It seems that Illiya has a weak vestibular apparatus... or, conversely, too good... Sensitive?
- T-thank you, I'll do the rest myself.
Staggering, she slowly went to school... I just got her to the place in a matter of minutes. I had to jump on the roofs at high speed.
Mmm... still, she has a pretty good vestibular apparatus. Withstood constant jumps.
- Iliya-chan, you were in a hurry, you might have been late... hey, is everything okay?
- Y-yes, I'm just dizzy.
The little sister came across a young woman, although it is still customary to call such girls, of a very familiar appearance.
Huh... she's really in elementary school.
Even wears the same dress.
Well, Fujimura Taiga doesn't change, even though she works at another school. It suits her even better here. After all, she is not far away from this trifle.
And before I was noticed, I was already heading to my school.
There's a little more time, right? You can also relax before the lesson starts. Even take a quiet walk around the school grounds. Look out the window…
- Senpai! — but while I was walking through the school yard, a girl's voice called out to me from behind.
- Ah, Sakura, good morning, - I smile and turn to the girl who is only a year younger than me. I don't even want to know what's going on here.
- Senpai! - she's outraged again. — How could you skip classes? Everyone was waiting for you at the archery club, but you didn't come!
— I have urgent business.
- You can't do that, — slowly her anger goes away.
- Ahah, yes, I'm sorry, but little depended on me.
- Okay, but warn me next time, — she completely changed her anger to mercy.
— Yes, Mom, - leaving the confused girl, he quickly rushed to his classroom.
I don't care what happens at all… this is not my world. I don't care what happens at all. I don't care what's going on at all. I urgently need a sensible person… Should I call Archer?
No, I'm already starting to think about some nonsense…
The bell for the lesson helped me to distract myself, I simply took my place and began to wait for the teacher.
Even so…
— Let me introduce you to the new students…
Who would doubt that this would happen.
- ...Tosaka Rin…
The genre is like this. The real stamp has power over the destinies.
- ...Luviagelita Edelfelt…
Obviously, these two will end up in my class.
Maybe run away? This circus is enough for me at home, if these two start their brawl, then something will definitely start.
Ha... still Sella at home… When can I switch back?
But this infinitely long day has just begun…
In short, I had to pretend that the new ones did not exist at all. And at recess, when one of them wanted to talk to me, then... the second one immediately distracted her. The roles, of course, changed several times, which gave me protection.
However, it could have been worse... thanks for that.
At the big break, the one that is intended for lunch, I decided to go far away. Decided…
- Emiya, I wanted to talk to you.
This time the voice is male and belongs to another person I know.
- Issei? Do you need help at the student council?
I turn to him, pulling benevolence on my face.
- No, it's about your unauthorized departure from classes, - he adjusts his glasses, looks stern. - I hope you had a reason.
A friend in the student council is still a source of joy.
- Yes, at home, the bedlam has started to happen— - I go to the window. - Sella also started the play.
- Problems at home? Sella... your family's maid, if I'm not mistaken?
- Yeah.
— What happened?
- A lot of things. Not a very successful week, you might say, but today is the apotheosis. Some kind of circus. And all because of what Sella caught in my bed Sa…
—…
I broke off.
I understood what I said.
I understood who I told.
I understood where I said.
I'm a corpse.
— I have to go, - I abruptly make my feet.
- Emiya! - rushing after me. - You… Do you have a girlfriend? When did you get there? You only communicate... no, then I would have found out. You have to answer, Emiya! As your friend, it's my duty to take care of you.…
— I don't want to hear anything! I'm going to the archery club! - accelerating.
I managed to break away from Issei only after I jumped out of the window and climbed into the bushes.
It's a complete circus.
How does a local survive?
Yes... he's going to have a funny present. Shoveling all this shit. But... after all, he's an Emiya, no stranger. It's another thing when I have to do it. My psychological health is more important. Where is the native PSUS? Give me the bastard Gilgamesh, I want to kill myself about him!
Heck…
We'll have to clean everything up to the end. I promised…
My school day was very stressful.
- A great result, Emiya, - Mitsuzuri said enthusiastically.
— The most usual result, — I drive another arrow into the target.
I need to let off steam... just let off steam... only because of this I stayed after class and began methodically shooting targets to the delight of Mutsuzuri.
And this arrow is for the bastard Gilgamesh.
This one's for him too.
Another one, perhaps, for Zelretch.
And the damn Lolicon will get his, too!
—Is there anything wrong with you, Emiya? It's like you've been replaced.
Lowering the bow…
Mitsuruzi is as close as possible.
—It's all right,- I pull on a friendly smile. — I have too much energy and she needs to get out.
—Does this have anything to do with Ryudo's panicked screams?
- Damn… I already have to go, - I put all the inventory and get ready to leave.
- Uh... so it's true?
- ... - I'm speeding up, just to get out of here.
After escaping from Mitsuzuri, he headed home by roundabout roads.
Standing in front of the door, he hesitated.
A new stage of the circus is probably on the way.
Okay, we have to go.
But in reality... yes, in reality, everything is much scarier than I imagined.
I didn't see it, no, I heard it... starting from the hallway as soon as I opened the door and took off my shoes…
- ... Oho-ho-ho, my little sister* is such a jerk! When she didn't come home for the night, I was so worried, so worried. Thank you for your concern, Sella-san!
- Um…
In the living room, an Edelfelt spits an awesome Sella, and a Saber who has gone into herself is sitting next to her.
Phlegmatic Liz, chewing chips attached.
Lost in the understanding of what is happening, Illiya, too.
What the hell is going on?!
- Ah, here is the hero of the occasion, the chosen one of my dear sister… Can I call you brother? - the inscription "Fatal error" stood vividly before my eyes.
— But he's my brother ... - the lost Illiya came to her senses for a while.
- Shero and my little sister Arturia… My heart is out of place! He will join the Edelfelt family and become my brother, like my sister's husband.
- What?! My brother!
- Probably, it's time for me to go, - I put on my shoes.
- Shi... Shirou-sama, don't get away from responsibility!
- Shiro!
- Shero?
- Brother?!
- Take out the trash.
*The same documents.