From the very morning I was expecting some strange development of events. Expectation is one thing, but reality is another…
Out of old habit, I woke up early enough, although I went to bed late. I managed to sleep for a few hours after yesterday... ahem... today. The clock on the nightstand won't let you lie. They're right in my field of vision.
To be honest, this is the only thing I can see on my own, because I can't move my body.
At the moment, a blonde beauty is hugging me and I'm afraid to disturb her. I don't have a spiritual form to go through material objects… So, we'll have to get out of it. The truth is that Saber went to bed with me and now I'm securely stuck in her royal grip.
All I can do is turn my head.
Hm…
He put his hand on her waist and slowly began to climb higher. And then I did a very mean thing. Touching only with the tips of his fingers, he lightly tickled her.
Saber stirred.
Apparently, she is dreaming something nice, since she smiled ... but the effect has been achieved. The grip loosened and I easily slipped out of bed. I have enough strength for that.
To get dressed, so in general, is a mere trifle.
Smiling, he went to clean himself up, and then to the kitchen. When she sleeps, she's so cute. I think I can pamper her a little.
I inspected the contents of the refrigerator. In principle, you can work with this and cook something delicious.
One thing I didn't take into account... or rather, I decided to slow down a little… I, after all, am not the main person in the house now and besides me there are still curious personalities, and cooking is in full swing.
What's the point?
- Shiro, asl... Shiro? Shirou-sama... Shi... Shi... Liz! Get the halberd! We need to save Shiro-sama from the clutches of a slutty girl!
Hearing enhanced by magic... these screams were heard without it, to be honest, I caught Sella's voice next to my room.
- Eh? Is it morning already? Where's Shiro? - Saber's puzzled voice.
The squeak of a dying seagull and, lo and behold, the maid rushes in search of me. Finds, by the way.
- Shirou-sama, what... who... how?! - she points her finger in the direction of my room, approximately.
I look at her uncomprehendingly, adding a bit of condescension. Archer was good at masking emotions in everyday life, he managed to learn.
— Her name is Arturia, my friend, — the maid's face distorted, even turned pale.
- Sella, what should I do with this? - another sleepy Liz came up to us, who didn't bother to change and therefore still in a T-shirt and panties, but... she really brought that same halberd. That there this shit scared me, that here…
From this, I, as they say, fell into a precipitate. Do we have such dangerous things in our house? Where did she even get this?!
— I'll deal with everything myself! She tried to take the halberd out of Liz's hands, but Liz grabbed it tightly. - Give it back.
- Shiro? - Liz turns to me.
- It seems that Sella has overworked.
- I see.
- Shiro-sama has a girl in bed!
- Аh? - The surprised maid released the halberd.
- Absurd, - I rub the bridge of my nose, but Sella did not waste time and, taking advantage of the chance, rushed away with this thing at the ready. - Stop, you fool!
But this absurdity needs supervision!
As it turned out, Illiya went out to the noise and met Saber... who was standing in the hallway in my T-shirt and categorically did not understand what was going on.
Sella stopped.
- Sella?! - Illiya saw this thing in her hands.
—I have to protect Shiro-sama! This girl seduced him… She…
- Calm down, you fool, — slapped the panicked maid. - The whole house was alarmed.
- Shiro-sama, you shouldn't…
- Give Liz that thing and calm down. I just took up my personal life... and what is it in general?
— It's... well... to drive away uninvited guests, thieves... women should have a little secret in case of problems! - Sella faded away, and Liz, who was still not dressed, took the halberd.
Wow, small. He's as long as I am!
- Brother, and this… — Illiya stared at the half-naked Saber and blushed.
- Arranged debauchery at home, — Sella got in.
- Is Shiro an adult now? - Liz said, and the others blushed together.
Why are they acting weird, and I'm ashamed?
- There will be breakfast soon, — I tell them with a stony face. — Just try to kill each other...Sella, help with cooking.
Almost pulled the initiator of the circus by the scruff of the neck.
Well , this one arranged it… But she always seemed to be a reasonable, albeit biased, woman. Okay, a girl.
- Shirou-sama... Shirou-sama... what's going on? Have you contacted a bad company? Ah, I felt that something was happening to you ... - combining whining and caring, as well as amateur artistic activity, Sella caused new attacks of Spanish shame.
Without distracting herself from cooking, she mumbled something about the honor of the eldest son and what needs to be protected from various encroachments.
In the end, I managed to cook everything together with this crazy maid.
Just by that time, everyone had gathered for breakfast. Even Saber, wearing her dress, although no one really cared about it against the background of the morning performance.
- Thank you, Shiro, your cooking is the same as before, - a satisfied Saber thanked me, but…
- As before?! Sella and Illiya yelled.
- Liz and I are always at home... he couldn't bring us... to cook... at her... was at her... cooking…
I have no words. Give me Gilgamesh, I'll worry about his Ea, so as not to suffer.
- Liz.
The maid correctly understood my plea and slapped Sella, after which she silently began to eat this damn breakfast. I'm not annoyed, it's just that my soul is too... mmm... overarcher. Or would it be more appropriate to say "OVEREMIYA"? In any case, only a salute is not enough to fully match the circus on the road.
- Brother, so you're with her…
— What kind of example are you setting, Shirou-sama?!
No, I can't do that.
- Being in the same bed with a loved one is not considered a crime… Even parents sleep together. And what you're thinking about... Sella, what kind of example are you setting?! What's going on in your twisted head?
- I have?!
— I am a beloved person... — and Saber is there too.
Breath… Exhale…
- So... - I was going to load them as hard as possible to get rid of them once and for all until I'm done with these damn cards!
— I challenge her to a duel! - the second round. The pain in my soul will remain forever... Sella jumped up and stared at Saber, Liz wanted to punch her to calm her down, but she blocked her hand… — As Shiro-sama's guardian, I am responsible for him,- without stopping trying to hit Sella, Liz tried to catch up with her with one hand while she calmly took food with the other hand, and in response Sella completely stopped any attempts, not distracting from the fiery look and speech at all. — My duty is to be aware of everything that is happening, - it seems that they have started using magic to strengthen the blows. — Thus, only with my approval, in the absence of Shirou-sama's parents, such an outcome is possible! I have to approve Shiro-sama's chosen one!
And even more so, the sound of the blows began to lag behind the blows themselves. So far, by a very small fraction, but... it's scary.
— I'm going to school— - I get up from the table.
- You're always running away from the answer!
I turn around, look at everyone present.
- Illiya, we're late.
And I'm leaving.
- Brother!
- Shiro-sama!
- Shiro!
- See you soon.
How much of this farce is possible?
But we're really late.
Illiya, as soon as she noticed this, jumped out into the street.
— I can get you to school fast enough, - I stop the girl panicking, not only because of being late.
- A? R-really?
- Yeah.
Although it will have to use magic and a few tricks, but I can accelerate to high speeds and then no one will be late.