Authors note: hey guys, just letting you know all grammar mistakes are mine

OHH, I just got Covid! Not cool! I can still write though, phew

Okay so here goes

By the way, I'm using the timeline from the Twilight Lexican. If you want the timeline, just search up Twilight timeline and it will be the second result. The first one is less reliable, but if you want a more brief one the first one is cool, it's from twilight fandom wiki, I'm using the second one though because I feel like a newspaper would have specific dates

Enough rambling from me

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Forks high newspaper

February 2005

The hottest gossip is currently on hold for this month

Ads will be shown below, and the new chief article writer will be announced at the end after advice column

Advertisements for chief article writer

Lauren Mallory: I will provide the latest gossip, juiciest and freshest as always, along with my friend Jessica Stanley

Mayer Thompson: I'm a bit of a nerd, so I'm not really in the loop, but I'm applying anyway

Mike Newton: getting all the girls baby!!!

Cora Graff: come on, choose me, I'm your most popular freshman

Jessica Stanley: come on, why did you sack me? I'm like, soooooooo like, popular

Boris Johnson: I'm going to be a prime minister in the near future, I'm number one

Calista Craftsman: i'll try and give you everything you need to know, but I'm forgettable so it might take ages

Harmony McFarlane Collins: i've got a lot of stuff, but I'm reliable and can get information quickly. I'll try my hardest to get it to you on time, but sometimes it's too early and sometimes it's too late I'm I'm very disorganised. Also, music takes precedence over newspaper duties

Alice Cullen: here I am, Mary Alice Brandon Cullen here to give you all the latest news. That will be my very catchy starting line to the forks high newspaper. If I get chosen, I will report the news as it happened without any personal opinions. I have a lot of time on my hands so everything will get to you on time. Also give you advice on new features you can include in the paper, Love Alice

Emmett's advice column

After last months F* with Jessica Stanley, here's hoping this months candid it will, need more advice

Hi Emmett, I am obsessed with the rock music, but my boyfriend really hates it. We've been getting into arguments about it every day for the past week, when he's coming to pick me up for school. What do I do? ~broken_girl

Dear broken_girl, emmett has two pieces of advice for you. Suck it up, or make a compromise. Do which ever you please, ~emmett

Announcements

The lockers by the biology labs are experiencing problems, please visit the front office if you have such a problem, and Mrs Cope will help you

The bins by the cafeteria are being moved to the opposite side of the door

Our chief article writer is

Alice Cullen

Alice will be giving you the hottest gossip from now on, So look out for that next month

The most talked about person in the newspaper this month is

Alice

Cullen

Have a good month students are forks high, and don't forget to pick up the next issue in March

OMG, that was an amazing one to write!

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Nevaeh xoxoxo