(Screen fades to the dawn sky, the birds are tweeting, and screen pans to the fictional city called Cartoontown City, and screen goes inside LPS in Downtown City Road. Lights go on, and finally goes to the 3 male LPS Pets.)
Pippi: *yawns, and notices the sun* Aw, fuck! Wake up guys! Wake up! The sun is about to come!
Tommy: Huh? What? *sees the sun* Holy shit! A new day! Annika, wake up!
Annika: Huh? Huh? What the fuck? A new day?
Tommy: Yes!
Pippi: Today is the day we finally have our date with the girls!
Annika: Yes, this is cool! I can't wait to date Babs
Pippi: Ready to date Applebloom.
Tommy: Yeah. I can't fucking wait.
Annika: Shit! The song is gonna start.
(The 3 male lets go out.)
Pippi: Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Bugs is about to sing!
Tommy: Drop it, Bugs!
Annika: You can do this, Bugs! You have good singing voice!
Pippi: Drop it, Bugs! You fucking rock!
(The Cartoon Day plays.)
(Screen goes to the cartoon characters shopping in LPS.)
Pippi: *smells the air* Ah, the air of a brand new day is here!
Annika: Yeah, and date the girls!
Tommy: Yeah, speaking of girls, let's talk to them.
Pippi: Good idea! *in his mind: Maybe I can talk to my girlfriend, Applebloom*
Annika: Fuck yeah.
Tommy: Girls! *whistles*
(The 4 LPS Girls, which are Sweetie Belle-Ling, Scootaloo Clark, Applebloom Trent and Babs Seed approaches, the three are giggling, except for Applebloom.)
Applebloom: Tommy, what the bloody fuck are you doing?
Tommy: Deciding to chat with you.
Applebloom: Look, I already have a boyfriend, you bitch.
Tommy: Hello, ladies.
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Babs: *giggling*
Annika: I can't wait to date one of you.
Applebloom: Yeah, right.
Annika: Seriously, maybe one of the girls can be in love with me.
Applebloom: Someone will never date you. I mean, who would ever date that gecko?
(Babs Seed raises her hand.)
Applebloom: Babs, get your fucking hand down. (Applebloom looks at Pippi's eyes) I would love to date you.
(Babs gets her hand down.)
(Pippi looks at Applebloom.)
Pippi: Applebloom?
Applebloom: Pippi?
Pippi: It's nice talking to you today.
Applebloom: It is nice to see you too. You are even cuter than that Digby cunt who fell in love with Sweetie Belle instead of me.
Pippi: Yeah, that asshole.
Applebloom: Yeah, you're my life.
Pippi: *smiles* So are you.
(Applebloom and Pippi touches tips, then the cartoon bus comes.)
Annika: Oh, shit! The bus is here!
(Then, the bus driver, which is Jack, approaches to LPS.)
Tommy: Holy shit! It's time!
Jack: *picks the LPS pets up and goes to the bus*
Annika: See you later, fuckers! *pulls the middle finger*
(At the bus, the pets are dropped in the seat.)
Pippi: I can't believe we're gonna go around the cartoon bus!
Tommy: I know, right?! It's like the town is so fucking beautiful.
Annika: Yeah, and so are those girls.
(The 3 girls giggles, Applebloom groans.)
Scootaloo: Applebloom, why are you not happy about the fact that those 3 guys are about to date one of us.
Applebloom: I have a boyfriend, and he's right there. *points at Pippi* So, me and Pippi are dating.
Scootaloo: Really? Shit...
(Jack appears.)
Jack: Ok, bitches! Time for the Love Roof! Remember, if you get chosen, then you can get to go to the special free cruise for you and your chosen dates!
(Everybody cheers.)
(Jack chooses Nancy and Jasmine, Cuddles and Giggles, Oggy and Olivia, Elisha and Grim, Brian and Stewie, and Daffy and Tina. He decides to choose one more.)
Jack: Ok, gang! One more couple to be chosen!
Pippi: Oh, fuck. *smiles*
Jack: *picks Pippi up and places him in the Love Roof*
Pippi: *silently* Come on, come on, Jack, please pick Applebloom.
Applebloom: *silently* Please, please, pick me so I can be with Pippi.
(Jack comes and decides, and picks Applebloom up and places her in the Love Roof.)
Pippi: *gasps happily*
Applebloom: Pippi! We've been chosen to the cruise together!
Pippi: Fuck yeah!
(Camera zooms out to the chosen lovers.)
Annika: Aw, fuck!
Tommy: God damn it...
(Screen goes to Pippi and Applebloom, who is talking.)
Pippi: It's like a dream come true! We've been chosen!
Applebloom: *howls happily* I know, right? Now those boy bitches will never see me till after the cruise!
Pippi: Fuck yeah! But, what if we separated?
Applebloom: We'll never be separated, but if we do, you're my life.
Pippi: Yeah.
(Pippi and Applebloom touch tips.)
Wubbzy: *groans in disgust*
(At the bus, a panicked Apu came.)
Apu: Help! *goes up to the Love Roof*
Jack: What the fuck?! *tries to run up, but gets the roof closed* Damn it...
(At the Love Roof.)
Apu: Everybody! Eric Cartman is about to flip the bus to kill us!
(Everybody gasps.)
Nancy: The fuck?! You almost disturbed my time.
Pippi: Apu? What the fuck are you doing?
Apu: Warning you that Cartman is gonna flip the bus!
Applebloom: That mischievous cunt?! Oh, fuck...
Apu: "Oh, fuck" is right! That motherfucker! Who hates happy people! Hates love and many shit!
Stewie: Yeah, love created us, and fans as well. And being happy is great!
Apu: That's fucking true! He would use chainsaws to kill us! Now, it's time for me... To go away! *jumps off the bus and dies*
Wubbzy: *gasp*
Pippi: Oh, fuck!
(Cartman pushes the boulder to make the bus crash, and it sends everyone who rides it off, including Tommy, who got lost, and the lovers fall.)
(Scene goes into the Saving Private Ryan-like scene where Pippi opens his eyes, and we see Jack grieving about his bus.)
Jack: *crying* Why, you motherfucker, why?!
(Then, we see Elisha looking at her scrapped knee.)
Elisha: My fucking knee got scrapped!
(We see Grim, being broken into pieces, finding his bones, Brian and Stewie being lost, Cuddles' face gets peeled off, and dies, and falls lifeless. And we see Jasmine grieving over a now lifeless Nancy.)
Jasmine: *crying* My love is dead thanks to Cartman!
(Then, Applebloom then tackles Pippi.)
Applebloom: Pippi! We must run! Cartman's coming!
(Cartman appears with the giant Saw-like machine.)
(The cartoons ran, and Jack's bus is turned into scrap, Grim is grinded, Brian and Stewie trips and gets grinded as well. Elisha, Applebloom and Pippi successfully runs, but they trip into the ocean.)
(Pippi wakes up and gets up in the middle of the city, he has lost his way.)
Pippi: Goddamn it. I lost my home thanks to that fucking fat-ass bitch.
(He discovers he has lost Applebloom as well.)
Pippi: Oh, fuck. Not only I lost my way home and my cruise, but I also lost my Applebloom.
(Pippi walks, and screen fades to Applebloom, who is middle of nowhere in the city.)
Applebloom: Aw, that cock-sucking fat fucking bastard, I got lost! *sad* But, I actually feel sorry for Apu. I mean, God, I was going to have my happy cruise date with my boyfriend, Pippi Ferguson! But, thanks to that fat-ass Eric Cartman bitch, it's ruined. Ruined! *faints*
(Applebloom then hears Elisha crying and ranting, she gets up and we see Elisha sobbing on the ground.)
Elisha: *ranting about Cartman* That cock-sucking motherfucking bitch! He got me lost! *falls to her knees, sobbing, having blood marks on her face from her scrapped knee*
Applebloom: Girl? Are you ok?
Elisha: *sobbing* No, I am not fucking okay! That damn bitch got me lost, grinded my new boyfriend and scrapped my fucking knee.
Applebloom: Oh, sorry about your knee. *pats her* And your new boyfriend.
Elisha: *smiles and stops crying* Thanks.
Applebloom: We'll find Pippi, and stop Cartman.
Elisha: Ok.
(Applebloom and Elisha leaves.)
(Meanwhile at Pippi.)
Pippi: I got to find my girlfriend, and my home.
(Pippi walks to the directions, but no hope.)
Pippi: Fuck, well, I am officially lost.
(An mysterious cartoon then throws a treat at Pippi.)
Pippi: What the fuck? Someone just threw a treat at me.
(SpongeBob is peeking at him.)
SpongeBob: Follow me.
Pippi: I can't trust strangers.
SpongeBob: If you wanna know where your home is, then follow me.
Pippi: Well, OK.
(Pippi then goes to SpongeBob and follows him.)
(We go to Cartman's fort in the forest and he returns.)
Cartman: What a good motherfucking day. Grinding people is successful. Now, i need to continue on working my plans to destroy the city.
(Cartman looks at his secret agenda to destroy the city, but it is missing.)
Cartman: Shit! I need one more thing to do!
(Foxy appears.)
Foxy: I can help you with that!
Cartman: Foxy? What the fuck are you doing?
Foxy: I found out that you decided to become a baddie to those former friends, so... Why not join you in destroying the city.
Cartman: *sighs* I guess you can help me.
Foxy: Sweet! So, what do we do to destroy the city.
Cartman: First, we grind the people, which I finished, so check off for that, then we need to buy stuff to destroy the city, then we...
Foxy: Turn it to our land and make the residents our slaves.
Eric: *gasps* Brilliant...
Foxy: *talking about Eric's plans* You're planning to destroy the city. Oh, th-
Oh: Hello!
Foxy: For fucks sales, can you get the fuck out?
(Oh leaves)
Foxy: Weird fucking alien bitch, so, where we're we?
(Cartman continues talking to his plan.)
Foxy: Awesome!
(They evil laugh.)
(We go to the park (not the Downtown City Park, but the different park) where Pippi stops.)
Pippi: Where the fuck are we?
SpongeBob: Our fort. Welcome, friend.
Pippi: Friend? You have anybody with you.
SpongeBob: In fact, yes. *Peel and Tommy appears*
Pippi: Wait, Tommy?
Tommy: Pippi? You're alive?
Pippi: Yes!
SpongeBob: I'll tell you where it is... But first, I need to tell you about Cartman.
Pippi: Cartman... That asshole! Tell me more about that fat blowjob.
SpongeBob: Cartman... Is a fat shithead that he hates everything, he destroys everything we love and he sent my friend, Patrick to the hospital.
Patrick: It's true.
Tommy: He even recently destroyed the fucking bus.
SpongeBob: Yes... He even killed my love of my life, Sandy Cheeks. *tear leaks* Now, that fucking asshole will pay.
Peel: Yeah! And he'll pay for eating my arm! *shows the eaten mark on his arm*
Pippi: Oh my god, that bastard. Look, do you know where my home is.
Tommy: Yes! *uses the phone to put the LPS address* Here it is. *gives the phone to Pippi* Careful, this shitty phone needs charging hold on. *charges the phone*
(Pippi exits.)
(Screen goes to the city where Applebloom.)
Applebloom: My boyfriend's name is Pippi Ferguson and he is a hedgehog unlike me.
Elisha: Oh, you have any boyfriends the same species as you.
Applebloom: Used to. His name is Digby and he was sweet. Till he decided to become a fucking bitch to me and date Sweetie Belle-Ling instead.
Elisha: Oh, my boyfriend I had, his name was Grim. He was like the dream. Till Cartman grinded him.
Wubbzy: Huh
Applebloom: Sorry about him... Anyways, you know where our home is?
Elisha: Yes! I been there before!
Applebloom: Really?
Elisha: Yes!
Applebloom: I can't wait to see Pippi again.
(Applebloom and Elisha continued chatting.)
(Screen fades to Pippi exiting the fort.)
Pippi: Bye! Phone, take me home!
(Pippi walks, where he walks to the Adult Swim Road, and at the Looney Tunes Road, where he walking till he is stopped by the Road Runner.)
Road Runner: Hello, bitch!
Pippi: Who in the fuck are you?
Road Runner: The Road Runner, shithead. You're?
Pippi: Pippi. Pippi Ferguson.
Road Runner: *sees the phone* Holy shit! That's a phone? I want that!
Pippi: Fuck no, it's my only way home.
Road Runner: Well, if you want home, then you'll have to do it on your own, you blowjob! *snatches the phone from him*
Pippi: Hey! Get back here with my fucking phone, you stupid shitty road runner! *chases Road, till he gets tired, sees ACME products seller/Cartoontown City police officer Wile E. Coyote's firework shoes* Wile E, can I borrow those!?
Wile E. Coyote: Sure, it's a dollar!
Pippi: Come on, that Road Runner stole my phone and it's a emergency!
Wile E. Coyote: Okay! Okay! Take it for free! I don't give a fuck!
(Pippi gets on the Firework Shoe, lights up using Wile E's cigarette and it starts speeding.)
Pippi: I am coming for you, Road Douchebag!
(He successfully reaches him, but he grabs Pippi and the Firework shoe explodes.)
Pippi: What the fuck?!
Road Runner: Shut your goddamn mouth, he's here!
Pippi: Who's here?
Road: The bad-ass bitch everyone knows... Eric Cartman.
(Foxy approaches.)
Pippi: And that weird Foxy guy.
Road: What the? He has a partner now?
Pippi: It appears to be.
Wubbzy: Those assholes
(Cartman goes to Wile E.)
Cartman: I want those dynamites.
Wile E. Coyote: Sure, it'll cost you 4 dollars.
Cartman: 4 dollars? 4 FUCKING DOLLARS! I want that pronto!
Wile E.: Why?
Cartman: I'll squish you like a Tear!
Savannah: Yes?
Cartman: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO A FUCKING BUG!
Mark: Who? Me?
Foxy: Not fucking you! Him!
Wile E.: Okay, okay! 4 dynamites.
Pippi: Oh, fuck
(Screen goes to Applebloom and Elisha, who are walking in the Adult Swim road.)
Applebloom: Wow... This road looks nice as fuck, but not as beautiful as Pippi.
Elisha: Yeah, those fat guys, that squid and some guys.
Early: S'up? Want some beer?
Applebloom: No thanks.
Early: Ok. *smokes cigarette*
Elisha: Have you seen Pippi?
Early: I saw him walking on his phone to the Looney Tunes road, but if you wanna go to him, you'll have go through me first.
Applebloom: Where will we go through you still?
Early: The play shoot off!
(Screen fades to the Adult Swim road where Applebloom and Early are preparing for the pretend shoot-off.)
Early: I can prove that I am fucking good!
Applebloom: Well, I am even better!
Early: Over my dead body and my balls!
Applebloom: Your balls? Ok!
(Peter and Dudley Puppy come.)
Peter: Welcome to the new Pretend Shoot Off Contest where our champion Early try to go against a dog named Applebloom Trent.
Applebloom: That's right, you can get over with my singing!
Early: Fuck no, you stupid ass beast.
Applebloom: Beast?! *angry*
Peter: Go!
(Applebloom jumps at Early, and attacks him, injuring him.)
Early: Ow... Ok, ok, you win. And sorry that I called you beast, looks like you don't like it, huh?
Applebloom: Nope! *kicks Early in the groin*
Early: My balls!
(Applebloom and Elisha hear Cartman's loud scream.)
Wubbzy and Dudley Puppy: *gasp*
Applebloom: Oh, fuck...
Early: Oh, no... Not Cartman again. Guys, you need to leave! Now!
(Applebloom and Elisha ran.)
Early: An another problem with that shithead is gonna happen. When will he ever stop.
Lois: Yes, that bitch.