Prologue
Hearing some noise from the bathroom, I went to check what was happening there. As far as I remember, Illiya should be there, and if something happened, then you need to save her. I don't want my sister to break her head just by slipping! Don't want to at all!
For the sake of decency, I knocked, even apologized, but did not wait and opened the door.
For a couple of seconds, I froze at what I saw.
"Nice to meet you! I am the magic wand of love and justice, Magical Ruby-chan!"
A magic wand flying in the middle of the bathroom like from a standard anime about magical girls, a frightened Illiya covering herself...
"Brother!"
She noticed me and began to look frightened and embarrassed.
"Oh? What is this waste?"
The wand also noticed me.
"I see," I tilted my head slightly, trying not to look at Illiya.
There's always some crap going on! Is always! Why with me?
I held out my hand to the side. Habitual and memorized words already sounded in my head, and a familiar image surfaced in my memory... One moment and I more comfortably intercept the copied Excalibur, ready to strike at the floating wand.
"Uh-huh? I demand a warmer welcome!"
The wand darted around the bathroom, preventing itself from being cut. Virtuous, infection!
"Brother, you... you... what are you doing?!"
"I won't let Illiya get dragged into anything! I'll explain it later!" I make a deceitful maneuver, trying to catch a flying stick, but it dangles like crazy... I begin to understand Assassin...
"Phee… you don't have enough speed!"
"Really?!" I throw the sword straight at the stick.
"Prom… kh…" at the same moment, I throw another created sword. The stick was distracted, distracted ...
"That's it."
"Brother…" Illiya looks at me with round eyes. "What it is? And you…"
I sigh.
I'll have to explain it to her somehow... But, by the way, everything started out quite normally. If it applies to me.
A couple of days ago
Wonderful summer days. Good weather for a walk, which I did not fail to take advantage of, but soon realized that the sun was too merciless and I needed to look for shelter if I did not want to get sunstroke or heatstroke! Too baked, by the way!
It would be nice to go to some cafe. Sit a bit, relax and cool down.
At that moment, the sign of the desired establishment caught my eye and, why delay, I immediately went in. Lucky. Inside it was pleasantly cool and no sun, twilight, which pleased.
But as soon as the first impression subsided, I was dumbfounded to see a familiar blond in an elegant suit not far from me ... but how not to recognize Gilgamesh ?! So many nerves on him ruined ... and here he is again ?! Alive?! Yes, what?!
"Gilgamesh!" I went to him and with every step I saw an increasingly terrifying picture!
He was standing next to the table, at which I was surprised to see myself in a complete cut ... What?!
"What a weakling he is. The True King will take care of even such… rubbish," and then he turned his attention to me. That look... a look that doesn't promise anything good. "Hah… Fate is ready to provide its services. Boy, you have the great honor to carry out the task of the King of Heroes himself! Go and take the place of this garbage...until I bring him back to his senses...a day or two...maybe a week. He is too naive and unable to resist the King!"
My jaw dropped slowly... no, I'm just in deep shock! There are only curses in my head! What is going on?! What the hell?! Is it… He?! And then I?!
I did not make a righteous cry of the soul for only one reason ...
"What are you thinking, idiot?!"
Someone has done this before.
Reflexively turned his head towards the voice.
A girl in a school uniform was rushing in our direction... no, not Homurahara, I noted to myself as my template crackled and my mind was torn from cognitive dissonance.
She... screams... at... Gilgamesh?
And alive?!
What the hell?!
"I need to do something about this… boy." His mocking gaze falls on the unconscious… me. "He will stay like this for a long time."
"You... You... Your tricks again? Harm strangers?"
"Look at their faces yourself," he chuckled. "No one will notice the change."
And two pairs of eyes rested on me.
"Uh-uh…" was all he could squeeze out of himself.
I'm... I'm just out of the loop. Nothing comes to mind.
Now
Damn wrong Gilgamesh!
Somehow, the bastard uses the Second Magic and travels through the worlds... Zelretch was definitely involved... Wait a minute?! If these two... then...
"We are all going to die", thought sadly, only now realizing this unpleasant fact. If these two cooperate, then yes, we're finished.
Sighing again, I looked at Illiya, who was embarrassedly covering herself and looking at me, her face was full of emotions.
"I'll have to tell you..." I say wearily. To begin with, he took one towel and handed it to Illiya.
How can I explain to a child who only saw magic in anime what happened to me at all?
After all, she's my sister and that kind of crap will only hurt. How will she react to all this when she finds out that her brother is not really a brother, but an alien, and the real one is unknown where ...
Yes, and can I be called her brother?
Me?
Illiya's brother? It's me? No, I can't be, but at the same time, I am Emiya Shirou. Still, is it me or not? Rather yes than the opposite answer. I can't answer exactly, my mind is clouded, but one thing is clear - Illiya's brother is me.
Difficult...
We need to somehow collect our thoughts and try to explain the whole ass.
Gilgamesh, the beast... He's the reason I'm here!
I just wanted to start explaining how...
"That's where you've gone!" A girl climbed into the room through the open window and, of course, flopped into the bath, which frightened the already shocked Illiya. Muttering something, she got out and cautiously looked at us, and we at her. "I came to pick up one wayward wand... so funny... it accidentally flew to you."
"I protest, I need a new Master, not this grumbling magical girl," the stick pinned to the wall gave a voice and the girl looked at her. On the sword that holds the stick, then on me and Illiya, then again on the sword.
"Ha-ah… ha-ha, a talking toy, why be afraid of it," she turned on the fool, smiling stupidly.
"Tohsaka, this doesn't suit you at all," I sigh again, clasping my hands on my chest.
"Where are you from? She immediately leaned over, peering at me intensely."
"Second Magic," I answer her irritably. It might not have been worth it, but I stopped liking it exactly at the moment when I realized that some kind of crap was going on here too.
I see that Rin got it... she understood what... who it was about.
Since everyone has gathered, we can start, although usually more people gathered ... but this is already trifles.
Having settled the matter with Illiya (they didn't even let her wash, hmm...), I started a short story, trying to be as convincing as possible...
At the same time, one interesting cafe
"You found an interesting solution," the old man grinned, slowly savoring the wine of divine taste.
"Now you don't have to worry about what is happening there... let's start, as they say."
His interlocutor did not lag behind and poured a new portion into his glass.