Hey! My name's Roxy Goth and this is my first story for TMVTM! Hope you enjoy!
The two first lines of dialogue I read on Tumblr.
I do not own The Mitchells VS The Machines.
"The strange dog pig is staring at me..." Eric said.
"It's staring at me too." Deborahbot 5000 added.
A beat and then. "Mother. Why is this dog-pig staring at us?"
Linda - who was still getting used to the boys random questions - said. "His name is Monchi, boys, and he's staring at you both!"
"Yes, but why?" Deborah stared into space for a few seconds, then turned his head abruptly to Linda, saying. "I have just looked this up and staring is considered a sign of rudeness."
"In humans, yes." Linda admitted. "But Monchi is a dog and they have different rules. Dogs stare quite a lot."
Deborah nodded. At this point Monchi started squirming to be put down and Eric obliged. "Is it rude for robots to stare?"
"Er..." Linda put her head on one side. "...I'll have to get back to you on that."
"Okay!" The robots said, happily before heading off to do other stuff.