!"
The poor old cat demon nearly fell out of his chair. I grinned as I watched him pull himself off the floor. I shouldn't have been surprised he was in a bar but I always was. The other demons around him were falling off their bar stools to get away from me. I chuckled loudly at the slight amount of chaos.
"Fuck! Can't you knock like a regular person or at least use the door instead of popping up?! What the fuck you want with me this time?!" he shouted.
He always had colorful way of expressing himself. I loved it!
HA!
"I came to ask a favor of you."
"You act like it's a fucking favor but you would just kill me if I said no!"
I cackled loudly.
"Well! I suppose your answer is yes then! I have been staying at the Happy Hotel."
"Is that why you haven't been bothering me with your wacky ass bullshit?"
"Yes!"
He continued to glare at me.
"What the fuck is it now?"
"I want you to man the front desk of the Princess' hotel. I promise to make it very inviting for you as well!"
"The Princess? You mean that chick from the news channel? Didn't she burn that fucking place down?"
"Yes indeedy! That's not why I've been there though!"
"Uh huh."
I cracked my neck and watched as my old pal cringed.
"Fucking hell- you're gonna eat her aren't you?!"
I snorted loudly before cracking my fingers.
"I think not my good fellow! Why is that your first guess with everything?"
"Like I need to explain anything to you. You already know why."
My grin started to border on creepy.
"Anyways my old pal you- meet me at the Happy Hotel at six. We have dinner at six thirty! I must get that book Niffty wrote."
"You're gonna read one of her nasty books?"
"No no! I wouldn't read one of those!"
He arched an eyebrow at me.
"You're a fucking whack job, you know that right?"
I cackled once again before patting his shoulder.
"You're such a hoot! See you soon Husker!"
X
I returned to the hotel with Niffty's book in my hand. It was pink and black. She managed to bind it herself leaving me rather impressed. I suppose if this book would be good enough, I would read a few more of them…. Provided they weren't filled with lemons…. Apparently Niffty had called it that among other things.
I took my place on the couch in the lobby and started reading.
It was about four in the afternoon and I was only half way through it.
Niffty was a talented gal. It's a wonder how she never wrote anything in her human life.
So far, this lady was stabbed repeatedly and thrown down a well. One day a young man hears her crying and attempts to save her and instead finds out she's dead. He wasn't afraid of her and decides to help her find her peace so she can move on. He ends up falling in love with her in his quest to help her out.
That's as far as I got.
Niffty certainly could write a gruesome death….. it gave me the chills.
Anyways….
All he does is hug her a lot, bring her flowers in her favorite colors. He brings her books and reads to her. At some point she materializes for him and they share their first kiss despite her smelling like putrid water. I had expected something rather disgusting (I knew Niffty well enough to know how she was) but it wasn't like that at all. Well, I was only half way through the book but so far it did give me better ideas of what romantic things I could do for Charlie. So far I've only done the physical things and having Niffty help was one of those.
I did find black fake flowers though. I would give those to her later.
I managed to get another chapter down when Miss Vagatha decided to grace me with her presence.
"What are you doing down here?" she asked placing her hands on her hips.
"I'm reading."
"I can see that but you haven't talked to Charlie since this morning."
I frowned slightly, "I'm aware… Is that not ok?"
"Well, I think she's mad at you…. Usually when you engage in those kinds of activities, you usually keep up with the person."
I frowned even more.
"Is that so?"
"I explained to her you probably didn't know a damn thing so give you a break."
"I must apologize… I had asked Niffty for some assistance. She suggested this book she wrote and I have to say it's very helpful! I also have another surprise for her and I went to pick out fake flowers."
"Fake flowers?"
"I cannot touch live ones."
"That's… fucking weird."
I grinned, "Indeed it is! I was simply educating myself."
"Alright, well you should make dinner with Charlie. You did promise Angel Dust lasagna."
"Oh yes! I almost forgot!"
"Is that book that good?" she asked looking at the cover.
"It's a dark romance murder mystery. I love it actually…. If you don't mind placing this in my room and I will pick up the things we need for tonight. Tell Charlie to meet me at five if she wants to assist…. If she isn't too mad at me."
X
Gathering everything up for twenty people wasn't too bad. We had two cake pans at the hotel but I found even bigger ones a nice lady pointed out would be better for the Italian dish I was making. I had to agree with her…. The only thing I wasn't making from scratch was the noodles.
Hopefully Charlie wasn't too mad at me…. It did bother me a little bit once I had thought about what Miss Vaggie had said. Had she come into the lobby and I never noticed? I had hoped if Charlie wanted to speak to me, she would say something.
Maybe I needed more advice than I thought?
Hmmmm….
I made it back to the Happy Hotel five til five and walked through the front doors. Charlie was already coming through the lobby with an odd expression on her face. For some reason, it made my stomach feel weird. Perhaps she was really upset with me.
She stopped by the kitchen door and glanced my way. Once her eyes met mine, that dazzling smile of hers reappeared and my heart started to flutter. I let out a resigned sigh. I suppose this feeling wouldn't go away anytime soon.
I think I'm ok with that.
"Hello my darling Charlie! Sorry I kept you waiting!"
"No, I just got here."
"No, no sweetheart. I mean all day actually."
The princess looked a little shocked at first.
"I will have you know the whole courting deal is very new to me and I have to ask advice for it all. In a way I have been unable to process it all but I do not hate the feeling I get whenever I am near you. Niffty gave me a book to read to help and offered me suggestions. I hope you can forgive me."
Her cheeks turned a bright pink.
"N-no Al, I'm sorry…. I know you're new to the whole thing but…. I kind of get it in my head you could do better than me?"
"What do you mean 'do better than me'?" I asked feeling perplexed.
"Like… you'll find another woman you like better."
I scoffed.
"My dearest princess! Where did you get that wacky nonsense from? I could never find anyone better than you Miss Charlie."
She placed her hands on her cheeks, "I'm sorry Alastor- I didn't mean to offend you!"
I took her hand and led her into the kitchen. I placed everything on the table and returned my attention to the demoness who had enchanted me.
"Where would you get an idea like that?" I asked.
"I don't know…. I was afraid I scared you off."
I laughed lightly, "Darling, if you did anything to bother me I would've told you."
I slipped a hand around her side and to her back. I dipped my head down trying to remember how to kiss her. A few heated moments the night before was wonderful but it wasn't helping me right now. My brain was a fuzzy mess of tangled thoughts.
Charlie helped me out and pressed her lips against mine. That maddening feeling started to consume me so rapidly I couldn't help myself as I pulled her flush against me and my other hand wrapped around her as well. She smelled sweet like brown sugar… That's what she smelled like- I finally got to place the smell.
She gripped the back of my coat tightly and I wanted nothing more than to throw her onto the table. I wanted her right there and those thoughts were outrageously alarming. Alarming enough to make me pull back, leaving both of us breathless.
"Oh, w-wow."
"Is that a good wow?"
She giggled and nodded furiously.
"A very good wow."
"I see."
"I need to warn you- you keep kissing me like that, I won't be able to keep my hands off of you."
"Oh my…. Such a naughty princess aren't you?"
Her face lit up bright red and she pulled herself out of my arms.
"W-we need to cook before we can't…."
So the two of us got to work. I did my best to keep from touching Charlie. I might lose my mind if I did. She did continue to shoot looks at me the whole time. I pretended not to notice but it made me smile. I loved that she wanted to look at me.
I wonder what she would do if we continued on.
WELL!
I cleared my throat as I went to the fridge and grabbed the last bag of cheese we needed.
"You ok Al? Are you getting sick?"
"Ah, well I am coming down with something but I wouldn't say it was sickness in the usual sense of the word."
I heard the princess giggle. Much to my surprise, she came up behind me, wrapping her arms around my very narrow waist. I felt my whole body heat up in a weird way that I hadn't exactly felt before. Her hands were at the button of my dress pants and slid her hands upwards toward my chest.
I know what an erection is. I've woken up with them more than once through out my life…. I wasn't as aware of it last night but I certainly was now.
"Good lord woman, what are you doing to me?" I asked suddenly very flustered and aware of my obvious arousal.
"I'll do whatever you want me to do to you Alastor," she whispered softly.
I almost dropped the cheese.
"Miss Charlie…. I am aware throwing you onto the table is an option but it's not sanitary and we would get caught. A lady like you shouldn't be seen in such a position."
"Alright. I'll try to behave for now."
She grabbed the cheese from my hands and walked over to the pans of lasagna. I walked away into the pantry of the kitchen and hid in there for about five minutes until my lower region issue resolved itself. I came out quietly to see Charlie listening to music and swaying her hips. She was humming too, looking at her phone.
I walked up behind her as quietly as I could.
I hadn't done it in a while, but I allowed music to start off softly, coming from my inner radio. The princess jumped slightly and turned to look at me. I know I was smirking at her before pulling her against me.
"It doesn't have to be anything more than moving a little."
"What-
I didn't wait for an answer and I placed her hands on my shoulders and I put my claws on her hips. We just swayed a little bit to the music I produced. I half expected her to jerk away and tell me she couldn't but she stayed near me, moving with me with a smile on her face.
Finally.
It wasn't the intense night of dancing we had experienced before but it would do for now.
Just as I was about to lean in and kiss her again, the kitchen door busted open- my radio let out a loud screeching sound making the princess flinch. Charlie and I froze before I turned my head, cracking it in the process to see the wide yellow eyes of my dear old friend, Husker. The cat demon looked so stunned, he didn't even look like he was breathing. His eyes landed on Charlie before he blinked and rubbed his eyes.
I wonder how much he had to drink today. He was probably thinking he was so very drunk he was hallucinating.
"Ah! My good man!" I greeted him, not letting go of the beautiful blonde who looked confused as can be.
"Um, what the fuck is going on?"
"This is Miss Charlie! The hostess to this hotel! Charlie, darling, this is my friend Husker! He's come to assist you!"
"W-what?"
The cat demon rolled his eyes at me but his eyebrows were still raised up. I still didn't let go of her. I didn't want too.
"I've come to run the front desk. This fuck face said you needed help and asked me."
The princess stared at me and then back at my friend.
"You wanna help me?"
"Yup.
"Oh ok…."
"You wanna show me the front desk or whatever instead of playing grab ass with the only woman who would ever touch you?"
"I should warn you not to speak about her that way."
He rolled his eyes and left the kitchen. I beamed down at the princess who looked a little embarrassed.
"Shall we?" I asked holding out my arm to her, "I have no idea how to run a hotel front desk so you will have to show me too just in case you need the extra help."
Charlie only nodded looking a little confused but she wore that bright smile anyways.
Oh how I loved it!
I'll just have to give her those flowers later.