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This is pure crack meant for fun, and its gonna have a bit of a surprise.

Enjoy.

Buffy and Xander stood in her garden, talking.

"I thought I hit bottom, but ... it hurt. That you didn't trust me enough to tell me about Spike", Xander said, paused, then said softly. "It hurt."

"I'm sorry. I should have told you", Buffy said.

Xander gave a small smile. "Maybe you would have, if I hadn't given you so many reasons to think I'd be an ass about it."

"Guess we've all done a lot of things lately we're not proud of", Buffy said.

Xander gave a slightly larger smile. "I think I've got you beat."

"Wanna compare?" Buffy asked.

"Not so much", Xander said as they smiled tentatively at each other. "I don't know what I'd do ... without you and Will."

Buffy was teary. "Let's not find out."

Xander nodded and they hugged.

"I love you. You know that, right?" Buffy asked.

Xander spotted something over Buffy's shoulder and his eyes widened in alarm. "Buffy!"

A very angry Warren was striding toward them, fast. He still wore the all-black outfit from the previous night. Buffy and Xander jumped up, turning to face him.

"You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that?" He laughed crazily. "Think again."

As he was about to take out his gun, 'Drive That Funky Soul' played out of nowhere, making all 3 look around in shock.

The door of the Summers house opened as Bully Maguire walked out, walking past Buffy and Xander, and standing between them and Warren.

As the music played, he adjusted his coat and clapped his hands before spinning them in a merry-go-round motion, dancing in front of all as they froze.

Warren was frozen in shock as Bully Maguire stopped dancing, then looked at him.

Bully Maguire then told Warren. "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"

Warren now sneered and took out his gun to fire when Bully Maguire kicked the ground, sending dirt flying into Warren's eyes as he screamed, the dirt blinding him.

"Look at little pathetic misogynist. Gonna cry?" Bully Maguire taunted. Warren blindly fired one shot, which Bully Maguire dodged, then spinning, grabbed the bullet with a web and hurled it back at Warren.

It went through his head and he fell down, dead.

"See ya chump", Bully Maguire said, then did a dancing spin and walked off, Buffy and Xander still too stunned to respond.

Willow and Tara ran outside, the latter asking. "What happened?"

"Yeah, we heard a gunshot", Willow added.

"I got no idea", Buffy finally said.

And Bully Maguire bullied Warren to death.

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.