(We go to the Looney Tunes road where Cartman is mad.)
Foxy: How about a drink at the beer bar?
Cartman: Good idea.
(Foxy and Cartman enter the saloon where some of the cartoon characters are smoking, some are playing cards and some are drinking beer.)
Bartender Skips: Hello, welcome to the Yosemite Saloon, how can I help you.
Cartman: I would like a rost beer. *gives Skips 6 dollars*
Skips: Ok. *takes six dollars and gives a rost beer to Eric*
(Pippi and Road are peeking.)
Road: Yosemite Saloon? That is my favorite place to hang out.
Pippi: Really?
Road: Yeah.
Pippi: Holy shit.
Road: I already got a plan to piss them off.
Pippi: Yeah, let's piss them the fuck off.
(Pippi enters the saloon.)
Pippi: Hello, bitches!
(Cartman and Foxy looks, and angrily smiles)
Cartman: Well, you little cock-sucking fucking twat! I knew I'll see you!
Pippi: It's the dream come true for you, huh?
Cartman: Die, you stupid little bastard!
Deedee: Excuse me?!
Cartman: NOT YOU! Shut your damn mouth, cockroach. Anyways, die, you stupid hedgehog!
Foxy: Yeah, die, you stupid cunt!
(Foxy and Cartman chases Pippi.)
Pippi: Come and catch me!
(Road grabs Pippi and he rides him.)
Cartman and Foxy: Take that, you fucking dick *steps on Wubbzy's toe*
(Foxy and Cartman catch up, but they get hit by Wile E. Coyote.)
Wile E.: No running!
Foxy: Fuck you, you fucking faggot! *pulls the middle finger as Road and Pippi successfully run away*
Cartman: Let's get the fuck out!
(Foxy and Cartman leaves.)
(Pippi and Road looks at them leaving and laughs.)
Pippi: That was awesome.
Road: Yeah, are you still going home?
Pippi: Yes.
Road: Well, in that case. *gives Pippi the phone back* Sorry I was the shitty asshole to you, Pippi.
Pippi: I forgive you, and thanks. Bye, friend!
Road: Bye! Good luck finding your home!
(Pippi leaves.)
(Applebloom and Elisha approaches, and sees Pippi leaving.)
Applebloom: Pippi! *runs*
(Pippi exits the Looney Tunes Road, and there is a party going on at the Cartoon Network Road.)
Pippi: Holy shit... It looks... Wild!
Prohyas: Hello, hedgehog! Are you ready for a bitch-in party?
Pippi: No thanks.
Prohyas: Really, blowjob?
Pippi: I'm fine.
Prohyas: You can even be a happy pet since we allow to have pets too! (Screen goes to the pets having a blast, and back to him) So, what do you say?
Pippi: *sighs* Ok.
Prohyas: Good! If you want some food or treasure shit, they are right here! If something shitty happens, then call me!
Pippi: Yes!
(Pippi slowly starts dancing as Prohyas leaves.)
Pippi: Oh my god, this is so damn awesome like a cock!
(Applebloom and Elisha approaches.)
Applebloom: Pippi!
(Pippi notices Applebloom.)
Pippi: Applebloom?
Applebloom: Pippi!
(Applebloom and Pippi hugs.)
Elisha: So, you must be Pippi Ferguson, huh?
Pippi: Yup, and you're?
Elisha: Elisha Preston.
Pippi: Nice to finally meet you, Elisha. Don't call me a porcupine because I am not, and I am Applebloom's boyfriend.
Elisha: Yup, Applebloom told me. My boyfriend is dead, his name is Grim and he got grinded.
Pippi: Oh... Sorry about him.
Elisha: Thanks...
(Pippi starts dancing.)
Applebloom: *dancing* You dance nicely.
Pippi: *dancing* Aw shit, thanks!
(Pippi and Applebloom danced, so did Elisha. They partied till they were done.)
Applebloom: *tired* Well, that party was pretty fun
Pippi: *tired* Yeah, I had a fucking blast!
Elisha: *tired* Same.
(Screen goes to the entrance of Downtown City Road where Cartman and Foxy goes to the sign.)
Cartman: Tomorrow at sunset, this stupid hedeghog will say goodbye to his home.
Foxy: Yeah! Wait, why are we destroying the city?
Cartman: So, we can build our own city and make the goddamn fucking residents as our slaves.
Foxy: Oh, yeah! I forgot, now I remember!
Cartman: Yes, once we do that shit, their lives will be fucked up forever.
Foxy: Yes! Fucked up forever!
Cartman: Don't do it.
Foxy: Sorry.
(Kyle, Stan and Kenny seeks.)
Kyle: First, that fucking whore unfriended us, now he is gonna destroy our city?!
Stan: I know this day would come.
Kenny: *muffles (meaning: That fucking cunt!)*
Stan: That's right!
Kyle: We have to warn everybody about this!
Kenny: *muffles (Meaning: What about Pippi and Applebloom?)*
Kyle: Oh, shit! We have gotta warn them!
Stan: Yeah, but how?
Kyle: When we see them, we have to warn them!
(Cartman hears them, and sees them.)
Cartman: What?! What the fuck you're doing here?!
Kenny: *muffles (meaning: Oh, fuck)*
Kyle: Shut up, former friend!
Cartman: Seriusly? That is as a smooth move!
Smooth Move: Smooth Move's my name.
Cartman: GET THE FUCK OUT!
(He leaves.)
Cartman: Anyways, well, you bastards, time to put you in the chamber of captured and injured people!
Foxy: Yeah, room full of injured cunts!
Cartman: Shut your motherfucking mouth, you stupid dumbass dummy.
Foxy: Sorry.
(Cartman and Foxy drags them to the chamber.)
(Screen fades to the dawn where Pippi, Applebloom and Elisha are walking in the near entrance of Downtown City Road.)
Applebloom: Well, we're almost home.
Pippi: Fuck yeah! But *phone dies* Oh, shit...
Applebloom: "Oh, fuck" what?
Pippi: Our only way just died.
Applebloom: That fucking phone?! You are kidding me, nigga, now we'll never find out.
Elisha: Wait... You used the fucking phone instead of me?! You didn't need me after all. *mad* YOU FUCKING PETS!
Pippi: We're sorry!
Elisha: Not yet... I do love pets, but you two are just... Terrible!
Applebloom: Terrible?! *growls* GET THE FUCK OUT NOW, YOU TEAR CUNT!
(Elisha is hit by Applebloom's words and flies off sadly.)
Applebloom: God damn bitch...
Pippi: Why? Why did you hurt Elisha's feelings?! We were starting to like her.
Applebloom: She was a fucking bitch to me!
Pippi: At least you still have me, even if we die, then we will be together.
(Applebloom smiles, but as Applebloom and Pippi are about to kiss, Cartman and Foxy captures Pippi.)
Foxy: Got you, you damn hedge-bitch!
Applebloom: Pippi! Foxy, bring Pippi down right this instant!
Foxy: Never, you ugly dog! *kicks Applebloom*
Pippi: Applebloom!
Cartman: You're coming with us, hedgehog, to the chamber of our captured and injured people.
Applebloom: No...
Pippi: Applebloom!... No. *in tears*
Cartman: Soon, we will destroy your home! When we say home, we mean all over the city!
Elisha: *hears Cartman's plans* Oh, no...
(Cartman and Foxy leaves with Pippi, with a broken Applebloom.)
Applebloom: *gasps* They're gonna destroy the city?! We're fucked...
Elisha: Yeah.
Applebloom: Elisha?! I told you to fuck off.
Elisha: Yeah, I'm sorry I was a bitch to you.
Applebloom: What?... *sighs* I know it's too early, but I'm sorry that I yelled. Anyways, we need to find the chamber and save the city.
(Pippi is taken to the fort where he is slated in the chamber.)
Foxy: This is your home from now on, hedgehog. *leaves*
Pippi: No... *sobs* My sweet Applebloom... And my home, are gonna die soon... *sobs*
(Then, an girl from The Chronicles of Nancy the Speedy Boy, who appears to be crying in her knees.)
Pippi: Hello?
(Caillou and Mario surrounds him.)
Mario: Stop right here, shithead!
Caillou: What the fuck are you doing?
Pippi: Excuse me, I am just talking to that crying girl.
(Lagan, with tear marks, looks at Pippi.)
Lagan: So, you're that new hedgehog that my members are talking about?
Pippi: Members?
(Then, the 4 members tracked him down.)
Lumpy: What brings you here, you stupid hedgehog bastard?
Tom: He was brought here, you stupid idiot!
Lumpy: Oh.
(A tearful Lagan gets up.)
Lagan: Guys, get off the hedgehog. *to Pippi* What is your name?
Pippi: Uh... Pippi Ferguson.
Mario: *creepily* Hello, Pippi Ferguson. *normal* Sorry that's a bit creepy, anyways, nice to meet you, Pippi.
Pippi: Who are you guys?
Tom: We're the Cartoon Punishers, you motherfucker!
Pippi: "The Cartoon Punishers?" Fuck, that's one hell of a cool name.
Lumpy (smoking a cigarette): I know, right? Want one?
Pippi: No, thanks.
Lumpy: Yeah, I'm the only member who smokes. Others think smoking is bad, which is slightly true.
Mario: That is true.
Tom: The moose is Lumpy, the plumber is Mario, I'm Tom, the preschooler is Caillou, and our leader is Lagan Fuller, who appears to be topless, because Cartman stoled her bra due to the fact that he likes tits.
Mario: Yeah, Cartman stoled it.
Lumpy: Yeah, and I sorta likes tits too...
Caillou: Stop mentioning tits, guys! Seriously, we don't wanna make our leader mad. Anyways, we would like to help you.
Lagan: (sad) Like Caillou said, what is the problem?
Pippi: This shitty phone is dead.
Lumpy: How the fuck does it work?
Tom: The charger, you fuck!
(Pippi brings the phone to the plugger and it charges, but in the process, sees the key beside it.)
Pippi: Some asshole decided to leave the key inside. *gasps* The key!
(Meanwhile, Applebloom and Elisha is trying to find the way to warn the citizens.)
Applebloom: Where is the main building that controls the screens in the city?!
Elisha: *sees one* Right here!
Applebloom: *sighs* Let's do it.
(Citizens are enjoying their usual time, till the tv screens on the buildings turn on.)
Applebloom (on Tv): Is this thing on? Good. Hello, you may not know me, I am Applebloom Trent, I am Pippi's girlfriend. Pippi is a hedgehog in Downtown City Road.
Beavis: Pippi? That fucker?
Butthead: I know, right?
Applebloom (on TV): I have something important! Our city is in great peril because that Cartman bastard and his fucked pal is planning to destroy our home.
(Citizens gasps.)
Oggy: I knew this day would come!
Eli: We're fucked!
Applebloom (on TV): Calm down! There is a way to stop this!
Tip: How?! How in the bloody fuck will we do this?!
Cow: Yeah!
Rocko: Would we win and survive? For me, no! We'll more likely to die!
Applebloom (on TV): Everyone calm the fuck down!
Turbo: Calm down?! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE CALM DOWN?!
Twilight: Yeah, we had a happy life, till you told us that Cartman is destroying our city!
Cod Commando: Not only this damn city is our home, but it is our life!
Sweetie Belle, Babs and Scootaloo: Applebloom?
The Tears: We would likely to lose!
Dragons: Yeah!
Applebloom: *worried* Oh, no...
(Meanwhile, Cartman and Foxy are bringing what they need to destroy the city.)
Cartman: *checking the time, which is at 12 p.m* Perfect, 5 more hours till the end of Cartoontown City!
Foxy: Yeah! The end of the fucked city!
Cartman: Stop it! I'll squish you like a tiny copper bastard!
Cooper: Yes?
Cartman: For the love of shit, not fucking you, boob.
(Cooper leaves.)
Foxy: Sorry!