FUTsacha sighed, slumping in his chair that he'd just smashed. He had just lost another goal to hilter and he was mad. His fifa career could end tonight. With one goal hilter could obliterate his chances of coming back from his shocking 3-0 score at half time. In front of tens of fans, his "friends" mostly, egging him on. Wiping the sweat from his brow he picked up his controller. He had to do this. His 25k tik tok followers would tease him for months if he lost now. He could feel the life of the game, like he was playing in real life. He could feel the adrenaline rush through him as Loris Karius lined up to take the shot, And scores! The twitch stream goes wild, 2 goals in 40 minutes to equalise. He could do this because he was the FUTsacha and he had his 12 twitch "friends" behind him. Hilter cursed over the mic, calling him a whole list of racial slurs and he laughed, a mad hilter was an easier target to beat.

As the game progressed, He picked up a goal, and another! He was equal now and all he had to do was score this goal. If he lost now, he would go to penalty shootout, his worst skill. Taking a deep breath, he lined up the shot with Loris Karius, the same player that had earned him his breakaway chance. The ball curved beautifully through the air soaring past the heads of the defenders and through the legs of their goalkeeper. The whistle was blown. He had done it. Beaten his archrival hilter, from a 3-0 position to add to it.

Still buzzing with excitement, he ended his stream, saying a quick goodbye to his fans who were still going wild on his discord server. He popped to the fridge to grab a doughnut or two in celebration and sat down pondering what hilter had said to him.

"ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SMASH YOUR HEAD IN AND BREAK YOUR FU"

"Sacha!" his mother called from across the house and his trail of thought was broken.

"Do the dishwasher!" she called again.

Sighing he responded, "coming mother!". He hated doing chores, or anything for that matter. Slowly walking down the stairs, making sure the emphasise every step with a thump, he proceeded to the dishwasher, his mind returning to his earlier thoughts of hilter. If he truly decided to come to his house, he would be ready for him and he would give him a right thumping. He would drive the handle of his ps5 controller into his clavicle, something he knew from experience really hurt. His mother had made him do extra chores since he had got a c1 in class for "forgetting his pencil case" when in reality Pedo-stash had stolen it. He would inform his mother later but in the mean time he needed to reflect on his game. How had hilter gotten a 3-0 lead? It must have been cheating there's no way he was that good.

A ping sounded on his phone, a message, but from who? It was Maple Syrup Enjoyer pestering him to get Elden Ring again, but if he did that he would be betraying the very ideals of fifa 22 and he would be a disgrace to discord server number 3. So he promptly responded telling him to fuck off and pester someone else. He had heard online a while back that being a discord mod made you a pedo like pedo-stash, so as a routine cleansing, he routinely deleted his discord server as a spiritual healing.

On a brighter note, However, he had just finished with a new totally rad tik tok that he was going to upload later that day. The tik tok would be impervious to hilter surely, no one could question his dominance over hilter in terms of fifa after this new league sbc method. A new method which could make so much money that even Amazon Drone himself could not keep up. Amazon Drone was an excellent fifa player to be looked up to, though the one time he had played him he remembered himself getting a bit mad, breaking almost £50 worth of equipment. He had been throttled 12-1 with him playing the worst team in existence, Liverpool. Anyway, that was enough of that.

Another ping sounded from his phone.

"For crying out loud if that is Maple Syrup Enjoyer again, I will kill someone" He whispered aggressively under his breath. Thankfully for Maple Syrup Enjoyer it was not him but instead it was from his discord, his worst mod, jake0 was messaging him asking if he wanted to play a game of fifa, he was bored, and wanted an easy win so he obliged and hopped on his ps5.

Booting up fifa he accepted the party request from Jake0.
"You alright?" FUTsacha said.

"Yeah, What about you?" Jake0 responded.

"Sooo good, just beat hilter in a fifa match 4-3 to me" he replied cockily.

"Woah so you're saying you beat THE adolt hilter in a 1vs1 match?" Jake responded, the surprise and admiration clear in his pesky voice.

FUTsacha smiled, the comeback already on his tongue, "Yeah, and now I'm gonna beat you".