Note: Code Geass is an anime done by the studio Sunrise.

Lelouch Lamperouge was at school. He often took naps during class. This time he wanted to take a bed with him to class. Lelouch asked, "Can I bring this bed to class?"

Principal Ashford said, "No. In fact, you should stop taking naps during class."

Lelouch replied, "Okay." Lelouch threw the bed outside. The bed crash landed on Principal Ashford's car. Lelouch said, "I promise that was done on accident."

Principal Ashford replied, "You've wrecked more of my cars than any other student. You're getting detentions for the rest of the week."

Lelouch was late for class, so he ran into the classroom. The teacher said, "I think we should talk about yesterday's test, Mr. Lamperouge."

Lelouch asked, "What's going on?"

The teacher said, "You only got fifteen percent on the test."

Lelouch replied, "The questions were too hard."

The teacher said, "I understand that, but a few of your answers are nonsense."

Lelouch asked, "What are you talking about?"

The teacher said, "Well question number six was asking what the capital of Colorado is. You wrote down this: Why does it matter, bro?"

Lelouch said, "Well, we live so far away from Colorado that it's a pointless thing to do."

The teacher replied, "If you keep writing down nonsense like that, I'll give you a detention."

After class was over, Shirley Fenette asked, "Are you okay, Lulu?"

Lelouch said, "I did badly on the test. I don't know that much stuff."

Shirley replied, "Well, I can tutor you."

Lelouch said, "Sometimes, I feel like I can't learn as much as I need to."

Shirley replied, "Well, I believe in you with all my heart."

During study hall, Shirley tutored Lelouch. Lelouch usually didn't pay attention when people talked about school stuff, but he thought that Shirley was too sweet and cute to ignore. Shirley asked, "Did you listen to all of the stuff I said?"

Lelouch said, "Well, I heard most of it. The stuff about the quad of rocks was pretty boring."

Shirley replied, "It's called Mount Rushmore."

Lelouch said, "They should add me to that thing."

Shirley replied, "I think you belong on Mount Cutemore."

Lelouch said, "You're just as qualified to be on that as I am." Shirley blushed. Lelouch asked, "Do I have to re-do the test?"

Shirley said, "You should re-do it, Lulu. I know that I'm not a super good tutor, but I hoped that you learned enough to get a good grade."

Lelouch said, "I'll go re-do the test now."

Shirley replied, "I believe in you."

Lelouch ran to the classroom and did the test again. After Lelouch finished the test, he gently threw it to the teacher.

Meanwhile, Shirley was at swimming practice. Shirley asked, "Am I swimming fast enough coach?"

Coach Villetta said, "You never have to ask that. You swim faster than anybody else."

One of the other swimmers said, "Shirley's ruining our reputation by swimming faster than us. She's a showoff."

Lelouch walked next to the pool and said, "You're wrong about, Shirley. She's working harder than you and you're jealous of her. Do you think that mocking the team's best swimmer will help you?"

The swimmer sighed and said, "I'm sorry, Shirley. I know I'm talking crazy since the prince of slapstick was right about what I said." While she said that, Lelouch accidentally crashed into the water cooler. Lelouch threw the broken water cooler into the pool.

Coach Villetta asked, "Why did you do that?"

Lelouch said, "Since the water cooler and the swimming pool both have water gimmicks, I was hoping that the swimming pool could fix the water cool."

Coach Villetta angrily replied, "I might have the principal give you another week of detentions for this."

Shirley said, "I'll pay for the water cooler."

Coach Villetta sighed and said, "You're lucky that your girlfriend fixes your problems, Lelouch."

Lelouch replied, "Shirley's not my girlfriend." Coach Villetta didn't believe Lelouch, so she rolled her eyes. Lelouch wanted to skip his next class, so he sat on the pool area's bench for several minutes.

After swimming practice was over, Shirley asked "Did I do a good job at swimming Lulu?"

Lelouch said, "You swam faster than anybody else. You're like the Tony Jay of swimmers."

Shirley replied, "Thank you, Lulu."

Lelouch asked, "Is your day school day over?"

Shirley said, "After I change back into my regular clothes." She tried to open the changing door room, but it was locked. She said, "I have another problem, Lulu."

Lelouch asked, "What's going on?"

Shirley said, "The door to the changing room is locked. Coach Villetta opened it in time for everybody else except me. I think that she likes to troll me. Now everybody's gone."

Lelouch said, "I know how to break locks apart."

Shirley asked, "How?"

Lelouch proudly said, "I have special strength." Lelouch ripped the lock apart.

Shirley replied, "Thank you, Lulu."

After school was over, Lelouch had a detention. Lelouch sat around in the detention room and said, "This is super boring."

Shirley walked into the detention room and said, "Greetings, Lulu."

Lelouch asked, "Why are you here?"

Shirley said, "I know that you're bored, so I came to visit you."

Lelouch asked, "Are you allowed to be in here?"

Shirley said, "If I'm not they wouldn't complain." Shirley held Lelouch's hand.

Lelouch said, "It's sweet of you to offer that. It does get hard to carry my hand sometimes, but I can hold it."

Shirley replied, "Thank you for helping me at swimming practice."

Lelouch said, "Thank you for helping me with several things."

Shirley replied, "You're the best."

Lelouch said, "Hundreds of people tell me that weekly. It's an honor that I think that I deserve."

Shirley replied, "I love you, Lulu."

Lelouch said, "Well I have millions of fans that love me. I'm like the Tony Jay of anime characters."

Shirley replied, "But I love you more than anybody." Shirley kissed Lelouch.

Principal Ashford opened the door and said, "Kissing isn't allowed at school."

Lelouch replied, "We're already in detention."

Principal Ashford sighed and said, "Okay."

Lelouch said, "Um, thank you for kissing me, but you gave me a big problem."

Shirley asked, "What's wrong Lulu?"

Lelouch said "I can't stop blushing."

Shirley started blushing, too, and said, "It seems like we share the same problem."

After detention was over, Shirley said, "I had a great day with you, Lulu."

Lelouch replied, "You got me to like a school day. Enjoying school is a type of fun that nobody should have." Lelouch tripped and almost fell, but Shirley caught him.

Shirley asked, "Did you fall for me?"

Lelouch replied, "I fall weekly, not just during a single season."

Shirley said, "Let's just enjoy this moment together, Lulu. No slapstick."

Lelouch replied, "Okay." Lelouch accidentally fell into a garbage can. Lelouch started digging around the garbage can to find collectibles.

The next day, Shirley Fenette arrived at school early and was feeling stressed out. She had a secret: She was in love with Lelouch Lamperouge. Shirley tried to escape her problems by hanging out in the Student Council room. She didn't hear or see anybody at first, so she sighed and said, "Now I can escape my problems."

Milly Ashford replied, "Yeah right."

Shirley said, "Hi, Milly. I didn't know that you were here. I think I'm going to go."

Milly replied, "Hold on there. Ignoring your problems is a bad habit to have."

Shirley said, "I've been trying to hide a secret."

Milly replied, "It's time for you to finally tell Lelouch that you love him."

Shirley said, "I can't do that."

Milly replied, "Well unless your mouth stops working you can. Your crush for him is as obvious as obvious as the fact that John de Lancie is awesome."

Shirley said, "It's true love, not just a crush."

Milly replied, "Then you need to tell him soon."

Lelouch walked into the room and said, "Hi. I got another detention today. I'm hoping that you can convince your grandfather to cancel it."

Milly asked, "How did you get a detention this time?"

Lelouch said, "I filled the copy machine with stink bombs."

Shirley asked, "Why would you do such an immature thing?"

Lelouch said, "It was a fun thing to do."

Milly replied, "I'm sorry, Lelouch, but you have to go to detention if you keep doing that stuff."

Lelouch sighed and said, "Then I'll cancel my plans."

Shirley asked, "What were you planning on doing?"

Lelouch said, "Putting a stink bomb in every student's locker."

After school ended, Jeremiah Gottwald went to Ashford Academy. He had been hired by V. V. to get rid of Zero. Jeremiah said, "Greetings, citizens of Ashford Academy. I've come to stop Zero. He's secretly been a student at this school."

Lelouch replied, "That weirdo has pathetic lies. Zero wouldn't go to school. He's too smart and charming for that." Lelouch ran to his house and got on his Zero costume.

C. C. asked, "What's going on?"

Lelouch said, "Orange boy is outside. He wants to beat me up, so I'm going to stop him."

C. C. asked, "Are you sure that you can defeat them?"

Lelouch said, "I'm totally sure about that. It'll be easy to defeat him. In fact, it'll probably only take five minutes to beat him up."

C. C. replied, "You are the prince of confidence."

Lelouch (Zero) ran outside and said, "Greetings, orange-boy."

Jeremiah replied, "How dare you insult me with that edible nickname. I'm going to get rid of you."

Zero responded, "I've battled you before. I always won. In fact, you were easy to stop."

Jeremiah smiled and said, "I've been a more advanced enemy since then. General Bartley had some experiments done on me. I'm a cyborg now."

Zero was surprised to hear that. He hoped that Jeremiah was making stuff up. Zero said, "This battle is only going to last for five minutes." He punched Jeremiah in the face. The punch had such a small impact on him that Jeremiah had a smug smile on his face. Zero said, "I underestimated you. You didn't make anything up this time."

Jeremiah replied, "Thank you for agreeing with the truth for once, Zero. I'm going to get my revenge on you." Zero tried to run away, but Jeremiah punched him into Ashford Academy's garbage bin. Jeremiah said, "Your fighting skills are as pathetic as your moral values."

Shirley was still at Ashford Academy. She looked out the window and saw Zero getting attacked by Jeremiah. Lelouch had erased Shirley's memory about his secret identity, but Jeremiah's geass canceler brought back her memories. She had a worried-looking facial expression about Lelouch.

Milly asked, "What's wrong?"

Shirley said, "The freaky cyborg is beating up Zero."

Milly said, "Well you know that Zero has done a lot of corrupt things."

Shirley replied, "I need to save him."

Milly said, "It's too dangerous." Milly tried to make Shirley stand still.

Shirley pushed Milly away and said, "I'm sorry, but Lulu needs me."

Milly said, "Huh?"

Meanwhile, Zero was trying to think of a way to stop Jeremiah. Zero was hoping that a money bribe could convince him to stop trying to get rid of him. Zero said, "I'm a really rich person. If you became an ally instead of an enemy, I'll give you twenty thousand dollars."

Jeremiah replied, "How dare you try to use money to stop me."

Zero said, "I'm willing to increase the prince to an insanely high amount. I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars."

Jeremiah replied, "Because of you I've lost my high-ranking job and my normal body, but I'll always keep my loyalty."

Zero said, "It seems like your only admirable quality is being loyal to the evil emperor. That's ironic."

Jeremiah replied, "The ironic thing is that after this battle is over, you'll have zero lives." Jeremiah laughed.

Shirley ran out of Ashford Academy. She started running outside where Zero and Jeremiah were fighting. Shirley knew that a gun couldn't destroy Jeremiah since he's a cyborg, but she hoped it could hurt him. Shirley shot Jeremiah.

Jeremiah replied, "Gunshots feel as painless as handshakes to me."

Zero looked around and saw that Shirley was nearby. Zero said, "You need to go, citizen. It's too dangerous for a cute girl like you."

Shirley replied, "I can't let anybody get rid of you, Lulu."

Zero suddenly realized that Shirley knew his secret identity again. He said, "If you stay around here, you'll probably get hurt. Please leave, Shirley."

Shirley replied, "I love you, Lulu."

Jeremiah said, "This is a pathetic time for romance. Zero is finally going to live up to the nothing part of his name after I get rid of him." Jeremiah kicked Zero to the ground.

Zero said, "I'm going to knock you out." Zero punched Jeremiah several times, but it hardly hurt him.

Jeremiah replied, "Feel this ultimate attack move, Zero." Jeremiah punched Zero a few hundred feet away.

Shirley ran up to Zero and said, "I know how we can defeat him."

Zero replied, "You're kind, but you're not an expert on battles." Shirley whispered her plan to Zero. Zero thought it was pretty silly, but assumed that it would work. They told the garbage guy about their plan.

Zero and Shirley ran up to Jeremiah. Jeremiah said, "I'm amused by how pathetic you two are. I punched Zero far enough for him to run away, but instead, both of you ran up to me."

Zero picked up Jeremiah. Before Jeremiah attacked Zero, Shirley kicked him into the garbage bin. The garbage guy put everything in the garbage bin, including Jeremiah, into the garbage truck.

Jeremiah said, "Hold on. You could get fired for putting a living person in your garbage truck."

The garbage guy replied, "But you're a cyborg." Jeremiah shook his fist at the garbage guy.

Although Zero won the battle with Jeremiah, he was in pain from all of the attack moves that he dealt with. Shirley, said "I'm going to help you, my love. The Student Council room has medicine for pain from battles. It's risky to take you there, but I have to." Shirley picked up Zero and carried him to the Student Council room. Shirley was worrying too much about Lelouch's safety to check if anybody else was in the Student Council room. She took off Zero's mask and had him take the medicine.

Milly said, "Hi, Shirley and Lelouch."

Lelouch looked around and saw Milly. Lelouch was scared, because Milly saw him unmasked. He said, "I was in a costume contest."

Milly replied, "You're the controversial Zero."

Shirley said, "I'm sorry, Lelouch. I was too foolish to realize that Milly was in the room. I ruined your secret identity."

Lelouch replied, "Actually, you saved me from Jeremiah. Also, the medicine you gave me saved me from being in physical pain. You're the best."

Shirley said, "I love you more than anybody, Lulu."

Lelouch blushed and said, "I love you, too." Lelouch and Shirley kissed.

Shirley said, "Please don't tell people about Lelouch's secret identity, Milly. If the people that hate him found out the secret, they could get rid of him. That would break my heart into trillions of pieces." Shirley tried to keep tears from coming down her eyes.

Milly asked, "Is Zero evil?"

Lelouch said, "I'm not. My missions break a lot of rules, but my goals are heroic."

Milly sighed and said, "I won't tell anybody your secret, Lelouch. I can understand why you two fell in love. You both are obsessed with secrets."

Meanwhile, Jeremiah escaped the garbage truck, but he smelled bad from the garbage. He sighed and said, "I'm going to take a bath in orange juice."