Is it wrong to be a lazy cyclops in a dungeon?
Don't own danmachi or naruto and I sure as hell don't want to own boruto.
[A/N] kinda wrote this chapter for fun. I'll see if I continue it.
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"Hmm where am I?" a man with gravity defying silver hair questioned looking around. He saw a giant crystal in the ceiling that was illuminating the area around him, it looked like a forest somewhere in a cave. The one eyed man jumps on the highest tree to gain a vantage point and sees smoke north of his current position. He guesses it's a settlement of people and goes to observe to see if they are hostile. When he arrives he sees a large group of people seated around resting and a small blonde child giving orders.
'Hehe looks like the blonde chibi is the leader. How should I introduce myself? Maybe a shadow clone, yes that would be the best option.' The cyclops thought. He creates a clone and gives it a nod.
The resting group hears footsteps coming from turn in a battle ready position prepared for a monster only to see a weirdly clothed man appre from the clearing, not recognizing him they stay on guard prepared for anything. He walks along nonchalantly with his hand in his pockets only to stop just out of their sticking range.
"Maa maa no need to be so serious, I just wanted to ask where we are. I'm unfamiliar with the area." The man said with a dismissing wave.
Mob character 1 speaks "What do you mean? How do you get down to the 18th floor of the dungeon and not know where you are?"
'So I'm in a dungeon, how strange, I'm most likely not in the Elemental Nations, Kamui's a bitch' thought the pervert.
"How strange I'm not sure if you will believe me, but I was teleported here from a far away land and don't know where I am at the moment could you inform me?" the silver haired man smiled somehow with only his one eye visible.
"No, now leave" Mob character 2 spoke. Mob character 3 who happened to be a random mid tier level 3 took action and rushed the mysterious man much to the shout of stop coming from the blonde chibi. He lunged with his spear in hand, he struck true and suddenly there was a puff of smoke and a log appeared where he thrusted.
"Maa maa no need to be so aggressive to a friendly neighborhood ninja" the man said standing on a tree horizontally, the other looking at him wide eyed. The blonde chibi finally decided to speak up.
'I didn't even see him move, he could be dangerous. Let's gather some information,' "Hello, my name is Finne Deimne the captain of the Loki familia, your name is?"
'He's trying to extract information casually, trying to see if I'm a threat or not, I'll play along for now, also what the fuck is a familia and a Loki' "Hmm oh my name is Kakashi Hatake jonin of konohagakure" the man said with an eye smile and a wave, still being parallel to the ground.
"Nice to meet you Hatake-san. I can't say I've heard of a village called Konohagakure, but currently you're on the 18th floor of the dungeon in a city called Orario." said the fun-sized blonde. The cyclops jumped off the tree and landed in his previous spot out of the striking range of the 'Loki familia'.
"Can't say I've heard of a city called Orario, is it famous?" the one-eyed man asked.
"It is the capital of the world are you stupid?" asked a silver haired wolfman.
Kakashi cleaned out his ear with his pinky and flicked non-existence wax off his finger. "Huh did you say something?" he asked, not even looking in the wolf's direction. Making some snicker and other chuckle chuckle
"You weak bastard, you dare ignore me, the Mighty Bete!" the wolf yelled with a tick mark.
Kakashi cleaned out his other ear. "Huh did you say something?" he asked again, making most sweatdrop at his antics, but a certain amazon couldn't contain her laughter and fell to the floor holding her gut. The wolf now known as Bete was getting ready to attack, but was cut off by a green haired elf.
"Enough Bete we don't want another round of punishment do we?" she asked with a strained smile that promised pain to anyone who defied. The wolf only nodded looking away with a huff.
"Well I can say I'm most likely not in my original world or Universe if the races and capitals are anything to go off of." the perverted teacher said, assuming a thinking position.
'He doesn't seem to be hostile and we can catch more flies with honey than Vinegar after all,' "I can't guarantee anything except an escort to the surface and information as long as you meet our goddess Loki for some questions." Finn said, noticing his thumb holding still, not considering the man a threat at the moment.
'That's a good deal maybe I can… did he say goddess!?' "D-did you say goddess?" the man said with a slight narrow of his visible eye that made the high level adventurers tense.
'He seems to be suspicious of deities, I wonder why?' "Yes I can assume that your world either didn't have them or had a bad experience with them, May I ask what your experience is with them?" Finn asked with his thumb now throbbing.
'They seem familiar even content with a god.'' "Yes, have you heard the name Kaguya the Rabbit Goddess?" the Clonkashi asked with his hands twitching, ready to make hand signs.
"I haven't heard of one called Kaguya. I can assure you the gods in our world are very different. They came down from Tenkai, sealing their powers and only using it to give adventurers their blessings to get stronger." Finn said placatingly, making the ninja go wide eyed.
'He definitely said gods as in plural, but what competent god would seal their own power?' "I will trust you for now and will accept your earlier deal as long as you promise that your god doesn't attack." Kakashi said making the others go wide-eyed.
"Umm would you tell me how the god attacked you?" asked a shocked Tiona.
"She didn't just attack me. Kaguya almost succeeded in taking over the world.'' Kakashi explained, slightly calming down.
"What power did she use though, you made it seem like she didn't seal her powers before descending to the realm of mortals." Riviera asked.
"She was the only 'Goddess' in my world being the progenitor of chakra and mother of the 'Sage of Six Paths'. She could create her own dimensions and shoot out bones that instantly kill anyone they hit, trying to steal the chakra from all the humans on the planet by sucking them into a giant tree using the moon to cast an Illusion over every human to put them in a dream. The only way we won was for me and my students to seal her in the Moon again." Kakashi said with a tired sigh remembering how he got here.
"Oh my Loki, that's horrible. No, the gods and goddesses here can't use their power here in Genkai even if they did, they would be sent back to Tenkai almost immediately. Wait, if there's only one goddess and she's batshit crazy, how did you get strong enough to beat her?" Tiona asked with a confused face.
'Guess I could hide it, but there's I could gain their trust by spilling more secrets.' "Well you see 'The Sage of Six Paths' was the son of the evil goddess from millennia ago and he sealed his mother into the moon first and he spread the knowledge and use of chakra to our ancestors that passed it onto the next generation and it just continued, I'll avoid the powers we wield and such for now until I trust you enough, but long story short. A piece of her escaped and manipulated the children and further generations to release her from her prison. She nearly captured all of mankind and the only reason we won was with the intervention of the sage and as we were sealing her she created an unstable dimensional portal and that's how I'm stuck here." the jonin explained.
"That is very interesting. I'm assuming you either want to find a way back and if you can't find a way to live in this world?" Finn asked
'It's scary how fast that chibi naruto look-alike came up with that conclusion,' "Why yes and while I'm still skeptical about these deities I have no better options as of now. So if that would be possible can I stay with your group for now? I won't cause any trouble and promise on my nindo never to attack any of you unprovocted." 'Can't believe I'm sounding like Naruto with the Nindo B.S."
'He slipped in the unprovocted as a clause as such a sneaky ninja,' "I accept Hatake-san and swear that we of the Loki Familia will not attempt to harm you in any way shape or form as long as we are not provoked." He said with a wry smile on his face that no kid should have.
"Maa maa I won't attack. Though I have to ask how old are you? I can see there are non-human races and one could assume a race could have a child like size at the age of maturity. Either that or you're just short." Kakashi snickered, making the small blonde gain a tick mark and a well endowed amazon to sethe.
"I am definitely older then I look. So do you have supplies to set up camp or do you require some?" the pallum answered and asked.
"I'll be fine, in the woods for now. Though what time are we leaving?"
"In 1 day around dawn, you can tell the time by the crystal."
"See ya around Ja Ne." Clonekashi responded by walking away with a hand wave.
"Wait, don't go! I have so many questions about the heroes from your world." Tiona said running to catch up to the scarecrow only for him to disappear in a poof dispelling.
'Hmm this world is strange, but it may be fun. Damn it Guy you infected me with your youthfulness.'
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[Naruto Universe]
A certain green beast in a wheelchair is at the funeral of his rival weeping. When he suddenly sneezes.
"YOSH MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL KAKSHI MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME BEYOND THE WORLD!"
[A/N]
Kinda like where this is going and going to introduce Bete to 1,000 years of death next chapter. If you have any suggestions as to where you want the story to go post a review.