Authors note: hey guys, I'm really proud of this one so yay!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Forks High school newspaper

April 2005

The hottest gossip

By Alice Cullen

Here I am, Mary Alice Brandon Cullen here to give you all the latest news

Mark Spencer gets roasted

April 8

Most people by now should know not to ask Rosalie Lillian Hale on a date. Mark Spencer, a fellow senior however, decided that he was going to give it a chance anyway. Over excitable and bubbly freshman, Anastasia Ross, made a play-by-play on the following Instagram post.

@anastasiervlogs OMG time for story time again. Okay, so like in our school they're like these kids, you know the ones that no one sits with and the kind of social outcasts? Well there are five of them here, and they are called like the , Cullens and they're all gorgeous! Anyways, the only things you need to know about them for this makes sense, and that they are all adopted, and three of them are seniors. The two seniors we need to care about, are Rosalie and Emmett. Rosalie and Emmett are like dating. Anyway, they were walking in the hall, and this guy called Mark walks up to Rosalie. Rosalie is labelled as the most gorgeous girl in high school, so everyone was asking her on dates at first, but they all got rejected so no one has tried in ages, so that's why this is such a big deal. Mark literally walks up to Rose and says, "hey baby, want to go out tonight?"and Rose says, "the no." This totally normal, but what isn't is Emmett going up to him and punching him in the face. I found you there Instagram, so you can see. I feel so bad for @markieboy but awesome job @emmie and especially to @rosalielilian, Loves Anastasie

Jessica Stanley launches boycott Bella

April 14

Jessica Stanley, Junior, has recently announced to the school newspaper that she's launching a boycott Bella club. This was instantly rejected by the newspaper, however Jessica Stanley was persistent. Today at lunch, she set up a protest of obsessed jealous girls outside Mrs copes office. She was immediately contains, and suspended for a week according to inside sources.

Rosalie issues official thanks to Anastasia

April 18

Rosalie, the subject of Anastasia Rosses Instagram post, and the first article in the hottest gossip column, has issued official thanks to Anastasia.

@rosalielilian thanks to @anastasiervlogs but can you please not tag my Instagram, thanks, Rose

The advice column

By Emmett Cullen

Hi, this one is an interesting one

Dear Emmett, I got a letter from secret admirer two weeks ago, and he asked to meet up in the cafeteria today. We met, and it turns out he's a guy I really really really don't like, but he's been trying to kiss me and ask me out ever since. What do I do? ~notinlove

Dear notinlove, my advice is to just tell him out right, or prank him whatever works. ~Emmett

Announcements

The biology labs have Been temporarily shut down due to an explosion by the softmore class

, So ask your date immediately because the junior and senior prom is coming soon

There has been as yet, no applications to fill the open spot of advice columnist Emmett Cullen, they will be shown in the newspaper if any

Have a great month students of forks hi, and be sure to get your hands on the issue in May

Authors note: sorry for the lack of posting, I was just getting back into the groove of writing because I really didn't know what to do for April but I got them ideas. Thank you too GriffinDauntless17 for your kind words, and Shianne who gave me the Instagram post idea.

Love,

NevaehXOXOXO