Me: It my turn for the long wait. I had to help my characters from my others stories to tame the harem. I think I lost a pinkie toe. But too scare to find out.

Natsu: At least you weren't beat up by magic users!

Takato: Or Dingmans!

Spike: At least we survived. To next month at least.

9th Doctor: can we get to the story now? The author hasn't done any for a very long time and everyone started to think he's dead!

Me: Shit! Got to get started right now!

Leo was chilling in a hot tub he created while in a world fill with nothingness around him. He is in his happy place, after another fail attempt to find a champion. He has been in here for six hundred (six minutes in normal time) years. The water was so hot; a person would have been boiling alive about now.

Suddenly a vortex open and walk in Chaos with a smile on her face.

"I see your having a great time." Chaos said with a smirk.

"Fuck you." Leo said simply. Chaos giggled at his behavior, it not often you see him annoy or anger, so this was a rare treat.

"I'm just here to give you two names that can be powerful allies to help you." Chaos said as she handed him a piece of paper.

Leo glances at the paper and his eyes widen at the first name. He was gone faster than Chaos could even blink. She looked at her hand to see a piece of paper is in her hands that said 'Thank you mom!' Chaos giggled and left to watch her favorite show. Adventure time.

(With Leo)

Leo was walking through a forest path to a town he grew to love because one pony was there. He skipped along happily. He never felt so excite in his immortal life. He finally has an excuse to see his daughter Pinkie Pie.

"What should I said once I meet her. Should I bring her something? Would a cake be nice? She does like sweets because of her parties." Leo though at loud. His thoughts were interrupted by a loud roar. Leo rush to the source and to his surprise/anger he see Tirek holding his daughter and her friends looking very tired.

'You just got on my shit list Tirek.' Leo though as he walked out of the forest and in front of the beast in a second. Tirek look down and stare at Leo. He let lost a belled laughter at his glare. He thought it was funny for just puny creature to stand up to him.

But the next thing he knew he was sent flying across the land while his captured prey was released from his hold. Then the next moment he felt his insides and outside was switch and back in his prison. He also lost his power and in intense pain. He now knew his escape skill never will happen again and he trap here to the end of time.

(Back with Leo)

Leo was using his power fix anything wrong from Tirek rampage. After he finished he turn to the pony's starring at him in awe. He walked to the six he saves and stop in front of Pinkie Pie. The other five were ready to move if he try something, but what happen next surprise every pony there.

"By the Vortex you look just like your mother all those years ago! Look how much you grew after all these years!" Leo said as he pulled Pinkie into a hug.

"Hey what the big idea?!" Rainbow Dash yell as she got in his face as Twilight use her magic to pull a very confuse Pinkie Pie away from. Leo wasn't fazed at the screaming in his face. Instead he smiled grew even bigger and shook her hoof while talking.

"You must be Rainbow Dash. I heard so much about you. It's nice to finally meet one of my daughter's best friends." Leo looked at the shock group and proceeded to shake hoof with every pony, even though he has hands.

"Let's go somewhere quiet. I don't want my probably only chance to spend quality time with my daughter." Leo said as he snapped his fingers and suddenly they found themselves in the library Leo repair. He summoned chairs for them all and sat down.

"Now go ahead and ask me any question and I'll answer them to the best of my ability." Leo said as he waited for their questions.

"Who are you?!" Twilight finally snapped after watching his power and personality not making any sense to her.

"Name's Leo. I'm the primordial god of the universe, reality, time, space, fiction, gravity and god of sweets. Next question?" Leo said smoothly.

"That impossible. Your 'titles' can't be controlled, only influenced." Twilight said in disbelief.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night Twilight Sparkle." Leo said with a shrug.

"How do you know our names, if you don't mind me asking?" Fluttershy ask softly.

"I don't mind. I tend to keep track of my children friends to make sure they're not lonely. So, it no surprise I learn yours names." Leo answered sweetly to calm the shy pony.

"There you go again. Why do you call Pinkie your daughter?" Applejack asked as she stared intensely at the man.

"Because she is." Leo said with a frown.

"How can I be you daughter if I already have parents?" Pinkie asked trying to process this.

Leon looked down sadly before he took a breath and started to speak again.

"It all started when I met your mother by total accident. I was just looking into this dimension just for kicks and ran into your mother as she was out to but some apple. I fell for her on site. So, I introduced myself, minus the god part mind you, and we hit it off. He hung out and over time we started to date. Soon she was pregnant and I was overjoyed. But my happiness didn't last long as she dead giving birth to you. She was a weak body unicorn and she couldn't survive the process of birth. But she named you Pinkie before she passed away. I was saddened, but I soon fell to despair as my mother told me I couldn't take care of you for I have a lot of enemies that want my power. So, I refuse to put you to an orphanage, and search for a family to raise you to be a great made. I left a note with your name and a reason why you where there. I watch over you in the shadows since." Leo explained. He looked around the room to see a lot of sadden looks.

"What was m-my mother name?" Pinkie asked while her mane was flat and her fur was darker pink.

"Her name was Lily Rose. And she was very happy to see you in her short time with you.'' Leo replied as he remembered her overjoyed smile as she held their child before she passed away. He surprised as he was suddenly tackle in a hug by his daughter who now crying on his shirt. He rubbed her back and shushed her sweetly trying to calm her. The gang watch at the display with joy. Happy to see the real father didn't abandon her. He was protecting her. After a while Pinkie calm down and started asking question after question about her newly discovered father. He answered happily and joyfully. After a while he saw the sun setting and sight in sadness.

"I'm sorry Pinkie. But it's time for me to go." Leo said as he had very sad face. Pinkie looked down, not wanting for her father to leave.

"Before you go, can you both sand next each other?" They heard Spike the dragon said as he had a camera ready for them. The two smile at the kindness of the baby dragon and did as he said. He took their picture twice and gave them both a copy.

"Before you go daddy, why were you here? Pinkie asked.

"Because I was looking for a champion to help me look for the monster that murdered your little sister." Leo answered quietly.

"I have a little sister that was murdered?!" Pinkie asked shocked and horrified.

"Yes. I'm looking for someone who can help me so I won't raise suspicion. And no." Leo said as he stared at Pinkie who open her mouth. But shut it quickly.

"Do I have other siblings?" Pinkie asked curiously.

"Yes. Two brothers. One name Deadpool and the other one known as the Doctor. You will meet one of them soon, so look forward to it. Just look out for a blue box." Leon said with a wink. He stood up and summoned a box and place it in front of her. He gave her one last hug and kiss on her fore head.

"I love you my little pony." Leo said softly to her.

"Love you too daddy." Pinkie said happily. Leo turn to her friends that was watching the hold moment with tears coming down their eyes at the pure family love the two have.

"Thank you for watching her for me. I'm forever in your debt." Leo said as he bowed a little.

"Don't mention it. Just don't forget about her." Rarity said as she blew her nose.

"I won't. Good bye Everpony." Leo said as he snapped his fingers and disappear. Pinkie opened up the box and smile grew big as she saw it was picture of her mother when she was pregnant with her and father with a smile on his face. She smiled even more as she heard a wheezing and training noise in the library as a blue box started to appear.

(With Leo)

Leo stared at the purple hair teen with a rise eyebrow. Not knowing what in his mother name he came into. The teen stared back with equal curiously and embarrassment.

"So.'' Leo started.

"Do you swing that way or are you just that perverted? Because I like to know why a teenager demigod with power close to mine is wearing a thong. If you don't mind me asking that thong wearer?"

He probably should have look at the other name on the paper for info. But hey, new fun.

Me: Done! Major writing block and I conger that shit.

9th Doctor: I wish you could have shown a small scene with me and Pinkie.

Me: Maybe later Doctor. Now enjoy and please don't kill me!