Tucker residence, Thomas and Laura are in the car.
Thomas: Come on, kids! We don't want to be late!
Craig: We're coming!
Craig and Tricia entered the car.
Thomas: Are you excited to play laser tag with your friends?
Craig: Fuck yeah! I've been waiting for this!
Tricia: Yeah! I can't wait to wreck the shit out of everyone!
Laura: Tricia, you're not going to laser tag.
Tricia: What? Why?
Thomas: You're too young to play it. When you're old enough, you can play it.
Tricia: But I want to play laser tag. I'm not gonna get hurt.
Laura: No means no, Tricia and that's final! You're going to spend the day with the Marsh family.
Tricia: But their farm sucks!
Thomas: We don't want to hear it! As soon as we pick up your brother's friends, we're gonna drop you off at the Marsh farm for at least 6 hours, and when we're done, we'll pick you up.
Tricia flipped off her parents, unaware that Laura was watching her in the rear view mirror.
Laura: Don't make me spank your little butt, young lady!
Tricia: Sorry, mom.
Craig started giggling.
Tricia: What?
Craig: Nothing.
As soon as they picked up Tweek, Clyde, Jimmy and Tolkien and arrived at the Marsh house...
Craig: Come on, Tricia. Let's go.
Tricia: Ugh...
The two siblings exited the car and walked to the front porch and Craig knocked on the door.
Randy: (From inside the house) Oh boy! Another customer! (He answered the door.) Oh...
Craig: Is Stan here?
Randy: Yeah. He's watching TV with his friends.
Craig: Okay. (He walked towards the main 4) By the way, your weed sucks.
Randy was offended.
Randy: How dare you?!
Craig flipped him off and walked towards the main 4.
Stan: Hey, Craig.
Craig: Hey, Stan. I need you to do something for me.
Stan: Yeah, what is it?
Craig: I need you to watch my baby sister for a couple of hours.
Tricia: Fuck you! I'm not a baby!
Craig: You are if I say you are!
The two siblings flipped each other off.
Cartman: Like brother, like sister.
Kyle: Yeah, no kidding.
Stan: So how many hours will she stay here?
Craig: I'm gonna be gone for at least 6 hours. Me and the rest of my group are going to play laser tag and I don't want her being blind from the lasers.
Cartman: You do realize they're not real lasers, right?
Craig: Fuck off! You don't know that! (To Stan) Anyways, you make sure you she doesn't get into any trouble, alright?
Stan: Okay. I'll watch over her for 6 hours.
Craig: Okay. Oh, and one more thing.
Stan: What is it?
Craig: IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO MY SISTER WHILE I'M GONE, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! AND I'M ALSO GONNA KILL YOUR THREE FUCKBUDDIES!
Cartman: Fuckbuddies is not a word!
Kyle: Actually, it is a word, Cartman. I should've told you that after you and Red had that argument before Pip admitted that he changed his vote to not guilty that time Butters was accused of a prank pulled by Nelly.
Cartman: Whatever. I'm still pissed that that pigtailed bitch for wasting our time!
Craig: Well, she just took your spot on the most hated kid at school due to that prank. Anyways, make sure my sister stays out of trouble.
Stan: Okay.
Craig: Tricia, make sure you listen everything Stan and his group of faggots tell you too.
Cartman: Fuck you! We're not faggots! Well, Kyle is.
Kyle: Screw you, Cartman!
Tricia: Okay. I'll listen to them.
Craig: Okay. And if you misbehave while they're looking after you, I'mma tell mom and dad. Got it?
Tricia: Okay.
Craig: Good. Anyways, I've gotta go. See ya.
He left the farmhouse, walked towards his mom's car and entered it.
Clyde: I can't wait to play laser tag.
Tweek: Aah! Same here!
Tolkien: Glad you two aren't grounded anymore for the whole tormenting Dougie for a week thing.
Tweek: Yeah. I was spanked with a paddle by my mom when she heard about that. And I was force to work long hard hours at my family's coffee shop as a punishment.
Jimmy: That sucks.
Tweek: Yeah, it did. My butt was hurting like hell!
Clyde: I got off easy. All I got was a ton of yelling and that was it.
Craig: Well, that sucks. Anyways, let's go to laser tag.
Laura: You kids sure are excited, huh? Well, let's go!
The car drove off.
At the laser tag building, Craig and his group of friends were all excited to play.
Tweek: Oh my god! We're finally here!
Clyde: I can't wait to waste some kids in there!
Craig: Same. This is gonna so awesome.
Thomas: Okay, kids. Let's go inside.
As soon as they went inside...
Clyde: This is so awesome!
Craig: I know. I am so happy.
Tweek: I can't wait to fuck up some kids!
Craig: Oh no.
Tolkien: What?
Craig noticed Wendy, Bebe, her parents, Red, Nichole and Samantha (Dougie's sister). And what's different is that Bebe is now wearing a pair of red rectangular shaped glasses.
Jimmy: Hey, Clyde. Is that your g-g-g-girlfriend w-w-w-wearing g-g-glasses?
Clyde: Yeah. She never wore those before.
Craig: (Snorts) Clyde's girlfriend is a dork.
Clyde: No she's not!
Tolkien: Save it for when we get inside. Let's just go talk to them for a little.
Craig: Hey, Dad. Can we?
Thomas: Sure.
The Tucker parents walked towards the girls with their son and his four friends.
Wendy: Craig? Tweek? Tolkien? Clyde? Jimmy?
Red: When did you guys get here?
Craig: We just got here. You?
Nichole: Same as you.
Clyde: Bebe, I have a question. Why are you wearing glasses?
Bebe: My vision has been getting a little blurry lately, so my parents took me to the eye doctor. After that, they decided that it was time for me to wear glasses. I chose these pair because they look fashionable.
Clyde: Well, you look super hot with those glasses on.
Bebe: Aw! Thanks, Clyde!
Wendy: Wait, where's Tricia?
Craig: She's at your boyfriend's farm. He, along with Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, are currently watching her.
Red: I hope Cartman and Mr. Marsh aren't doing anything stupid around her.
Craig: Same here because I'mma break their balls if they do.
Samantha (OC): Guys, it's almost time for us to sign up!
Tolkien: Oh, yeah! Thanks for reminding us.
Nichole: Oh, and babe? Don't think I'll go easy on you because I'm your girlfriend.
Bebe: Yeah! You too, Clyde!
Tolkien: Same goes for you.
Clyde: Yeah! We're gonna win!
As soon as everyone signed up...
Samantha (OC): You boys are going down!
Craig: Yeah right, sister of a loser! We're gonna win!
Wendy: My team vs your team!
Craig: It's on! (Craig and Wendy shook hands) Don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because you're Stan's bitch.
Thomas: Craig!
Craig: Sorry.
Wendy: Don't think I'll go easy either because we're classmates.
Bebe: You boys are going down!
Jimmy: Yeah, right!
They all put their target vests and grabbed their laser tag guns.
Nichole: Y'all boys better get ready because we bout to mess you up!
Tolkien: Nope. It's gonna be you who'll be going down.
Red: In your dreams!
Clyde: It's on!
Referee: Okay, everyone. Here are the rules. You are not allowed to make physical contact with other players, you are not allowed to cover the sensors on your vests, you are not allowed to point your laser guns at the other players' eyes, and no running on the course due to potential injuries. If you break any of these rules, you will suffer a lifetime ban! Understand?!
Everyone: Yes, sir.
Referee: Good. Now get on the course and have fun.
(Play"Hangin' Tough" By New Kids on the Block for this section)
Everyone who signed up for the laser tag entered the dark room. Everyone is going all out shooting their guns. Through the song, everybody was eliminating each other one by one for 4 hours, until it was down to Craig's team and Wendy's team.
Craig: Be careful, guys. We can't let the girls beat us.
They were unaware that Bebe shot her laser gun at Tweek's vest.
Tweek: Ah! I'm out!
Craig: Damn it!
Tweek: Avenge me!
Clyde: We will!
Clyde was about to run until...
Tolkien: The dude said no running.
Clyde: Screw the rules! There are no cameras in here! Let's go fuck those bitches up!
Jimmy: You do realize one of those bitches is y-y-y-your girlfriend, right?
Clyde: Don't call my girlfriend a bitch.
Craig: Bruh, you just called them bitches!
Red was about to shoot her laser gun at Craig, but he eliminated her without turning around.
Red: Oh come on! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Craig: Nice try, ginger bitch.
Red: Hey, that's no way to talk to your cousin!
She flipped off Craig and Craig flipped her off back.
Tolkien: You and Red are cousins?
Craig: Yeah. What? I didn't tell you that?
Clyde: But your last name is Tucker and her last name is McArthur.
Jimmy: Hang on a second.
He then shot Samantha's vest sensor with his laser gun.
Samantha (OC): Great! Now I'm out!
Jimmy: Looks like we're winning.
That was before Wendy shot the sensor on Jimmy's vest.
Wendy: Suck it, boys!
Craig: Guys, move out.
(Hangin' Tough plays again)
Craig, Clyde and Tolkien split up to find Wendy, Bebe and Nichole.
Craig: You guys find your girlfriends. I'll find Wendy.
Tolkien and Clyde: On it.
The three boys begin to find the girls. Clyde and Tolkien ended up running into their respective girlfriends.
Clyde: So...
Bebe: Is this the part where we eliminate each other?
Tolkien: Maybe we should...
Nichole: Um...
The two couples backed up and shot their laser guns at each other's vest sensors, thus eliminating each other.
Meanwhile with Craig, he's trying to find Wendy.
Craig: Come on, Stan's bitch. Where are you?
Wendy: Right behind you!
Wendy made the shot, Craig dodged her and now, both Craig and Wendy are shooting at each other's vests, but neither one of them are able to land a hit. After 20 minutes, they were out of breath.
Craig: You look like you're about to give up.
Wendy: Yeah right! I'm not losing to you!
Both aimed at each other's vests, and as soon as they were about to fire their laser guns, the referee entered the course.
Referee: Okay. Time's up. Everyone, back to the main room.
Craig: What?!
Wendy: Are you serious?!
Craig: We'll settle this later!
At the cafeteria, Clyde was munching down on his food.
Clyde: I didn't know this place had a cafeteria! This is awesome!
Craig: Keep eating and you'll become fatter than Cartman.
Tolkien: Yeah.
Craig: Anyways, how can I beat Wendy? She looks like she's really good at this.
Tweek: Aah! She is good at this! I remember her parents taking her to this place a little while ago. She was bad at it at first and now she's winning laser tag! She's never lost a single laser tag game in her life!
Tolkien: Yeah, and even though she's great at laser tag, she still focuses more on school.
Craig: Doesn't matter. I still need to beat her.
Jimmy: And you will.
With the girls...
Nichole: We need you to win this.
Red: Yeah. You've got an undefeated winning streak and you can't lose it!
Wendy: I know. I just can't let Craig get in my head!
Bebe: Then just ignore him calling you Stan's bitch. We're with you all the way.
Samantha (OC): Yeah. You can't lose to Craig. I don't want that dickhead winning.
Red: You really hate my cousin, huh?
Samantha (OC): Craig's your cousin?
Red: Yeah. I didn't tell you guys that?
Samantha (OC): No you didn't. And yes, I hate Craig. Always picking on my brother for no reason!
Nichole: Your brother is a huge pervert and a massive know-it-all!
Bebe: Look, we need you to win this. If you can beat Cartman in a fight, I'm pretty sure you can beat Craig at laser tag.
Wendy: Yeah. You're right. I can do this!
Red: Yeah!
Samantha (OC): Kick that blue wearing douchebag's ass!
Wendy: I will!
In the boy's bathroom, Craig is splashing sink water on his face.
Craig: It's okay, man. You can do this. You can't lose to a girl at laser tag. You'll never hear the end of it for the rest of your life.
Tweek: Who are you talking to?
Craig: Nobody. Just myself.
Tweek: Dude, are you afraid of losing to Wendy at this?
Craig: No! I'm just surprised that she actually made it this far.
Tweek: Dude, it's okay to be afraid. I'm afraid of mostly everything.
Craig: That's because your parents have been giving you fucked up coffee. But look, I'm not afraid about losing at laser tag to Wendy. I'm just worried about Tricia. I left her with a farm boy who constantly complains about his currently life and has a dad who made the whole town more stupider everyday, a know-it-all who has a mom who's a big fat bitch who nearly started a war with Canada and then he got the country nuked back in 2017, a fat racist psychopath who doesn't care about anyone but himself and committed pretty much every crime in the book, and a poor kid who has drunk parents and fucked up siblings, even though his sister is the only one I tolerate.
Tweek: Look. I'm sure Tricia's doing fine with them. Don't worry about her. I'm sure she's doing fine.
Meanwhile...
Butters: Hey, Eric!
Cartman: Sup, Butters. I'm here to deliver this. Give it to your mom.
Butters: Okay. But wait. Why is Craig's sister with you?
Cartman: Oh, she's just here to stay with you.
Tricia: Wait, what?!
Cartman shoves Tricia into the house and closes the door.
Cartman: She's your problem now, Butters!
Butters: Eric, don't leave me with her!
Tricia: Why?! What's wrong with me?!
Butters: Nothing. Let's just give this to my mom and then you can watch me play pool with my friends in the basement.
Tricia: Sure beats hanging around in a farm with those 4 dickheads.
Butters and Tricia entered the kitchen with the weed.
1 Hour Later, Craig and Wendy are back in the course.
Craig: Here I come, Wendy!
Wendy: You're going down!
Someone fired a laser at both of them, but missed.
Wendy: Who was that?
It was Nelly.
Nelly: Ha! Looks like I've gotten both of you cornered!
Wendy: Nelly? What are you doing here?
Nelly: Isn't it obvious? I'm here to kick your ass for betraying me, Wendy!
Wendy: Oh, you're still pissed at us for getting you in trouble for framing Butters?
Nelly: Yes I am! In fact, how about I blind the shit out of you?!
Craig: Um, the guy said we can't point those at people's eyes!
Nelly: FUCK THE RULES!
She then shot the laser at Wendy's eyes, but Craig pushed her out of the way.
Craig: We need to form a truce to take her out.
Wendy: Okay.
Both Craig and Wendy hid behind an obstacle to avoid the wrath of the short tempered girl.
Nelly: Where are you? I'm gonna win this, and you're gonna wish you never fucked with me!
Wendy: Here's the plan. I'll distract her and you shoot her vest from behind.
Craig: Got it.
Nelly: Oh, Wendy! Where are you?
Wendy: Move out now!
She and Craig ran off and Wendy appeared in front of Nelly.
Nelly: Found ya!
Wendy: Yup. You found me. But can you catch me?
She quickly walked fast while Nelly was behind her.
Nelly: You can run, but you can't hide!
Wendy: Actually, I'm obeying the rules. I'm not running because we're not supposed to.
Nelly: Doesn't matter! I'm still gonna win!
Wendy: Oh really? Craig, now!
Craig shot her vest and she was eliminated.
Nelly: What?!
Wendy: Ha! We win! You're outta here!
Nelly: I'm still gonna blast you!
She then aimed at her laser gun at Wendy's eyes.
Wendy: Get that out of my eyes! You're not supposed to aim it at my eyes! Besides, you got eliminated!
Nelly: I don't fucking care! You and the bitch squad betrayed me and went back to your stupid boyfriends! You think all is forgiven because Skankhunt42 was revealed to be Mr. Broflovski a few weeks ago?! Well, all is not forgiven for me! Because you betrayed me and kicked me out of your group!
Wendy: We kicked you out of our group for a good reason! You turned into a monster!
Nelly: I'm a monster? I'm not the one who hosted a chili con carnival and made a kid eat their parents! I'm not the one who went on a worldwide killing spree with Cthulhu! And I am not the one who blew up people's backyards because they were home growing their own weed! I believe in myself! And I believe that all boys are lying pieces of shit! And as soon as I mess up your eyes just like I did to Bebe, I'm gonna literally kill Butters, and nobody is gonna stop me!
Bebe, Red, Nichole and Samantha grabbed Nelly.
Bebe: So it was you who fucked up my vision and made me wear these glasses!
Nelly: How much did you hear?
Red: We heard all of it, and so did the referee!
Referee: You are in big trouble, young lady! Not only did you break the rules by pointing your laser gun at this girl's eyes, but you said that you were gonna commit murder on someone named Butters and made sexist comments about boys! I will not tolerate that in my facility! As a result, you are banned from this place for life!
Nelly: What?
Referee: Not only did you disgrace the game of laser tag, but you admitted that you were gonna commit one of the worst crimes in history! The point of laser tag is to have fun with everyone, but you turned into an all out war against 2 kids, who did absolutely nothing wrong! And I speak for everyone when I say that you are a disgrace, a disgrace to all laser tag players...
Nelly punches the referee in the face and threw her laser gun at him, which horrified Craig and the girls.
Nelly: FUCK YOU! I'M NOT A DISGRACE! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO ALL REFEREES, YOU (Bleep)!
Nichole was angry.
Nichole: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Nelly: Uh...
She ran off while Nichole chases after her.
Wendy: That bitch will never learn.
Craig shot his laser gun at Wendy's vest.
Craig: I win.
Wendy: Damn it! Oh well. At least I had fun.
Craig: Same here. I guess laser tag is fun.
Wendy: Wanna try this again someday?
Craig: Sure. I'll remember to give you a call.
Wendy: Laser tag buddies?
Craig: Laser tag buddies.
They shook hands.
Wendy: I'm still with Stan and you're still with Tweek.
Craig: I know that. Now let's go get Nelly.
Nelly was being chased by everyone in the facility. Afterwards, she was cornered in every direction.
Wendy: Give it up, Nelly! You're surrounded!
Bebe: Yeah! Give it up!
Nelly: Ha! You can't stop me!
Nichole appeared with rage in her eyes and started approaching Nelly.
Red: Fuck her up, Nichole!
Nichole: With pleasure!
Nelly: Um, Nichole? Let's talk about this.
Nichole: You're gonna wish you never called the ref the N word, you racist bitch!
Referee: Normally, we don't condone violence, but since she offended you, we'll make an exception.
Nichole: Thanks.
Nichole brutally attacked Nelly, who was escorted out of the building minutes later, and she then saw the furious looks on her parent's faces. Her dad grabbed her hand and dragged her to the car. They then left.
Thomas: I hope you kids had fun.
Craig: I sure did. But anyways, I'm gonna call Stan. And tell him that we're gonna head to his farm and picked up Tricia.
He pulls out his phone and calls Stan.
Stan: Hi, Craig. How's the laser tag thing?
Craig: It was awesome, and now we're about to leave. We'll be at your farm in about 30 minutes. How's Tricia?
Stan: She's doing good.
Craig: Okay. Well, we're about to go to McDonald's and then head to your farm to pick up Tricia. See ya.
Stan: Okay. See you soon, Craig.
Stan hung up his phone.
Craig: That's weird. He was acting like he was scared. But anyways, let's go to McDonald's and pick up Tricia.
30 Minutes Later, they arrived at the farmhouse and Craig knocked on the door and Stan answered it.
Craig: How's Tricia?
Stan: She's perfectly fine.
Tricia: Sup, big bro?
Craig: Hey, sis. How were they?
After a bit of silence...
Tricia: They are the best babysitters ever! They let me watch Frozen, we had a tea party and they got me whatever food I want!
Craig: I'm glad to hear that. (To Stan) Thanks for watching her.
Stan: You're welcome. So how much are you paying me for watching her?
Craig: Nothing. It was for free. (To Tricia) Come on, sis. Let's go get you home.
The two siblings walked away from the farmhouse and Stan closed the door. They both entered the car.
Thomas: Did you have fun with the Marshes?
Tricia: Yeah! It was awesome!
Craig: We got you a happy meal.
Tricia: Thanks!
She starts eating her food as the car drove off.
As they were driving back to the house, they noticed a big fiery aura surrounding Butters' house.
Jimmy: If I-I had to guess, that was- that was Damien's doing.
Craig: Yeah. By the way, wanna spend the night?
Tweek: Sure!
Craig: Mom, Dad, can they spend the night?
Laura: Sure thing.
Clyde: Awesome!
They all hi-fived and Don't You Forget About Me Plays for a short period.
Butters' point of view during the events of this story and my previous story will come soon.