Naruto told Kurama not to suppress the alcohol tonight, so it was his own fault. Shy Hinata. The girl that fainted in the mere presence of the the guy who once associated the words love, desire and fantasy with ramen. "What else would you use the words love, desire and fantasy with?" He had once voiced...out loud...at a 'guy's night'.

Naruto had never taken part in the bet in the past because he would NEVER want them to picture her the way he does. He wouldn't tell anyone what he does to her, sometimes at her request. He got juuuust drunk enough to be teased into defending his new bride's, ahem, Will of Fire and entered into the "This one time..." challenge. The stakes were high. Five days, four nights at a very top tier hot spring resort. Not that the prize mattered to the sage.

Of all people to start it, though. "Hinata probably keeps the lights off so the dobe isn't going to join a wager he knows he can't win."

Kiba elbowed the blonde in the side and barked a "Ha!"

Naruto laughs while pushing the hound off. He looks across to his friend who was lucky enough to be in the village the same time as Shikamaru's bachelor party.

With a big smile, "Oh, I'm not getting in on the wager, that's for sure, but Hinata doesn't keep the lights off and I'd definitely win."

There's a slight twitch at Kakashi's scarred brow. Everyone outside of the males from the Konoha 12, along with Kankuro, Shikamaru's future brother-in-law, had left already. The hokage hung around to celebrate his aide's coming nuptials and a chance to spend time with his former genin and protege. 'This could get interesting.' It wasn't the words Naruto spoke but the way he said them along with the fact that Kakashi reads him like a book. 'Ha! Like a book!" He amuses himself. 'These guys are forgetting who his mentor was.'

"It's okay, Naruto. 'Missionary' isn't going to win this bet, anyway."

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

The room erupts in laughter

"Did she faint the first time she saw your dick?"

"Very funny. Very funny."

"Bahahahahaha!" Roaring laughter.

"Has she touched it?!"

"Ha, ha. You're all hysterical."

Sasuke smirks. "Tell me, Naruto. I've heard what some of those fangirls say. Before you got married, did you ever take any of them up on their offer and find out what it's like to get fucked by a more aggressive girl?"

Naruto's smile drops, instantaneously. "There isn't a girl in the world that can give me what Hinata does."

"Ramen doesn't count." The raven-haired shinobi quips with a chuckle.

The blonde swallows his sake and then states, "I'll have you know, nothing any of those girls offer is original."

"Stop, Naruto. We all know Hinata is a phenomenal shinobi. She's pretty awesome at everything she does. As a person, she's the best of us all. As long as she gets your dick wet once in a while then what more can you ask for? We know how much you love her but trying to convince us that you're completely satisfied is pushing it." Sasuke fights off letting a devious grin cover his mouth. He adds the last straw to the camel's back, "I wouldn't get in on a bet I knew I was going to lose either."

Shikamaru rubs his temples, "Troublesome."

The tipsy, antagonized blonde was ready to blow. He jumps to his feet. "Listen here, bastard! I not only married an awesome shinobi who is an amazing person but the sexiest and most seductive kunoichi around!"

Sasuke raises his lone hand directing it towards his longtime friend. Four fingers open and close over his thumb signaling that the blonde is all talk.

Naruto takes another drink, not sure if it is the catalyst of the brewing heat within him or if it's being caused by Sasuke's flippance.

"You'll be slapping yourself with that hand when I win the bet."

The guys cheer when they hear Naruto accept the challenge.

Before he can realize what he agreed to, they draw straws for the order. They then agree that their stories must center around a time when the person they were with initiated the interaction.

The guys tease a little further at the subject matter thinking the overzealous blonde wouldn't have a story to submit.

As luck would have it, Naruto was the first to draw the short straw. He describes the set up.

"Okay, so, this one time, Hinata was at the onsen when a bunch of girls were there talking about what they wanted to do with me."

"They were just openly talking about how they would fuck you in front of your wife?" Kiba questions.

Naruto reddens, rubbing the back of his head, "Ummm...this was before we got married."

The statement from the Uzumaki answered the long standing question of whether Hinata waited until marriage to have sex.

"She came to my apartment that night and was teasing me with things the girls were saying. She was like, 'Naruto-sempai, will you take me to your bed?' and 'Naruto-sempai, would you like to see what's under my mission gear?' Hinata knew it embarrassed me so she pushed it further. 'Naruto-sempai, would you like to touch me?' and 'Naruto-sempai, do you want to feel my mouth on you?' Seriously, I hear 'Naruto-sempai' on a fucking daily basis but when those words kept passing through those pretty lips I nearly lost it. She made a lewd comment about what these girls probably do when in private so I asked her, half jokingly, to show me what she thought they did. Once she pushed me away, causing me to drop to the couch, I assumed I triggered her normal shyness and that would be the end of her teasing.

I was so fuckin wrong. She's stands in front of me and starts stripping. Real slowly and sensually. When she's finally down to her bra and panties she sits in front of me on the kotatsu. Her hands start in her hair and slide down her face and neck and land on my beautiful tits-"

"YOUR beautiful tits, dobe?"

"You heard me, teme! Make no mistake, they're mine!" Naruto stresses before continuing. "So, she's squeezing and massaging MY..." he shoots a glare at the Uchiha, "beautiful tits and moaning, 'Mmmm, sempai, your big hands feel so fucking good on my big titties'-

"Nu-uhh. No way Hinata talks like that." Choji interrupts.

"You guys gonna keep interrupting me?!...So, she pulls down her bra a little, just enough for her nipples to pop out and she starts pinching and twisting them. She throws her head back and says, 'Please, sempai, pleeeeease suck my hard nipples'. At this point, her moans and the way her body is wiggling has me rock fucking hard. All of a sudden she cups her tit and brings her nipple up to her mouth. She's staring into my eyes as she swirls her tongue around it a few times before sucking it in between her lips. She releases it and goes back to pinching."

She has my head spinning. Next thing I know, she's sliding her hand down and cups her pussy over her panties. She says, 'Mmmm, sempai, you make my pussy so fucking wet! I need you to touch it!' Her hand goes into her panties and starts rubbing her clit.

I'm like a fuckin' mess, now. My dick is out and I'm actively jerking off in front of my girlfriend with absolutely no fucking shame. She shifts to remove her panties and then goes back to her previous position but this time she's sliding her fingers in and out of her pussy. She's so fucking wet I can hear it. Still messing with me, she screams, 'Yes, sempai! Yes! You're fucking my tight, wet pussy so good! You're going to make me cum!'"

"Holy fuck!" comments Kankuro.

"That's what I said!...I can't take it anymore so I jump up and stand in front of her. As she continues, rubbing her pussy she leans forward and swallows my cock in one go. I've got her by the hair, holding her still as I'm driving down her throat all the while, listening to the sloppy sounds coming from her pussy as she continues to play with herself. She's moaning like she's ready to cum and the very next second she's screaming around my cock as her pussy sprays my legs. It was like she flipped a fucking switch! I'm shooting my load down her throat. I finally finish and pull out of her mouth but my hard-on ain't going nowhere. She's got me so fucking horny that I can't contain myself. I pull her up, get behind her and make her bend over on the couch. Her pussy is just dripping so I drop down and start licking her. I'm sucking on her clit and tonguing her ass and through it all she's screaming 'Sempai!' and cumming all over my face.

Finally, I get up and lean into her so she can feel me against her pussy. She arches her back and just starts grinding into me. I reach over and take a handful of hair for leverage and follow her lead. My cock is pinned between my belly and her slit. She just starts sliding up and down. Each time her ass pops back up I'm pumping up against her clit. After about a minute, I've got her fucking pussy juices splashing my belly and dripping down the front of my legs. She screams, 'SEMPAI!...PLEEEEASE!' So, I ask her, 'Please, what?'

What she says next makes my knees buckle. She says, 'Please, sempai...fuck my ass...' I thought I was gonna pass out. When I hesitated she reaches back, takes my cock in her hand and presses my tip against her asshole. I don't wanna move. I was afraid I would rip her open but we we're so fucking wet my head pops into her with not too much resistance. I'm letting her set the pace. She's rocking onto me a little at a time as my fingers are bruising her cheeks as I strain not to pound into her tight round ass. Before I know it she's slamming back into me, impaling herself on my dick. I lose my footing..." He looks to Sasuke who is about to comment but Naruto cuts him off, "Don't fucking say anything...I lose my footing and drop to the kotatsu, pulling her with me. It doesn't even phase her. She bouncing on my lap, fucking my dick with her asshole. She leans back against my chest and now I have the most amazing view looking down at her. Her nipples are still peeking out of her bra and her graceful hips doing all the work. The new angle must've hit the right spot because she's lets out a moan that doesn't end. Shit! It was so fucking pretty. Her hips start rolling so fucking beautifully and she's just milking me. She's about to cum again so I reach around and tweak her nipple as my other hand is rubbing her clit and fingering her pussy. Her marathon moan turns into screams. She was so fucking loud I got worried people could hear and think something was wrong so I turn her head so my mouth can reach hers all the while still strumming her like a guitar. She's dripping again and as soon as I felt her hot juices coating my balls, I exploded..." Naruto plops into his seat and takes a deep breath, "That was one amazing night." He looks around the table at the confused, stunned and red faces. "What!?!"

"What?!? Really, Naruto? I don't know about anyone else but...it's just...it's Hinata and that story just doesn't seem believable. I say he's disqualified!" Kiba rants. "Don't you think so, Shino?"

Shino hesitates, "Actually, Kiba. Knowing how Hinata felt about Naruto for so long, I wouldn't be surprised if the story were true."

"Are you kidding me? No way! It's Hinata!"

"I don't lie, dog breath!"

"Well, after that story, I wonder. Maybe you're just really good at it. Hell, your mentor wrote those type of stories!"

"I've got a question." The hokage rises and slips his jacket on, readying himself to leave. "For argument's sake, does anyone have a story that can compete?"

The room falls silent.

He continues, "Well, then, you need to figure out if Naruto wins or if he's disqualified so that the game can continue."

Kiba quick to respond, "We should vote!"

"There's no need to vote, Kiba. Naruto won." Shikamaru states.

"We don't know that!"

"I do, Kiba." The aide says resolutely.

"I do, too." Sai adds.

"Kiba, the dobe gets the prize." Naruto looks confused at the three.

Kiba has a similar expression, "You guys are taking his word for it?"

"No." Sasuke answers. "I'm taking Hinata's. Or I should say, as told to Sakura by Hinata."

"And to Ino."

"Temari."

"Well. That settles it. Congratulations, Naruto!" His former sensei exclaims. "By the way, I knew you weren't lying. Jiraiya's stories never had that much detail and neither has your mission reports." He turns to leave but stops, 'Also...your mentor would be proud." He gives Naruto a thumb's up and leaves.

The sage's face is as red as an apple. He glares at Sasuke. "You knew and still made the bet?"

The sharingan user grins. "I didn't really think you'd cave. It's always fun antagonizing you so I figured if it worked, getting you to tell the story would be worth it."

"I can't believe you guys knew. I can't believe Hinata told that story!" Naruto is shaking his head in disbelief.

"To be honest with ya, Naruto..." the blonde looks to the guest of honor, "...that wasn't the story I expected you to go with."

"I agree." Sai adds.

"That what I was thinking, as well." Sasuke remarks.

Naruto looks skeptical. "You guys are messing with me. You don't know any other stories."

The three look at each other and grin. They respond in unison, "Ramen."

Naruto reddens further.

Sasuke chuckles, raising his glass, "All hail the new Pervy Sage!"