Yo, hey everyone! Just made this since I had it in my head for a while and decided to put out something after 2 months of inactivity. Don't worry, The ATLUS Room is still going to get chapters and stuff, it's just that writing felt a lot easier than writing chapter 3 of ATLUS Room. If you don't know what I'm talking about since this is the first time I've posted on the Megami Tensei section instead of the Persona + Megami Tensei crossover section, just check out my author page.
"Ahh, now this hits the spot.", the Demi-Fiend sighed as he sunk into the special healing water.
Dante stared at him for a second. "...Aren't you going to take off your clothes?", he asked.
The Demi-Fiend grunted in annoyance. It had been a long day- err Kagutstchi cycle and he had finally found another healing fountain to rest and relax in, and now Dante was starting shit again. "And why the fuck would I do that? There's no way in hell I'm changing in front of all of you guys.", he said, gesturing to the rest of his demons as they entered the healing spring. Pixie, however, fluttered down to him and gave him a flirty look.
"Except me, right Naoki?"
"Err, well, yeah, but that's only between me and you, Pixie, got it Dante!?"
Dante held his hands up. "Woah kid, it's not like I want to look at your dick or anything, I was just askin', seeing as how we're in a fountain."
Demi-Fiend nodded, satisfied. "Good, now hurry up and get into the-"
"Though now that I think about it-", Dante wondered aloud, making Demi-Fiend groan in frustration.
"Dante, I'm not letting you look at my dick."
"Look kid, I'm just really curious about how far those tattooes really go."
Pixie frowned, glaring at Dante. "Hmph, well too bad, Mr. Dante, Naoki's body is mine!"
Dante smirked. "You're starting to sound like a real yandere fairy girl.", he teased, to no avail, as Pixie smiled smugly.
"Good thing I don't know what that means, or I'd probably be offended.", she said. "If you want to look at someone's private places, why don't you look at Mr. Futomimi's?", she suggested, pointing at Futomimi, who was gazing at the water.
"Huh?", he uttered when he noticed the attention on him.
Demi-Fiend raised an eyebrow. "Uh, Futomimi, what are you doing?"
Hee-Ho, who was peeking out from behind Futomimi, answered for him. "He's testing the hee waters for me ho!"
Futomimi turned to frown at him. "I was doing no such thing, Frost.
"Yeah, and why the fuck do you need him to test the waters for you? You literally absorb ice.", Demi-Fiend added.
"Yeah, but this hee is water ho, not ice!"
Demi-Fiend rolled his eyes. "Same fucking thing. Hell, I'm more worried about Futomimi since he's made out of mud and might melt."
Hee-Ho nodded. "Exactly hee! If he survives, It'll be safe for me to swim ho!", he reasoned. "If hee doesn't ho, well... at least I could tell you I told you so, hee ho."
Futomimi only narrowed his at the Black Frost, before he picked him up, startling him.
"H-hee ho!?", he exclaimed. "What are you hee doing, you ho!?"
"If we are to enter these uncertain waters, we will do it together.", Futomimi answered, trying to move into the water while Hee-Ho struggled in his arms.
Titania, meanwhile, scoffed at the commotion. "Hmph, of course these men will find a way to ruin the relaxing atmosphere of this bath.", she grumbled. "Just close your eyes and ignore them Parvati dearie. Hm, well in your case just ignore them since your eyes are already closed.", she advised her fellow demon. When she received no response, she looked beside her to see that Parvati was floating towards the arguing duo. "Ahh, how wonderful.", she groaned sarcastically, before heading towards her master.
"Master, Parvati is going into "Overprotective Mother mode.", Titania reported, making Demi-Fiend hold his head in his hands. "Oh fuck me, at this rate we're going to get kicked out of the spring."
"Futomimi, I would advise you to let go of my child.", Parvati ordered, her eyebrows angling downward in an angry manner.
"Yeah, listen to Parvati hee ho!"
"I will do no such thing."
"I don't think you understand, Manikin. I said let go of my child."
Futomimi merely stared at her and then proceeded to throw the Black Frost into the water.
"Hu!", she gasped in an offended way, already moving her arms to cast a Dia spell, only for Black Frost to stop struggling in the water.
"Hee huh...", he uttered, examining his body. "I'm hee ho fine ho."
Demi-Fiend sighed. "Ok, now that that's over, we can-"
"With this amount of healing water", Hee-Ho interrupted. "I can regain my proper size as THE EMPEROR OF KABUKICHO AND RULE THE VORTEX WOR-", he shouted but stopped when he was smacked atop his head.
"Brat, shut up! Master has said to enjoy the relaxing atmosphere here and you are ruining it!", Cu Chulainn roared and then pointed at Dante who was inching towards the Demi-Fiend. "You as well!"
"Huh, wha- me?!", Dante questioned, playing dumb, but Cu Chulainn wasn't impressed.
"DO you take me for a fool? I know you conspire to undress Master, and in front of his lady as well! Have you no shame!?"
"Yeah, you tell him Mr. Cu!", Pixie cheered.
"C'mon, I'll only take a little peek..."
"Silence Fiend!"
"I support the hee Demon ho Hunter!", Black Frost said.
"What? Why?"
"Because Fuuuuck you hee ho!"
"Grr, that's it! No one's exposing to MY Naoki on my watch!", Pixie yelled, gathering almighty energy in her hands to throw.
Dante smirked. "Bring it on!", he challenged, pulling out his sword.
"Ok, everyone shut up or else I'm letting Girimehkala into the bath.", Demi-Fiend threatened, drawing an immediate reaction from Titania.
"Absolutely not!", she snarled. "I will not have that vile pig, dirty the stream with his filthy body! Especially after what his kind did to Yoyogi Park!"
Dante squinted at her. "You know, that's kinda racist."
Titania gasped and went to argue with Dante, making Parvati mutter under his breath. "You people need Brahman."
"Ugh, Ok enough's enough, we're leaving before you idiots destroy the fountain and get ourselves banned from ever using it again.", Demi-Fiend ordered, rising out of his place out of the fountain, to which Futomimi nodded.
"I agree Demi-Fiend. We have rested in this spring long enough, so let us continue on our-", Futomimi said, but unfortunately, he didn't pay attention to where he was stepping and lost his balance on the slippery wet floor. Trying to stop his fall, Futomimi attempted to grab onto something, which just happened to be the Demi-Fiend's shorts, so when Futomimi futilely fell to the floor, so did Demi-Fiend's pants.
Futomimi paled when he realized what he had done, and attempted to apologize for his slip-up. "Oh! uh, D-demi-Fiend, I didn't me-", he started, only for Demi-Fiend to start screaming and frantically cover his groin. Dante grinned and tried to get a peek at him, but stopped when he felt the an overbearing pressure fill up the room.
"So...", Pixie drawled. "You think you can go ahead and expose The Demi-Fiend while his faithful partner watches?", she asked rhetorically, as almighty strands of energy surrounded her. "Hee hee, you thought wrong." And with that a sphere of death gathered in her hands, all while Pixie smiled sweetly.
"Megidolaon."
"Son of Man?", Metatron called out as he entered the Spring of Healing. "The fiends and I has't gathered more of the currency thee desired like thee requested.", he said, looking to the Harlot and Daisoujou as they entered the room.
"Uggh", The Harlot whined. "Why don't you or that pig or angel or even that robot carry those coins instead of my dear pet...", she complained, referring to her 7-headed beast, who was currently groaning as it carried a mountain of macca on it's back.
"Ha! Quit whining woman!" Daisoujou retorted. "You're just complaining because you actually have to use your feet to walk instead of just riding that dragon everyone."
"You are in no position to talk monk. You quite literally float everywhere."
"At least I use my own power to do it, unlike you! You don't see me riding Girimehkala or Arahabaki everywhere!", Daisoujou screeched, pointing towards Girimehkala and Arahabaki, who were just standing to the side like they were watching their divorced parents argue.
"As if I would ride such an ugly pig, so unlike my eloquent beast!"
Daisoujou gasped. "How rude! And you call yourself a lady!?"
If Metatron had pupils he would've rolled his eyes, seeing the two fiends quarreling like an old married couple.
"Ahem, like I wast saying, we has't gathered the necessary funds to carryeth on with our journey, so I suggest that you-", Metatron reported, but then did a double take. "What in the lord's name!", he gasped, gazing out at the piles of bodies he recognized as his fellows and the destroyed fountain. In the middle of wreckage stood Demi-Fiend with his Pixie fluttering beside him, looking sheepish.
"Oh, uh, hey, Metatron... do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
Metatron stood rigid in his spot, eye boring a hole into the Demi-Fiend's head.
"Ok I'll start with the good news, which is despite all of this, uh...", Demi-Fiend paused looking for the right word. "...Destruction.", he continued, "we're still allowed to use the healing spring..."
Metaron shut his eyes and sighed. "And the bad news?", he dared to ask.
"We owe the Lady of The Fount 20 Million macca."
"...Shalt we putteth on Dante's tab?"
"My thoughts exactly."
I added another note here to explain some of the stuff that happens in this fic that might confuse you. 1, the reason why Parvati treats Hee-Ho like a son is because she's the fusion descendant of a Jack Frost that was very friendly with Hee-Ho when he was also a Jack Frost. When she met him again as a Parvati, her memories of him coupled with her new motherly nature basically made her act very protective of him. 2, The reason why Metatron seems to willingly be on Demi-Fiend's team is because Dante and Demi-Fiend managed to somehow convince him to join their team after they defeated him in the Fifth Kalpa, an idea I got from this fic "And Thus the War Began", which is an interesting read if you're itching for more Nocturne stories, though there's only one chapter and it looks like it'll never be updated. If you have any questions you can ask in the reviews, but honestly, I don't think anyone reading this even had questions in the first place, I just wanted to ramble. Thanks for reading!