Holy shit, people left reviews...I don't know what to do with them...

Regarding the 3 different guests, I will reply to them in the order they are, top to bottom.

Top Guest: *Pulls out a captain America meme* No, I don't think I will. As it stands, all the main group's power pales in comparison to what Hisoki can manage on his own. They still need his help to grow stronger at the rate they have been going. In a way, he is the key to completing their goal in their lifetime.

Middle Guest: Sadly yes, I threw that out of the window. As amazing as that was, I don't want to work with a girl constantly hiding behind a fake smile while she threatens to strangle everyone around her for dragging her into whatever bullshit they did.

Bottom guest: Noice. *Thumbs up*

sadcakesofpan: Already replied in PMs but yeah. I do some other stuff.

Chapter 10

Yuuta P.O.V

63? What is 63?

I groaned as I rolled over in my bed.

Huh? Do I get to wake up normally this time? No water, no falling from the roof?

I smiled, keeping my eyes closed as I enjoyed the peace of the moment, and stretched my arms out.

I hit something-

"H-hey! Watch it!" A female voice demanded as I felt the weight of my bed shift a little.

My eyes jolted open and I jerked my head at the same time as the intruder did.

A pretty girl, my height, same eye color, and had fairly neat and long brown hair.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" We yelled at the same time and dashed as far from each other as possible.

Suddenly, my balcony became flooded with four people.

"Dark Flame Master/Mistress!" Two voices called in synch, one I recognized as Rikka's and the other's sounded like a guy. "I am delighted you have awoken from your slumber, however, trouble is afoot"

Then the other two spoke, one sounding like Hisoki with a girl, spoke in synch as well and quickly escalated to arguing with each other. "Rikka/Giichi! Stop that! No, you stop that! I'll speak- fine you speak!"

The two yelled at each other for a few more minutes before Hisoki slapped a hand over her mouth.

"What is going on?!" I demanded at the same time as the girl, and we looked at each other confused

"Yuuta...and Yuuki is it?" Hisoki asked as he gave a pointed glare to everyone within his view.

The now named Yuuki gave a weak nod.

"Ok...Yuuta, Yuuki..." Hisoki said as he took a few deep breaths. "Good news, the moon thing from the other day has passed, and the side effect that remains is 2 universes colliding for a set 24 hours"

I craned my head back to the girl...now that I think about it, she does kinda look like me.

I forced my gaze to look at the other two people I didn't know. Giichi was a taller version(with slightly broader shoulders) of Rikka, yet just as frail-looking. His dark blue hair was short and mostly pointed down beside a few stands that went straight into the air. They could be siblings, which made sense if they were the same person from different universes. And it seems the amazing blue eyes and eye patches were on sale for whoever made their character designs.

The girl was a shorter(and bustier) version of Hisoki, almost having that exotic Asian girl look.

I glanced at Yuuki...her chest...it was bigger than the female Hisoki...is that something I could flex with? Or should she flex it, if at all?

"S-so why are they/we here?" I asked at the same time as Yuuki. We gave each other an annoyed stare before turning to our 'mentors' and gods.

"This is the result of our universe clashing together" Rikka started.

"However, our universe wasn't as strong as yours, so instead of destroying our universe," Giichi(At least I assume his name is Giichi) explained taking over for Rikka for a short bit.

"Some of our gender-bent counterparts were integrated into our world due to the effects of the moon" Rikka finished before giving Giichi a high-five and posing weirdly.

The female Hisoki sighed. "It's always fucking rule 63"

I blinked. "Rule 63? What's that? How many rules are there?"

Hisoki sighed. "I do not want to teach you all of the itty-bitty details of every single rule out there. It's not exactly a rule, it's more like a...thing people do often. Rule 63 states that, for every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa."

I blinked. "So are you telling me that we-" I pointed my finger at Yuuki before bringing it back to myself. "Are exactly the same besides our gender?"

"No, that isn't the universe that we clashed with," Rikka explained. "A few smaller details were altered, due to the change in gender, such as you being the Dark Flame Master, while she is the Dark Flame Mistress"

"This is a headache," Yuuki said before me. "Before I had to deal with you guys, now I have to deal with you guys times two"

I groaned when I realized that. "So...I take it your club lacks common sense?"

"Yup" The female Hisoki popped the p in that sentence. "Thankfully this only applies to people with inherent magical abilities, so none of the humans are affected"

I nodded. "Makes sense, the Boundary Lines would prevent them from seeing this"

"So...have you guys found your Comand Block yet?" Yuuki asked as the others left, likely to sort things out.

I quickly used a quick change while she did the same, and thankfully our school uniforms were the same. "Comand Block?"

She snorted. "Sounds weird, I know, but it's better than calling it the Creative Stick"

I chuckled as I grabbed some things for school. "I'm assuming that is your version of our Red Scale or Golden Fin"

She laughed. "Golden fin? That sounds so dumb"

"Yeah, I try to keep everyone calling it the Red Scale, but Hisoki seems ready to spite me twenty-four seven"

She raised an eyebrow as she started casting a few spells to summon copies of her needed books and bag. "Hisoki? That's his name? What is the full name he gave when your version Giichi invited him over for dinner?"

I briefly wondered how she knew that then remembered that she has gone through nearly everything I have with the opposite gender. "He said Hisoki Sakai was his name"

She raised an eyebrow. "Mine is named Yoshi Kanashii. Yoshi is spelled with the kanji to spell silent. If I was to take a wild guess based on what they planned the name to mean from what I know about them, I'd say it's Secretive Fort."

Kanashii? So in that universe, maybe they don't know Inei, or it might be because he made his name...Bah- that's not something I should think about. "I mean, I haven't seen him write it, so I wouldn't know...I just kinda assumed that's what it meant"

If I recall, then Yoshi's name would translate to something along the lines of Silent Sorrow.

Kinda depressing not going to lie.

I shrugged my bag and figured if I rushed out quickly enough, no one would hear us leave, which would be a problem. I had a pretty girl in my room that had not been there when we went to bed. Mixing that with my mother who makes assumptions is not a good idea.

However, the second I opened my room door, Yumeha dashed in with a small boy.

"Big brother!" She called happily. "Look who I found! His name is also Yumeha!"

"Big Sister!" He called as he tackled her into a hug. "I found a weird girl that is like me"

"I'm not weird!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

I watched the back and forth between them, Yumeha is a unisex name, so it doesn't surprise me her male counterpart was also named Yumeha. He kinda looked like me when I was younger besides his hair being a little messier.

I leaned down to come eye to eye with my little sister. "Listen up Yumeha, the other day our magic was wonky"

"Yeah, when I tried to change all my clothes got soaked, so I just didn't use any magic," She said simply. Why can't it be that easy for me?

"That's good, anyway this boy is you from another universe, which is a side effect from the magic returning to normal. He has to be here for 24 hours" I explained. "The thing is, you have to keep him away from the people from our world because they will think we all are crazy if we tell them the truth"

She nodded and gave a curt nod to her other-self. "Let's go to my favorite place to practice magic so we can train, and stay out of sight!"

He jumped surprisingly high into the air pumping a fist. "Yeah! Sounds good!"

Then they vanished through a magic circle Yumeha created on the wall.

"Do you ever wonder what they do when we can't see them?" Yuuki asked as she stared blankly at the wall.

"All the time, but at this point, I'm scared to ask" I admitted as we quickly left the building and four people were waiting for us.

Hisoki smirked. "What took so long? Did you discover you had a new fetish for a universal counterpart of yourself?"

Both of us violently shook our heads.

Yoshi smirked, the same smirk Hisoki gets, and then she slung her arm around Hisoki's slightly higher shoulders. "Shame, messing around with another you can be the best way to set things off. They know your body damn near better than any other partner you could get, ain't that right Hisoki?"

He grinned evilly as Yoshi made 'legs' with her fingers and 'walked' them up Hisoki's torso. "You betcha"

Then they laughed as they separated. "Anyway, Hisoki here has forged- I mean generously created passes and papers to make us look like legal transfer students but will only be staying the day"

Hisoki passed some papers to Giichi and Yuuki. "Now you have two options when people ask why you look alike, 1) They happened to be a distant cousin that everyone thinks are twins, or 2) turns out you had a long lost twin and you were separated at birth but found an easy way for you guys to reconnect for the day"

I felt a bead of sweat roll down the side of my head...distant cousin it is.

We headed to school, Hisoki and Yoshi branched off to deal with the others while Rikka, along with Giichi, found a 'worthy opponent for their dual might' so they left me alone with Yuuki.

We got on the train with no problem and rode to school with some light chatter and as we walked up to the school, I encountered someone that could make this difficult.

Isshiki.

He swung his arms around my shoulders from behind me. "Hey man!"

"Hello Isshiki," I said calmly, hoping he doesn't notice the girl next to me.

"Oh, kami!" He exclaimed as he looked Yuuki up and down. "You never mentioned having a hot twin sister!"

I gagged a little, and I'm pretty sure Yuuki did the same.

"She's not my sister," I managed to say through the barf threatening to rise out of my mouth. "She's my cousin who is visiting for the day"

He fixed up his uniform and gave her his best charming smile. "Well, hello"

I grabbed his arm and suddenly my mind was assaulted with various flashing lights and I was greeted with a strange image. A girl walking with some people, who I assumed to be her friends when a guy whistled at her, then shock resonated through my system.

She looked like Isshiki! But hot and a girl!

She had a damn near the perfect figure, I'm talking childbearing hips and back end size, and a moderate-sized bust! She was a picture-perfect definition of the right amount of thicc! Not to mention her long pretty hair fluttered slightly in the wind as her pretty eyes sparkled in the light.

I jerked my hand away from Isshiki and thankfully that cursed image vanished from my eyes.

He stopped trying to flirt with Yuuki for a moment and gave me a worried look. "You ok?"

I gave a weak nod. "Y-yeah, I'm fine"

I thought Yuuki and Yoshi were going to be the finest gender-bent people I'd see today, but Isshiki is the bowsette of this world now. And I really don't like it.

Yuuki mouthed, 'Magic issues?'

I nodded. 'He is hot as a chick'

Isshiki noticed we lagged and turned to me. "Are you sure you are fine?"

Thankfully Rikka came to my rescue as she pulled up with her male twin. "I'm sure Yuuta is within peak condition. He was up rather late helping me study for the upcoming exam"

The tan boy gave an understanding nod. "I see, that makes sense. Exams are going to suck aren't they?"

Giichi quickly engaged Isshiki in a conversation, keeping the boy occupied. While Rikka winked(At least...I think she did...hard to tell with the eye patch) at me while giving a thumbs up.

I let out a sigh of relief. Hisoki chose to materialize next to me at that moment.

Isshiki let out a whistle as Yoshi popped up. "Holy- Damn...this your girl Hisoki? I never knew you had this much game"

Hisoki looked peeved for a moment before clearing his face. "This is my long-lost twin sister"

I nearly smacked my forehead...no way he was going to-

"Dang, I can see how look like each other as the opposite gender," Isshiki said with a nod. "So how did you two get separated?"

The god/goddess from different universes chuckled at the same time. "I learned that we were both adopted, well my brother here was adopted by a different family"

Isshiki gave a tentative smile to the Hisoki variant. "You know, if you need someone to show you around a little, I'm free"

Hisoki gagged behind him and spoke drawing everyone's attention again. "She's fine, I showed her around a little and this was the only day we could meet up. Chances are, you're never going to see her again"

Isshiki deflated. "Oh well..."

Rikka stormed ahead, dragging Hisoki with her while Giichi did the same with Yoshi.

"Damn...he has the finest sister I've ever seen," Isshiki said, voice filled with longing. "Makes me wonder what it would be like if I had a twin sister like that, how many girls do you think she would pull near me"

I shook the thoughts of the female Isshiki I saw from my mind. And the fact she had a large mob of friends, all of them female and there were most definitely some male ones hiding somewhere.

"I bet you would meet lots of cute girls," Yuuki said with a strained smile.

"Y-yeah man" I managed to choke out. "Plenty"

He got a little emotional as he patted my shoulder, signifying his gratitude. "Thanks, man...it means a lot to me"

Isshiki had to head off, likely to chat with some of his other friends, or flirt with some other girl. Either fits him quite well.

"That's Kumi's male equivalent?" Yuuki gasped at me. Suddenly she fixed her face. "Never mind it doesn't surprise me, it seems all the guys here look better female"

"Yeah- Hey!" I exclaimed. "That hurts"

She didn't respond to me. "Anyway, did 'Hisoki' get his weapon yet?"

I nodded, still feeling a little salty for the insult. "It was ready yesterday and he had to leave us to finish the touches"

"Yoshi did the same thing yesterday" She muttered. "Let's see what the differences are! Ok, so where do you have the Tiger of the Dark Flames in your body?"

I blinked. "Tiger? I have a Dragon"

She blinked too. "Huh...I feel like that is a pretty big difference...Tigers and Dragons are considered opposites when it comes to spiritual things."

"Wait...so does that mean we all have slight differences in our weapons?" I asked. I pursed my lips as I thought about it some more. "It makes sense actually, Dekomori holds the spirits of her fallen enemies in her hair, which is why it's so long. You might recognize the name, Mjolnir Hammer"

"Mjolnir Hammer?" Yuuki asked. "Oh yeah, he holds the crushed dreams of children in his yo-yo"

Yo-yo?

I shook my head. "Let's just get to class and discuss things later"

.

Our class was interesting, all Yuuki and Yoshi had earned several whistles and the girls fawned over Giichi. Other than that, nothing much, I saw Nibutani but I didn't see her 'twin'.

Before long we were headed back to the club room.

"Wow...Yuuta...you look better as a girl" Nibutani commented dryly.

"Thanks for the confidence boost" I muttered.

This time, I did notice Nibutani give a jealousy-filled glance at Yuuki's chest. I still don't know if it's bragging material!

"Guys...please stop comparing beast sizes" Hisoki half begged us as he stormed ahead.

Yoshi quickly followed after him. Before cupping her breasts to push them up slightly. I quickly shifted my gaze. As she jiggled them I tried my best to keep that mental image out of my mind. "Yeah, you guys got nothing on me. Quit while you're ahead"

When I turned my head, I got the 'beautiful' view of Rikka looking down at her much flatter chest with a large amount of jealousy gracing her features, before she realized it was beneath her to be jealous over such trivial things.

Hisoki slammed the door to the club room open and stormed in and sat down at his usual spot, and I was met with 6 faces.

Giichi was one of them, a boy that looked like he spent a lot of time playing soccer(he fit the bill of conventionally attractive, so I assume he is Nibutani's counterpart), Kumin, a boy that looked like Kumin's brother, Dekomori, and some blonde boy(Who is Dekomori's variant I assume).

The Kumin look-alike lifted his head and gave a lazy wave with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile. "Hello. I'm Akio"

Akio was a...sleepy-looking guy, his eyes looked closed right now, his hair reached down near his face on either side, and he had a small smile with soft facial features.

"I'm also Shinka," The boy said while giving a nice wave. "My family wanted me to be a bit different, so when I turned out to be chuuni for a while, they were a little surprised but happy when I became normal again"

Right. Shinka is a unisex name but it is mostly used by females. The male Shinka was... average-looking. Nice body proportions, a pleasant face, eyes that aren't too narrow, and hair that was the right mix between neat and just a tad messy.

"I am Arata!" The boy declared as he shot up, surprising me with his height. He was as tall as me! Granted, I'm not the tallest guy around, but Dekomori is so small! He stood around like 5'8(a whole inch taller than me!), had wide and bright blue eyes, and spikey golden hair. Though his nose and mouth were rather small.

"Now that introductions are out of the way-" Hisoki said as he motioned for us to sit. "We need to figure out what the hell we should do next"

"I say we storm the exorcist school and bring the spawn of Satan to his knees as he swears to forever leave his evil ways!" Arata declared before Hisoki stood up and smacked his head so hard, that it broke through our enhanced table.

"OW!"

"Since you're not the loli of the group anymore, nobody will bat an eye if I beat some common sense into you," Hisoki said with a sigh before his hand glowed green with the regular clock at the end of his hand.

"Time's Denial." Soon the table was reverted to normal. "Sorry, I've just been in a bad mood lately"

"Come on, you should let loose with me-" Yoshi was cut off by chains enveloping her shooting from the ground.

"I'm not actually interested in devolving into Self-cest, nor self-harm," Hisoki said as the chains vanished. "Anyway, now for 24 hours we have double the firepower we usually have."

"Hisoki is correct" Rikka muttered.

"However it is risky to try anything" Giichi continued from where Rikka trailed off, both of them placing a hand to their chin in perfect synch.

"Due to the fact our enemy's might have doubled as well" Rikka muttered.

"Not to mention that due to dimensional differences we might not be on the same power level" Giichi muttered as the stray hairs on their heads began to twitch a little.

Yoshi pulled out a ruler(I don't want to discuss that I watched her slowly pull it out...from somewhere) and knocked it against the table. "Let's be rational, maybe just take it easy as we try to cram-"

She stopped speaking abruptly and groaned. Hisoki caught on and they slammed their heads into our table at the same time.

"I was going to say try to help our resident math idiots learn math before the exam, and I was going to say it would be easier because we have doubled our numbers," Yoshi said slowly. "But we also have double the idiots!"

That realization dawned on me. "Oh god-"

I felt woozy now.

Hisoki lifted his head. "So...what we will do is tag team them."

Yoshi lifted her head and met his eyes. "So, it seems we agree, you and I work on the one that needs the least help while Sanae and Arata join forces to try and help the 'most challenged' one"

.

Half an hour later

.

"How are both of you equally stupid when it comes to math?!" Hisoki growled as he hit his head against the table.

Poor table, why did they choose to abuse you first?

"It's been thirty minutes!" Yoshi grunted as she punched the wall. "This shouldn't be possible! There are always some minor differences when it comes to their makeup! Be it being slightly better at something, being dumber in something, or as simple as having a slightly different personality!"

"Wait...there is a difference between you two?" I asked. "Ignoring the gender"

"Yes! I'm more teasing but more submissive when someone pushes against me!" She snapped at me. "The difference between you and Yuuki is she keeps her stupid questions to herself!"

Ouch...that hurt a little.

"Either way, it seems we weren't lucky" Hisoki muttered. "Just when everything seemed like it was going our way"

Yoshi groaned. Suddenly she straightened up and look at us with a twinkle in her eyes. "Hey, wanna see a god fight?"

"That would be deathly interesting" The Dekos exclaimed at the same time.

"Indeed, my loyal servant seems to have read my mind once again," The tyrant's eyes said with a small nod.

The sleeping ones snored in synch.

"Uh...yeah sounds good...right?" Nibutani asked her male counterpart.

He shrugged. "Sounds interesting enough to me"

Yuuki and I exchanged a look. We both nodded to save time.

The two gods gained a new glint in their eyes. And to my shock, they both stood up and struck a pose.

Yoshi stood with her legs spread slightly as her wrists crossed and rose slightly in the air, letting them hand over each other and finished it by tilting her head to the right grinding like a madwoman.

Hisoki crouched lower as his staff materialized over his shoulder. He bent the part of his body closest to us lower and let the staff begin to glow as he had his right arm resting lazily on it with his left knuckles against the ground.

I wanted to ask several questions, and all the others did too from the looks of it, but our voices seem to be shut off once we saw them begin to glow.

While Yoshi was bathed in a pale green light, Hisoki took on the usual dark green we see with his magic.

"Reality is rejected!" Hisoki called out as he changed his pose, he stood up to do so.

"Synapses shatter!" Yoshi called as she raised her arms higher.

"Banishment..." They both called as they shifted their poses entirely. Hisoki stood up straight and tall and spun his staff around his body quickly, before swishing it in front of him and it vanished in a storm of gold. Meanwhile, with Yoshi, she backflipped, spinning in the air, and when she landed the blades of swords shot out of the ground.

"From this world!" They called out as the world around us exploded into the spacy expanse that is the Overlap.

The first thing I noticed was their new outfits. Yoshi had lost her old school outfit and now stood in a primarily black and gold outfit. Her legs had simple black pants, which had gold around the bottom edges, which lead me to see her black flat shoes. Her top half was covered in a tight outfit, a black shirt with some type of golden outer shirt on top with black dots forming a pattern. The sleeves however were also black, and she had various green rings and large bracelets that were also green around her wrists. Her hair was also put up in a high ponytail with some pin black and golden pins sticking out of her hair.

All in all, she was basically a very hot ninja.

Hisoki was wearing what seemed to be a traditional men's kimono, but instead of the usual colors like red or white, its main color was black and the secondary color was surprisingly green, matching decently. However, golden flecks were all over him, including his 'shoes' aka geta. He also had the usual cover that men wear, but this was golden instead of the usual black.

Before I could stupidly comment on them having the same color scheme, I remembered once again, that they are nearly the same person.

"So, ladies first" Hisoki commented casually.

"Wait!" I called out, unable to help myself. "What about your new weapons? Are you going to be using them in this fight?"

They grinned.

"What do you think this outfit is for Yuuta?" Yoshi asked me with a smug smile. "Do you take me for the type of girl to wear this all the time?"

"She isn't just so you know. For gods like us, new outfits usually come with the times as it is customary and a sign of respect. We recognize each other as equals, so we must go through this or we are bound by ancient rules to tear the other to shreds" Hisoki said with a shrug.

She sucked her teeth at him. "Don't lie to them! We just wanted to have some fun, that's all"

Yoshi braced herself and then the pin in her hair stretched down to her waist and wrapped around it before also connecting to the bracelets and rings.

"I summon thee to lend my thy power to seek my revenge upon my enemies. Allow me to tear jealousy to shreds! As you are an unstoppable force, immortal in good name! Scylla show me how to pick apart my foes!" She called out as more magic built up around her, but this time it wasn't green, it was a sickly blue-ish purple.

I tapped Nibutani. "Hey, what do you know about Scylla?"

She tapped a finger against her cheek. "Assuming it's Scylla from Greek myths, it's a sea monster that used to be a nymph. However she was very beautiful, some stories don't agree but the gist is someone was jealous of her beauty and poured something into her pond, it turned her into a horrific monster that began to eat sailors and stuff from her perch guarding the entrance to the sea of monsters."

From Yoshi's back, a stone that resembled jade rose from it, lifted and formed shark-like heads attacked to snakes and from her front, the faces of several snarling dogs shot from her waist.

"Yup, that's the Scylla I thought it was," Nibutani said.

"Deathly interesting, as each of us retains a few minor differences in our powers, I wonder what creature Hisoki has chosen to host his power," Arata said as he rubbed his chin.

"So...Yoshi has an immortal guardian as a weapon?" I asked. "So since Yuuki has a tiger instead of a dragon, what could Hioki have?"

"I summon forth the unkillable force of the greeks," Hisoki said as his body gave off dark purple magic. "Mighty dragon of old, help me show my enemies why thy might cannot be stopped. All it is futile without the power of fire. Bow before the Hydra!"

From his wrists chains shot out, and I realized he had some form of chain thing on each. Each one was bright silver and had glowing green crack lines through the metal besides the chains. A few thicker chains made themselves known, but somehow behind him when I realized the back of his kimono had a few holes for them to exit.

Those chains formed draconic heads and they snapped at everything.

"Fascinating...two very different monsters but...they surprisingly still are quite similar" Rikka gasped.

"The Hydra." Even I have heard of that thing. "It's immortal, right? And it regrows heads if you slice one, to properly kill it you have to burn the wound before it can split, right?"

"Yeah..." Nibutani said, still staring between the two.

The two grinned at each other wildly before retracting most of what they sent out.

"Good show, really intimidating" Hisoki commented drawing a giggle from Yoshi. You heard me right, a giggle.

"Not so bad yourself," She said.

The next thing I knew there was a massive gust of wind and the two had met in the middle, arms slammed against each other.

I shoved my hair back so I didnt look crazy when we left and noticed Yoshi wince.

Yoshi is either physically weaker or is less bulky which makes sense considering her female genetic makeup.

Chains shot from the back of Hisoki's Kimono and slammed into the floor before yanking him back, but as he shot backward and Yoshi had stumbled he shot chains at her from her wrist.

For a second, I thought it was over until what I still think to be Jade erupted from her back and formed a cocoon around her, knocking the chains of course.

"It seems Hisoki is far more mobile but isn't as defensive, at the very least Hisoki doesn't have enough offense as he is the break Yoshi's defense" Giichi explained to all of us who didnt get it(Which was no one...I think).

Kumin gave a sleepy glance to the battlefield. "It makes sense, on the Mohs hardness scale, Jade ranges from 6.0 to 7.0 while steel is around 5.0 to 6.3 at its best. Assuming that these still retain their relative hardness from scientific terms, Hisoki will have to hit her with his fists as both of them easily have enough force in them to break diamond or use the bigger chains on his back along with enough velocity to generate enough force."

We all stared at her stunned for a moment. Well, besides Akio who looked around with a small smile on his face and had his eyes mostly closed...speaking of which, has he had his eyes open since this whole thing began?

"Why are you looking at her like that?" Akio asked as he pointed his head in everyone's direction. "Doesn't everyone know that?"

"Not at the top of our heads" Yuuki dryly admitted. "So you get a sleepy person that summons things and pulls info out of the air? No fair, ours just sleeps, summons, and makes girls flustered"

I thought about a few guys that Kumin would be the perfect type for them. "I think anyone could do that granted they fit someone's idea of date-worthy"

Our attention was drawn by a large victory yell. It was Yoshi.

"HAHA! I WIN! Feminism for the win ladies!" She yelled victoriously as one of her dragon/shark heads held a limp Hisoki in its maw.

Then it poofed out of thin air.

"Uh-oh" That's all Yoshi got to say before a hand shot from the ground and grabbed her by the ankle.

"Oh, yeah, I'm screwed," She said before chains erupted from the wrist of the hand and it began to chain her down, before her jade could do anything two large dragon heads made of chains erupted from the ground in front and behind her. They both chomped down around her midsection, easily expanding whenever her Jade tried to form anything to keep them contained.

"Ulitmate move! Waves of fangs-" She called before more chains shot from the ground and tied her mouth shut. The muffled screaming could be her as she squirmed her mid-section a little. Then I noticed the sound of hissing and the light smoke coming off her midsection.

Hisoki lifted himself from the ground and dusted himself off. "Ultimate move, Acid Shots"

Dekomori snapped her fingers in an 'Ah-ha!' type of way. "Now I remember! The Hydra has acid breath and acidic blood! I couldn't recall that for the death of me until this moment!"

"It is interesting, a dragon that doesn't have fire breath" I muttered. "That is the most common thing to let dragons have in anything"

"Well to be fair, the Hydra's weakness is fire," Yuuki said to me.

"True"

"I think I win," Hisoki said sounding bored.

"HHMMHGMHGMHGMHGGHGHMHGHM" Yoshi loudly said, very muffled with the chains keeping her mouth shut.

"What?" Hisoki asked as an evil smirk split his face.

"MHGHMFGFMHGFGHFGHMFHGMHFGMHFGMMHGHFGF" She tried to say again.

"Blink if you surrender" Hisoki demanded and Yoshi blinked, five extra times for good measure.

He let go of her and was reminded of the effects of the acid, which didn't do anything but dissolve the extra jade that was coming off of it but he had to get rid of this nasty residue that was toxic to breathe in...or be within five miles of but he said we'd be fine but to let him know if we grow any extra arms or anything within the next could hours.

The OverLap vanished and they returned to their original outfits and tried splitting up their forces. Hisoki worked with Arata to try and teach Giichi while Yoshi worked with Dekomori to teach Rikka. If that failed they would keep rearranging their groups until they found which one worked best.

"Giichi you fucking idiot! The answer is clear 573698438643273895 by the second power! HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU DON'T GET THIS?"

Giichi was greatly confused while Yoshi was no better help.

"Come on Rikka, the answer is clear 479837 divided by two! How did you get this wrong?!"

Both of the deko's yelled at them at the same time. "BECAUSE YOU DIDNT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL! GODS, I THOUGHT YUUTA/YUUKI WAS DENSE! YOU LACK TACK AND FINESSE, YOU IMBECILE! YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT RIKKA/GIICHI TO GET IT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU TOLD HER/HIM THE BARE MINIMUM OF WHAT WAS NEEDED TO KNOW"

"Those are some fighting words, you wanna take this to the Overlap?" Hisoki threatened as he easily destroyed Arata's personal space bubble.

"Bish-" Yoshi began to put her hair up. "Come here so you can get your weave snatched. I may be nice but I can kill a hoe"

Both Shinka's had to step in and take over for the gods in teaching while Yuuki and I were tasked with keeping the gods calm so they don't kill us before everyone can be sent back home.

"Hisoki...calm down man," Yuuki said as she placed a hand on his arm, which he shrugged off violently.

"Shut up. I don't know you" Hisoki scoffed. "Who do you think you are, who do all of you think you are? I'm not some exercise toy you can turn off and on"

I tuned Hisoki out as I tried to deal with my current problem. Since it was a well-known fact that both of them falter if a member of the opposite sex tries anything on them, they become extremely bashful, but Yoshi seems to be...built differently in more than one way.

Yuuki tried to keep Hisoki calm and failed.

Yoshi was perfectly calm, I on the other hand needed help staying calm. Said goddess was currently curled slightly on my lap, pressing our chests together and purring in my ear.

"Thank you again for trying oh so hard to calm me down" Yoshi whispered sending shivers down my spine.

Oh god...this...this is not good.

Had I not been preoccupied with the female in my lap, I would have noticed several glares thrown at the said female in my lap. I didn't notice because I was trying to ignore the female in my lap so that all checked out.

"Oh, Yuuta~ That's not very nice to get a lady all excited but leave her out to dry" Yoshi whispered in my ear before pulling back and giving me a pout, which looked adorable.

Nope! Don't fall for it! This is another version of Hisoki! She is likely just trying to get in your head so she can just trick me and get away to kill Dekomori!

'Do we really need Dekomori though?' A traitorous voice whispered in my mind.

"I'm sick of this" Hisoki grumbled and shot up from his seat, shoving Yuuki away, and grabbed the scruff of Yoshi's neck like a cat. He easily lifted her off the ground and growled at her. "Back the fuck off him you slut"

"I'm not a slut!" She protested. "I'm just a bit hot and bothered! It's that time of the month for me, it happens after my period. Not my fault!"

Hisoki gave her a deadpan stare before just walking away. "H-hey! Where are you taking me? What about my 'Problem'? Hey! Don't ignore me, dude version of me!"

Hisoki called behind him to us. "I'll see you guys later. I'm going to lock up this cat with a couple of dildos"

"Come on man! At least give me internet access! I can't handle this with some simple plastic!"

"As I was saying, you deal with your universe twin however you see fit" Hisoki called as Yoshi tried to make several deals with Hisoki, clearly desperate. Keyword: Tried.

I glanced at Yuuki and then at the others.

"Want to hit up the arcade?" I asked. "Hisoki will likely get the school to turn a blind eye on our attendance"

That was that we all quickly snuck out of the school planning to have some fun, hopefully without any magical trouble.

We got attacked by five different demons. And they destroyed the arcade's electricity on the third attack.

God isn't happy with me huh?