BUMPIN' INTRO
Big Wario was sittin' around,
Rewatching vids on the old Newgrounds
When suddenly he got the urge to write
And belted out a fanfic inspired by his spite
It was a Smash Bros. story where everyone got buffed
Except for Luigi and Jigglypuff
Who dressed in lederhosen and started doing crime
Weeping bitterly most of the time
But Yoshi's taxes left him quite in debt
So, he got Dry Bowser and also Toadette
Who fired back with a gaseous assault,
Melting the doors off the fanfiction vault.
A ton of sappy stories about Reader X Niall
Fell into the Sora and Riku pile
Now they're all in a high school AU
Along with some chick named Mary Sue.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC!
Of ultimate destiny
Cringe, ships, self-inserts, and typos
As far as the eye can see
I'm not quite sure what I'm writing
Guess we'll just wait and see…
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC…
Of ultimate destiny
Dipper went to Waluigi's Taco Stand
And passed Jacob Black on his way to the can
But Jacob went mad and bared his abs
Killing off Freddy and the rest of FNAF
And Tails got trolled and that wasn't very nice,
So, he pulled out a gun and killed anime twice
But Aang and Korra were both still alive,
So, they joined the Hunger Games and tried to survive
Then Harry turned into a Pikachu
And Draco became an Agumon too
But a very thin man who had no face
Ate some creepy pasta and then gave chase
The man was subdued with the power of love
From Hank Hill and Peridot from above
Who welcomed the class to the WWE
Which was just another segment of iCarly
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC!
Of ultimate destiny
Cringe, ships, self-inserts, and typos
As far as the eye can see
I'm not quite sure what I'm writing
Guess we'll just wait and see…
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC…
The angels sang…
The class was awed
Down from the heavens…
Descended Garfield the god
Who was so hot…
And better than Scott
That one guy from school…
That I hate a lot
He won every woman…
Even your mom
Because Garfield's abs…
Are totes da bomb
A flamer tried…
Leaving their thoughts
But was obliterated…
By a legion of bots
And Sonic the Bae and Sonic the Fright
And King Arthur AU Sonic and the Black Knight
The one with all the girls and the one that is a girl
And the one that has almost every power in the world
Edgy Sonic, Classic Sonic, Super Sonic, Metal Sonic
Baby Sonic, Movie Sonic, every single human Sonic
A Sonic wearing pants and a Sonic with a gun
Snoc, Werehog, some dog, and his son
Entered the high school without further ado
Had the best morals and good looks too
But they all got itchy and then they died
From a rampant disease and everyone cried
The students went to TDI instead
But in a matter of moments, everybody was dead
Only one pairing remained and would you believe?
It was Ebony Darkness X Minecraft Steve
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC!
Of ultimate destiny
Cringe, ships, self-inserts, and typos
As far as the eye can see
I'm not quite sure what I'm writing
Guess we'll just wait and see…
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC…
(This is the ultimate fanfic…)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC…
(This is the ultimate fanfic…)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FANFIC…
Of ultimate destiny