Candy Crush

Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V series.

Pairing: Established Yuya x Sora.

Summary:

Shiunin Sora is proof too much candy is bad for you.


When he didn't receive a reply from Sakaki Yuya on his first hello, Shiunin Sora practically teleported right next to Yuya's eardrum and repeated himself with a couple extra decibels to Reaction Force a reaction.

"AH-AH-AUUGH!" Yuya fell over, clutching the one ear Sora yelled into. He moaned incomprehensibly through his swollen cheeks, complaining unintelligibly whilst rolling side to side until Yuzu passed him her hand and pulled him upright.

"He says he isn't deaf. Or wasn't, till you did that." Yuzu attempted not to laugh. "I may have cleaned up what he said a little."

"What's wrong with him?"

"Cavities. The dentist was originally only booked to work on two teeth today, but you know how it is at home." She didn't need to be specific. Reference to Yoko was implied.

"Oneesan bribed the dentist to operate on all of Yuya's teeth in one go?"

Yuya rubbed his sore lower jaw, not sure which ached worse: his teeth or his ear. He was opposed to Sora calling his mom "Oneesan" because complimenting her youth and beauty resulted in her feeding his food to Sora, but was also against him calling her "Okaasan" because it made it sound as though one of them had proposed and she was now Sora's mother-in-law by default.

Knowing Sora, he'd probably propose with a Ring Pop.

Candy was what got Yuya in trouble with the dentist, and he currently couldn't even swallow its mention lest it revive memories of the buzz-buzz-buzz-buzzing drill.

"Yuzu? How can you understand what he's saying? Is there some kind of trick?"

"When you've been around Yuya as long as I have, you pick it up naturally. That's the trick."

Sora jumped onto Yuya, who shut his hands over both ears to protect himself. "YOU HEAR THAT, YUYA? KEEP STICKING TO ME LIKE TAFFY SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!"

Yuya moaned out another mix of word chunks.

Sora slanted towards Yuzu, waiting for her to translate.

"Candy, Yuya?" she questioned.

She was communicating his message wrong!

"Candy? Here. Want a lick? Candy makes you less berserk." Sora unintentionally caused Yuya more pain though his offer of a lime sucker.

Actually, it was awakening his temper. Sora and Yuzu were just lucky Zarc wasn't inside Yuya anymore, otherwise he might rage and destroy the four dimensions!

Sora was a human candy dispenser. Every time they hung out (Sora hanging off ledges, branches, and doors for real), Sora gave Yuya candy out of his bottomless pockets.

That's where all the cavities came from. Yuya didn't notice how much candy Sora distributed on a regular basis until the dentist got him in the chair.

Hint: It was irregular!

The direction they were headed, Yuya would be toothless by the time Sora actually proposed!